Shieldmaiden

A capable damsel out to rescue knights in distress - Ketiley Harneth (OC Tolkien fandom). Half elven daughter of Caranthir and Haleth. This is a Main Blog. sideblogs are: golden-valor, frost-fires, stars-onthe-water, sunshinedown, gloriolecrown, magical-tater-tots

[gonebynow]

I have this planner with these absolutely ridiculous pages with like “motivational” quotes on them that are just these bullshit things like “Let your heart sing” and “Always believe in your dreams”

and like that’s always struck me as such meaningless bullshit, I’ve always hated those. They’ve never had that element that truly motivates me.

So, I took matters into my own hands and I made my own artsy motivational wallpapers. Enjoy.

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

have i seriously lived long enough to experience the resurgence of demotivational posters’s natural evolution into shitposting motivationals

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[kezia-kawaii]

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

[catchymemes]

[pink-wig]

@strawhat-giraffe

[heilos]

Gonna link back to the original video because it deserves all the views for how adorable and well made it is. I love this:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icx7hBWeULM

[stephencolbertly]

Meanwhile… Losing ‘Friends’ And Tumblr Nudity

[cheshirelibrary]

“Censorship is telling a man he can’t have a steak just because a baby can’t chew it.”

– Mark Twain

[deaddolin]

[queen-of-dirt]

Important info since babies are getting sick from honey pacifiers

[curiooftheheart]

Honey pacifiers? The fuck?

[halfblessedhalfcursed]

That's not how botulism works. Also the study that concluded that honey caused botulism was total garbage... Not that I blame them necessarily, botulism poisoning is rare even in babies so there was no way to get a decent sample size.

[evergreen-wiitch-deactivated202]

Bee and honey witch aesthetic 🐝😌

[sabertoothwalrus]

your assigned pokemon kin

your age + the day you were born x the month you were born

the total is your pokedex number

mine is Marowak

[halfblessedhalfcursed]

Welcome to the Midwest.

Yesterday it was 60 (F), and today there is a blizzard warning!

Ice on everything and it’s snowing sideways!

[halfblessedhalfcursed]

Just so everyone knows, I’m still alive.  I have been going out with my boyfriend (oooooo-oooh) often on weekends, and I start school tomorrow night so I may well be even less active than before.

When I have the energy and time I will reply, I love you all.  Just so all bases are covered, I have no problem with you finding another version of my chars and playing with them (even when I am around), I understand if you drop threads with me because of my inactivity. 

I’m sorry I know it can suck if you are super active and your partner is not, if you don’t want to thread with me in those circumstances I understand.  But if you see me online and feel like chatting, and nothing else that’s cool too.

You are all amazing beans! Love you!

[porterr-robinson]

[jiggerhoo-deactivated20180728]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

this is the most lesbian cake i have ever seen

[oneboredjeu-mashup]

this cake just gave me a home depot gift card

[unicornempire]

This cake just offered to help me bungee cord a kayak to my subaru

[malkuvoitenoldoran]

@preciousxmetals @twilightblossom

“Both of you are disowned.”

[halfblessedhalfcursed]

*hysterical laughter practically crying she's laughing so hard* Normal? That's the best joke I've ever heard!

[amrod-amras]

Do Me A Favor

Please reblog if you are a roleplayer in the Line of Finwe. OCs with relation are welcome as well. Thank you!!!

If you reblog I’ll add you to this list.

[tyelp-with-a-spear]

Me: Aulë, we’ve run out of silver ore.

Aulë: I don’t know what you’re saying. If you don’t stop speaking Sindarin, I’ll speak Valarin.

Me: Birashagammi.

Aulë: You’re not even fucking supposed to know that language.

[aule-navatar]

I told them “here’s a SECRET fucking language for you and NOT for Eru’s children cause these bastards are already privileged beyond measure” and what do they do? they go ahead and teach Khuzdul to fucking Elves.

[halfblessedhalfcursed]

The Dwarves can keep it! Sounds like you’re trying to cough up a big gooey mass of snot with every word anyway.

[halfblessedhalfcursed]

@kingsofnumenor

Weren’t you listening?  The best policy is to not even ask, assume it’s okay and then if it’s not just apologize for not realizing how these things work. 

[tyelp-with-a-spear]

All these Legolas/Gimli pics make me sad. I SHOULD HAVE SAILED. I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING SAILED AND TAKEN NARVI WITH ME. I have seen the Trees and I literally come from the family that’s known for breaking the rules, and yet was a Sinda and not me who sailed and took a Dwarf with him. I’m an idiot.

[legolas-advice-deactivated]

What do you mean? How is taking a dwarf against the rules? The hobbits sailed.

[tyelp-with-a-spear]

Truly? You were allowed? I know nothing about this. I thought it’s because they carried the ring.

[legolas-advice-deactivated]

I… I don’t know. I asked Gimli if he wanted to come to Valinor and he did, so I built a boat and we both sailed. I didn’t think that it would be an issue, Gimli is, well, he was my friend.

[halfblessedhalfcursed]

Easier to bed forgiveness than ago permission, as my mother always said. What are the Valar going to do, punish you for being dumb?