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A void for my obsessions, art, and shitposting. I love Tolkien, Zelda, Fire Emblem, JoJo, MDZS, and lots of other stuff.

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[problemnyatic]

desired you while the women flee

[hibiscus-sweetie]

"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all of you ✨

[yharnam-is-a-fuck]

[soulsborneheritageposts]

Soulsborne Heritage Post

[rainwad]

[alyona11]

His Lan Zhan

[orangeharrison]

[centurycolor]

I just want to reblog this and stress this: Levi lost his entire squad. He didn’t lose 20% of his squad. He didn’t even lose 50%. He lost his whole squad. Look at what it’s done to him. You can see the death in his eyes, but he keeps on going. This is why Levi is one of my favorite characters.

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[a-womb-of-ones-own]

I’ve literally never been in a situation outside of middle school where a man crying has been mocked/ hasn’t been taken seriously. Like most adults are pretty empathetic towards men displaying emotion and I’ve heard many women express the sentiment that seeing a man cry immediately moves them to tears because “men only cry when it’s really serious” like the idea that women all point and laugh at a man weeping is such an absurd fiction lmfao

[kam-means-male-genocide]

Keep lying. Everyday men milk themselves because of misandrists not letting us properly express our emotions.

[fuckinnear]

every day men milk themselves

[missouriangothic]

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

Hi! Can you please do captain Ahab from the 1956 movie Moby Dick Mpreg please?

I'm not currently accepting submissions.

[raishe]

They aren't submitting, they're wanting you personally to cross dimensions, 'do him', and get him pregnant so he stops chasing that god damn whale lol

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

I'm busy. The whale should get him pregnant.

[cottaqecore]

alexandra yanul

[capricorn-season]

[superepicchan]

these are more insulting that what you find on incel forums

[hyperdemona]

Shit devised by individuals with scrotal anatomy and intellect. The testicled need to go out and touch some grass and then come back inside and guzzle some bleach. I'm sure med students will have some use for bodies with penises to do experiments on.

[finnishrogue]

And what's the most infuriating part? MOST OF THESE DON'T EVEN ACHIEVE THE GOAL THEY ARE TRYING TO REACH SO HARD.

Medically speaking, it does not make sense to connect menstrual shaming to just "bodies with vaginas" as vaginas do not produce period blood.

"Folks with vulva" in a post about clitorises - clitoris is an actual organ INSIDE your body that only surfaces on a small part of your vulva, so focusing on vulvas is about as smart as saying "people with faces" when you actually mean to talk about their nostrils.

"Individuals with a vaginal anatomy" in a post where a woman is seen breastfeeding a child. Like do you mean to say the anatomy of your vaginal canal has something to do with the way you feed your baby?

And HPV in women increases their risk of getting a cervical cancer - again, pretty much NOT helpful if you are talking about a "vulva owner" in that context, as vulvas and cervixes are not the same thing.

So if this is supposed to be progressive, how the FUCK are they allowed to be this fucking vague and unscientific about it? HOW THE FUCK IS THIS BETTER THAN TALKING ABOUT FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH, OR WOMEN'S HEALTH?

[pussyluvr2000]

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

[yume-fanfare]

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

[yingui]

don't be a stranger to your own heart / early morning confession in the garden

[immortalbeingz]

[blood-orange-juice-deactivated2]

[daphneorsmthng]

[pmamtraveller]

Luca Ponsato - Does Anyone See My Suffering

[crowley-anthony]

the fandom: "us" but at what cost?

[hgedits]

Your love for him was the messiest, silliest, most predictable thing in the universe. And it always made me smile.