new image for my pinned post (feel free to steal)
edit; fuck nazis too 💚
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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new image for my pinned post (feel free to steal)
edit; fuck nazis too 💚
happy birthday alfredo! You are! One (1)!
(she, like most snakes, was not a fan of keeping the party hat on her head)
also i know most snakes are opportunistic drinkers and that my baby is a little head empty (she'll strike for the thawed mice i present her but then spend 5 minutes looking for the mouse that she just struck at)
Putting those two facts together today I realized that since the height of her water bowl is an inch or two above the height of her substrate, I don't think she realizes she has a consistent source of water.
If I scoop her up and allow her to dunk her teeny baby head into the water tho, she IMMEDIATELY starts doing her best caprisun impression and takes a bunch of proper sips
I have consulted snake reddit and apparently some snakes just... seem to prefer to literally be led to water to drink?
In the meantime I'm gonna go look for a shallower dish, maybe it's the height that perplexes her
Lesbian!
but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
“but I stay silly!”
Reblog you stay silly
on it boss
my deltarune fanart
Found this on pinterest and this is why Imp and Skizz are my fave hermits
Found this on pinterest
and this is why Imp and Skizz
are my fave hermits
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
i think this post is improved by the knowledge that i got renamed "punished ant" after getting banned for posting a gift of optimus prime twerking, completely forgot that was my nickname, and didnt understand why i was getting yelled at for typing
BREAKING: Increased "Pjackk" sightings across Tumblr are being reported as many users claim to have seen a "disgusting metal object" interact with posts as recently as three hours ago, yet witnesses report that the blog in question remains inactive. Are these real sightings of the famed "Prototype Jack," or is this just an elaborate Tumblr hoax? We will report as more information becomes available.
Literally our fucking Loch Ness monster
Which of the seven deadly sins do you think represents you the LEAST?
envy
gluttony
greed
lust
pride
sloth
wrath
Which of the seven deadly sins do you think represents you the LEAST?
envy
gluttony
greed
lust
pride
sloth
wrath
High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?
Nobodys busting hard no more
He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.
can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.
this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...
wtf were you gonna say
Please respect my privacy
my deepest apologies
I forgive you
Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus
This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like
In terms of establishing the fundamental aesthetic of the 1990s strand of cinematic cyberpunk, the 1993 Super Mario Bros. adaptation is probably up there with Johnny Mnemonic and Lawnmower Man influence-wise, as much as we all hate to admit it.
What the fuck
Welcome to the "learned from this post that the first major live-action feature film adaptation of a pre-existing video game franchise was a dystopian cyberpunk AU of Super Mario Bros. for some inexplicable reason" club.
No Voice to Cry Suffering
Highlights of the America 250 event (shitshow) in Washington, DC for July 4th:
- Due to storms, they had to evacuate the National Mall grounds. But the MAGA crowd didn't want to leave. They just stood around chanting "USA! USA!" They were convinced liberals were messing with the weather. Reportedly, one of the security guards got so fed up that he threw a chair at them.
- Fox News didn't have anything to share while they were waiting for Trump's delayed speech, so they just showed a feed of him staring at the TV. And he was watching Fox News.
- A bunch of the crowd that was evacuated wasn't even let back in, and they were raging about it on social media. Some of them waited 10 to 12 hours in record-setting heat (102°F) and never got to see anything. All special passes were canceled. So much for money privilege.
- Because the program was running so far behind, several performers were cancelled.
- Trump's speech began at 11:15 p.m., after a sizeable amount of his followers had abandoned the event. It was unremarkable in just like all of his other ones- a bunch of "America is the greatest nation," blaming Democrats for everything bad, and general gibberish.
- The fireworks didn't begin until almost midnight, so they ended on July 5th.
- They wanted to have more fireworks than ever before, but they set off so many that the sky was covered in light, and it just looked like everything was on fire. The finale was not visible due to the smoke.
- Trump appeared to fall asleep during the show.
- The immense amount of pyrotechnics fucked up the air in DC
This administration keeps failing in very specific ways that I never considered it possible to fail in