red house road

JET FUEL CAN'T MELT DANK MEMES born in the late 1900s future handsome corpse

[teathattast]

[ruknowhere]

This note was written by a child who was listening in on a bunch of artists discussing art and life.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[thegirlnoonetexts]

[Video description: 3 old nokia-type cell phones are placed upright on a table. As they play a ringtone version of Tchaikovsky’s “Waltz of the Flowers,” they rotate slowly as if dancing in time to the music.]

The ringtones are rather shrill, for anyone sensitive to that.

[striders]

my record player is cheap as shit and the needle keeps skipping so i put a tiny pig on it as an arm weight

it’s lighter than a coin and working perfectly so i’m just gonna. not bother the pig

[thirteensfavoritetoy]

Glad to know that record player technology has seemingly made zero advancements since I was taping pennies to mine back in the 70s

[necrosystem]

The technology has advanced a lot, there's a pig now.

[3liza]

went to the grocery store tonight and it was fine and not scary. brought grim, he did a pretty good job. i dont think i experience fear or anxiety about anything except actual bad things that can or do happen to me. based on most of the posts on this website i think everyone should come with me to the grocery store so i can teach you how not to be scared because i have really just mastered it and im pretty sure i could coach anyone through it at this point

[3liza]

dog training and human training is the same. training snails is the same, you can do it with a clicker. all animals can be conditioned. now you may have noticed I am holding a bag of starburst and a plastic doohickey that makes a loud clicking sound when pressed. and you may have noticed we are standing outside of Trader Joe's at 8pm on a weekday

[lordworm]

Reblog to make it die faster

[lesserknowncryptids]

Today's lesser known cryptid is: Hot Mama

[fukin]

[contexfiles]

[bonequest]

[1-d-a-deactivated20200727]

David Lynch: The Art Life (2016)

[basiccaninefurry-deactivated201]

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

[badsciencejokes]

Dude has a death wish

[vergess]

Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.

Truly the family that just keeps giving.

[haropla]

I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.

It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:

[krystal-prisms]

You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

[totally-original-artist]

[openworldadventurer]

[nerdlingwrites]

I can’t leave this in the tags, I’m sorry.

[metricula]

Bird people are built different

[20o1-deactivated20240129-deacti]

🌷 here is a flower for anyone not feeling their best today

[secondlina]

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

[beardedmrbean]

[notinlove]