no peros

love. is. love. is. love. is. love.

[disneyadaptations]

Live-action Disney films based on true stories

[liberalsarecool]

Billionaires became billionaires by giving you next to nothing. Their greed will only get worse. That's why we need to overturn Citizens United.

They only way to level power is through government. Billionaires will never give you anything. You have to force them. #TaxTheRich

[halloween-theragingpumpkin]

[slfrtsbabe]

Always reblog

[headspace-hotel]

It has happened.

I have purchased Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus

Will provide updates

[headspace-hotel]

IT’S HERE

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I’m going to start it pretty soon. I’m for some reason locked out of my student account and email and IT was no help as usual, so what is there to do except read a parody romance novel written specifically to spite J.K. Rowling?

Chuck Tingle has more or less become a meme because of his bizarre titles and covers and because of the Hugo fiasco, but I’ve heard relatively little about what it’s like to actually read his work and I frankly have no idea what to expect or if I should go into this with expectations at all

[headspace-hotel]

This book is...surprisingly easy to take seriously as a book. I don’t know what I’m trying to say. But it’s like. A Book and not just an extended joke. Like on some level it’s not particularly terribly written nor does the plot like, completely exist in service to the...whatever humor is derived from the self-aware absurdity of the premise

[headspace-hotel]

AFSGFBCHH??

I love that he’s not even described as a humanoid dinosaur. He’s just sexy goth tattooed Severus snape and he’s also a parasaurolophus and we are left to just figure it out

[headspace-hotel]

I have to talk about what is going on with the worldbuilding. Like this is a parody. Of Harry Potter. But there’s an entirely different magic system and....everything???

In summary

there doesn’t appear to be a statute of secrecy type thing magic is just fully integrated with the modern world and modern technology

Harriet is a wizard, but that means that she creates spells by typing them out in long manuscripts, which on one level is a nod to the book publishing industry but on another level is kind of interesting in of itself

there’s a??? spellcasting industry??

there are different types of magic users other than wizards, and they appear to be based on the d&d classes

or at least, bards exist and they are distinct from wizard

the dinosaur is a bard

Bigfeet exist and they are integrated with modern society

there are sentient motorcycles and no one finds this in any way unusual

THE DINOSAUR IS A BARD?!?!?!

[headspace-hotel]

...Warlocks in this world get their powers from a pact with Chuck Tingle

[headspace-hotel]

The fourth wall break is killing me.

[headspace-hotel]

The sexy dinosaur is also trans

[headspace-hotel]

As much as I love skillfully crafted satire that takes deft jabs at the flaws of the thing it’s lampooning, there’s also something charming about how every character in this book has a name blatantly and hilariously derived from a Harry Potter character regardless of how most of their roles in the story barely resemble anything like characters in Harry Potter.

...You know, I’m not even sure Chuck Tingle has read Harry Potter.

[headspace-hotel]

I’m back to reading. Does chocolate milk have intoxicating effects on sentient motorcycles??

...sentences I never thought I’d write

[headspace-hotel]

um im lowkey getting feels from this like there are some genuinely emotionally resonant bits in here what the fuck

[headspace-hotel]

chuck tingle’s magic system is unironically better than jk Rowling’s I’m sorry

[headspace-hotel]

I’m so sorry to sample the sex scene but. “sexualis secondus” just killed me. I have been pronounced dead by this book. im obliterated this is indescribable

[headspace-hotel]

I.

I literally have no idea how to describe what I’m experiencing right now. Like this is a somewhat poorly edited parody adult dinosaur romance novel but. It’s genuinely?? Creative?? In a lot of ways???? And there’s a lot of heart to it, a lot of genuine powerful messages about identity and about art and creativity and the fourth-wall-breaking device is...I can’t explain it because that would spoil it but it’s actually pulled off so well?????

This is not like, a humorous joke story this guy did for Being a Little Shit and Spite reasons, it’s like actually in its themes and message a genuine “fuck you” to j.k. Rowling’s transphobia even though it’s this absolutely wild janky batshit story and I have never experienced anything like this in my LIFE

I did not expect my adhd little heart to be touched by understanding of my fears about creativity and writing and its place in my life. Not like this. What the fuck. What the fuck.

[headspace-hotel]

FGDHXWGBKVGSSHBIIDQTVJKBSZVYSTVJKJVBXSGHXHVN

[icescrabblerjerky]

Chuck Tingle is a gift to this world and when the time comes for him to call on his army I will be there with bells on.

[30-minute-memes]

It's always fun to see someone discover Chuck Tingle.

[atopfourthwall]

In case you need a reminder of who Chuck Tingle is, this is the author of “Pounded in the Butt by my own Butt.” He is a national treasure.

[this-memes-warr]

[hamporpabor]

Bedelia du Maurier — Season 3

Hannibal (2013)

[leztit]

“naka-choko” is SO fucking funny because jack thinks will is on his side, right? and will calls him up like “our perp tried to kill me so i killed him in self defence” and jack’s like “good job we as law enforcement totes kill people in defence yep” and will’s like “so i had a great idea, spur of the moment thing, just hear me out, i defiled the body so that hannibal will trust (*murmuring quietly* and love) me” and jack’s like “oh?? that’s… something you were okay with? not traumatic after being attacked or anything? well hell how bad can it be, green light will!”

and then jack walks in to THIS

does he even question where the rest of the body is? bc it’s in will’s deep freeze still, right? so will’s like yeah i disjointed and cut apart his body then broke into the museum and fucked with the important fossils and made this art project! he’s gonna be so proud of me!

and now jack, in almost full self-awareness of both of them, stands there and watches them flirt over it like a couple trying out exhibition and will saying shit like “he’s commemorating him” “no guilt” “it’s envy” in a dark, creepy voice

WILL?!

[micahdotgov]

television’s hottest show is “hannibal”. located in the pantry of an aristocrat’s townhouse, this homoerotic nightmare is the creation of a middle aged gay man with trauma flashbacks, bryan fuller, who finally answers the question “what am i watching?”. this. show. has. everything. seven stray dogs of varying breeds, a social worker inside a horse, gillian anderson, a pig carrying a human fetus, and human origami. (whats human origami?) its that thing where, like, you fold up a dead body into the shape of an anatomically correct heart to confess your love.

[pascalcampion]

And the wind was knocking at my window…

#pascalcampion

[geopsych]

Sun comes up on the deer fields.

[teathattast]

[makkleyn]

[ohmybuster]

[captain-rachel]

*Me trying to keep up with all the insane shit happening in 2020*

[fageleh]

The Great Gatsby's copyright expires January 1, 2021 and I for one am quite looking forward to the inevitable publication of Nick/Gatsby fanfiction.

[fageleh]

Look me in the eye and tell me there's not at least ten people sitting on a completed manuscript right now. I dare you.

[headspace-hotel]

Oh dude time to write the Greater Gatsby

[floralquafloral]

[worldofthecutestcuties]

[fruitsgardens]

my children have too many legs .. but they are handsome and strong

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[miacutie]

TRUMP HAS CORONA LMAOOO