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@halfblood-vibes
Leo: I have decided that I need a 6 month vacation twice a year.
*walks into kitchen at 2am*
Percy: OK, so I need to be quiet.
Also Percy: *trips over chair, breaks legs, sets house on fire*
Zeus: we will grant you one thing as a reward.
Annabeth: can I say one thing to any of the gods and not be punished?
Zeus: Uuh... Okay?
Annabeth (to Hera): honestly, screw you
New story. Glory and Gore. About the daughter of Prometheus and Adrestia getting sent to camp Halfblood as a punishment.
Can u imagine the pjo/hoo people at a water park tho? Nico would be there is his black swimmers, acting like a vampire because the sun is so bright, and he's a mood. and he's trying not to check Will out cause GOD DAMMIT HES SO HOT WITH OUT A SHIRT ON! and Wills like totally showing off for Nico. And Percy dumps a whole heap of water on Annabeth, so she pushes him into a pool. And then they have another underwater kiss (that kiss is the Spiderman kiss of pjo) and Leo is there in the tacky gift shop buying everything and looking like an absolute dork and loving it. Am i the only one who thinks about this stuff?
Percy and Jason bickering: I'm the best! I'm the best fighter! I'm the coolest! Nicooo tell us who's better!!!
Nico (shadow travels frantically): Aaah!
Hades: what's up with you?
Nico: Percy and Jason are dragging me into their rants.
Hades: I see.
Nico: will they ever leave me alone?
Hades: well -
Zeus and Poseidon iris messaging in front of them: Haaaaaadeeeeeees??????!!!!!!
Hades: no, son. There is no escape. Just pain.
Reyna: Something brought you here, Percy Jackson. Call it what you will... Fate... Destiny...
Percy: Hera
Reyna: so I have made the decision to trust you.
Percy: a horrible descion really.
Zeus (to Hades and Poseidon) : Make love. But don't make Demigods. There's a little grey area in there and that's where we operate.
Percy: I love how take out can mean food, dating and murder.
Nico: if you're not a coward it can be all three.
Random god: sir, there's someone coming up the elevator.
Zeus: who is it?
Random god: we are detecting unusually high levels of sass sir.
Zeus *slams fist*: JACKSON!
Nico: Shrek came out 19 years ago.
Percy: wait... Shrek was gay?
Nico: no... I mean the movie.
Percy: ... Movies can be gay too!?
Artemis: you are SO dramatic!
Apollo (with spotlight on him, draped over a piano, wearing a gown, with a glass of wine, as rose petals slowly fall on him) : I have no idea what your talking about.
Percy: do you like foods that are mouth angry?
Nico: ...
Nico: do you mean spicy?
Percy: Waffles are basically pancakes with abs.
Annabeth: sometimes I wonder what I see in you.
Piper: OMG did you hear about the James Charles scandal? That stuff was wack.
Annabeth (Fighting off monster) : now is NOT the time!