The Irreverent Wiimotionplussy

My name’s Gage! Mostly humor and then some lame shit too

[maidthings]

QUICK TURN ON TUMBLR. ANY BLOG.

[spiny-ant]

If you’re doing stimboards again, could you do one for parasites? Any parasite works, no pressure if you don’t want to !!

Lone Star tick!

⭐-⭐-⭐|⭐-🕷️-⭐|⭐-⭐-⭐

[ffrodobaggins]

how it feels to listen to float on by modest mouse

[vacillator-deactivated20250323]

not now baby, mommy’s enjoying the color brown

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Darn, I can't find that post from yesterday asking for people to spill in the tags who their "parasocial enemies" are. I couldn't think of any then but today I have the hater's heart so I can confidently say:

Brooks Shredz: onlyfans creator who makes a million bot accounts and is very clearly holding a dildo in his pants in every pic and vid. It's mind-boggling how many gay men have apparently never seen a penis irl to recognize a piece of silicone cuz y'all KEEP reblogging his ugly ass on to my dashboard

Avi Loeb: Harvard "astronomer" but his repeated crackpot papers and theories about how every interesting space rock is a spaceship means he has about as much credibility as that Ancient Aliens guy. Guarantee every time you open a clickbait article about aliens visiting the solar system, it's this hack being cited.

ebay user redeemedriches: pettiest example on here, but wtf do you mean EIGHTY dollars for a Russ Berrie "Buttons" cat plush?! Prime example of ebay needing a laugh react button

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Taylor Swift, and it's almost all thanks to her unhinged conspiracy theorist fans who think she's The Riddler for secret gayness. New entry for the DSM-6 for sure.

[10001gecs]

getting cut off in traffic and filling with blinding rage for an instant before I close my eyes and take a deep breath and imagine the driver having gay sex

[10001gecs]

and then I get a little too into it and forget to open my eyes and run a red light and get tboned by a truck and die immediately

[10001gecs]

my “mind cigarette”

[longseasons]

does anyone like me and want to understand me

[longseasons]

spongebob and patrick deserve what they go through with Squidward sometimes because they don't ever respect that squid's boundaries

[swaxe]

Today's LGBTQ+ Character of the day is

The Essential Worker (heavily implied)

[heartandmusic]

was clearing my notes app and i had a note from like 2 years ago that just said "tcm masterpieces of yaoi" and i have no memory of writing that or what it meant but i made this

[sufjansjoy]

oh everybody loves the homosexual until the homo starts acting sexual

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 21 hours

[atmodeforce]

The B-52s creepypasta youtube thumbnail

[atmodeforce]

[duskdragonxiii]

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

[duskdragonxiii]

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

[segamascott]

plan tonight

[thesexiestselkie]

Just had a glass of water that was SO Crisp

[cikero]

Left for dead was such a good PVE game. It’s too bad we don’t know how to make games anymore