i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Andulka
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Misplaced Lens Cap
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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cherry valley forever

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todays bird
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macklin celebrini has autism

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i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist
the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.
they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries
Frostpunk - The City Must Survive
one of my favorite this american life segments of late is about the people who played orchestra pit for phantom of the opera on broadway and how, like, a sizeable majority of them had literally been playing the show since it opened in 1988 (on broadway. I know it opened in 86 on the west end, you random pedants, but I am specifically talking about broadway musicians) because their contracts stipulated that they'd have jobs throughout the show's entire run... but nobody anticipated that phantom would become the longest-running broadway show of all time.
and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.
can you imagine.
[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]
"Schafe können sicher weiden
Wo ein guter Hirte wacht"
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Sketch commission for @aria-hope's OC, Rose (and its beast forme)
I fused his old and recent "personal redesign", made it a bit simple and sleeker looking though, I was inspired by the prominence of pastoral/sheep imagery in Christianity/etc., especially when pastors are derived from the word shepherd.
filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.
normal one. next question.
peer review
you know, i don't remember
Deltarune Chapter 5 - Sunset of Seven Suns
beware of the kaw who speaks in uelueuelele
I Love This Thing, it is a perfect being
Favorite grunt enemy in chapter 5 :)
possibly the best dialogue of chapter 5
Hehehehe
Repeat after me - bishounen flower isn't real and he can't hurt us
your dad's best friend!