Boy Detective

I will not fail. Just a queer guy from Chicago. Instagram: elwrayargo Snapchat: elwrayarrgo (two r's)

[murdershegoat]

i’d like to draw everyone’s attention to this portrait of a dog that’s in bella swans bedroom

[kvitoya-deactivated20210415]

i’d like to remind everyone that this dog portrait also appears in the music video for chandelier

[twilightisgaynow]

[nippon-com]

Japan’s vast assortment of mascots all share a similar problem.

Via @GorillaGorillax

[onlytwitterpics]

[snootyfoxfashion]

Pinup Disney Prints by SvetaShubinaGallery

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[acciowine]

WERQ!

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[literaryreference]

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

[aimf0324]

【SONIC:0504】

[creatine-baby]

[marisatomay]

I’m losing my fucking mind we’re being grifted by the dumbest group of criminals

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[untitled-by-unknown-artist]

[vukojebinant]

[hamburgeroisie]

No straight in sight

[surprisebitch]

[mxnrique]

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

Mom, after talking about hook up culture: Like I know you wouldn’t just have sex with someone you don’t even know. Someone you just met that night and gave your body, allowed them the gift of your body to them! Right?

Me, her thot of a son:

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

Mom after talking about safe sex:

Mijo you need to always be safe! I know you are smart enough to know but I want to make sure I tell you.

Me, with my FWB’s nutt in me:

[gingersofficial]

[claricetudor-old]

ig: claricetheillustrator

[claricetudor-old]

ig: claricetheillustrator

[theshitneyspears]

the power that that has, the intelligence that that has, the clearance that that has, the access that that has, the influence that that has, the profile that that has, the international implications that that has

[momo-de-avis]

you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?

[momo-de-avis]

happy easter, everyone

[momo-de-avis]

Its that time of the year again

[stele3]

He is risen indeed!

[acciowine]

[mulukhiyah-deactivated20200604]

OR ARE YOU HIDING A BAD CLOSURE

[minimalistgrufti]

[gyaldembrownsugar-deactivated20]

Don’t her parents run her account??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

I think she is allowed to tweet sometimes lmao but that was the second funniest shit behind Skai Jackson flaming AB

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

[africanaquarian]

These gen z kids are not here to play games

[mxnrique]