Melvin's always mourning.

My name is Haley and i hate maple syrup. this is a humour blog thanks for dat vis (she/her/20)

[just-shower-thoughts]

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

[the-daily-echo-deactivated20170]

DUDE

[theweirdwideweb]

[theweirdwideweb]

[maldoror-est-mort]

if i had a daughter i would much rather see this than her marry a racist white dude

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Reblog to support this interracial Jewish couple who have seized the means of production.

[redditfront]

[setheverman]

this man does the math and delivers your change

[lightinqly]

[noneotherthanthejoker-deactivat]

This is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[marvel-lous-things]

The fact that this was posted by Taika himself on his Instagram account makes this 189x funnier

[trynsave]

[lesbianherstorian]

“on the way there”, lesbians heading to the london pride march, photographed by della disgrace, june 1988

[cyberhobi]

short summary of the situation in Sudan

[misandryaintreal]

Holy fucking shit

This is insane and shouldn’t be happening in 2019, is there any way I can help other than spreading this?

[cyberhobi]

Here’s the fundraiser: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10219351069635352&id=1469395273

There is an internet blackout plus the lack of media coverage makes it hard to get info on what’s happening! So pls share & donate if you can 💗

#IAmTheSudanRevolution

[feyrealms]

venom: *does that thing with his tongue*

[iwouldntshowmom]

Church is free.

[theargonist]

I can’t afford it.

[vhb1]

IN DYING. NOTHING WILL EVER TOP THIS. NOTHING.

[eiruriofidkewoeeifjjdis374738-d]

me: where’s the toilet?

New Yorker: take a left up over at 6th and catch the bus between 12th and 32nd. there you’ll see a hotdog cart at the corner of 53rd…you gotta go on straight past to 47th. between 8th and 34th there’s a little place, ask for Mikey, tell him I sent you an he’ll let you in aight

me: thanks. I’ll just piss in the street

[babyanimalgifs]

i am.. crying

[velmasdinkleys]

the queen has returned

[thatidomagirl]

HOLD ON

[porterr-robinson]

[nightmare-grass]

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[gllowsticks]

[thepugman360]

[punishedtradchad]

[gahdamnpunk]

Welp..

[cthulhulovesewe]

The men on the council will say that women are dominating the conversation and they can’t get a word in edgewise.