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Will: don’t get hurt, Nico

Nico: i’m sparring Percy, how could I lose?

Will: what-

Nico: I always invite Ares

Ares: KICK HIS ASS, PUNK

Percy: NO GOD TELLS ME WHAT TO DO

Percy: *stabs himself*

Percy: I love how take out can mean food, dating and murder.

Nico: if you're not a coward it can be all three.

ice cream: *a small bit melts*

Percy, a single tear rolling down his cheek as he looks into the sun: come on Apollo. i though we were cool, man

Annabeth: I wrote a novel.

Annabeth: it’s called “The Horrors of-”

Nico: All due respect but who told you you could write my biography

Percabeth: *falls into Tartarus*

Hephaestus TV:

Hephaestus TV: and now the weather

Drew: children of Aphrodite can speak fluent French

Drew: but I wouldn’t expect you to-

Piper, eyes closed in deep concentration: oui oui baguette

Octavian: i hate you with every fiber of my soul

Percy: considering you don’t have one, was that a love confession?

Octavian: no I-

Percy: because I’m taken

Percy: let’s-

Chiron, gallops through the window with his sword up: NO

Percy: where did you even come from

Chiron: my Percy-is-about-to-do-something-stupid-senses where tingling

#funny percy