yas.

but i NEED my sushi rolls, my lower east side haircut, i NEED my snakeskin boots & coco chanel shades, oh, I NEED my taxi cabs, my 18 carat jesus, i NEED my night- wood blues, and my poolside    CHARDONNAY

[wrenchswango]

what stage of capitalism is this

[allthingseurope]

Brantome, France (by Sunshine Soon)

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i feel like you kin with every john green book love interest

please send me normal anon hate not shit that will have me fucked up till i die

[chocolatecakecas]

AFHDKAHDJAJFHSHFKSJD OH MY GOD.

[donestiel]

SCREAMING. THIS READS LIKE THAT TWEET

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jnacho]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

I had a piss kink but then I had a kidney transplant and now I can’t do anything with my piss because I feel like it’s not mine anymore and I don’t have consent from the kidney donor to do anything kinky with their piss

i don’t know if i want this to be real or not

[podcastwizard]

little used fantasy trope i love: when two people are playing cards in a shady bar and it's the tense moment where they show their hand but it's a fantasy so they can't say things like "full house" or "royal flush" so they same some nonsense like "three crowns and a dead crow" and the crowd is like "oooOOHH" so we know that's good

[immortalfool]

Other character smirks: "Well, I've got a castle on four omens."

The crowd "oohs" louder, so we know that it's Much Better™️

[suburbanjustice]

thats how i feel watching scenes with regular cards

[romelle]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[prophecysgirl]

Olivia Baker in All American 3.10 Put Up or Shut Up

[tikkety-tok]

[steveyockey]

[jasperbat-deactivated20210915]

[appledoze-deactivated20200115]

Reminder that Colgate sued a YouTuber for making this.

And lost.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

YouTube Poop was proven in a court of law to constitute art

[eternalyouth]

Adeline Rodolph via instagram

[creepish]

me picking a scenario to fall asleep to: there’s nothing good on

[vintagepales]

Frozen Fountains via ckylptyrasculpture