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[abbielauren2024]

I seriously love AO3. Like what do you mean that I get extra content of my favorite fandoms for free?? What do you mean that some of the Shakespeare-level writing is what we could only dream to get in canon?? What do you mean I can read all the content tags and warnings so I know what I’m reading and can choose what I enjoy?? What do you mean I can search and filter for specific troupes and emotions instead of vague genres?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO ADS AND ONCE AGAIN IT’S ALL FREE?? Ack I’ll never get over this website lol <333

[thisfeebleheart]

insp.

[actuallysara]

Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams at the CAA Pre-Oscar party, Los Angeles

[hrgifs]

hollanov + working up to holding hands

[fuckrozanov]

the “i don’t know that side of you at all” line is so underappreciated because it’s really the first time ilya has revealed an insecurity to shane, something so ingrained in him by his father that he wears it like a second skin, and he positions it as a light-hearted joke but shane doesn’t get why he would say that about himself. shane meets him head-on, so earnest and sweet: i don’t know that side of you at all. i only know that you have put in relentless work to hone your craft and dominate your career. i pour everything into this sport and you’re the only one who can keep up—how could you be lazy. i made you pursue me for two years before we had sex and you never stopped. you could have anyone; you put in the work for me. every time we fuck you give and give and give. you’ve learned my body and figured out what i need because i never let myself. i don’t know that side of you at all.

[hamburgerfacedmurderdog]

because OF COURSE ao3 would be unexpectedly down just as I finish the last of what I downloaded to my kindle and now I have to go to sleep with nothing queued up to read before I go back to my useless boring thankless soul sucking job in the morning, OF COURSE! Because god or whatever hates me and life is an endless slog of disappointments and regrets. Guess I’ll just exist or whatever. 😑🫩😫😭😭😭

[scrambledslut]

but your honor his big wet princess puppy dog eyes cancels out all the horrors he’s committed

[bighound-littlebird]

Sansa, probably.

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

WHY IS THIS SO GOOD?!

[the-ladyrae]

They put drugs in this show, and this edit is the closest I've come to being able to snort it like cocaine. Excluding binging the entire show in 6 hours after first turning on episode one to see what all the fuss was about.

[holyfuckingweed]

Ilya forgets to switch his account when replying to a tweet. Chaos ensues.

+ bonus:

Heated Rivalry social media AU part 2/?

Part 1

all the love to @barbie-verse for the inspiration!

[hollanovsgingermelt]

pov shane and ilya's first public appearance after going public

[aaliyahsparrow]

"Since their rookie season", Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov [Hudson Williams & Connor Storrie], Heated Rivalry

Jan, 2026

[lavenderprose]

Okay maybe I'm too American (I have been accused of this repeatedly now) but the drive between Montreal and Boston is five hours. Probably six on a bad day. In the grand scheme of long distance relationships, especially for people who are used to traveling, that's small potatoes. Meet in the middle and that's a cool two and a half hours. You cannot convince me they never did this. You're telling me Mr. Real Estate Youtube Rabbit Hole never stayed up until one in the morning looking at cabins in Vermont? You're telling me Ilya didn't play around on Google Maps until he found a Park 'N Go off I89 with sufficiently dim lighting and text the address to Shane, no context given aside from maybe Come murder me? You're telling me that Shane Hollander never shared his location with Ilya, got in his car and prayed that customs wasn't busy. Ilya waited two years to fuck Shane, begged him for it the whole time, and you expect me to believe that a halfway bootycall never even OCCURED to him? That's a COMMUTE. That's a DINNER DATE. Ilya drove his prettiest and fastest car to Buttfuck Vermont to give the town its name and then he ate Cracker Barrel pancakes in the passenger's seat of Shane's dumb Land Rover while Shane watched. Round two before they went home. All before the sun came up. It HAPPENED.

[freenowrightnow]

shane: since our rookie season

ilya: i didn’t set up an ad campaign with the two of us together, call you pretty, tease you in the shower, and then almost get caught by your mom in the elevator for you to get our anniversary wrong. since summer before, shane

[evanzbuck]

The Long Game — Chapter Nineteen | insp.

[wolfbirds-and-smoothies]

Heated Rivalry + Text Posts

[ilyamybb]

Hollanov as Unhinged ao3 tags

Heated Rivalry textposts pt. 1

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[gwendolynnderolo]

scott hunter fucking a man one time and immediately asking him to move in vs shane and ilya fucking for literal years before even admitting that they like each other