[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[redarmyscreaming]

[pangur-and-grim]

I was so baffled by this until I remembered that I use my kettle, and so it looks like I'm pouring boiling water on my plants

[pangur-and-grim]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kalesrebellion]

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

[helloitsbees]

[gothredy]

[amaideniwilldee]

do we think i'm funny yet 1 🍍 2 🍍 3 🍍 4 🍍 5 🍍 6 🍍 7

[greenlabcoat]

can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you

[drizzledrawings]

Watching the walking dead again yes I have obvious favourites

[kassy-djomunson]

what a fucking slut (i need him in a way that makes me question my own morals)

[gaytanic-panic]

[gala-xyzz]

[geoledgy]

So I remember when we were drivin', drivin' in your car

[morrisonmanning]

AVORAH FACEOFFS 1x03, 2x08, 3x09, 4x10

[dyingenigma]

Ayo Edebiri for Paper Magazine ph. by JAŠA MÜLLER

[targetedknowledge]

[halflife-alyx]

Incoming rant about life ‼️ feel free to scroll on

Is anyone else just so tired of life in America right now? Like genuinely what the fuck am I fighting for? Like I'm going to protests and I'm doing my part to try to fight for change but then I go home and I can't afford to feed myself but somehow I'm constantly working. I can't even find time to make connections with the people I care about. Community is so important during these times and I have none. I'm slowly pulling away because I'm tired and angry all the time. Idk I just wish it felt like anything was getting better but everyday it gets worse.

[stqrdxst-xx]

[leiliart-deactivated20160911]

[wolgfang-deactivated20191125]

ravioli ravioli give me emotional stabilitioli