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bi and bored. I made that. It's a star nosed mole made out of socks and gloves and stuff

[beardedmrbean]

There is nothing in heaven, on earth, or under the earth that could have prepared me for how this ended.

Jason

[natalieironside]

Salt preserves food because it smells like the ocean and mold doesn't know how to swim and gets scared

[something-about-sunflowers]

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[dilfhamlet]

[dilfhamlet]

the literal only funny tags on this entire post

[flightsofwonder]

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

[flightsofwonder]

why does this have 85K notes

[funnytwittertweets]

[valtsv]

enough feminist retellings where the princess saves herself from the dragon. we need more feminist retellings where the princess and the dragon are a con artist duo scamming the knights of the realm.

[fluffycloudhead]

You mean Peach and Bowser?

[valtsv]

obsessed with the implications of this actually

[crplpunkklavier]

i think about this one so fucking often i had to clip it

[jean--valswan]

quick question what is mountain dew and why is it banned in europe

[jean--valswan]

new question why is it allowed in america

[anakin-skywalker]

[crpplpnk]

GUYS

HEY YOU GUYS

WATCH THIS

[grymmdark]

i think we should start cucking people as a form of protest

[staffs-secret-blog]

NO FUCKING WAY

[staffs-secret-blog]

NO FUCKING WAY

[sovietnam]

[uncle-cazador]

[gay-irl]

gay irl

[sanguinemsaucius]

[valtsv]

enough feminist retellings where the princess saves herself from the dragon. we need more feminist retellings where the princess and the dragon are a con artist duo scamming the knights of the realm.

[fluffycloudhead]

You mean Peach and Bowser?

[valtsv]

obsessed with the implications of this actually

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[rnoonpie]