the rest is silence.

Until the stars have left my sky, I will write, I will write, I will write. Here lies bare my soul, and so, here is my tomb! Come and be a flower on my grave.

[hamletthebrain]

they should invent friends that don't secretly hate you

[hamletthebrain]

reply with any thought you have had in the last 10 mins

or not idc

why would you even wear a cravat to the scaffold if you knew you were going to be guillotined. that just eats up time.

[fluff-e-boy]

Constant occurrence where I’m like “I’m sort of pent up, but I’m an adult who can watch adult videos and jack off about it if I want to” and then I watch adult videos for like an hour and then turn off my laptop and realize ten minutes later that I completely forgot the “jorking it” step. I spent the whole hour critiquing the plot and camera work stonefaced and utterly flaccid

[fluff-e-boy]

Fully clothed and bored looking guy sitting on his bed making snide remarks about the quality of the lighting, camerawork, and sound design in this film and then you look at his laptop screen and it’s just pornography

[fluff-e-boy]

This is what I look like

[veil-of-exordia]

@hamletthebrain

[hamletthebrain]

I can't watch porn for this reason actually. I fucking hate lazy set design

[desinteresse]

It’s rotten work but only if it’s you. When I do it for other people it’s fine, enjoyable even.

[veil-of-exordia]

@hamletthebrain

[hamletthebrain]

Xor if we ever met in a high school cafeteria I would send you into orbit

[veil-of-exordia]

Why would we meet in a high school cafeteria???

[hamletthebrain]

objectively best place for suplexing nerds holding their lunch trays

[veil-of-exordia]

you're shorter than 95% of the nerds I'd love to see you try

[hamletthebrain]

I'm not suplexing 95% of the nerds. I'm suplexing YOU

[desinteresse]

It’s rotten work but only if it’s you. When I do it for other people it’s fine, enjoyable even.

[veil-of-exordia]

@hamletthebrain

[hamletthebrain]

Xor if we ever met in a high school cafeteria I would send you into orbit

[veil-of-exordia]

Why would we meet in a high school cafeteria???

[hamletthebrain]

objectively best place for suplexing nerds holding their lunch trays

[desinteresse]

It’s rotten work but only if it’s you. When I do it for other people it’s fine, enjoyable even.

[veil-of-exordia]

@hamletthebrain

[hamletthebrain]

Xor if we ever met in a high school cafeteria I would send you into orbit

[undead-tboy-swag]

if your weird enough with the homies you can break all boundaries of platonic/romantic love and make a third, more evil thing

[orcboxer]

a podcast...

[veil-of-exordia]

@hamletthebrain

[hamletthebrain]

I hardly think philosophical bickering constitutes a show!

[hamletthebrain]

just had a devastating mental image of lady macbeth hanging herself with the handfasting cord she married him with.

so. happy new year literature nerds

[hamletthebrain]

I'm about to take the us out of uterus and rip that whole bitch out

[hamletthebrain]

LGBT. Let's Get This Bread. specifically garlic bread because gays can't seem to get enough of that shit. don't come near me don't kiss me. no I'm not homophobic GO WASH YOUR SMELLY MOUTH AND TRY AGAIN GORGEOUS

[furiousgoldfish]

my mother, right after giving birth: and now... you owe me one. you will spend the rest of your life paying it back. stop crying its annoying me.

[veil-of-exordia]

@hamletthebrain @benevolios

[hamletthebrain]

all the king's horses

you were happy when i was born, i remember. you were happy because somewhere, you thought that it was you in your own womb. with the chance no one has, to start again and do it all differently this time. but it didn't happen that way - in their eyes, motherhood took away the great story that came before and you were expected to step away from living, peter out without emotion when the story was still yours (only different, only different)

and then i grew into a hideous thing with all the ugly marks in your own mirror. and every mistake you birthed me to undo, i made. twice as quickly, you felt, twice as awfully. i slipped on every stone you marked, and still asked to be left alone to fall, because it was better than to be told, 'i told you so'.

i am sorry

and it must have felt like hell

to have a child

unworthy and incapable

of living the life you would have given

anything to live

no, i never blossomed like you could have. but i withered like you did, and i suppose that is what makes me your son.

i am sorry that i could not fix your story

but to this day!

all i ever see of mine

are the pieces in your hands.

@veil-of-exordia

[angelvvrath]

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

[veil-of-exordia]

@hamletthebrain

[hamletthebrain]

hey so biting your clavicle actually resets the timer of how long I allow you to live

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

maybe if we torture this kid harder our lives will get even more awesome

[veil-of-exordia]

@hamletthebrain @benevolios

[hamletthebrain]

this child will not bind us together as we thought, but the bruises on his skin from our lashes is a sort of marriage - a union of our actions on this wretched canvas we have made.

@veil-of-exordia @benevolios

[hamletthebrain]

caesar? I hardly know he-*i am defeated in the second battle of philippi*

[hamletthebrain]

maria callas' ghost is going to pull out each one of my teeth individually and drive wedge spikes of salt in their holes for accidentally singing "eveille parmesan de oiseaux" instead of "eveille par le chant de oiseax" and honestly i deserve it. go for it maria

[specialagentartemis]

“whatever the fuck these two characters had going on” is a vastly underrated character dynamic

[sdwolfpup]

“Weird about each other” is how I’ve always put it. It’s my favorite thing.

[veil-of-exordia]

@hamletthebrain

[hamletthebrain]

I would never call you friend, and I don't think I would recognize your face. but when you trace your hand along the walls of my labyrinth i keep the bull chained. i like how you don't stumble on the pebbles. your hands are full of secrets that lesser men have died for and i do not expect you to be kind, not forever. soon this will all come to an end. you will bite first, and i will bite harder because i never know how to let go. There is no place for you to sit at the table where I dine, but there are carvings of your words in that garden where I take my rest.

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[cloune]

[veil-of-exordia]

@hamletthebrain @benevolios

[hamletthebrain]

Parents kinning their children like fictional characters and then criticizing every innocuous autonomous choice the child makes because they don't see themselves making that same choice... the rage of parents towards children that develop into different people than they were as children sometimes seems similar to people who are angry when characters they identify with are acting "out of character" , except that character is simply making different choices than the reader who identifies with them.