The Irreverent Wiimotionplussy

My name’s Gage! Mostly humor and then some lame shit too 18+

[dovvvvv]

he was really gay as fuck

[homeboygirl]

okay

[cryptotheism]

My uncle can flutter jump like yoshi

[cryptotheism]

He doesn't like to do it where people can see though. If you bring it up he gets all embarrassed.

[welcometoroom305]

[xylophonetangerine]

I didn't even know they had a category for that

[cryptotheism]

Call her nothing the way I'm uninvolved with her in every way. And ☝️ a cold wind blows across a vast grey desert.

[7777777awawawa7777777]

?

[7777777awawawa7777777]

when that shawarma hit

[civil-defense-system]

accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

call my dick the tower of babel the way god wont let me erect it

[balaclava-trismegistus]

they/them pussy got me wearing a #BOMBVEST

[manyafandomx]

[segamascott]

can you describe what a mad max fury load themed blwojob would be like

[unstablecryptid]

i KNEW this reminded me of something

[cappyclementine]

Heard the quaker oats guy is running a fuck a fan contest!

[deirdreskye]

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

[rednines]

If the backrooms post can get a movie then so can this

[spikelleberrygin]

If given the chance to change your height, would you want to

(4'11" or under) be taller

(4'11" or under) be shorter

(4'11" or under) stay the same

(5' - 5'7") be taller

(5' - 5'7") be shorter

(5' - 5'7") stay the same

(5'8" - 6'2") be taller

(5'8" - 6'2") be shorter

(5'8" - 6'2") stay the same

(6'3 or more) be taller

(6'3 or more) be shorter

(6'3 or more) stay the same

Remaining time: 2 days 20 hours

[kushblazer666]

[nitrobishop]

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]