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Literal Hamilton trash

[siriusblackfoot]

am I doing this right

[garbage-empress]

people always talk about that john green edit as the peak example of post editing on this site but my favorite is still the one where someone edited communismkills’ post to make it look like she cried at a skrillex concert to bangarang

[garbage-empress]

can anyone find that btw? or a screenshot? I thought I reblogged it at some point but I can’t find it.

[genderfluidintake]

I got chu fam

[icebats]

Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

[icebats]

ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

Why do women hate innovation?

[patchesthegreat]

me: caring for my pet lobster, Pinchy

my judgmental gf: lol wtf is this

[st0pping-every-minute]

[i-am-the-third-heat-deactivated]

love a queen who can laugh at herself 

[anaussienla]

Everyone creative… watch this. Learn. You aren’t perfect. You will “crack” and do things “awful”. But that isn’t what ends up as your final product. The amount of bad takes until the right one isn’t fails. They are just the ones that didn’t work out until you found the one that did. There is nothing wrong with that.

Nothing wrong with you.

You. Are. Great.

Also, the people you admire and think are so amazing at what they do don’t get to that level without making mistakes and flubs. Even deep in their career. You won’t stop making mistakes or singing bad notes etc simply because you eventually become a huge star. The stars are just like you but the difference is the pressure on them to NOT make those mistakes (or at least not make them be seen) so it doesn’t shatter the illusion.

But know that making mistakes will not ruin your career, will not get you fired (unless you’re a brain surgeon, then there is no too for even a small mistake), and will not end your journey. When you do stumble, laugh at it. Make it silly. And get up and try again. It didn’t kill you. And you are human.

Love that you aren’t perfect. Because that is what makes you unique and wonderful.

Don’t try to be like all the rest or like anyone else. No one truly successful or long-term famous did it by trying to mimic someone else’s career, looks, voice, etc. they get work and noticed by being different than everyone else out there. It’s what makes people want you instead of someone else.

[best-shower-thoughts]

If everyone with tinder goes to Antarctica and changes their pictures to penguins, we could bring Club Penguin back to life (source)

[crap-userrname16]

[redhouseroad]

FRIEND SIGHTED NYOOOOOM

[nogurt-p]

HOLY FUCK THIS IS SOOOO DAMN CUTE OH MY GOSG

[bigcatawareness]

i don't really understand why you would be pro-zoo. like i understand nature reserves and sanctuaries where people can observe from afar, but it doesn't seem right to me when they're locked up in generally small confined areas for people to watch them do nothing all day. idk maybe i'm getting this wrong, and i still really respect you, i just don't understand this. like i interned at a zoo and felt uncomfortable with how small their living areas were and how they had no stimulation

Zoos don’t look like this anymore.

They look like this:

Good zoos do not keep their animals in “tiny spaces” with no enrichment.  I’m not pro-roadside zoo.  I’m pro-accredited zoo.  Zoos are incredibly important for conservation and education.

Are Zoos Necessary?

The Importance of Zoos: Resource Post

Why Zoos and Aquariums Matter: Assessing the Impact of a Visit to a Zoo or Aquarium

Why I Want to be a Keeper

Why I Believe in Zoos

[useless-zoofacts]

There should be way more pictures of modern zoos so i just add some more

[merp-a-derp69-deactivated201808]

Seriously zoos do so much important conservation work as well I hate when people shit all over zoos as if the animals are locked up and not looked after

[nyxetoile]

The SF Zoo has two sea lions. Now, if you know SF, you know that sea lions are a Thing. They’re all over Pier 39 and various other beaches in N California. In fact, the zoo is near the ocean, so there are sea lions not 200 yards from the zoo entrance. So having sea lions in the zoo seems sort of superfluous.

Except the sea lions are blind. One was found as an adult after suffering a gun shot wound to the face that destroyed his eyes. The other was found as an adolescent, weak and starving because it had been blinded and unable to hunt. So they were rescued and introduced and the zoo built them a nice pool where they can swim and sunbathe and people toss them fish. It’s not the biggest exhibit, or the fanciest. But it’s a home for them, where they’re safe and well fed. Sea lions aren’t the most romantic of animals, but they’re a part of SF culture and a lot of us have a soft spot for the loud, bulbous things. And because of zoos, these two get to live long, happy lives.

Whenever anyone complains about zoos, I think about Silent Knight and Henry. 

[zoogeek327]

I think it’s St. Louis zoo that is saving big cats in Africa. Scientists couldn’t figure out what was killing off the local lion population. They were dying off from Canine Distemper. The local unvaccinated dogs of the towns would spread the disease to other animals or have it themselves. When the lions ate the infected animals they would catch it as well. You know what that Zoo is doing to stop this disease? They are going over to those towns and vaccinating the dogs for free. The community loves it and people from other villages comes for miles to get their dogs vaccinated as well.

They also do work with camel populations because the local human population use the camels for food sources the zoos help monitor the camels health.

Another zoo, I want to say it’s the Oregon zoo but don’t quote me on that, is helping female inmates. The zoo works with the female prisons by encouraging the inmates to assist in the breeding and raising of endangered species of butterflies. They plant the specific plants that the butterflies and catapillars need, raise them, and release them. These inmates get noted in any scientific journals that get published. They are giving these inmates a sense of accomplishment and validation.

Zoos not only save species but bring together and assist communities in an effort to save the environment. Zoos, good zoos, are essential to the future and I will fight anyone who tries to say otherwise.

PS you don’t see PETA doing any of this.

[burricane]

one of the funniest things that I have ever read (I’m pretty sure that it was in the NewsWeek Hamilton special magazine edition) is this interview that Lin Manuel Miranda did to promote Hamilton. And he’s describing how he first wrote the musical and he reveals that while he was writing the musical he was living in this NYC apartment complex. And his next door neighbour is deadass a direct descendant of Aaron Burr. Like, can you imagine.

You hear music coming from your neighbour’s apartment and you ask them what they were doing last night and they look you directly in the eyes and say that they were writing a two hour long musical about your great grandfather’s biggest fuckup. What a fucking power move holy SHIT,

[jezmmart]

Inspired by this photo that I laughed at for like ten minutes.

[d|p] [More: Comics | PKMN] (I am so sorry for assaulting your dashboard with this).

[steviemact]

WHAT.THE.FUCK?

[robotticellis]

i used to think tumblr ruined my sense of humor but actually it improved since i no longer laugh at racist and sexist shit and instead laugh at ‘egg’

[basketcase1982]

whoever keeps putting the cheshire cat on disney villains merchandise….. damn you. damn you, to hell. i hate you. he is NOT a villain. heis fucking. just a weird little stupid creature. fuck you. FROLLO deserves that spot. FROLLO . this is a warning. re evaluate. or die. this post was made by Catholic gang

[500daysofeffyou-deactivated2017]

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

Did you look under the tray?

Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

[entropychronicles]

my favorite part is, there’s two equally enjoyable and in character ways to look at this, he either

humored the suggestion sarcastically to express to spongebob how stupid it was

humored the suggestion seriously and hates himself for it

[weloveshortvideos]

Cursing in english vs. in español.

Vine by La catrachigringa

[sevenwoneight-deactivated201607]

Still one of my fave vines. Glad it has resurfaced.

[tgpgifs]

[bodyglitter]

spotify gives you all of your stats at the end of every year and makes you a playlist of your top 100 songs, makes you six (6) personalized playlists every day, And a playlist every monday of new music based on your listening history and yall still gonna say apple music is better? i have to laugh

[foxbowl]

Avengers: Sad, depressed, almost ready to give up

Scott Lang:

[thewatchtower]

In DC there are five career options: reporter, scientist, cop, hacker or billionaire. If you aren’t one of these, you are usually either a student or participating in illegal street racing.

And this is just the good guy category.

[argetcross]

I read this as Washington DC and went, “that sounds right. Wait…”