[greelin]

“hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me” is the funniest phrase because it always does. it always will. from personal experience things have already started to rouse from their slumber before i even get the first three words out

[dracs-deactivated20230903]

AND I’M CLIMBING OUT RIGHT NOW…

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[touching-living-breathing]

That's called being an adult

[fairycosmos]

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Remember.

TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk. 

[mobliterated]

[lonelycity]

kat irlin

[poeticque]

“Everything depends on what the individual can make of being betrayed. And in order to be betrayed you need – you might have to find, to recruit, to seduce – a betrayer… Betrayal is an uncanny form of intimacy.”

— Judas’ Gift, by Adam Phillips. 

[sosuperawesome]

Eden Garden Jewelry on Etsy

[dashingprince]

Hello white mutuals. Before you is a charcuterie board with 15 different types of cheese. If you manage to go 12 hours without touching the cheeses you can leave this room. Good luck.

[fuckysuckybrigade]

I was eating off this cool cheese plate while you were talking can you repeat that pls

[halfbloodhalloween]

Honestly, I think I'm kind of in love with Alice Chambers.

[chrrispine]

Harry Styles and Chris Pine at the 2022 Venice International Film Festival

[memewhore]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

[peripetyy]

Plotting, scheming, etc.

[blueandbluer]

I am weeping 😂🤣😂🤣

[lostinhistory]

Chaos baby

[evaughn]

[normajeanebaker]

Some Like It Hot (1959) dir. Billy Wilder + letterbox reviews (insp.)

[dopaminerjic]

hey.. dont cry .. 8 million people on earth , ok ?

[dopaminerjic]

BILLION

[dopaminerjic]

I MEANT TO SAY BILLION

[dopaminerjic]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

POST WITH A TYPO INCIDENT LEAVING 7.992 BILLION DEAD

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[captains-clever-goose]

[thecarltonbanksexperience]

the “mmm whatcha say” meme will literally be funny forever. it goes away for a while but reappears when you are least expecting it. it’s nearing a decade in age but it’s still hilarious, not even in an ironic way like a lot of memes are. it’s just truly funny. i love it. what a powerful meme.

[slangwang]

i disagree i find it stale and very unfunny

[thecarltonbanksexperience]