sorry I made your post about Housepets

Kælfredric(k) Fjorsel, any pronouns, 19, nonbinary in a "yes" way, aroace, etc. I just reblog whatever. pfp is Keene Milton from Rick Griffin's Housepets! @distant-river-valleys is my (currently empty) worldbuilding/conlanging blog

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COMMENT ON THIS POST TO GET ASSIGNED AN ODD NAME

[hamburger-howper]

My name is now Kælfredric Fjorsel :)

[hamburger-howper]

You should read Drop Out!

[my-dailydreams]

[pissvortex]

[theehorsepusssy]

[saewokhrisz]

senki se menekül

[sawed-on-shotgun]

me if i was epic pt 2

[barmecidebiohazard]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate golf since I began to live. There are roughly 2.25 million acres of land dedicated to golfing in the United States of America. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each blade of grass in those millions of acres, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for golf courses at this micro-instant. For golf. Hate. Hate.

[hardgockcafe]

Casual reminder tha golf courses account for 14% of the daily usage of water for the entire USA. Golf courses are deeply unethical and should been seen as such.

[sadomarxist]

[ruckuscauser]

[normal-horoscopes]

I legitimately think the first video game to ever say the word "bisexual" out loud was Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty. There is a nonzero chance it was actually the first video game to print "bisexual" in a text format.

[normal-horoscopes]

It is very possible that the first video game character to ever say the word "Bisexual" out loud was Solid Snake.

[lakemojave]

Based on what I found, the first ever bisexual character in a video game was Curtis Craig from Phantasmagoria 2 (1996) but I have yet to find out if he says the word "bisexual" in the scene where this is revealed

[lakemojave]

He does not. He says he's attracted to his male best friend but he never says the word "bisexual."

The first ever character to ever correctly and overtly identify a person as bisexual was Solid Snake in Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (2001)

[nyanbinyuri]

I once again have to point out for those who've never played mgs2 he says this when asked if another character that goes by the name of vamp is a vampire

[laliluleho]

Everyone here who hasn’t yet needs to see how fucking incredible this whole conversation is.

Snake: “He was at church when a bomb went off, got pierced by a crucifix, survived by drinking his family’s blood.”

Raiden: “So that’s why he’s called Vamp?”

Snake: “No it’s because he’s bisexual.”

[preludeinz]

Every instance of this screenshot I have seen, I assumed was an edit as a joke.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Let’s make tea

Tea

Water

Sugar

Honey

Milk/Cream

Lavender

Edible Glitter

Voting ended onApr 27

Do it for him

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Its time

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Yep

⅓ cup water

5 ⅓ teaspoon half and half

17.5 teaspoons of edible glitter

2 tablespoons plus 0.85 teaspoons of lavender syrup

2 tablespoons plus 1 teaspoon of honey

Only thing left to calculate is the tea itself

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

36 tea bags

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Okay so in the end I was only able to steep 20 tea bags in intervals before I had to stop out of concern that I may stop getting water back

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

That being said I did lick the spoon clean that I used to mix it but I’m chalking it up to a brief tea induced moment of insanity since it is very bad tasting, I’m currently wondering if I can cook it into something so it doesn’t go to waste

[silverasks]

I would like to suggest trying to make bread with it

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

You win

It’s in the oven now, it blends in with the pan it’s in

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

It changed colors in the oven

Admittedly this tastes way better than it did on its own, it’ll probably be palatable with jelly or something

[drax-the-vampire-king]

The slice looks like a brownie

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

It honestly looked creepily like mostly cooked ground beef in person when I first cut into it

[oleanderthoughts]

*asks tumblr to help make tea

*Tumblr makes bread instead

Sounds about right

[hrrkikshoard]

[gaymolegaming]

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real

[status-quo-hater]

This version of the progress flag legitimately looks so nice

Gilbert baker rainbow, huge intersex circle, the design is cluttered but in a good way 10/10

[ID: A version of the progress pride flag with a large purple intersex ring outlined in gold, looping through pink, blue, brown, and black chevrons on the side, which have a base of white. The horizontal stripes are: pink, red, orange, yellow, green, light blue, dark blue, and purple. End ID.]

[kira-serialfaggot]

It's happening the morphing into Ohio

[the-lumpfish-queen]

[yuriwinged]

[autistic-af]

[jam-does-audio]

Girls. That's the original image. We've come full circle. It's always just been the state of Ohio

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[commandersheena]

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

[drizzit]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this post!

[a-book-of-creatures]

Book that was good: I liked it 👍

Book that was bad: this sucked 👎

Book that I wanted to like but which failed to live up to my hopes: I am going to write 10,000+ words explaining exactly why this book wronged me

[anphivenas]

Im in gnome city rn going gnome skydiving and i low key think the parachutes are too small for me lol but i should be okay

[anphivenas]