One, two, can you hear me?

any pronouns l| most original posts will be abt the Grishaverse | call me Halcyon :D | PLEASE ask me about my grishaverse au

[halcyon-skiess]

Is that… an intro post???

Hey everyone!! Gonna start posting actual things now lmao, here’s some basic info about me

Name- Halcyon!!

Pronouns- Any and all, get creative with it!

Interests- BIRDS, music, the Grishaverse, various other niche media (Endling by Katherine Applegate and Dolls of New Albion mostly), but mostly birds

Other fun facts- I’ve played French Horn for six years, I’m a jay cladotherian as well as an ocelot therian, and I crochet quite a lot (working on ICE OUT hats right now)

I also have a Grishaverse AU project that you can find under “#siguna au” It’s a Fjerda-centric reframing of Djel and the whole Fjerdan religion that spiraled into an underground church with three generations of characters… you should toootally ask me about it!

[wholesome-animal-images]

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seals Are: Huh? Do You Want Me To Like, Post Gay Seals? What?

[gorjee-art]

stuff is happening

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

a lil tomato soup made from roast tomato, onion, garlic and bell pepper with a lil grill ches. regular marble cheddar, some farmers market truffle cheddar, and a lil pickle for the filling. bread is a sourdough pullman's loaf recipe of my own design

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

man it is SO funny that everyone's still cycling this post considering that the meal poisoned the shit out of me

turns out the bread i baked there had started to mold, the cheddar cheese had started to mold, and the chicken stock I used for the soup's best before date was over a year ago. I found all of this out a day or so later and I'm now still dealing with the gastroenteritis symptoms

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

everyone in here would have gotten poisoned if I'd brought this to the potluck, good to know

[feedmegreenthings]

May everyone learn a valuable lesson from this: check your food before you wreck your mood

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

I needed a warmup and honestly I should frame this and put it up in my kitchen

[twistcmyk]

no, i do not have cameras in your home (yet)

[mr-deep-downer]

[sailatina3]

[herecomesthementalmeltdown]

[threeninesfine]

The suburbs dream of violence. Asleep in their drowsy villas, sheltered by benevolent shopping malls, they wait patiently for the nightmares that will wake them into a more passionate world.

—J.G. Ballard, Kingdom Come

[creatingblackcharacters]

"From these made-up horrors, these fictionalized enemies, he had created a villain worthy of the violent bravado that he imagined he would display if confronted by said villain. This web of racist lies was what he needed to make himself seem like a man. He invented a story about bad guys who were out to get him, and he repeated it to himself and others until he believed it. Then he made up another story- of himself as hero, defending himself and his family against this violent threat- and he repeated that one until he believed it too. Brian wrote himself into his own American westen, a world of cowboys and Indians, cops and robbers. And for a man with no job, few friends, and a family that couldn't stand him, pretending to be a main character in violent American mythology was as close to belonging as he was ever going to get."

Mediocre, Ijeoma Oluo

[choppun-kun]

I would absolutely love it if Tumblr would stop giving me ads about AI. If I want a "spicy conversation" with a character, I will write it myself like God intended.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

woa-oah black betty, bangarang (BASS)

skrillex noises

[metropolitanmutantofark]

Visit Original Link

i had to add 8 seconds of silence to get past the DMCA filter because apparently tumblr has a DMCA filter

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

exactly what i had in mind thank you so much

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

yknow, i think the silence adds anticipation

[doesanyoneknowifwehavedrtomorrow]

There is 15 tomorrows til June 24th, the release date of deltarune chapter 5!

We're so fucking back, found out bc my friend who watched the direct told me

[targetedknowledge]

[dogpuppy]

Haha yeah eww no thanks

[hotvampireadjacent]

That’s a bug

[gilfwagon]

@kittybroker how much for this tiny bug?

[kittybroker]

Fish up this tiny little baby bug right out of the free bin for the low low price of 0 dollars nothing!

[cutecipher]

there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome

[cutecipher]

clap. clap for fat gay women

[sweatie-goddess]

showers do feel kinda nice but having to shower is such bullshit

[sweatie-goddess]

i should just get to never feel gross ever on account of im cutes

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

by far the best ad I’ve gotten on this app entirely because I tried rotating it out of sheer curiosity and absolutely nothing happened

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

[no-one-offical]

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[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[orcboxer]

Every time I go they put me in a chair and they say look into this machine there's a hot air balloon or a farmhouse in there and I do and I'm like you're right I see it and they're like yeah keep admiring that hot air balloon or farmhouse and I do and I'm like this shit's quaint as fuck and then do you know what happens next they attack me they jumpscare me with air directly into my eyeballs and i fall out the chair and they say sorryyyy but they're NOT they wanted this to happen they KNEW about the jumpscare well now I'm wise to it now I know better when I go in and they say look at this bodacious hot air balloon I'm like NO WAY DUDE that balloon wishes me harm have at thee and I attack them and push them on the ground and spit on them

[ewzzy]