We all know I'm a Salty Bitch

All I want is a fucking nap and some god damn nuggets. Is that so hard?

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[brightlotusmoon]

[sylferino]

I am not immune to little items. if there's a thingy I need it. 1million knick knacks.

[memewhore]

[autie-j]

Bugs Bunny could have simply walked into Mordor. He would have shown up at the gates of Mordor in a disguise and been like "Evil volcano inspection unit" and flashed a fake ID badge to the confused orc.

[themodernmaccabee]

Love the implication here that the one ring would have little to no effect on Bugs

[tyrantisterror]

To be fair, it’s canonically established in Lord of the Rings that Tom Bombadil, an inexplicable magical trickster, is unaffected by the ring, and the only reason they don’t give the job to him is because Tom Bombadil is a silly little man who’s easily distracted and just wants to spend time with his hot wife.

Bugs Bunny, on the other hand, loves nothing more than fucking over self-important dickheads, and is also an inexplicable magical trickster, so he would in fact be perfect for this mission.

[unassimilatedsoul]

The One Ring may not tempt Bugs, but he’d have other problems with the mission: he’d get lost halfway there (”I knew I should’ve made a left turn at Albuquerque”) and get distracted enough to hand the One RIng to Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam as a prank, only for it to be stolen by Daffy Duck, leading to an ever-increasing number of characters on an increasingly-destructive chase across Middle Earth as everyone keeps stealing it from each other, (Bugs would definitely pull the “evil volcano inspector” gag to get into Mordor, and he’d then immediately turn around and pose as a customs agent stopping whoever currently has the ring at the border and relieving them of it as “contraband”) culminating in an all-out brawl at Mount Doom.  Bugs manages to reclaim the ring one last time as everyone else is busy fighting each other, only for Daffy to come out of nowhere and grab it out of his hands.  Laughing maniacally, Daffy doesn’t realize that his victory dance has taken him right off the edge off a cliff - until Bugs points it out, at which point gravity reasserts itself, and Daffy and the ring both plunge to the fiery depths below

[kyraneko]

I hope the afterlife has exactly this sort of creative shenanigans going on with every author ever to exist.

[dynamicoceans]

These are box crabs. The male will carry the female with him until she molts.

Video

[squidersdoodles]

He just picked up his gf and left

[hothimbimbop]

“Don’t talk to me or my gf ever again”

[a-beautiful-crow]

Me and who

[svogliata-mente]

we heard about siblings but there is another very underrated but still pretty fundamental dynamic imho that explains a lot about a person so

which one are you

oldest cousin

older cousin batch

middle cousin batch

younger cousin batch

youngest cousin

wtf are you talking about

Voting ended onMar 2, 2023

[kingscrown666]

Best Horse Name. GO!

Marksman's Choice 🏇🏾

Gangster's Paradise 🐎

Himbo Supreme 🐴

None Pizza Left Beef 🎠

Sweet Fat Of The Hog Tuesday 🏇🏾

Voiced By Morgan Freeman 🐎

Jacuzzi Hooves 🐴

Children's Hospital 🎠

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

[kingscrown666]

What do you guys hate horses or something? Reblog this

[manny-jacinto]

#jennifer coolidge was right, these gays were trying to murder us

[5bi5]

Letterkenny Yearbook: Class Activist

[army-of-bee-assassins]

gays who drive or live/have lived with people who drive, do you name your car?

yes (tell me in the tags!)

no

i am not the target audience for this poll

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

[whitepeopletwitter]

[swan2swan]

We really don’t talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid enough to follow him into Tusken territory and then this kid chases him down and gets beaten up and his unconscious body is dragged back to his landspeeder and Artoo looked down and went “This one. This one knows how to have a good time.”

[sniperct]

#he’d had adventures but really all those rebels were too cautious for him#he’d served Anakin Skywalker there was just no coming back#and then there’s this nerdy kid who kinda sorta reminds him of that guy#and then Obi-Wan says “your father wanted you to have this” and pulls out ANAKIN’S KRIFFING LIGHTSABER#and Artoo just EXPLODES because NO WAY THIS IS THAT KID??!#and he cross-references his old memory banks and THERE’S PADME NAMING THE KID “LUKE” THIS IS THE KID#THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM ANAKIN’S SON#NO WONDER HE COULDN’T ESCAPE#also no wonder he could fool this idiot to take off the restraining bolt#HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN#and he was ride or die forever#and about two days later he DID die#but he got better#so really WOW this guy IS the best#artoo detoo

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[dwarvishring]

ian mckellen directed these movies actually

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Ian McKellen was not going to stand idly by and allow these movies to be heterosexual <3

[funnytwittertweets]

[nerdygaymormon]

[elodieunderglass]

“Them/their hills”

[fleshanimal]

i have a disease that makes me get real stupid whenever i hear a song from the 1980s and it’s called being bisexual

[sarahconnorjr]

Let’s go o o o o o o o o o o

[rowark]

It’s important to understand, the Satanic Temple is an activist group.

They don’t worship Satan - they don’t actually believe in Satan. They call themselves Satanists because Satan is the antagonist in Christian theology.

They are actively trying to promote the separation of church and state, and prevent the US from becoming a theocracy. And their method is genius: they’re fighting religion with religion.

Essentially, they go up against religious-based legislation by petitioning for their own religion to also be represented, since separation of church and state means all religions must be equally represented by the government, or none are. If only one is, then it’s getting special privileges and that’s not allowed.

[darthmelyanna]

For real, I think there’s multiple places where town councils used to have some local religious leader open their public meetings with a prayer, until the local Satanic Temple volunteered. They generally sue when turned down, and then when the court tells the town you let the satanists pray or you stop having prayers at government meetings… they stop having prayers at government meetings.

And I have to say, as a Christian who doesn’t want the church within ten city blocks of the government, I admire their activism.

[ryebreadgf]

munchausen syndrome is what hansel and gretel had

[ryebreadgf]

[transfemininomenon]

hang on i gotta google some things

[transfemininomenon]

yeah this is funny