Safety first!
Buckle that shuckle
I feel like this is more for everyone else's safety because a shuckle in a crash is going to be like an untethered indestructible bowling ball

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Safety first!
Buckle that shuckle
I feel like this is more for everyone else's safety because a shuckle in a crash is going to be like an untethered indestructible bowling ball
Finally done with these~ took about 3 days? got a cold so took bit longer than it should’ve hhh I am okay with how they turned out tho! ( disclaimer: im a terrible vorthos so these are very basic)
Kia Soul Eater
It’s known that I’m a special kind of masochistic, and I draw full color portraits for every monster and boss that show up in games I run. Since Lamplighting, a MOTW game I run has ended, I wanted to compile them all!
2 and a half years, 9 proper monsters.
The game also had it’s fair share of more, uh, npc shaped enemies. alongside the monsters were several bosses, friend and foe alike
And lastly, the campaign’s final bosses. Metatron and Paimon.
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I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts
i must make…
b e a d l i z a r d
B…
B e a d l i z a r d
I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge
op has given me the best gift possible
ive been making them for four days
Am… am I back in the 90’s?
Bead animals were my JAM in the 90’s!! And you don’t have to limit your creativity to lizards, either! With a few adjustments, you can make anything!
AND with a little practice, you can even make them 3D shaped (especially with the smaller beads and wire, though you can make them with the bigger beads and string, to an extent)
These connect powerfully to some locked-down memories
so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and
a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this
in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk
i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and
places a hand on me cheek
happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time
Drain all of my blood and refill my veins with only this video
Have you seen whatever this is @pendraegon
the inherent homoeroticism of jocks and emos dancing together...........effervescent
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Have A Nice Day!
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HAVE A NICE DAY
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Gotta reblog again
Go have a nice day everyone ☀️
Pokémon emerald (2004)
EL CUERO THE LEATHER LAKE MONSTER
This exceedingly dangerous aquatic predator is said to have a bovine shaped head complete with two stalk eyes, razor sharp claws and a mosquito-like proboscis, through which it sucks its victims blood.
Embedded deep in the Andes mountain range, in the Southern Province of Neuquen, is a small glacial lake, which is situated approximately 25-miles away from the Chilean border. This pristine stretch of icy water known as Lago (Lake) Lacar, shares many traits in common with other high altitude, freshwater bodies (such as Lake Baikal and Lake Van) not the least of which are the reoccurring reports of a large – and extremely dangerous – unidentified animal dwelling beneath its surface. Dubbed El Cuero, which roughly translates to “The cow-hide,” by the local population, this leathery creature is also known by the names “el Threquelhuecuvu” and “El Bien Peinado” (“the smooth-headed one”).
El Cuero is one of the many examples of amphibious cryptid to appear on the South American continent.
Described as having a hairless head and spine, this animal’s body structure has been compared to that of a cow-hide which has been splayed out to dry, hence its appellation. This analogy has led some investigators to speculate that the animal may be distantly related to the family of South American freshwater stingrays known as the Stenohaline.
The creature’s face is said to be repugnant, and bearing two, reddish stalks, upon which rest its snail-like eyes. Even more disturbing are the reports of this animal’s proboscis-like mouth – located in the center of the creature’s torso – through which it reputedly sucks the blood of its human and animal victims.
This is a trait which the El Cuero would seem to share with thew notorious “African Brain Sucker” also known as Mamlambo, although this animal’s description bears more likeness to the ancient invertebrate, known as the Tullimonstrom. Eyewitnesses have also reported seeing a series of razor-sharp claws along the fringes of this animal, which it uses to secure its prey.
Although this animal is most assuredly a LAKE-MONSTER, as Lago Lacar is undoubtedly El Cuero’s favorite haunt, the unique features of this beast (not to mention the fact that there have been numerous eyewitness accounts of similar creatures hailing from rivers and lagoons in both Argentina and Chili) made it a perfect candidate for an aquatic enigma.
While legends of these vicious predators have circulated for decades throughout the indigenous populations of these two nations, there are some investigators who believe that the similarities between this beast and the equally ferocious HUEKE-HUEKE’ are so startling as to indicate that they may be one in the same.
One tale which has become synonymous with this animal involves an unwary mother who, while washing her clothes in the Hua-Hum River, watched in terror as the animal lunged out of the water and snatched her infant child as it lay next to her on the shore.
Additional evidence of this creature’s amphibious tendencies are said to be found in the bird and animal remains, which litter the Lacar shoreline after one of its voracious, nocturnal feasts. Source: americanmonsters.com/site/2009/12/el-cuero-argentina-chili Top Illustration Credit: Sr-Hattori sr-hattori.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d1mbypv ★★★ Cryptid Fans — Don’t miss our 200th post giveaway! ★★★ ARTISTS » Enter our Cryptid Chronicles 1st Annual Fan Art Competition! Discover more cryptids and mysterious creatures at Cryptid Chronicles and let us know what Cryptid you most believe in/find plausible!!
After the previous post, it’s only a matter of time before someone feels the need to say something silly about what constitutes a wizard, so I figured I’d head this one off at the pass and present this handy guide to differentiating a beach Witch from a beach Wizard.
Hipster Nahiri reflects on the Golden Days of Blue.
Knight: I have trained in all forms of combat and weapons since birth. I cannot be bested.
Some horsecock motherfucker:
Knight: … What the fuck
OH FUCK YES I GET TO TALK ABOUT LANTERN SHIELDS.
For anyone seeing this post and wondering what kind of unholy heresy is currently having a blacksmithing orgy in front of their eyes, this is called a Lantern Shield.
This came from, YOU GUESSED IT, fucking Italy, home of lunatic steel-weaving mother fuckers who often simply looked at each other, and by each other, I mean their frenzied reflections in their shattered mirrors, and said “WHAT IF WE JUST DO THINGS”, which is, as we all know, Aunt Jemima’s recipe for success.
Lantern Shields were very indicative: They were meant to be bucklers that could carry a lantern, oftentimes for night time duels. Now, you’re wondering, why carry a lantern on a night duel when it could just prove detrimental to your overall movement? Why, to blind the mother fucker, of course! But, see, and this is the funny thing about Italy, when Italian blacksmiths realized that they could just add a hook to a buckler, they noticed they could also just add whatever the thrice condemned shit they wanted to them, so they started forging stakes, spikes, and blades that protruded out of the buckler and gauntlet as additional defense against anyone who, due to the poor visibility of mist shrouded, dark blanketed nights, would just walk right into your handheld barracks.
I mean, nothing better than a bloke closing the distance to you losing an eye or six because they didn’t consider you might just carry a porcupine on your arm, right?
Some specimens exists, but these are not numerous. If you know of or possess an actual, physical Lantern Shield, congratulations, you probably have an item that likely killed.
Given the fact that yeah, you’d need to be completely demented and more than a bit overdramatic to come up with something like this, I’m 100% unsurprised this shield also appears in medieval Russia.
Only they made it pink, because of reasons.
“whatever the thrice condemned shit they wanted” *applause*
@petermorwood can I interest you in a …. *checks notes* a … a this thing.
my mom came home from the thrift store nearly in joyful tears and pulled this out of her shopping bag with utter glee
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I hope OP was grateful
Scare The Treatie With Your Nose!
(By Gumby!)
20 year old beginner: one year of learning flute and butterfly knife skillz :)
Fun fact: Adults actually learn those “You need to practice!” skills better than children do.
Kids tend to want to do literally anything aside from learning this skill my parent is forcing me to learn.
Adults actually can sit down and practice things for hours on end. Adults WANT to practice to get their skills better. Adults deliberately set aside time every day to practice. Even if it’s just 20 minutes, it’s productive growth and not wiggling in your chair mournfully watching birds out the window.
Anything from Drawing to Weaving to Violin to fuckin flipping bufferfly knives like a pro - choose a skill and LEARN, dammit! None of that ‘Children’s brains are more malleable’ bullshit. Brain squish is not the end-all of learning!
I’m so happy for her….!!!!!!!!!