[iftadwascool]

[pompomposting]

he is offering you some coffee or perhaps tea

[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[gayluigi]

[kosmogrl]

you can begin again and again and again for the rest of your life

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[cparti-mkiki]

fingers on my temples, in deep concentration, brain bulging: if i was a supermarket, where would i put the eggs?

[omegaversereloaded]

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you

[omegaversereloaded]

[dogpuppy]

[dumnslut]

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[kalichnikov]

[clarificationsw]

literally my dad

[chaussurre]

[lmaonade]

mods are asleep post RE4 skybox phantom dog cloud

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[goug-deactivated20231111]

some bitch is scared for her life

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[itmeansalot]

Aborted neighbour: I would have loved to do construction at 3am

[mevil]

[yffresbeard]

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

[rabbithaver]

prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

[cowboy]

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

[cerulean-city-gym]