Unicorns' will

Hello thur. I am Dylan and I like stuff. a lot of which you may not see because i am bad at tumblr,

[dirudo]

Lmao ur cute af lemme talk to you

talk then

[demisatyr]

the power that radiates from this post

[tytoalbion]

Girls…are like strawberries

[tytoalbion]

Sometimes they are in the grocery store

[taragrimface]

anyway the incredibles takes place in the fallout timeline

[taragrimface]

canon

[taragrimface]

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[piratelobster]

OMG, Captain America drinks water! It’s obviously in the same universe as Doctor Who!!!

[taragrimface]

you dont know fucking anything about fallout lore. i’ll kill you

[cutiepiesub]

I don’t care if we kissed 39 times in the last 30 seconds, I said I want ANOTHER ONE

[ostracizedpoodle]

basketballs smell gross 

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

go to hell??

[ostracizedpoodle]

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

[jaidefinichonv2]

[gaxhar]

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

[sunwukxng]

this is literally the funniest comment this video could have

[quatara-moved]

i hate your blog.

can we kiss

[zdf-deactivated20251121]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[mangonetics]

fuck the post below me

[pointnclick]

fuck the post above me

[dankmemeuniversity]

[gruntsandpoetry]

[roseoilz]

jumping cats by daniel gebhart de koekkoek

[strongermonster]

the girl on the bus in front of me was taking a bunch of selfies n i was accidentally in a few n she could see i looked uncomfortable w that so she turned around n apologized and let me watch her delete all the ones my face was in 😭😭😭 she’s the only person i earth i respect 

[strongermonster]

i told her “it’s ok you don’t have to do that i just didn’t want my ugly to ruin your vibe” and she called me sweetheart and told me she wished her hair looked like mine and then was like “anyways it’s just vanity. i’m probably gonna take 800 more later anyways haha, sorry to creep on you like that”

[strongermonster]

i hope bus girl is having a safe pandemic…. 

[orcboxer]

I’ve systematically checked the entire multiverse over the course of my many lives, and I’m dead fucking certain this is the only reality that has dippin dots

[orcboxer]

DIPPIN DOTS UNIVERSE COMIN IN CLUTCH BABEY

[pandora-s-shit-deactivated20220]

Having ADHD is that your brain either feels like

Or

And it can switch in a matter of seconds.

[devinwolfi]

bold of you to assume im not

[joyfully-it-devours]

THATS IT THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

[oysters-aint-for-me]

birdy.., !’

[meow-moment]

Yep that's what it's like

[omegaverse]

forced to experience every moment of every day for the rest of my life