hamsterboy3

Shipshamer extraordinaire. Creator of http://sweetdreemurrs.tumblr.com My ship list: https://hamsterboy3.tumblr.com/post/174488500537/my-ship-list

[hamsterboy3]

Check out this neat RP I did tonight. http://www.shamchat.com/47e30e0e/ Minor recent manga spoilers for My Hero Academia. Also, I really need to update my ship list one of these days...

[love-soriel]

Finding out the (biological) age gap between Sans and Toriel

Alright, so it’s no secret that one of the biggest anti Soriel arguments is “BUT TORIEL IS SOO MUCH OLDER THAN SANS SHE COULD BE LIKE HIS MOM!!” 

But the thing is, as we all know Toriel does not age without her son and is thus (currently) immortal, and this is by far NOT the first Mortal x Imortal relationship seen in fiction before.

But regardless I’ve decided to try to find out a rough estimate of their biological ages and find out what the biggest possible (biological) age gap would be between the two.

We’ll start with Toriel

So, we know that boss monsters stop aging when they reach adulthood, but the question is when do they exactly reach adulthood? The first number that comes to mind is 18 however their have been studies that show that your brain actually doesn’t stop developing until age 25 and since I am going for her oldest possible age lets go with that.

Now, since Boss Monsters only start aging again once they have children, we have to find out how old Asriel was when he died, and honestly I can’t see him being any older than 12 and, again, since I am going for Toriel’s highest age we’ll use that (although I always pictured him as around 8-10).

Now it’s time for some simple math!

25 + 12 =

37

MY GOD SHE’S LIKE A GRANDMA

Now it’s Sans’s turn

This time we will be going for the lowest possible age for Sans.

Sans is a little bit harder because we aren’t given as much to go off of in regards to his age but I think I’ve figured it out.

It’s very much implied that he has some sort of scientific background and since it’s very difficult to succeed in Science without a Ph.D we are going to assume he has one.

Now, the average time it takes to get a Ph.D is about 8 years and let’s assume he went as soon as he came out of high school (I honestly think he would’ve dicked around for a couple years but again we are going for lowest age).

So, it’s time for some more math!

18 + 8 =

26

That leaves us of with an age gap of 11 years

… Okay, but seriously though, that isn’t all that bad and I’ve found nothing that says this age gap is inherently unhealthy.

And also remember this is only the largest possible age gap between the two so it’s very much possible that this gap may be even smaller (or that Sans may even possibly surpass her in biological age!)

[hamsterboy3]

Okay FIRST of all, an age gap of OVER A DECADE is not normal at ALL.

The average age gap is 1-3 years.

5-7 years is stretching a bit.

But over 10 years? That’s double digits.

If you don’t see something wrong with that then you are clearly messed up.

That said, I agree with the ages listed.

Toriel acts middle-aged and Sans comments SEVERAL times that she is an old lady. Or if you play the Japanese version which is literally a direct translation overseen by Toby himself… He calls her ‘obasan’ which can mean aunt or old lady. (Old lady in that context is seen as VERY rude though.) So clearly Sans acknowledges the fact that she is MUCH older. Not to mention she is chronologically hundreds of years older as well. So yes, while she is not a grandmother, Sans sees her as an aunt or elder he can talk to. Nothing romantic there.

Also, claiming that Sans could possibly be older than her is just moronic. Papyrus was born in 95 according to his and Undyne’s UnderNet usernames, CoolSkeleton95 and StrongFish91. This means Papyrus was 20 at the release of the game with Undyne at 24. Sans obviously cannot be much older than Papyrus and thus, must be in his mid-twenties. That ALSO means that Sans isn’t old enough to be a father for Frisk, Chara, or Asriel.

Also, the reference to immortal x mortal ships is silly as one if them is practically required to die in the story. (Looking at you mythology…) Not only that but in each example used, such as Greg and Rose from Steven Universe, Asgore is still the better fit personality-wise. Not to mention that the comparisons are stupid in the first place as Toriel and Asgore clearly feels old where as gods and gems do not.

Just face the facts. Sans is not interested in someone who is much older than him. (Not to mention they literally knew Gaster. I wouldn’t date my godparents, would you?)

There are so many issues with your argument and you make it so easy to point out the flaws in both your logic and your crackship.

Just accept canon.

[love-soriel]

Yeah okay, I’m not sure I should take a lesson on canon from some self-righteous cunt on Tumblr who also claims/supports the theory that:

Chara is canonically a pure cinnamon roll who did nothing wrong and only wanted to protect everybody 

Boss monsters are near infertile because of the plethora of sex Toriel and Asgore have so obviously had

Toriel still loves Asgore because she uses slightly different wording when referring to him vs Flowey

Sans doesn’t trust Toriel because OF THE FUCKING EYE HE CHOOSES TO WINK AT HER WITH

Begrudged (which means to give reluctantly or resentfully) pity could also mean: “*sigh* Oh honey, what am I going to do with you…”

 Etc.

And I know for damn sure you are the last person to listen to when it comes to healthy and consensual relationships.

[hamsterboy3]

1. Chara is good/neutral. If you really think the narrator of the game is out to kill everyone, EVEN IN PACIFIST, you are straight up retarded. No sugarcoating it.

2. Asgore and Toriel were madly in love for hundreds of years. (They flaunted it EVERYWHERE.) It is a MUST that they had tons of sex. Even if it was once every two months, they were together for centuries so the amount is still an extremely large number. Not to mention that I actually understand how genetics and biology works along with how animals act in nature. There are tons of reasons as to why they had Asriel after hundreds of years of trying. One possible reason is that they were trapped in the Underground. If you’ve done ANY research, you would know that large animals in captivity tend to not have kids due to hormones in the female preventing it. (Literally the reason why reviving exotic animal populations like rhinos is so tough.) There is also the fact that Boss Monsters are very powerful. There must be some balance for that and what better balance than to make the population smaller. This also happens in nature, predators have much less children than prey. There are plenty of different reasons.

3. Toriel also picks up his hobby for gardening, has several textbooks on the subject, and shares other hobbies as him. There is also the fact that she interrupts the fight so that both Asgore and Frisk can live because she admits that she cannot lose either of them. Don’t forget how most of the cast goes on to support the two or just compare the two in general. These are the monsters who were madly in love. There is no possible way Toriel doesn’t still love him deep down. She also never claims to hate him and is shown to have reconciled with him at the school where they work together.

4. Sans NEVER uses that eye. You can look everywhere in neutral and pacifist but he will only ever make that expression in Genocide when trying to figure out your motivations for killing everyone and when he is planning on killing you. The fact that he aims his killing eye at Toriel means that he still doesn’t trust anyone just yet. It is only after the barrier is broken that he finally relaxes for once. And then he continues to treat her like an aunt and they never appear together afterward.

5. Apparently you have literally no idea how Toriel’s character works. (Not that surprising though.) She take care of Frisk because she pities them. She calls Asgore miserable because she knows that he is. She mother’s everyone, including her husband. That is how her character works. She is also very stubborn. So combine the two and she agrees to a date out of begrudged pity. She is reluctant but that’s the entire point. You don’t just date someone out of the blue. You take it slow, which is clearly how Asgore and Toriel approach their relationship at the end of the game.

6. You have yet to comment on other things such as the Asriel boss fight, his final words, people canonically shipping them, the fact that Frisk canonically views Asgore as their dad and Toriel as their mom, the fact that Sans has been proven to be aromantic and asexual, etc.

7. I’ve seen tons of relationships in my life. Some worked and some didn’t. I’ve also been exposed to far more culture than you have. I also know the tropes of dating and have been known to make accurate predictions regarding real and fictional relationships. (I have an excellent Gaydar, AceTrace, Bi-Fi, C-Pan, etc.) I know more than you do and you have only made that more obvious as time goes on.

Go ahead and be in denial though. I’m just calmly stating facts and can actually back them up.

[fagfoxy]

do you really pretend that we read your bullshits when on the first pharagraph you literally called op the r slur, stfu you ableist demon

[hamsterboy3]

1. At least attempt to respond with basic grammar.

2. Retard is not really a slur actually. It’s a basic insult that has negative connotations based on how it is used.

If you bothered to look it up, you would see that ‘retard’ was used medically until 2010 and is now simply used as an insult.

I’m in no way ableist as I would refer to a mentally impaired or disabled person as just that, merely impaired or disabled. Several of my real life friends as well as other people I know are all over the autism spectrum so I would say I actually have a reason to complain about a simple word. I am using ‘retard’ in this context as another way to say moron or some other degrading word. Not to describe a mentally disabled person.

3. On your blog you admit you are aphobic to both aromantics and asexuals as well as anyone under that spectrum as long as they are cishet. That is extremely hypocritical of you. You can be phobic of cishet and aroace people yet 'retard’ triggers you? That is simply one of the dumbest things I have ever seen on this site. There are people called allies and hetero people can heteroflexible. It’s LGBTQA or LGBT+. Don’t just limit it to LGBT.

4. You also seem to reblog things simply because they trigger you and do not add much besides trigger warnings. Seems like a waste of time seeing as no one would deliberately go to a blog they would get triggered on.

5. No point in calling me a demon as in different interpretations demons can be a good thing. Plus mythology is cool and is part of all kinds of cultures.

Now, unless you or OP is indeed mentally impaired, I would suggest you not reblog things when you cannot even contribute anything to them.

You were worth a good laugh for a few minutes but not much else. Consider thinking before reblogging.

[fagfoxy]

I answered you here, because tumblr is shit and won’t let me tag you.

[hamsterboy3]

Tumblr is not letting me reblog the other post so here is yet another reply.

“I’m gay I do not care about grammar xmcksjhcjskdhfjksdbfeh”

Keyboard mashing does seem to be the language of the gay on tumblr. Jokes aside, it looks like you also do not care for proper spelling of any kind judging by the rest of your response.

“I’m just saying that a-spec people are all different and you can’t base all your knowledge on how your friends perceive a word,”

I literally come from a medical family with a number of members who work with disabled people. I know more about the subject than you do.

“you can’t just type it on the internet!”

I can, did, and you have done literally nothing to stop it. I have freedom of speech. That includes the right to criticize people as long as it isn’t a blatant hate-crime. (Not that that would ever happen since I’m one of the most PC people I know, being an egalitarian and all.)

“You’ll never know who’s reading your post and they can be triggered by it.”

You are the one spreading it. If anyone gets triggered, that’s on you. Also, just black list certain words if you have to. It’s an easy solution to your ‘difficult’ problem.

“Sure, it’s just an insult. But towards who? Guess what…? Disabled and mentally ill people! Wow extraordinary, right?🤔🤔”

I wasn’t aiming the insult at mentally disabled people so your point is moot. An insult means nothing regardless. Also, are the thinking emoticon/emojis necessary?

“‘Moron’ does not have a target!”

Technically, moron means anyone with an intelligence quotient or IQ lower than eighty. That said, it isn’t even a slur and is just a minor insult.

“Bitch is used to dehumanize women and their issues,”

Bitch can be used as an insult for any gender or sex. Sure, it means a female canine but that’s hardly the worst insult possible.

“faggot is used to dehumanize gay people and their issues”

That one actually is a slur since the term comes from burning bundles of wood (or a British term for cigarette). When gays were killed in the same way, the word was used and became a slur. Your other slurs are just basic insults.

“I dont even know why im answering you after this…”

I don’t know why either since you have yet to say anything intelligent so far. Circular reasoning only goes so far.

“but I was clearly talking about cishet ace/aro, you fucking dumb.”

Again, hetero goes against a lot of the Aroace spectrum.

“But also cisgender aromantic asexual people do not suffer from homophobia [and its extensions] and transphobia!”

Wow. It’s almost like they aren’t gay or something. And who the fuck cares if they are trans or not? Gender is just gender and by focusing on being anti-cis, you are only continuing to make people hate you. True pride is believing in equality between cis and trans. Regardless, Aro and Ace people still suffer a lot and the fact there is discourse in the first place proves that as a fact.

“You can read this post that is very well worded about the ace/aro discourse!”

That isn’t worded well at all and is written by an aphobe. I’ve actually seen that post before and everyone I’ve discussed it with has said the same thing. It’s aphobic and the fact there is even discourse shows that you are aphobic as well and thus, making aroace people suffer just because you want to exclude them for petty reasons.

“They are not oppressed under homophobia and transphobia!”

They still suffer your exclusionist aphobic bullshit.

“Everything you’re talking about it’s valid and surely horrible”

Then act like it instead of being ignorant. Educate yourself and move on. Is it really that difficult for you to comprehend something so simple?

“but it does not connect to their sexuality or romantic orientation!”

That is literally the reason you are being so petty about it and are excluding them despite the fact they are suffering as well.

“Felling you have to do sex to be valid, or have a relationship, or have a girlfriend/boyfriend/partner is something related to sexism and misogyny”

Um, no. Sexism is the belief that one sex or gender is better than the other. Misogyny is the belief that males are superior to females or other genders in general.

“it our society that always pushes woman”

Actually both sexes are affected by the status quo.

“and ace/aro people are influenced by it, but it’s an issue with rape culture and misogyny, not asexuality and aromanticism!”

Rape culture doesn’t really have a lot to do with this topic and is mainly seen in media. Again, misogyny plays no part as aroace people are divided evenly between sexes.

“If you read the post I linked which is WAY better worded I think you’ll understand.”

If you thought that post was well worded then you really do need to work on your secondary language skills. I don’t even mean that in a remotely racist way. The posts you’ve shown are just that bad.

“It’s not for every minority on fucking Earth, it for people who are SGA [Same/Similar Gender Attraction]”

Just use the word gay. No one uses the term SGA. It’s not a common phrase.

“and for people that does not identify with the gender they are assigned at birth,”

Again you are missing Questioning and Aroace from LGBT+.

“And surely cishet ace/aro and cis aroace are none of this.”

Because they fall under the A in LGBTQA. It is that simple. Not sure what you do not understand.

“Also the LGBT community is not ‘a pwetty pawty to bwing people together uwuwu’,”

That is literally what a community is. Look up the definition.

“that’s what media want you to think is…”

I don’t follow fake news but apparently you do. It shows.

“The LGBT community exists to fight for humans’ rights that we are still denied! It’s to fight homophobia and transphobia.”

Guess what? Aroace pride exists too. You are also forgetting the millions of cishet allies as well. Also the way you describe the LGBT+ community makes you sound like a fascist. (Although I really wouldn’t be surprised at this point.)

“Heterofelxible is a MOGAI identity and is harmful to bisexual folks.”

It really isn’t. Heteroflexible is a recognized and valid sexuality.

“I think you could have internalized biphobia and you are bisexual”

Nope. I can see sex appeal in either sex but I would never date or have sex with a guy. That’s the difference. You are simply a heterophobe which goes against the goal of true equality. You need to accept that there are different kinds of heteros, aromantics, asexuals, and even those you consider just gay or bi. Sexuality and gender identity is a massive spectrum. You are simply ignorant to a large portion of it.

“there’s nothing bad with it.”

Never said there was. Most of my online friends are bi.

“A lot of bisexual people think it’s an harmful identity”

Actually, most bisexuals are fine with both heteroflexibles and homoflexibles. They are all valid.

“I’m not phobic to allies… that’s not even a thing.,.? I just think cisgender hetero people should not talk over LGBT people voices on LGBT issues.”

By not giving them a voice, you are refusing dialogue. Dialogue is essential when it comes to understanding and accepting each other. You are indeed phobic. You are too afraid to admit it. Whether it is simple denial or if it goes deeper than that, I do not know. Nor do I really care about your opinion. If you refuse dialogue, you have given up your right for equality.

“So you are calling me a trans/nonbinary gay man that I’m a bigot on LGBT community issues just because I disagree with you?? Are you on crack??”

No. I’m calling you a bigot because you are excluding people who belong in the LGBT+ community. You’ve made that extremely clear with your poor arguments, circular reasoning, and refusal to accept facts as they are. Also, no, I am not on crack. I’m against drugs and chemicals that harm the body. I cannot vouch for you though since your replies have grown more manic and poorly written.

[fagfoxy]

1. At least attempt to respond with basic grammar.

2. Retard is not really a slur actually. It’s a basic insult that has negative connotations based on how it is used.

If you bothered to look it up, you would see that ‘retard’ was used medically until 2010 and is now simply used as an insult.

I’m in no way ableist as I would refer to a mentally impaired or disabled person as just that, merely impaired or disabled. Several of my real life friends as well as other people I know are all over the autism spectrum so I would say I actually have a reason to complain about a simple word. I am using ‘retard’ in this context as another way to say moron or some other degrading word. Not to describe a mentally disabled person.

3. On your blog you admit you are aphobic to both aromantics and asexuals as well as anyone under that spectrum as long as they are cishet. That is extremely hypocritical of you. You can be phobic of cishet and aroace people yet 'retard’ triggers you? That is simply one of the dumbest things I have ever seen on this site. There are people called allies and hetero people can heteroflexible. It’s LGBTQA or LGBT+. Don’t just limit it to LGBT.

4. You also seem to reblog things simply because they trigger you and do not add much besides trigger warnings. Seems like a waste of time seeing as no one would deliberately go to a blog they would get triggered on.

5. No point in calling me a demon as in different interpretations demons can be a good thing. Plus mythology is cool and is part of all kinds of cultures.

Now, unless you or OP is indeed mentally impaired, I would suggest you not reblog things when you cannot even contribute anything to them.

You were worth a good laugh for a few minutes but not much else. Consider thinking before reblogging.

@hamsterboy3 I’m answering you here because I don’t wanna bother OP with… all this…

1. First of all I write how the fuck I want lmao. Second english is my second language so go off.

2. It is a slur and my autistic friends don’t like to hear it, and before telling me to research why don’t you do it yourself? There are several articles, written by disabled people, such as this one that explain to you why it is derogative to write it or say it. But there are even more, trust me!

You never know who’s behind the screen and you never know you’re talking to, word such as “retard”, “faggot”, “queer”, etc. can trigger people because they hear it towards themselves in a derogative way, trying to dehumanize them. Slurs are used by people to alienated others, that’s why it’s wrong to normalize them! And it seems to me that you don’t even know what a slur is…

Also if you could have used moron instead of the r word… why didn’t you in the first place?

3. I’m not aphobic because aphobia doesn’t exist! And I’m not “aphobic” to people as long as they are cishets, it’s just that cisgender heteroromantic asexual and cisgender aromantic heterosexual [if you wanna use the evil SAM] are not LGBT and are just cishet ace or cishet aro. They are not trans, nor lesbian people, nor gay people, nor bisexual people, they do not suffer from oppression, they are not oppressed under homophobia and its extensions biphobia and lesbophobia, and transphobia. So they are not LGBT. LGBT is a community for oppressed minorities to have safe places, and cishet aros and cishet aces are privileged by society and do not need safe places. Also if you are not LGBT do not touch this discourse, do not speak over LGBT people voices thank you!

4. What I tag is none of your concern lmao. Stop being a creep on my blog and get a life.

[hamsterboy3]

1. Proper punctuation and capitalization is simple.

2. As I said, I have plenty of friends who are on the autism spectrum and they are all fine with the term. After all, it is just a single word and hardly defines them. You are asking me to weigh my friends against yours but if they are anything like what I’ve seen on your blog then I’d happily side with my friends.

Your source is also an online newspaper which are not accurate sometimes and can be written with bias or fallacies. You also said that the article was written by someone who was mentally impaired but that is not the case. In fact, the story the article discusses leads back into why ‘retard’ is no longer a medical word and is now just a mere insult.

‘Retard’ is not a slur. The other two? Sure. (Although many LGBT+ members in the community have started using the latter more frequently.) A slur is an insult that stereotypes a culture of people. I’m not using ‘retard’ against a mentally disabled person so it clearly isn’t stereotyping anyone. I’m just calling you stupid or possibly inept. Simple words and phrases that hardly carry any weight.

'Retard’ only insults. It doesn’t dehumanize at all because regardless of whether or not a person is mentally disabled doesn’t change the fact they are human. Dehumanizing would be using a simile or metaphor. Example: “You are garbage.” is dehumanizing because it compares a person to garbage. ‘Retard’ is merely used as a simple insult.

3. “I’m not aphobic because aphobia doesn’t exist!”

It does and you are committing it right now.

“And I’m not ‘aphobic’ to people as long as they are cishets, it’s just that cisgender heteroromantic asexual and cisgender aromantic heterosexual [if you wanna use the evil SAM] are not LGBT”

The Aroace spectrum falls under the A in LGBTQA and by excluding them is aphobic. Also, you clearly don’t know what aromantic or asexual means. It means no romantic feelings at all or no sexual feelings. As in, most are not heteroromantic, heterosexual, or gay by default. Some people are both aromantic and asexual meaning they have no desire to have a bond with someone. Again, this does not make them cishet and would thus include them into your restrictive concept of what the LGBT+ community stands for.

“They are not trans, nor lesbian people, nor gay people, nor bisexual people, they do not suffer from oppression, they are not oppressed”

So the millions of people who have to explain why they don’t date over and over again aren’t being oppressed? What about those who enter loveless relationships due to pressure from friends and family? They aren’t being oppressed? Tons of asexuals and aromantics have been killed just as gay or trans people have.

Guess what? EVERYONE faces oppression. That includes people who are aroace. You say you aren’t aphobic yet you refuse to admit that they are oppressed. And you are one of the oppressors by saying it does not exist. It is a real issue and I have witnessed it.

“So they are not LGBT.”

Which is why everyone says LGBT+. The plus isn’t just for show.

“LGBT is a community for oppressed minorities to have safe places”

Nope. The LGBT+ community is like any other community. It brings together those who are similar and have pride in that similarity. It has nothing to do with being a minority. If LGBT+ was for oppressed minorities, you would have to include countless cultures as anything can be considered a minority with how vague you are.

“cishet aros and cishet aces are privileged by society and do not need safe places.”

The fact we need Aroace pride parades and other support clearly goes against what you are claiming.

“Also if you are not LGBT do not touch this discourse,”

I’m heteroflexible a part of the heterosexual spectrum (everything is on a spectrum) but knowing you, you would say I don’t have rights. Also you are being phobic to allies as well as anyone else who has the right to debate your bullshit.

“do not speak over LGBT people voices thank you!”

I’m not. I’m speaking over a bigot’s voice.

4. I’m responding to a reblog. Any information about you I have used against you is your own fault due to it being part of your header’s message. You are the one without a life. After all, you reblogged my post first. I’m simply corresponding. Just admit you are an aphobic piece of shit who has given up their right to debate. Because that is what you are with the pitiful display you have shown.

[love-soriel]

Finding out the (biological) age gap between Sans and Toriel

Alright, so it’s no secret that one of the biggest anti Soriel arguments is “BUT TORIEL IS SOO MUCH OLDER THAN SANS SHE COULD BE LIKE HIS MOM!!” 

But the thing is, as we all know Toriel does not age without her son and is thus (currently) immortal, and this is by far NOT the first Mortal x Imortal relationship seen in fiction before.

But regardless I’ve decided to try to find out a rough estimate of their biological ages and find out what the biggest possible (biological) age gap would be between the two.

We’ll start with Toriel

So, we know that boss monsters stop aging when they reach adulthood, but the question is when do they exactly reach adulthood? The first number that comes to mind is 18 however their have been studies that show that your brain actually doesn’t stop developing until age 25 and since I am going for her oldest possible age lets go with that.

Now, since Boss Monsters only start aging again once they have children, we have to find out how old Asriel was when he died, and honestly I can’t see him being any older than 12 and, again, since I am going for Toriel’s highest age we’ll use that (although I always pictured him as around 8-10).

Now it’s time for some simple math!

25 + 12 =

37

MY GOD SHE’S LIKE A GRANDMA

Now it’s Sans’s turn

This time we will be going for the lowest possible age for Sans.

Sans is a little bit harder because we aren’t given as much to go off of in regards to his age but I think I’ve figured it out.

It’s very much implied that he has some sort of scientific background and since it’s very difficult to succeed in Science without a Ph.D we are going to assume he has one.

Now, the average time it takes to get a Ph.D is about 8 years and let’s assume he went as soon as he came out of high school (I honestly think he would’ve dicked around for a couple years but again we are going for lowest age).

So, it’s time for some more math!

18 + 8 =

26

That leaves us of with an age gap of 11 years

… Okay, but seriously though, that isn’t all that bad and I’ve found nothing that says this age gap is inherently unhealthy.

And also remember this is only the largest possible age gap between the two so it’s very much possible that this gap may be even smaller (or that Sans may even possibly surpass her in biological age!)

[hamsterboy3]

Okay FIRST of all, an age gap of OVER A DECADE is not normal at ALL.

The average age gap is 1-3 years.

5-7 years is stretching a bit.

But over 10 years? That’s double digits.

If you don’t see something wrong with that then you are clearly messed up.

That said, I agree with the ages listed.

Toriel acts middle-aged and Sans comments SEVERAL times that she is an old lady. Or if you play the Japanese version which is literally a direct translation overseen by Toby himself… He calls her ‘obasan’ which can mean aunt or old lady. (Old lady in that context is seen as VERY rude though.) So clearly Sans acknowledges the fact that she is MUCH older. Not to mention she is chronologically hundreds of years older as well. So yes, while she is not a grandmother, Sans sees her as an aunt or elder he can talk to. Nothing romantic there.

Also, claiming that Sans could possibly be older than her is just moronic. Papyrus was born in 95 according to his and Undyne’s UnderNet usernames, CoolSkeleton95 and StrongFish91. This means Papyrus was 20 at the release of the game with Undyne at 24. Sans obviously cannot be much older than Papyrus and thus, must be in his mid-twenties. That ALSO means that Sans isn’t old enough to be a father for Frisk, Chara, or Asriel.

Also, the reference to immortal x mortal ships is silly as one if them is practically required to die in the story. (Looking at you mythology…) Not only that but in each example used, such as Greg and Rose from Steven Universe, Asgore is still the better fit personality-wise. Not to mention that the comparisons are stupid in the first place as Toriel and Asgore clearly feels old where as gods and gems do not.

Just face the facts. Sans is not interested in someone who is much older than him. (Not to mention they literally knew Gaster. I wouldn’t date my godparents, would you?)

There are so many issues with your argument and you make it so easy to point out the flaws in both your logic and your crackship.

Just accept canon.

[love-soriel]

Yeah okay, I’m not sure I should take a lesson on canon from some self-righteous cunt on Tumblr who also claims/supports the theory that:

Chara is canonically a pure cinnamon roll who did nothing wrong and only wanted to protect everybody 

Boss monsters are near infertile because of the plethora of sex Toriel and Asgore have so obviously had

Toriel still loves Asgore because she uses slightly different wording when referring to him vs Flowey

Sans doesn’t trust Toriel because OF THE FUCKING EYE HE CHOOSES TO WINK AT HER WITH

Begrudged (which means to give reluctantly or resentfully) pity could also mean: “*sigh* Oh honey, what am I going to do with you…”

 Etc.

And I know for damn sure you are the last person to listen to when it comes to healthy and consensual relationships.

[hamsterboy3]

1. Chara is good/neutral. If you really think the narrator of the game is out to kill everyone, EVEN IN PACIFIST, you are straight up retarded. No sugarcoating it.

2. Asgore and Toriel were madly in love for hundreds of years. (They flaunted it EVERYWHERE.) It is a MUST that they had tons of sex. Even if it was once every two months, they were together for centuries so the amount is still an extremely large number. Not to mention that I actually understand how genetics and biology works along with how animals act in nature. There are tons of reasons as to why they had Asriel after hundreds of years of trying. One possible reason is that they were trapped in the Underground. If you’ve done ANY research, you would know that large animals in captivity tend to not have kids due to hormones in the female preventing it. (Literally the reason why reviving exotic animal populations like rhinos is so tough.) There is also the fact that Boss Monsters are very powerful. There must be some balance for that and what better balance than to make the population smaller. This also happens in nature, predators have much less children than prey. There are plenty of different reasons.

3. Toriel also picks up his hobby for gardening, has several textbooks on the subject, and shares other hobbies as him. There is also the fact that she interrupts the fight so that both Asgore and Frisk can live because she admits that she cannot lose either of them. Don’t forget how most of the cast goes on to support the two or just compare the two in general. These are the monsters who were madly in love. There is no possible way Toriel doesn’t still love him deep down. She also never claims to hate him and is shown to have reconciled with him at the school where they work together.

4. Sans NEVER uses that eye. You can look everywhere in neutral and pacifist but he will only ever make that expression in Genocide when trying to figure out your motivations for killing everyone and when he is planning on killing you. The fact that he aims his killing eye at Toriel means that he still doesn’t trust anyone just yet. It is only after the barrier is broken that he finally relaxes for once. And then he continues to treat her like an aunt and they never appear together afterward.

5. Apparently you have literally no idea how Toriel’s character works. (Not that surprising though.) She take care of Frisk because she pities them. She calls Asgore miserable because she knows that he is. She mother’s everyone, including her husband. That is how her character works. She is also very stubborn. So combine the two and she agrees to a date out of begrudged pity. She is reluctant but that’s the entire point. You don’t just date someone out of the blue. You take it slow, which is clearly how Asgore and Toriel approach their relationship at the end of the game.

6. You have yet to comment on other things such as the Asriel boss fight, his final words, people canonically shipping them, the fact that Frisk canonically views Asgore as their dad and Toriel as their mom, the fact that Sans has been proven to be aromantic and asexual, etc.

7. I’ve seen tons of relationships in my life. Some worked and some didn’t. I’ve also been exposed to far more culture than you have. I also know the tropes of dating and have been known to make accurate predictions regarding real and fictional relationships. (I have an excellent Gaydar, AceTrace, Bi-Fi, C-Pan, etc.) I know more than you do and you have only made that more obvious as time goes on.

Go ahead and be in denial though. I’m just calmly stating facts and can actually back them up.

[fagfoxy]

do you really pretend that we read your bullshits when on the first pharagraph you literally called op the r slur, stfu you ableist demon

[hamsterboy3]

1. At least attempt to respond with basic grammar.

2. Retard is not really a slur actually. It's a basic insult that has negative connotations based on how it is used.

If you bothered to look it up, you would see that 'retard' was used medically until 2010 and is now simply used as an insult.

I'm in no way ableist as I would refer to a mentally impaired or disabled person as just that, merely impaired or disabled. Several of my real life friends as well as other people I know are all over the autism spectrum so I would say I actually have a reason to complain about a simple word. I am using 'retard' in this context as another way to say moron or some other degrading word. Not to describe a mentally disabled person.

3. On your blog you admit you are aphobic to both aromantics and asexuals as well as anyone under that spectrum as long as they are cishet. That is extremely hypocritical of you. You can be phobic of cishet and aroace people yet 'retard' triggers you? That is simply one of the dumbest things I have ever seen on this site. There are people called allies and hetero people can heteroflexible. It's LGBTQA or LGBT+. Don't just limit it to LGBT.

4. You also seem to reblog things simply because they trigger you and do not add much besides trigger warnings. Seems like a waste of time seeing as no one would deliberately go to a blog they would get triggered on.

5. No point in calling me a demon as in different interpretations demons can be a good thing. Plus mythology is cool and is part of all kinds of cultures.

Now, unless you or OP is indeed mentally impaired, I would suggest you not reblog things when you cannot even contribute anything to them.

You were worth a good laugh for a few minutes but not much else. Consider thinking before reblogging.

[laranoa]

Sometimes gay ships are incredibly straight if you know what I mean

[laranoa]

Like those ships where its two male characters who have zero chemistry and barely spoke in canon but every single person ships them so you cant say anything bad abt it even though you know people really only ship them because they’re the two most conventionally attractive male characters to force together so female fans can quench their thirst for yaoi

[acknowledgeyousomebitches-deact]

*stares violently at the wwe fandom*

[laranoa]

Ive gotta say this takes the cake for the most unexpected comment on this post

[nycto-draggo]

Did somebody say Sonic

[hamsterboy3]

*Walks up to podium and adjusts microphone before clearing throat.*

F u c k . F u j o s h i s .

[umberoff]

I’m not good at keeping up with overwatch news lately but I think this is roughly what’s going on

[nycto-draggo]

@hamsterboy3 Reblog it, coward.

[hamsterboy3]

K.

[anti-grossships]

DEFINITIVE PROOF OF FRISK BEING A CHILD

Straight from the Undertale Kickstart Trailer, eat up everybody.

[fontcest-and-frans-must-die-blog]

YES, THEY ARE A C H I L D

[furbearingbrick]

wonder how the shippers are gonna bullshit their way out of THIS one

[nycto-draggo]

@sweetdreemurrs

[hamsterboy3]

Pedoshippers are still going to give the "I aged up a child so it's okay." bullshit line.

[hamsterboy3]

My ship list

This is something I’ve wanted to make for a while now and finally got around to making.

Note: These are the major ships I support from various fandom heavy series. I like them enough that I would enjoy reading/writing fanfiction of them and/or RPing them on sites such as Shamchat or Rolechat. If a canon ship is not on here, it is simply because I either didn’t ship it 100% or because the series they are from is not all that popular compared to other media. I will also not be listing any ships from books or western cartoons due to the sheer amount of them. This list would be ten times longer if I did.

Do feel free to PM me about ships. I would be happy to explain further or discuss other ships not on this list.

You can also PM me if you are interested in an RP or Fanfiction collab.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING INCLUDES MAJOR SPOILERS OF VARYING DEGREES. IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE SPOILED, DO NOT READ AHEAD.

ANIME/MANGA/VNs

Danganronpa:

Makoto Naegi x Kyoko Kirigiri

Canon by the end of the series and it was confirmed in several instances that Makoto stopped crushing on Sayaka and moved onto Kyoko during their school life before The Tragedy. They have constantly supported each other. I doubt Jin Kirigiri would have been opposed since Makoto is so positive and caring.

Hajime Hinata x Chiaki Nanami

They were very close before Hajime’s semi-involuntary brainwashing and she thought of him as she died. Hajime still holds her dear to his heart even after the events of the series. For all we know, Hajime could use his God-like abilities somehow similar to how the Neo World Program recreated her image.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu x Peko Pekoyama

The first two characters to basically admit they like/love each other before being split apart. Since memories are carried over from the Neo World Program to the real world, Peko would likely remember their confessions. It’s possible they started a new life together on Jabberwock Island after the events of the series.

Akane Owari x Nekomaru Nidai

They interact quite a lot while training/fighting, tease each other a bit, have plenty of sex appeal, and have complementary abilities. Lots of material supports the ship as well.

Shuichi Saihara x Kaede Akamatsu

The game pretty much makes it semi-canon in chapter one. Their hotel scene outright confirms it as Kaede sees Shuichi as himself.

Kaito Momota x Maki Harukawa

Kaito managed to defrost a tsundere which is an accomplishment. The fact that he isn’t the slightest bit disturbed by her occupation and has actually asked more about her background shows he cares. It is outright said that Maki has fallen for him as well.

Fullmetal Alchemist:

Edward Elric x Winry Rockbell

Childhood/Teen fluff that lead to a pure and happy marriage is always a plus. Well written too. They get flustered about each other and always help each other whenever they can.

Roy Mustang x Riza Hawkeye

These two have known each other for years as Roy studied under Riza’s father until his death. Afterward, Roy was entrusted with both Riza and alchemical knowledge that could control fire. Since then, both fought in the Ishvalan Civil War and have remained at each other’s side. Whenever one is seriously harmed or in danger, the other worries. They have played on the fact people are unsure of a secret relationship between them. If the fraternization laws were changed, it’s possible they may risk a relationship.

Ling Yao x Lan Fan

A prince/emperor and his most trusted bodyguard/shadow. A very similar relationship to the one above. Ling would have to change the requirement of him bedding women of each clan before taking her as his empress. Their relationship isn’t as openly seen as the above one but it can be assumed their feelings for each other are still very strong.

Alphonse Elric x Mei Chang

The two respect each other highly and Alphonse traveled with her to learn alkahestry and the sciences of countries to the east of Xing. The two also know martial arts and Alphonse can still perform alchemy without a circle. It is also implied that she returned for the new Elric family photo although whether she has permanently moved to Amestris is unknown. With her clan under Ling’s protection though, she likely would not have any worries.

Denny Brosh x Maria Ross

Denny clearly cares for her and she seems to know this.

Jean Havoc x Rebecca Catalina

Both often complain to their friends that they do not have a date and are practically made for each other.

Sig Curtis x Izumi

Plenty of sex appeal and honestly a really cute married couple. Despite their looks they are actually around the same age.

Hamtaro (AKA how I got the nickname Hamsterboy.):

Hamtaro x Bijou

Pretty one-sided but certain episodes and games push it towards canon. Not to mention Hamtaro is still young so he can still mature.

Sandy x Maxwell

Basically the original sporty girl x nerdy boy. They admit to have mutual crushes early on. Pretty much canon by the end of the series.

Oxnard x Pepper Never really got to see much of her before the English version was cancelled but she is cute and they get married in the last episode. Oxnard is extra adorable.

My Hero Academia (One of the few ones I’ve read the manga for so far. I will be using the manga/romanji spelling of names in case the extra ‘u’s confuse you.):

Izuku Midoriya x Ochako Uraraka (Yes, I spell Ochako with a k instead of a c.)

They have mutual crushes on each other and are very good friends. Have fought together before and complement each other well. They bring out the best in each other and have taken a few habits from each other. If they ever get married, her name could easily be seen as ‘green tea’ which is extra cute. They also have some sexual tension due to her suit not leaving a whole lot to the imagination and him having shown off how strong he can be. That said, they are teens going through puberty so ‘that’ aspect won’t be involved for a long time.

Denki Kaminari x Kyouka Jirou

Similar taste in clothes, music, etc. (Although she is more punk to his rock.) Their quirks are great complements to each other and she has taught him how to play guitar too after he told her how cool her hobbies were. She is both annoyed and flustered by him yet finds him to be humorous at times at well. Possible band names include Jamming Wave and Thunder & Lightning. They also both have streaks in their hair relating to their quirks.

Eijirou Kirishima x Mina Ashido

It has been revealed that they went to the same middle school where she was very popular and he was a nobody. Mina has become one of Eijirou’s inspirations while he still tries to figure out who he wants himself to be. She is very supportive of this and agrees to keep their previous friendship a secret, commenting that the gel in his hair forming horns makes them ‘horn buddies’. Besides their past, they are also shown to be good friends in the present as well. Their quirks are complementary and their hero names both relate to colors. More scenes need to be seen but the ship is fairly cute regardless.

Naruto (Most of the canon ships actually make sense. That said, I’m watching the dub, so I am behind by about three years at least...):

Naruto x Hinata

Hinata has loved him for forever due to his refusal to give up despite his suffering. Naruto has also defended Hinata numerous times and complimented her as well. While his realizing he loved her back was an ass-pull, (Her memories mixed with his own and he realized how much he meant to her and how much he might have unknowingly liked her back.) it is still cute.

Sasuke x Sakura

Despite her getting in the way of his goals, Sasuke has mentioned a number of times that she is one of few things precious to him. (Him being unable to save her as well as his losses to Naruto and his own brother is what prompted him to join the Sound Four/Five as he wanted more power.) Sakura herself has devoted years of her life to him as well. Sasuke has been shown to respect her as she is both intelligent and can be very skilled at times.

Shikamaru x Temari

Both were attempting to stall out their opponent while thinking of strategies. The two have annoyed each other in the past yet it is fairly obvious there is tension between them of the romantic type. Not only that but rumors were spread about the two since he was always her escort to Konoha.

RWBY (It is an anime.):

Jaune Arc x Pyrrha Nikos

Jaune treated her as a normal person which is part of why she fell for him. In return, she’s always guided him and he still respects her memory.

Blake Belladonna x Sun Wukong

A lot of tension is between them between their differences and blatant flirting. It is very obvious that they are close to dating. Sun was the first to figure out her identity and still treats her the same regardless. Their semblances are similar too.

Lie Ren x Nora Valkyrie

They have been together since Kuroyuri (Black Lily) was attacked. He is basically a lazy ninja while she is a hyperactive girl who can lift five times her own weight. They are now implied to be together, together.

Ruby Rose x Oscar Pine

Both are younger than the rest of the cast and have very unique abilities. Oscar has been shown to blush around her while she is nervous to talk to him since he is also technically the next reincarnation of her former teacher. Regardless, mentally, he is a bit younger than her. They have plant themes as well.

Glynda Goodwitch x James Ironwood

They are implied to have had a history together yet as volume two went on, they became close again. The two would talk at night and shared a dance. In volume three, they were late to meet with Ozpin, Qrow, and Pyrrha while also fixing up their attire slightly. I see this as evidence that they may have spent some ‘quality time’ together beforehand. They do have plenty of sex appeal.

Ghira Belladonna x Kali

Again, a really cute married couple with a lot of sex appeal.

Steins;Gate:

Okabe Rintarou x Makise Kurisu

While she can’t stand his chuunibyou acts, she can find it amusing at times and has even joined in on occasion. In truth, she is quite the nerd herself although she would never admit it. Despite her being a tsundere to him, they do realize that they do share a lot of theories and debate often. They also make up for each other’s flaws and are willing to sacrifice themselves for each other.

CARTOONS (I’m only going to list one that is extremely popular and comparable to anime since if I included western media this list would go on forever.)

Avatar:

Aang x Katara

Really nice slow burn that added some interesting themes in the series. The comics kinda suck at representing their relationship but we hear more about it in Korra.

Zuko x Mai

What’s better than two angsty teens? Two angsty teens who are in love and make each other smile. Seriously, they have the best moments. Also kinda implied to have had sex at one point since there’s a cut away and then a scene later Zuko has messed up hair.

Sokka x Suki

Had a few meet-cute moments and then really cute couple moments after. Also implied to have had sex since Sokka invites her to his tent in one scene.

Mako x Korra x Asami

The one OT3/Poly ship on here but for good reason since the ending of the show was sorta dissappointing. All three are shown to care about each other deeply. Asami said she would always have feelings for Mako and Korra said she would always love him. He reciprocated to both of them and was honestly a good boyfriend. The reason Asami broke it off in Book 1 is because Mako was concerned for Korra while he still loved both of them. Mako broke up with Korra in Book 2 because she wouldn’t listen to reason and was hot-headed the entire time, picking sides and fights. Afterward, Asami dated him again, then Korra got amnesia and thought they were still dating. Mako still loves them both and doesn’t want to break either’s heart which is why he lies to Korra which ends up hurting Asami. He loves them both so much so when it’s implied Korra and Asami start a relationship, it just makes sense that he should be included so no one is hurt. Otherwise, everyone is just screwed over by the writing.

GAMES (Going to be a long one here.)

Kingdom Hearts:

Sora x Kairi

They clearly care for each other and are hinted to have mutual crushes. So much so that their Nobodies bond too.

Roxas x Namine/Xion

Roxas is the Nobody of Sora but Namine and Xion are both Nobodies too. I pick Namine over Xion for a few reasons. Namine is Kairi’s Nobody and would be the obvious choice and it is shown through their few interactions that they do have similar feelings to their counterparts. Xion has a lot more interaction with Roxas but she is technically a manufactured Nobody similar to the Rikuplica and is the representation of Sora’s memories of Kairi. I’m honestly unsure if that counts as them being related or not.

Mario:

Mario x Peach

Obviously they care for each other although they have never really kissed on screen or anything overly romantic.

Luigi x Daisy

Same as above but a lot of chemistry is shown in the sports and party games. There is even a giant golden statue of them dancing.

Peach x Bowser

The only crackship on this list and it’s mainly due to how they are in the RPG games. Bowser is just really cute when he is happy.

Yoshi x Birdo

Yoshi and Birdo are both males who lay eggs and seem to really just be a genderless species. (Although Birdo does see themself as a transfemale in many games.) Weirder still is that Yoshi has a long chameleon tongue while Birdo has a large opening that acts as her mouth. Kissing must be weird for them. They are often paired up and Birdo does have a ring in some titles.

Koops x Koopie Koo

I have a soft spot for supportive girlfriends and she is the driving force behind Koops wanting to become stronger which is really cute.

Metal Gear:

Jack x Rose

She keeps him sane and both of them are now free from the Patriots and living as a family with their son. Both are movie buffs and while Rose may have changed her appearance for him, her love is genuine.

Meryl x Johnny

Despite their differences, the two do care for each other and are honest and real. Snake basically treated Meryl the same as Holly White whereas Johnny has been head over heels for her since Shadow Moses. (How he switched sides so much and survived is unknown.)

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (Surprisingly, for a VN-like game, I don’t ship any of the main characters):

Dick Gumshoe x Maggey Byrde

The one age gap on this list. Thankfully, it’s been discussed in a few games. First of all, Japan is a bit more lax on age gaps so they are a bit more common there. (The localization of the games is LA but the original is Tokyo.) Secondly, Maggey seems to have a thing for older guys since Dustin Prince, her previous boyfriend was also much older than her. (Again, it was discussed briefly.) Third, while Gumshoe may have a crush on her, he still realizes that he was the one to train her as well as was her superior and has refrained from doing much other than looking out for her wellbeing. Maggey herself seems to idolize him a bit due to him never giving up and enjoys his cooking but has not really said whether or not she likes him back although in her last appearance she did start saying “pal” and had started to mimic other traits of his.

Will Powers x Adrien Andrews

More one-sided than the above with Will being attracted to her. That said both have a bit of sex appeal and have worked at Global Studios before. After Farewell My Turnabout, Adrien changed jobs and became more trusting towards guys while still working through some self-esteem issues. Will also has some issues as well so I imagine they could raise each other’s confidence. Another thing to note is Adrien’s failures in The Stolen Turnabout. While in the end, everything was fine, it could lead to her being fired in the future. Will seems to have plateaued in his career meanwhile. Steel Samurai was ended, he had to play the lead role of Pink Princess which soon ended after, didn’t get a role in the Nickel Samurai series, instead he had to wear a bunny costume on a short-lived exercise program. Even when the Samurai series was cancelled, he didn’t get to play any roles in the Steel Samurai stageplays. In Investigations too, he gets to play the lead monster in a movie but the suit has a lot of issues and after the murder is solved he is blamed for it accidentally. Frankly, Will needs a new manager and Adrien seems to be the best fit.

Pokémon:

Dragonite x Goodra

These lines compliment each other too well. Dratini live in or near water and Goomy needs to stay hydrated. Dragonair can even affect the weather. Not to mention they both have goofy and cute final evolutions. They are just perfect for each other.

Nidoking x Nidoqueen

They were literally made for each other.

Sonic the Hedgehog:

Sonic the Hedgehog x Amy Rose

Both are hedgehogs and Amy is head over heels for him. She has done everything in her power to keep up with him. She boxercises, runs often, uses an over-sized hammer, and has helped defeat Dr. Eggman many times. Sonic acknowledges all of this but still keeps his distance. It’s heavily implied that Sonic just isn’t that good with relationships and is just being shy while also trying to protect Amy from becoming a target. He is grateful that she has stopped being too clingy and has started to truly think of her as a close friend if not more. In Sonic Unleashed, he can agree to go on a date at the end but it is prevented due to the events of Sonic and the Black Knight.

Silver the Hedgehog x Blaze the Cat

Despite being very different from each other and the main cast, these two just seem inseparable. In the timeline of 06’s bad future, Blaze somehow met Silver (likely using the Sol Emeralds or via some sort of Genesis Wave phenomenon) and decided to help him save his world, growing close in the process. Over time, the two bonded to the point where Silver couldn’t let her go, forcing her to sacrifice herself in that timeline. In the new timeline, the two never met until meeting in Sonic Colors DS where they feel as though they know each other and begin to hang out from then on. In various media, the two are often hinted to like each other or be in a relationship. Whether or not they would stay in the Sol Zone or Silver’s Future is unknown.

Knuckles the Echidna x Rouge the Bat (Shadow is an ageless half-alien mutant who is aroace. At most he is like a sibling to Rouge.)

Knuckles and Rouge are often shown together in media as an odd-couple-like duo. Originally, Rouge was meant to be a foil to Knuckles. Whereas Rouge is carefree and does things for herself, Knuckles tends to be serious and do things for everyone. This creates a unique relationship when Rouge is constantly either trying to steal the Emeralds or just hanging out with him. At this point it would seem that Rouge has acknowledged the Emeralds true worth and simply does it to mess with him. Either way, there is a mutual attraction each feels conflicted about due to their roles.

Star Fox:

Fox McCloud x Krystal

While her origin story seems to have fallen off the face of the Lylat System, she is still an important part of the Star Fox universe as she is one of Fox’s main motivations in his actions. Not only did Fox help save her and recruited her as a member of his team, after the Aparoid invasion he sent her away because he didn’t want to lose her. Krystal had mixed feelings about this due to the poor explanation and wanted to prove to him that she could defend herself by joining Star Wolf temporarily. Fox, knowing that he could only be with her if they either remained as mercenaries or retired agreed to the latter with the two settling down together and having a child.

Falco Lombardi x Katt Monroe

The two have apparently known each other since kindergarten and have been through a lot both together and separately. Falco once lead Free-As-A-Bird, a gang Katt and a few others were part of. In their travels, Falco slowly became sick overtime of Katt’s constant flirting and getting into dangerous situations he had to bail her out of. Eventually he blew up in her face before leaving to join Star Fox as their ace pilot. Katt eventually would meet up again with him during the Lylat Wars, helping the team with a stolen ship she had claimed for herself. Later, she would send him a distress signal from Titania leading him to come find his former gang, now going by the name Hot Rodders attempting to sell information that was vital to Andross’s followers. With Andross’s followers defeated, Falco left her once again but told Fox to tell her to get out of the gang. Falco seems to think that Katt may be starting a romance with Cool but by the time of Command, she has presumably dyed her fur and is supporting him again, even starting Star Falco in one ending.

UnderTale:

Asgore x Toriel (Sans is too young, has mental issues, and is aroace.)

The two are complete foils who were made for each other and are quite literally soul mates. The Boss Monsters may currently have a rocky relationship but nothing will change the fact that they were crazy for each other for several centuries and are happily working together in the future. Frisk also seems to think of both of them as their parents and ships them by default. Asriel’s last wish was for Frisk to take care of them too.

Undyne x Alphys

While Undyne is a bit of a weeb due to not knowing anime was not real, Alphys is a complete otaku and is more than willing to educate her girlfriend. Undyne loves this because she thinks being smart is cool and likes to learn more about everything. She also supports Alphys because she could tell she needed the confidence. Like the Dreemurrs, they are foils and are dating by the end of the game.

RG 01 x RG 02

We may not know their names but we do know they are gay for each other. With their code being listed as BARA, it is clear that the two do end up as boyfriends. Not to mention that one requested to be with the other in the first place.

Burgerpants x Catty

Both are feline teens who are a bit messed up in the head. Burgerpants has crushes on both Bratty and Catty. While Bratty thinks he’s a mess, Catty thinks he is kind of cute in a weird way, showing she reciprocates to a extent. She is content with having a meet up set up in a side event.

Dogamy x Dogaressa

Pure married couple fluff.

Xenoblade Chronicles:

Shulk x Fiora

The two are childhood friends and are practically already dating by the start of the game and by the end, Shulk rewrites the system to give everyone including himself and his friends a happy ending. In a side story, it is implied he helped revert Fiora’s body to being normal.

Zero Escape:

Junpei Tenmyouji x Akane Kurishiki

The two were childhood friends until she moved away. From there she was kidnapped and forced into an experiment where she somehow linked with the mind of Junpei nine years in the future. To prevent a paradox, she was forced to make Junpei follow the same actions she saw although it is very clear they both still cared for each other even as adults. In Virtue’s Last Reward the two are reunited after decades apart but the planning Akane has been forced to do has changed her so much Junpei admits that they are too different now. Even then they still love each other though they are still afraid to admit it. In the final game, Junpei finally tracked her down with the plan of helping her with whatever she was planning and wanting to marry her. It is implied they are planning their wedding.

Sigma Klim x Diana

Technically they have four children. Delta, Phi, Kyle, and Luna. Sigma wasn’t part of the event that started VLR but met her after only for her to die on the moon. In the final game, they meet in the events leading to VLR, fall in love, and prevent that bad ending from happening in the first place.

[hamsterboy3]

My ship list

This is something I’ve wanted to make for a while now and finally got around to making.

Note: These are the major ships I support from various fandom heavy series. I like them enough that I would enjoy reading/writing fanfiction of them and/or RPing them on sites such as Shamchat or Rolechat. If a canon ship is not on here, it is simply because I either didn’t ship it 100% or because the series they are from is not all that popular compared to other media. I will also not be listing any ships from books or western cartoons due to the sheer amount of them. This list would be ten times longer if I did.

Do feel free to PM me about ships. I would be happy to explain further or discuss other ships not on this list.

You can also PM me if you are interested in an RP or Fanfiction collab.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING INCLUDES MAJOR SPOILERS OF VARYING DEGREES. IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE SPOILED, DO NOT READ AHEAD.

ANIME/MANGA/VNs

Danganronpa:

Makoto Naegi x Kyoko Kirigiri

Canon by the end of the series and it was confirmed in several instances that Makoto stopped crushing on Sayaka and moved onto Kyoko during their school life before The Tragedy. They have constantly supported each other. I doubt Jin Kirigiri would have been opposed since Makoto is so positive and caring.

Hajime Hinata x Chiaki Nanami

They were very close before Hajime’s semi-involuntary brainwashing and she thought of him as she died. Hajime still holds her dear to his heart even after the events of the series. For all we know, Hajime could use his God-like abilities somehow similar to how the Neo World Program recreated her image.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu x Peko Pekoyama

The first two characters to basically admit they like/love each other before being split apart. Since memories are carried over from the Neo World Program to the real world, Peko would likely remember their confessions. It’s possible they started a new life together on Jabberwock Island after the events of the series.

Akane Owari x Nekomaru Nidai

They interact quite a lot while training/fighting, tease each other a bit, have plenty of sex appeal, and have complementary abilities. Lots of material supports the ship as well.

Shuichi Saihara x Kaede Akamatsu

The game pretty much makes it semi-canon in chapter one. Their hotel scene outright confirms it as Kaede sees Shuichi as himself.

Kaito Momota x Maki Harukawa

Kaito managed to defrost a tsundere which is an accomplishment. The fact that he isn’t the slightest bit disturbed by her occupation and has actually asked more about her background shows he cares. It is outright said that Maki has fallen for him as well.

Fullmetal Alchemist:

Edward Elric x Winry Rockbell

Childhood/Teen fluff that lead to a pure and happy marriage is always a plus. Well written too. They get flustered about each other and always help each other whenever they can.

Roy Mustang x Riza Hawkeye

These two have known each other for years as Roy studied under Riza’s father until his death. Afterward, Roy was entrusted with both Riza and alchemical knowledge that could control fire. Since then, both fought in the Ishvalan Civil War and have remained at each other’s side. Whenever one is seriously harmed or in danger, the other worries. They have played on the fact people are unsure of a secret relationship between them. If the fraternization laws were changed, it’s possible they may risk a relationship.

Ling Yao x Lan Fan

A prince/emperor and his most trusted bodyguard/shadow. A very similar relationship to the one above. Ling would have to change the requirement of him bedding women of each clan before taking her as his empress. Their relationship isn’t as openly seen as the above one but it can be assumed their feelings for each other are still very strong.

Alphonse Elric x Mei Chang

The two respect each other highly and Alphonse traveled with her to learn alkahestry and the sciences of countries to the east of Xing. The two also know martial arts and Alphonse can still perform alchemy without a circle. It is also implied that she returned for the new Elric family photo although whether she has permanently moved to Amestris is unknown. With her clan under Ling’s protection though, she likely would not have any worries.

Denny Brosh x Maria Ross

Denny clearly cares for her and she seems to know this.

Jean Havoc x Rebecca Catalina

Both often complain to their friends that they do not have a date and are practically made for each other.

Sig Curtis x Izumi

Plenty of sex appeal and honestly a really cute married couple. Despite their looks they are actually around the same age.

Hamtaro (AKA how I got the nickname Hamsterboy.):

Hamtaro x Bijou

Pretty one-sided but certain episodes and games push it towards canon. Not to mention Hamtaro is still young so he can still mature.

Sandy x Maxwell

Basically the original sporty girl x nerdy boy. They admit to have mutual crushes early on. Pretty much canon by the end of the series.

Oxnard x Pepper Never really got to see much of her before the English version was cancelled but she is cute and they get married in the last episode. Oxnard is extra adorable.

My Hero Academia (One of the few ones I’ve read the manga for so far. I will be using the manga/romanji spelling of names in case the extra ‘u’s confuse you.):

Izuku Midoriya x Ochako Uraraka (Yes, I spell Ochako with a k instead of a c.)

They have mutual crushes on each other and are very good friends. Have fought together before and complement each other well. They bring out the best in each other and have taken a few habits from each other. If they ever get married, her name could easily be seen as ‘green tea’ which is extra cute. They also have some sexual tension due to her suit not leaving a whole lot to the imagination and him having shown off how strong he can be. That said, they are teens going through puberty so ‘that’ aspect won’t be involved for a long time.

Denki Kaminari x Kyouka Jirou

Similar taste in clothes, music, etc. (Although she is more punk to his rock.) Their quirks are great complements to each other and she has taught him how to play guitar too after he told her how cool her hobbies were. She is both annoyed and flustered by him yet finds him to be humorous at times at well. Possible band names include Jamming Wave and Thunder & Lightning. They also both have streaks in their hair relating to their quirks.

Eijirou Kirishima x Mina Ashido

It has been revealed that they went to the same middle school where she was very popular and he was a nobody. Mina has become one of Eijirou’s inspirations while he still tries to figure out who he wants himself to be. She is very supportive of this and agrees to keep their previous friendship a secret, commenting that the gel in his hair forming horns makes them ‘horn buddies’. Besides their past, they are also shown to be good friends in the present as well. Their quirks are complementary and their hero names both relate to colors. More scenes need to be seen but the ship is fairly cute regardless.

Naruto (Most of the canon ships actually make sense. That said, I’m watching the dub, so I am behind by about three years at least...):

Naruto x Hinata

Hinata has loved him for forever due to his refusal to give up despite his suffering. Naruto has also defended Hinata numerous times and complimented her as well. While his realizing he loved her back was an ass-pull, (Her memories mixed with his own and he realized how much he meant to her and how much he might have unknowingly liked her back.) it is still cute.

Sasuke x Sakura

Despite her getting in the way of his goals, Sasuke has mentioned a number of times that she is one of few things precious to him. (Him being unable to save her as well as his losses to Naruto and his own brother is what prompted him to join the Sound Four/Five as he wanted more power.) Sakura herself has devoted years of her life to him as well. Sasuke has been shown to respect her as she is both intelligent and can be very skilled at times.

Shikamaru x Temari

Both were attempting to stall out their opponent while thinking of strategies. The two have annoyed each other in the past yet it is fairly obvious there is tension between them of the romantic type. Not only that but rumors were spread about the two since he was always her escort to Konoha.

RWBY (It is an anime.):

Jaune Arc x Pyrrha Nikos

Jaune treated her as a normal person which is part of why she fell for him. In return, she’s always guided him and he still respects her memory.

Blake Belladonna x Sun Wukong

A lot of tension is between them between their differences and blatant flirting. It is very obvious that they are close to dating. Sun was the first to figure out her identity and still treats her the same regardless. Their semblances are similar too.

Lie Ren x Nora Valkyrie

They have been together since Kuroyuri (Black Lily) was attacked. He is basically a lazy ninja while she is a hyperactive girl who can lift five times her own weight. They are now implied to be together, together.

Ruby Rose x Oscar Pine

Both are younger than the rest of the cast and have very unique abilities. Oscar has been shown to blush around her while she is nervous to talk to him since he is also technically the next reincarnation of her former teacher. Regardless, mentally, he is a bit younger than her. They have plant themes as well.

Glynda Goodwitch x James Ironwood

They are implied to have had a history together yet as volume two went on, they became close again. The two would talk at night and shared a dance. In volume three, they were late to meet with Ozpin, Qrow, and Pyrrha while also fixing up their attire slightly. I see this as evidence that they may have spent some ‘quality time’ together beforehand. They do have plenty of sex appeal.

Ghira Belladonna x Kali

Again, a really cute married couple with a lot of sex appeal.

Steins;Gate:

Okabe Rintarou x Makise Kurisu

While she can’t stand his chuunibyou acts, she can find it amusing at times and has even joined in on occasion. In truth, she is quite the nerd herself although she would never admit it. Despite her being a tsundere to him, they do realize that they do share a lot of theories and debate often. They also make up for each other’s flaws and are willing to sacrifice themselves for each other.

CARTOONS (I’m only going to list one that is extremely popular and comparable to anime since if I included western media this list would go on forever.)

Avatar:

Aang x Katara

Really nice slow burn that added some interesting themes in the series. The comics kinda suck at representing their relationship but we hear more about it in Korra.

Zuko x Mai

What’s better than two angsty teens? Two angsty teens who are in love and make each other smile. Seriously, they have the best moments. Also kinda implied to have had sex at one point since there’s a cut away and then a scene later Zuko has messed up hair.

Sokka x Suki

Had a few meet-cute moments and then really cute couple moments after. Also implied to have had sex since Sokka invites her to his tent in one scene.

Mako x Korra x Asami

The one OT3/Poly ship on here but for good reason since the ending of the show was sorta dissappointing. All three are shown to care about each other deeply. Asami said she would always have feelings for Mako and Korra said she would always love him. He reciprocated to both of them and was honestly a good boyfriend. The reason Asami broke it off in Book 1 is because Mako was concerned for Korra while he still loved both of them. Mako broke up with Korra in Book 2 because she wouldn’t listen to reason and was hot-headed the entire time, picking sides and fights. Afterward, Asami dated him again, then Korra got amnesia and thought they were still dating. Mako still loves them both and doesn’t want to break either’s heart which is why he lies to Korra which ends up hurting Asami. He loves them both so much so when it’s implied Korra and Asami start a relationship, it just makes sense that he should be included so no one is hurt. Otherwise, everyone is just screwed over by the writing.

GAMES (Going to be a long one here.)

Kingdom Hearts:

Sora x Kairi

They clearly care for each other and are hinted to have mutual crushes. So much so that their Nobodies bond too.

Roxas x Namine/Xion

Roxas is the Nobody of Sora but Namine and Xion are both Nobodies too. I pick Namine over Xion for a few reasons. Namine is Kairi’s Nobody and would be the obvious choice and it is shown through their few interactions that they do have similar feelings to their counterparts. Xion has a lot more interaction with Roxas but she is technically a manufactured Nobody similar to the Rikuplica and is the representation of Sora’s memories of Kairi. I’m honestly unsure if that counts as them being related or not.

Mario:

Mario x Peach

Obviously they care for each other although they have never really kissed on screen or anything overly romantic.

Luigi x Daisy

Same as above but a lot of chemistry is shown in the sports and party games. There is even a giant golden statue of them dancing.

Peach x Bowser

The only crackship on this list and it’s mainly due to how they are in the RPG games. Bowser is just really cute when he is happy.

Yoshi x Birdo

Yoshi and Birdo are both males who lay eggs and seem to really just be a genderless species. (Although Birdo does see themself as a transfemale in many games.) Weirder still is that Yoshi has a long chameleon tongue while Birdo has a large opening that acts as her mouth. Kissing must be weird for them. They are often paired up and Birdo does have a ring in some titles.

Koops x Koopie Koo

I have a soft spot for supportive girlfriends and she is the driving force behind Koops wanting to become stronger which is really cute.

Metal Gear:

Jack x Rose

She keeps him sane and both of them are now free from the Patriots and living as a family with their son. Both are movie buffs and while Rose may have changed her appearance for him, her love is genuine.

Meryl x Johnny

Despite their differences, the two do care for each other and are honest and real. Snake basically treated Meryl the same as Holly White whereas Johnny has been head over heels for her since Shadow Moses. (How he switched sides so much and survived is unknown.)

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (Surprisingly, for a VN-like game, I don’t ship any of the main characters):

Dick Gumshoe x Maggey Byrde

The one age gap on this list. Thankfully, it’s been discussed in a few games. First of all, Japan is a bit more lax on age gaps so they are a bit more common there. (The localization of the games is LA but the original is Tokyo.) Secondly, Maggey seems to have a thing for older guys since Dustin Prince, her previous boyfriend was also much older than her. (Again, it was discussed briefly.) Third, while Gumshoe may have a crush on her, he still realizes that he was the one to train her as well as was her superior and has refrained from doing much other than looking out for her wellbeing. Maggey herself seems to idolize him a bit due to him never giving up and enjoys his cooking but has not really said whether or not she likes him back although in her last appearance she did start saying “pal” and had started to mimic other traits of his.

Will Powers x Adrien Andrews

More one-sided than the above with Will being attracted to her. That said both have a bit of sex appeal and have worked at Global Studios before. After Farewell My Turnabout, Adrien changed jobs and became more trusting towards guys while still working through some self-esteem issues. Will also has some issues as well so I imagine they could raise each other’s confidence. Another thing to note is Adrien’s failures in The Stolen Turnabout. While in the end, everything was fine, it could lead to her being fired in the future. Will seems to have plateaued in his career meanwhile. Steel Samurai was ended, he had to play the lead role of Pink Princess which soon ended after, didn’t get a role in the Nickel Samurai series, instead he had to wear a bunny costume on a short-lived exercise program. Even when the Samurai series was cancelled, he didn’t get to play any roles in the Steel Samurai stageplays. In Investigations too, he gets to play the lead monster in a movie but the suit has a lot of issues and after the murder is solved he is blamed for it accidentally. Frankly, Will needs a new manager and Adrien seems to be the best fit.

Pokémon:

Dragonite x Goodra

These lines compliment each other too well. Dratini live in or near water and Goomy needs to stay hydrated. Dragonair can even affect the weather. Not to mention they both have goofy and cute final evolutions. They are just perfect for each other.

Nidoking x Nidoqueen

They were literally made for each other.

Sonic the Hedgehog:

Sonic the Hedgehog x Amy Rose

Both are hedgehogs and Amy is head over heels for him. She has done everything in her power to keep up with him. She boxercises, runs often, uses an over-sized hammer, and has helped defeat Dr. Eggman many times. Sonic acknowledges all of this but still keeps his distance. It’s heavily implied that Sonic just isn’t that good with relationships and is just being shy while also trying to protect Amy from becoming a target. He is grateful that she has stopped being too clingy and has started to truly think of her as a close friend if not more. In Sonic Unleashed, he can agree to go on a date at the end but it is prevented due to the events of Sonic and the Black Knight.

Silver the Hedgehog x Blaze the Cat

Despite being very different from each other and the main cast, these two just seem inseparable. In the timeline of 06’s bad future, Blaze somehow met Silver (likely using the Sol Emeralds or via some sort of Genesis Wave phenomenon) and decided to help him save his world, growing close in the process. Over time, the two bonded to the point where Silver couldn’t let her go, forcing her to sacrifice herself in that timeline. In the new timeline, the two never met until meeting in Sonic Colors DS where they feel as though they know each other and begin to hang out from then on. In various media, the two are often hinted to like each other or be in a relationship. Whether or not they would stay in the Sol Zone or Silver’s Future is unknown.

Knuckles the Echidna x Rouge the Bat (Shadow is an ageless half-alien mutant who is aroace. At most he is like a sibling to Rouge.)

Knuckles and Rouge are often shown together in media as an odd-couple-like duo. Originally, Rouge was meant to be a foil to Knuckles. Whereas Rouge is carefree and does things for herself, Knuckles tends to be serious and do things for everyone. This creates a unique relationship when Rouge is constantly either trying to steal the Emeralds or just hanging out with him. At this point it would seem that Rouge has acknowledged the Emeralds true worth and simply does it to mess with him. Either way, there is a mutual attraction each feels conflicted about due to their roles.

Star Fox:

Fox McCloud x Krystal

While her origin story seems to have fallen off the face of the Lylat System, she is still an important part of the Star Fox universe as she is one of Fox’s main motivations in his actions. Not only did Fox help save her and recruited her as a member of his team, after the Aparoid invasion he sent her away because he didn’t want to lose her. Krystal had mixed feelings about this due to the poor explanation and wanted to prove to him that she could defend herself by joining Star Wolf temporarily. Fox, knowing that he could only be with her if they either remained as mercenaries or retired agreed to the latter with the two settling down together and having a child.

Falco Lombardi x Katt Monroe

The two have apparently known each other since kindergarten and have been through a lot both together and separately. Falco once lead Free-As-A-Bird, a gang Katt and a few others were part of. In their travels, Falco slowly became sick overtime of Katt’s constant flirting and getting into dangerous situations he had to bail her out of. Eventually he blew up in her face before leaving to join Star Fox as their ace pilot. Katt eventually would meet up again with him during the Lylat Wars, helping the team with a stolen ship she had claimed for herself. Later, she would send him a distress signal from Titania leading him to come find his former gang, now going by the name Hot Rodders attempting to sell information that was vital to Andross’s followers. With Andross’s followers defeated, Falco left her once again but told Fox to tell her to get out of the gang. Falco seems to think that Katt may be starting a romance with Cool but by the time of Command, she has presumably dyed her fur and is supporting him again, even starting Star Falco in one ending.

UnderTale:

Asgore x Toriel (Sans is too young, has mental issues, and is aroace.)

The two are complete foils who were made for each other and are quite literally soul mates. The Boss Monsters may currently have a rocky relationship but nothing will change the fact that they were crazy for each other for several centuries and are happily working together in the future. Frisk also seems to think of both of them as their parents and ships them by default. Asriel’s last wish was for Frisk to take care of them too.

Undyne x Alphys

While Undyne is a bit of a weeb due to not knowing anime was not real, Alphys is a complete otaku and is more than willing to educate her girlfriend. Undyne loves this because she thinks being smart is cool and likes to learn more about everything. She also supports Alphys because she could tell she needed the confidence. Like the Dreemurrs, they are foils and are dating by the end of the game.

RG 01 x RG 02

We may not know their names but we do know they are gay for each other. With their code being listed as BARA, it is clear that the two do end up as boyfriends. Not to mention that one requested to be with the other in the first place.

Burgerpants x Catty

Both are feline teens who are a bit messed up in the head. Burgerpants has crushes on both Bratty and Catty. While Bratty thinks he’s a mess, Catty thinks he is kind of cute in a weird way, showing she reciprocates to a extent. She is content with having a meet up set up in a side event.

Dogamy x Dogaressa

Pure married couple fluff.

Xenoblade Chronicles:

Shulk x Fiora

The two are childhood friends and are practically already dating by the start of the game and by the end, Shulk rewrites the system to give everyone including himself and his friends a happy ending. In a side story, it is implied he helped revert Fiora’s body to being normal.

Zero Escape:

Junpei Tenmyouji x Akane Kurishiki

The two were childhood friends until she moved away. From there she was kidnapped and forced into an experiment where she somehow linked with the mind of Junpei nine years in the future. To prevent a paradox, she was forced to make Junpei follow the same actions she saw although it is very clear they both still cared for each other even as adults. In Virtue’s Last Reward the two are reunited after decades apart but the planning Akane has been forced to do has changed her so much Junpei admits that they are too different now. Even then they still love each other though they are still afraid to admit it. In the final game, Junpei finally tracked her down with the plan of helping her with whatever she was planning and wanting to marry her. It is implied they are planning their wedding.

Sigma Klim x Diana

Technically they have four children. Delta, Phi, Kyle, and Luna. Sigma wasn’t part of the event that started VLR but met her after only for her to die on the moon. In the final game, they meet in the events leading to VLR, fall in love, and prevent that bad ending from happening in the first place.

[hamsterboy3]

In response to the hamsterboy callout post...

(I did try to reblog it but tumblr is bugging out so I’m forced to reply like this.)

Okay... So I read through this and have to point out some things.

1. Anyone can send in anon-hate. Are you seriously suggesting that I personally send in anon-hate to every single person I dislike?

I don’t even have enough time to answer my OWN anon-hate. (My inbox has 200+ asks and a fraction of that is hate or trolls.)

Have you considered the possibility that it may just be people with similar opinions? Lots of people share my opinions on things and I’ve actually been impersonated twice (that I know of).

I’m not petty enough to send in hate. The only people I send asks are my mutuals or cool people I follow. Even then, it isn’t very often. I just don’t have the time. (I’m doing this close to midnight since I’m just now getting around to catching up on social media.)

2. I’m not ableist at all... I only made maybe, three or four comments and they weren’t even THAT derogatory. In bad taste maybe, but I never meant anyone any real harm with those comments. ESPECIALLY to those affected by those conditions. I’m one of the most PC people I know IRL. (Hell, I’ve defended LGBT+ friends and mutuals in the past and have butted heads with a lot of phobic people.) Not to mention some of my best friends IRL as well as a few family members have various conditions and I treat them as equals. It isn’t like I use those types of comments ALL the time. In fact, most of the time I just use stuff like “dumb” or “moron”. Technically, those are also slurs but literally no one treats them like slurs because they are such common words. I also called people stupid because they were blatantly ignoring the facts I was posting. (You can ignore criticism but you shouldn’t ignore ALL of it.) Honestly, for you to pick out a few instances out of hundreds of posts and debates, I have to declare you a sjw. Well, actually you proved yourself to be one with the following topic.

3. Yaoi is bad.

Yaoi, by definition, is a genre about homosexual BOYS aimed at and usually written by GIRLS. If you do not see the issue with that, then you have a problem.

You need to look up what Bara is because that is at least written by homosexual males for homosexual males. But sure, fetishize an entire group(s) of the LGBT+ community.

You can’t support yaoi if you are trying to be PC...

4. I don’t have accounts on porn sites. Not only that but if I did, I’d probably just use my own username. If that person claimed to be me, they are lying. Also, Piixie literally commented about my comment on the Asgoriel server and joked “This is why you don’t art at night.” and we laughed. Like, my comment wasn’t even hateful. I was joking that for a panel she didn’t give Toriel a chin and she AGREED with me.

Again, I’ve been impersonated before. This is not the first time this shit has happened.

If I forgot to mention anything, I’m sorry. It’s super late at night and I don’t have the time to look through a ton of slander right now.

Some things are true but a lot of your claims are false.

Tl;dr,

I have a few spiteful fans who probably sent that stuff or it was someone impersonating me. I have no fucking clue. It wouldn’t be difficult at all to copy and paste the evidence links I’ve used in countless debates. (Especially the ones with a lot of notes.) Also, it’s not like it would be hard to act like me since I have several writing quirks that can be copied.

I have zero time to do that stuff. The most I do is comment and that is a public thing that shows your username. Even then, I try to avoid having gross stuff on my dash in the first place.

Side Note: Just saw that other post. I’m guessing that was pixiv or something similar due to a thing someone on the Discord showed me. I can’t even read Japanese at all (as much as I would like to be able to) and that site is honestly annoying to navigate.

[asgoriel-stuff]

✿⭐️ASGORIEL WEEK!!⭐️✿

HELLO AGAIN, IT’S TIME !

✿ When? April 16th through April 22th !!! ✿ Where? This blog!! ✿ What is it? An event for creators of all sorts to show their appreciation for this fantastic pairing with prompts for each day that creators can align to if they would like. Or y'know, you can just make some Asgoriel art. You can participate no matter what kind of art you do : fanfics, drawings, music/remix, sprites, aesthetics … everyone is welcome !  ✿ How can I participate? There are two ways to participate in the event!! You can either: ⭐️Mention us together (@asgoriel-stuff) or either of us individually (@kanaking or @georgetheblob) so that we can track down your post. AND/OR ⭐️Tag your post another asgoriel week so that we can track it down that way. The reason it isn’t just “asgoriel week” is because, well, there have been other Asgoriel weeks and we need to be able to find posts made for OUR Asgoriel Week. ✿ Rules? Keep it SFW and respectful to others, please. And try to not make it suggestive or anything, I’m french and I might not understand that it’s a joke so I won’t reblog it.

⭐️PROMPTS⭐️ This time it will be themed on the “S” letter :D 

✨DAY ONE: SPORTS  (◕▽◕✿) Those lovely goats needs to do some sport to stay in shape!

✨DAY TWO: STARS (◕ ꒳ ◕✿) If cows looks the trains, why goats can’t look up and admire the space and the stars ? Stargazing together, angst about not seeing the sky again ? Make us dreem!

✨DAY THREE: SLEEP (´ ꒳ ` ✿) A healthty goat eat well and sleep well too. Show us what you can do!

✨DAY FOUR: SPELLS (◠‿◠✿) Those two know how to use magic! Doing magic to impress the other, or just those two doing magic together ? It’s up to you !

✨DAY FIVE: SEASONS (◕∇◕✿) Spring, under the Sunny Summer, maybe playing in the Snow … I got nothing for the last season with an “S” but you get what I’m saying xD.

✨DAY SIX: SEDUCTION  (◕ᴗ◕✿) OKAY CALM DOWN, The idea behind that is flirt but it wouldn’t fit the “S” theme xD. Make them flirt together, or maybe just one flirting with the other ? Who knows?

✨DAY SEVEN : FREE  (◕ᴗ◕✿)  Be free and let your imagination go wild :D ! … Yeah that one is totally out of the “S” theme … but what do you want ? xD

Remember this event is for fun, you shouldn’t force yourself ! I hope you will all have fun and I can’t wait for your creations !!! <3 Flower  （✿ ͡◕ ᴗ◕)つ━━✫・*。

[hamsterboy3]

Tagged by @psi-j. (The amazing artist who did the propic for my Undertale blog.)

RULES: bold the statements that apply to you, italicize your aspirations, then tag nine people.

AIR:

I have small hands • I love the night sky • I watch small animals and birds when I pass them by • I drink herbal tea • I wake to see dawn • The smell of dust is comforting • I’m valued for being wise • I prefer books to music • I meditate • I find joy in learning new truths from the world around me

FIRE:

I don’t have straight hair • I like to wear ripped jeans and overalls • I play an organized sport • I love dogs • I am not afraid of adventure • I love to talk to strangers • I always try new foods • I enjoy road trips • Summer is my favorite season • My radio is always playing

WATER:

I wear bracelets on my wrists • I love the bustle of the city • I have more than one set of piercings • I read poetry • I love the sound of a thunderstorm • I want to travel the world • I sleep past midday most days • I love dimly lit diners and fluorescent signs • I rewatch kids’ shows out of nostalgia • I see emotions in colors, not words

EARTH:

I wear glasses/contacts • I enjoy doing the laundry • I am a vegetarian or vegan • I have an excellent sense of time • My humor is very cheerful • I am a valued advisor to my friends • I believe in true love • I love the chill of mountain air • I’m always listening to music • I am highly trusted by the people in my life

AETHER:

I go without makeup in my daily life • I make my own artwork • I keep on track of my tasks and time • I always know true north • I see beauty in everything • I can always smell flowers • I smile at everyone I pass by • I always fear history repeating itself • I have recovered from a mental disorder • I can love unconditionally

If you want to do this, go ahead.

[hamsterboy3]

To anyone struggling to get past V1 Captchas...

Any V1 Captchas like this:

Now look like this:

They expired on March 31st so now no one can access sites that use them. It took me a good ten minutes or so to find a solution. To get past outdated V1, just type “V1 UNSUPPORTED” into the field and it will bypass it. 

Feel free to signal boost this.

[hamsterboy3]

I currently own 7 Tumblcoins, the future of meme currency.

Okay, tumblr, you put so much effort into this and I love it...

But there is still a lot wrong with this site...

Also, the value is fluctuating more than other cryptocurrencies...

[sgtsmushi]

I can’t believe I actually did this…. But my good friend @asriel-dreem requested me this and I have no regrets…

[hamsterboy3]

This is too good not to reblog.

[hamsterboy3]

How fast I can read...

Okay so on the 16th I finished catching up on My Hero Academia...

It's the 25th and I just finished reading the entirety of Deadman Wonderland. That's 57 chapters in less than two weeks and a lot of the time I was working to pay rent.

I read FAST. (Helps that I watched the anime a few years back but it only covered a third of the story.)

I will say that I was spoiled on a bunch of things but it was enjoyable regardless plus the ending is interesting.

A few of the emotional subplots I didn't really care for but they weren't bad either.

All in all, a good read.

[ikeadates-deactivated20210727]

[mikoshiba-kun-deactivated201806]

@roxys

[nycto-draggo]

@sweetdreemurrs

[hamsterboy3]

This is the meme that keeps on giving apparently.

(Must be Equivalent Exchange +1.)