Jimmy Price

Forensic Lab worker. Underpaid. Bee ethuasist.

[ashenmind]

the thing about the shmidt pain index is that it is very poetic

but it is also very accurate

like I can’t explain how a sting can feel “crunchy” but that is very much what it felt like

[barely-functional-dogdude]

Who do you think will survive the zombie apocalypse? (Can be duo’s) and who would die on the day the apocalypse started?

I think sadly Chilton cause that man has survived being set on fucking fire I don't think Zombies will be able to kill him.

Uhm, who'd die?

Sorry Jimmy- but he'd die.

[halfpricedforensic]

HEY..I wouldn't die I've been watching survivor since day one! I would not die!

[barely-functional-dogdude]

Sorry but survivor and a zombie apocalypse are two different things.

[halfpricedforensic]

They consist of the same fundamentals. You can fight to live in the apocalypse but not knowing the basic survival things will be more likely to kill you. Plus I have a bunker.

[zellerbrains]

Can i stay with you in there?

[halfpricedforensic]

Yes Brian

[barely-functional-dogdude]

Who do you think will survive the zombie apocalypse? (Can be duo’s) and who would die on the day the apocalypse started?

I think sadly Chilton cause that man has survived being set on fucking fire I don't think Zombies will be able to kill him.

Uhm, who'd die?

Sorry Jimmy- but he'd die.

[halfpricedforensic]

HEY..I wouldn't die I've been watching survivor since day one! I would not die!

[barely-functional-dogdude]

Sorry but survivor and a zombie apocalypse are two different things.

[halfpricedforensic]

They consist of the same fundamentals. You can fight to live in the apocalypse but not knowing the basic survival things will be more likely to kill you. Plus I have a bunker.

[barely-functional-dogdude]

You have to get to the bunker first also are you forgetting the zombies in this?

[halfpricedforensic]

Under my house? Zombies are slow.

[barely-functional-dogdude]

You access bunkers from the outside, no? Also depends on the zombie

[halfpricedforensic]

You can access them from your home too? Listen here Will, me and Brian are going to survive. I'm wishing you and hannibal luck. He's super snooty and likes expensive stuff, I don't think zombies will cut it for him.

[barely-functional-dogdude]

Who do you think will survive the zombie apocalypse? (Can be duo’s) and who would die on the day the apocalypse started?

I think sadly Chilton cause that man has survived being set on fucking fire I don't think Zombies will be able to kill him.

Uhm, who'd die?

Sorry Jimmy- but he'd die.

[halfpricedforensic]

HEY..I wouldn't die I've been watching survivor since day one! I would not die!

[barely-functional-dogdude]

Sorry but survivor and a zombie apocalypse are two different things.

[halfpricedforensic]

They consist of the same fundamentals. You can fight to live in the apocalypse but not knowing the basic survival things will be more likely to kill you. Plus I have a bunker.

[barely-functional-dogdude]

You have to get to the bunker first also are you forgetting the zombies in this?

[halfpricedforensic]

Under my house? Zombies are slow.

[barely-functional-dogdude]

Who do you think will survive the zombie apocalypse? (Can be duo’s) and who would die on the day the apocalypse started?

I think sadly Chilton cause that man has survived being set on fucking fire I don't think Zombies will be able to kill him.

Uhm, who'd die?

Sorry Jimmy- but he'd die.

[halfpricedforensic]

HEY..I wouldn't die I've been watching survivor since day one! I would not die!

[barely-functional-dogdude]

Sorry but survivor and a zombie apocalypse are two different things.

[halfpricedforensic]

They consist of the same fundamentals. You can fight to live in the apocalypse but not knowing the basic survival things will be more likely to kill you. Plus I have a bunker.

[barely-functional-dogdude]

Who do you think will survive the zombie apocalypse? (Can be duo’s) and who would die on the day the apocalypse started?

I think sadly Chilton cause that man has survived being set on fucking fire I don't think Zombies will be able to kill him.

Uhm, who'd die?

Sorry Jimmy- but he'd die.

[halfpricedforensic]

HEY..I wouldn't die I've been watching survivor since day one! I would not die!

[sunnydreams17]

who would go all out for Halloween?

Will

Freddie

Hannibal

jimmy

Alana

Beverly

Voting ended onJul 17, 2024

[halfpricedforensic]

Of course everyone votes me.

Yes I even bring out the king size candy bars.

[flyfishing-the-fbi]

Collectively decided over three glasses of whiskey that @one-armed-lass and me's new song is "Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?" From that new Taylor Swift album that made @halfpricedforensic cry.

[halfpricedforensic]

Wiping my tears with my Taylor swift merch.

[loving-swiftie]

Meanings of post-mortem:

an examination of a dead body to determine the cause of death.

an analysis or discussion of an event held soon after it has occurred, especially in order to determine why it was a failure.

Girl. What.

[deerainy]

she's in her forensic science era

[tourturedfolkloredepartment-dea]

She in her price and zeller era…i 100% support it.

[halfpricedforensic]

I always was a swifty.

[one-armed-lass]

I hope you enjoy the release….if you wanna cry with me your more then welcome to.

[halfpricedforensic]

Let's cry together sister. I need whiskey.

[one-armed-lass]

I’m already cry, pass the whiskey please.

[halfpricedforensic]

*wipes his tears and slides the bottle over* TAYLORRR

[loving-swiftie]

Meanings of post-mortem:

an examination of a dead body to determine the cause of death.

an analysis or discussion of an event held soon after it has occurred, especially in order to determine why it was a failure.

Girl. What.

[deerainy]

she's in her forensic science era

[tourturedfolkloredepartment-dea]

She in her price and zeller era…i 100% support it.

[halfpricedforensic]

I always was a swifty.

[one-armed-lass]

I hope you enjoy the release….if you wanna cry with me your more then welcome to.

[halfpricedforensic]

Let's cry together sister. I need whiskey.

[loving-swiftie]

Meanings of post-mortem:

an examination of a dead body to determine the cause of death.

an analysis or discussion of an event held soon after it has occurred, especially in order to determine why it was a failure.

Girl. What.

[deerainy]

she's in her forensic science era

[tourturedfolkloredepartment-dea]

She in her price and zeller era…i 100% support it.

[halfpricedforensic]

I always was a swiftie.

[will-graham-coded]

I have spent 2 days making memes for no reason other than my own amusement and then I realized oh I can post these for my 3 followers so I emerged from my depression room state to so this be proud of me

[dr-alana-verger]

Can confirm that this is true…

[flyfishing-the-fbi]

I'm the one she asked sometimes.

Yes the vending machine nearly fell on me...

[pool-boy-at-the-psych-ward]

Why wasn’t I included 😞

[halfpricedforensic]

Asking for help is the most obvious conclusion one can reach? What are all these idiots doing....

[bugmuncherr]

[halfpricedforensic]

I rather watch this over any old soap drama.

[willgrahamcracker2013]

he’s eepy

[one-armed-lass]

@enabler1therapist2 I think someone hacked your phone.

[enabler1therapist2]

I believe that was Ms. Katz's doing. She mass sent that image to multiple people, after she said quote on quote, "I just wanted to give you first dibs of this picture before I spread it around."

[one-armed-lass]

Ohh. Do you have any minion photos to go with this one?

[enabler1therapist2]

Not quite at the moment, I am finding myself in the amidst of writing a few documents in reference to my patients. I will make sure when I have more time to reply with such images.

[one-armed-lass]

Ah. Understandable Dr, take your time i look forward to seeing the photos you find.

[1dogloverinwolftrap]

What did I say about encouraging him? *Sighs as his hand runs through his face.* Why exactly do you guys have a picture of me being exhausted? Want a gold medal for that? Congrats. I want to sleep in peace....jeez.

[one-armed-lass]

Hey, I’m just saying I find them quite funny and accurate. Plus don’t get grumpy for Beverly just doing what any best friend would do and according to the photo….you did look quite eepy.

[thebeverlykatz]

Yeah! You can't blame me for catching you snoozing sleeping beauty.

[one-armed-lass]

Exactly! Just be glad she didn’t draw on your face…or neither did price or Zeller.

[halfpricedforensic]

I would have given him a distinguished mustache.

[batshit-auspol]

Please enjoy the infectious laughter of the Australian senate struggling to keep its composure while grilling a man about bee semen

[flyfishing-the-fbi]

@halfpricedforensic Thought this might be something you'd enjoy? I think?

[halfpricedforensic]

Oh? Yes! Bees bees! They are talking about male drones! Drones are specifically bred to mate with the queen. Once they mate with her, like mentioned, they explode! They ejaculate so strongly with compression that their stomachs cannot handle the forces and then exoplode. Unbeelievable, right? Drones aren't around always! In fact, when winter comes and it is time for the bees to start rationing food, the Drones are kicked out. Or even killed by a suffocating bee hug. The suffocating bee hug also occurs when the worker bees decide that their queen bee is not fit to lead their colony!

[flyfishing-the-fbi]

You know I was making fun of you. So I suppose I deserve the paragraph of bee facts to the face.

[halfpricedforensic]

You deserve it yeah.

[batshit-auspol]

Please enjoy the infectious laughter of the Australian senate struggling to keep its composure while grilling a man about bee semen

[flyfishing-the-fbi]

@halfpricedforensic Thought this might be something you'd enjoy? I think?

[halfpricedforensic]

Oh? Yes! Bees bees! They are talking about male drones! Drones are specifically bred to mate with the queen. Once they mate with her, like mentioned, they explode! They ejaculate so strongly with compression that their stomachs cannot handle the forces and then exoplode. Unbeelievable, right? Drones aren't around always! In fact, when winter comes and it is time for the bees to start rationing food, the Drones are kicked out. Or even killed by a suffocating bee hug. The suffocating bee hug also occurs when the worker bees decide that their queen bee is not fit to lead their colony!

[agoraphobiaismyname]

[not-a-cannibal-1]

@jack-loves-bella

[jack-loves-bella]

For fuck's sake, who was in office without my permission...

[halfpricedforensic]

I totally did not edit this per Beverly's request.