Zman

Comedic Relief to the dead

[barely-functional-dogdude]

Who do you think will survive the zombie apocalypse? (Can be duo’s) and who would die on the day the apocalypse started?

I think sadly Chilton cause that man has survived being set on fucking fire I don't think Zombies will be able to kill him.

Uhm, who'd die?

Sorry Jimmy- but he'd die.

[halfpricedforensic]

HEY..I wouldn't die I've been watching survivor since day one! I would not die!

[barely-functional-dogdude]

Sorry but survivor and a zombie apocalypse are two different things.

[halfpricedforensic]

They consist of the same fundamentals. You can fight to live in the apocalypse but not knowing the basic survival things will be more likely to kill you. Plus I have a bunker.

[zellerbrains]

Can i stay with you in there?

[loving-swiftie]

Meanings of post-mortem:

an examination of a dead body to determine the cause of death.

an analysis or discussion of an event held soon after it has occurred, especially in order to determine why it was a failure.

Girl. What.

[deerainy]

she's in her forensic science era

[tourturedfolkloredepartment-dea]

She in her price and zeller era…i 100% support it.

[zellerbrains]

Man, Jimmy is always talking about this girl. Glad she's interested in our job at least.

[will-graham-coded]

I have spent 2 days making memes for no reason other than my own amusement and then I realized oh I can post these for my 3 followers so I emerged from my depression room state to so this be proud of me

[dr-alana-verger]

Can confirm that this is true…

[flyfishing-the-fbi]

I'm the one she asked sometimes.

Yes the vending machine nearly fell on me...

[pool-boy-at-the-psych-ward]

Why wasn’t I included 😞

[zellerbrains]

I do not punch or kick the glass...I actually use a hammer-

[willgrahamcracker2013]

he’s eepy

[one-armed-lass]

@enabler1therapist2 I think someone hacked your phone.

[enabler1therapist2]

I believe that was Ms. Katz's doing. She mass sent that image to multiple people, after she said quote on quote, "I just wanted to give you first dibs of this picture before I spread it around."

[one-armed-lass]

Ohh. Do you have any minion photos to go with this one?

[enabler1therapist2]

Not quite at the moment, I am finding myself in the amidst of writing a few documents in reference to my patients. I will make sure when I have more time to reply with such images.

[one-armed-lass]

Ah. Understandable Dr, take your time i look forward to seeing the photos you find.

[1dogloverinwolftrap]

What did I say about encouraging him? *Sighs as his hand runs through his face.* Why exactly do you guys have a picture of me being exhausted? Want a gold medal for that? Congrats. I want to sleep in peace....jeez.

[one-armed-lass]

Hey, I’m just saying I find them quite funny and accurate. Plus don’t get grumpy for Beverly just doing what any best friend would do and according to the photo….you did look quite eepy.

[thebeverlykatz]

Yeah! You can't blame me for catching you snoozing sleeping beauty.

[one-armed-lass]

Exactly! Just be glad she didn’t draw on your face…or neither did price or Zeller.

[zellerbrains]

It was really tempting honestly.

[one-armed-lass]

Vailed. Next time i’ll pay you todo it.

[zellerbrains]

5 bucks and a beer and i'll do it.

[one-armed-lass]

5 bucks and beer? You got it, just make sure to add a unibrow.

[zellerbrains]

Alright...expect a picture to circulate around our circle soon.

[one-armed-lass]

I look forward to it and that 5 bucks and beer will be yours very soon.

[zellerbrains]

YES! *fist pumps into the air*

[openmouthboyy]

WILL GRAHAM WILL GRAHAM

[willgrahamcracker2013]

he’s eepy

[one-armed-lass]

@enabler1therapist2 I think someone hacked your phone.

[enabler1therapist2]

I believe that was Ms. Katz's doing. She mass sent that image to multiple people, after she said quote on quote, "I just wanted to give you first dibs of this picture before I spread it around."

[one-armed-lass]

Ohh. Do you have any minion photos to go with this one?

[enabler1therapist2]

Not quite at the moment, I am finding myself in the amidst of writing a few documents in reference to my patients. I will make sure when I have more time to reply with such images.

[one-armed-lass]

Ah. Understandable Dr, take your time i look forward to seeing the photos you find.

[1dogloverinwolftrap]

What did I say about encouraging him? *Sighs as his hand runs through his face.* Why exactly do you guys have a picture of me being exhausted? Want a gold medal for that? Congrats. I want to sleep in peace....jeez.

[one-armed-lass]

Hey, I’m just saying I find them quite funny and accurate. Plus don’t get grumpy for Beverly just doing what any best friend would do and according to the photo….you did look quite eepy.

[thebeverlykatz]

Yeah! You can't blame me for catching you snoozing sleeping beauty.

[one-armed-lass]

Exactly! Just be glad she didn’t draw on your face…or neither did price or Zeller.

[zellerbrains]

It was really tempting honestly.

[one-armed-lass]

Vailed. Next time i’ll pay you todo it.

[zellerbrains]

5 bucks and a beer and i'll do it.

[one-armed-lass]

5 bucks and beer? You got it, just make sure to add a unibrow.

[zellerbrains]

Alright...expect a picture to circulate around our circle soon.

[willgrahamcracker2013]

he’s eepy

[one-armed-lass]

@enabler1therapist2 I think someone hacked your phone.

[enabler1therapist2]

I believe that was Ms. Katz's doing. She mass sent that image to multiple people, after she said quote on quote, "I just wanted to give you first dibs of this picture before I spread it around."

[one-armed-lass]

Ohh. Do you have any minion photos to go with this one?

[enabler1therapist2]

Not quite at the moment, I am finding myself in the amidst of writing a few documents in reference to my patients. I will make sure when I have more time to reply with such images.

[one-armed-lass]

Ah. Understandable Dr, take your time i look forward to seeing the photos you find.

[1dogloverinwolftrap]

What did I say about encouraging him? *Sighs as his hand runs through his face.* Why exactly do you guys have a picture of me being exhausted? Want a gold medal for that? Congrats. I want to sleep in peace....jeez.

[one-armed-lass]

Hey, I’m just saying I find them quite funny and accurate. Plus don’t get grumpy for Beverly just doing what any best friend would do and according to the photo….you did look quite eepy.

[thebeverlykatz]

Yeah! You can't blame me for catching you snoozing sleeping beauty.

[one-armed-lass]

Exactly! Just be glad she didn’t draw on your face…or neither did price or Zeller.

[zellerbrains]

It was really tempting honestly.

[one-armed-lass]

Vailed. Next time i’ll pay you todo it.

[zellerbrains]

5 bucks and a beer and i'll do it.

[willgrahamcracker2013]

he’s eepy

[one-armed-lass]

@enabler1therapist2 I think someone hacked your phone.

[enabler1therapist2]

I believe that was Ms. Katz's doing. She mass sent that image to multiple people, after she said quote on quote, "I just wanted to give you first dibs of this picture before I spread it around."

[one-armed-lass]

Ohh. Do you have any minion photos to go with this one?

[enabler1therapist2]

Not quite at the moment, I am finding myself in the amidst of writing a few documents in reference to my patients. I will make sure when I have more time to reply with such images.

[one-armed-lass]

Ah. Understandable Dr, take your time i look forward to seeing the photos you find.

[1dogloverinwolftrap]

What did I say about encouraging him? *Sighs as his hand runs through his face.* Why exactly do you guys have a picture of me being exhausted? Want a gold medal for that? Congrats. I want to sleep in peace....jeez.

[one-armed-lass]

Hey, I’m just saying I find them quite funny and accurate. Plus don’t get grumpy for Beverly just doing what any best friend would do and according to the photo….you did look quite eepy.

[thebeverlykatz]

Yeah! You can't blame me for catching you snoozing sleeping beauty.

[one-armed-lass]

Exactly! Just be glad she didn’t draw on your face…or neither did price or Zeller.

[zellerbrains]

It was really tempting honestly.

[zellerbrains]

Laundry

How do you guys separate your colors? I may or may have had all my white clothes turn pink. Uh...HELP.

[halfpricedforensic]

Brian how the hell did you manage to screw laundry up..again? We went over this before... darks with darks, reds with reds, multicolor with muticolor. Whites colors are by themselves...always check the washing machine for any stray items. Get used to wearing pink there's no fixing that shit.

[thebeverlykatz]

Jimmyyy be nicerrrr it was an accident! Brian is a natural idiot he can't help it! Anyways you'll great in pink! Should I get you a matching pink suit? We can go for a barbie theme, do you like Malibu pink? How about I pair your shirts with a pig tail and pig nose? OINK OINK

[ilovemywifebella]

I cannot believe that the most prominent team of forensics in Quantico cannot even do a simple load of laundry.

[zellerbrains]

Why are you on my page? Stop looking at my page. Leave me alone, this I cannot believe I am being bashed by my co-workers and boss. All I did was a mistake, a small mistake. This is so mean, you guys will be the reason I cry myself to sleep tonight.

[agoraphobiaismyname]

[not-a-cannibal-1]

@jack-loves-bella

[jack-loves-bella]

For fuck's sake, who was in office without my permission...

[zellerbrains]

I totally didn't print and tape this to the door.

[zellerbrains]

Laundry

How do you guys separate your colors? I may or may have had all my white clothes turn pink. Uh...HELP.

[halfpricedforensic]

Brian how the hell did you manage to screw laundry up..again? We went over this before... darks with darks, reds with reds, multicolor with muticolor. Whites colors are by themselves...always check the washing machine for any stray items. Get used to wearing pink there's no fixing that shit.

[thebeverlykatz]

Jimmyyy be nicerrrr it was an accident! Brian is a natural idiot he can't help it! Anyways you'll great in pink! Should I get you a matching pink suit? We can go for a barbie theme, do you like Malibu pink? How about I pair your shirts with a pig tail and pig nose? OINK OINK

[zellerbrains]

You guys are pieces of shit, fuck you. I am not buying the next round of beers we have next friday. You guys can suck my ass! Assholes...

[zellerbrains]

Laundry

How do you guys separate your colors? I may or may have had all my white clothes turn pink. Uh...HELP.

[jack-loves-bella]

woof

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[thebeverlykatz]

Since when do you have a tumblr Jack? Man...I thought I was free of you. I should have stuck to myspace.

[zellerbrains]

Oh- fuck no. Whatever I post should and will not be held against me as an official fbi forensic agent.

[abiggalehobbits]

Fishing with the GOAT 🐐 ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🐟🐟🐟💯💯💯💯

[zellerbrains]

HECK YEAH THE ABSOLUTE GOAT 🐐 ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯🐟🐟🐟

[halfpricedforensic]

I could imagine how tired your mothers must be having to give birth to a load of embeciles like you guys.

[zellerbrains]

Jimmy? Is it because I ate your sandwich? I SAID I WAS SORRY! I THOUGHT IT WAS BEVERLY'S.

[ilovemywifebella]

Why do I have to be surrounded by such homosexuals like Will Graham?

[1dogloverinwolftrap]

I am not a homosexual, Crawford....

[redridinghoodwasajournalist]

Just dropping this here!

[zellerbrains]

that's pretty gay man.