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and a quick zenos from the studies

#ffxiv #i desire this bodytype carnally #just fyi

the number of American women in their 30s who are one "DM the word ALIGNMENT to start your journey" away from starting/joining some Heaven's Gate shit via Instagram is concerning

akashicrecord

we gotta start distributing free tarot cards and divining rods nationwide or something because people can literally do all that shit at home alone without the direction of some narcissist with a quartz necklace who doesn't have custody of her kids

theletterkilleth

My abusive ex (a proudly self-identified narcissist) was a tiktok tarot reader who identified as "a wizard" on the basis of several mass market paperbacks he sort of skimmed and a proclivity for florid psychosis he refused to acknowledge or treat. We broke up around the time he started wearing a silk scarf as a turban and talking about crocheting with human hair

He and his boyfriend called the cops on each other over quartz one time. They sent an officer to meditate the distribution of the fucking crystals, it was deeply surreal.

akashicrecord

filmphotofranz

drops-of-universe

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

papidehasbi

audrocur-deactivated20221128

plutonus

its-emimi

Mean furbies

stealingpotatoes

how rogue one probably goes in the rebel padmé/ galaxy's messiest divorce au

(commission info // tip jar!)

dogpuppy

fangorn-forest

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

paperjoshi

on it boss

paperjoshi

trapped in the catacombs boss

risk-repeater

this job market is a fucking nightmare

replicated

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

peachfromcmbyn

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.