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24, Anarco-Syndicalist, Pisces, Neurodivergent, Xe/Xem ;-)

[intactics]

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

[mimi-maru]

[animentality]

[romint-drake]

[howardwimshurst]

I'm late to post about the winter olympics but here's a fan animation I made of Kaori Sakamoto . I wanted to capture the dynamic energy of the performance.

52 drawings. Process footage and texture demo coming soon.

[the-haiku-bot]

52 drawings.

Process footage and texture

demo coming soon.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[hedgebotherer]

Then how the haters loved him,

As they shouted out with glee,

"Unholy Drink Cloaca

You'll go down in history!"

[naamahdarling]

You DON'T get this on any other site in quite this format.

[goth-queen]

[my-dailydreams]

[why-so-searios]

[aconfusedbird]

[audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain] 

i’ve watched this 20 times now. each time is better than the last

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

he had a dream that five strangers silently entered his home and gently helped him pull on a pair of high waisted jeans, which caused him to wake up with a feeling of “indescribable dread”

[animalssittingoncapybaras]

Otter sits on a capybara

[radicalgraff]

"At least we're getting richer"

Anti-Shell subvertising in the London Tube

[godblessthesickos]

World historical loser

[drwiltz-official]

[dumpinggroundfornonsense]

"Do you know how worried you are about Mongo? That's how I feel about you"

"Do you really mean that?"

God damn it Donut. Now I'm tearing up.

[onion-souls]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[ralfmaximus]

More of this please, everywhere.

After the incident, another video went viral showing what appeared to be that man getting a beating. The Maui Police Department said they had no record of any reports of disorderly conduct or assault related to the monk seal incident.

Even the local police are being cool about this.

[imminentchaos]

The Artemis II mission is making me feel things