[hanaasbananas]

I was in the neighbourhood (Adrinette)

I made your favourite (Marichat)

I just wanted to hear your voice (Ladrien)

You're important too (Ladynoir)

Can I have this dance? (Marichat, historical)

Happy birthday (Adrinette)

Did you get my letter? (Adrinette)

It's two sugars, right? (Marichat)

Go back to sleep (Ladynoir)

I'll help you study (Adrinette)

Call me when you get home (Marichat)

There's enough space for both of us (Adrinette)

It looks good on you (Adrinette)

I need you (Ladynoir)

Come here, let me fix it (Marichat)

You're warm (Adrinette)

I bought you a ticket (Ladrien)

Stay there, I'm coming to get you (Ladynoir)

I picked these for you (Marichat, historical)

It brings out your eyes (Adrinette)

One more chapter (Ladynoir, hotel room pt1)

Try some (Marichat)

Sorry I'm late (Adrinette)

Have you eaten anything today? (Ladrien)

I'll always worry about you (Ladynoir, hotel room pt2)

Stay over (Marichat)

Wanna get out of here? (Adrinette)

It's not heavy. I'm stronger than I look (Adrinette)

I saved a piece for you (Ladynoir)

There's that beautiful smile (Marichat)

No reason (Adrinette)

I believe in you (Ladynoir)

Sweet Dreams (Marichat)

It doesn't bother me (Ladrien)

Could you just hold me? (Marichat)

What do you need me to do? (Adrinette)

Here, drink this, you'll feel better (Ladynoir)

Is this okay? (Marichat)

We'll figure it out (Adrinette)

It's okay, I've got you (Ladynoir)

Wow (Adrinette)

Good luck (Ladrien)

I'll wait (Ladynoir)

I dreamt about you last night (Adrinette, historial)

Sit down, I'll get it (Marichat)

You didn't have to ask (Ladrien)

I noticed (Ladynoir, hotel room pt3)

Can you come over? (Marichat)

Can I hold your hand? (Adrinette)

I think you're beautiful (Marichat, historical)

I like your laugh (Ladynoir)

I cooked dinner (Adrinette)

I made this for you (Marichat)

Don't worry about me (Ladrien)

What do you want to watch? (Ladynoir, hotel room pt4)

I missed you (Adrinette, historical)

I brought you an umbrella (Marichat)

Do you want a hug? (Ladynoir)

Take my jacket, it's cold outside (Adrinette)

It reminded me of you (Marichat)

I'll still be here when you're ready (Ladynoir)

Close your eyes and hold out your hands (Adrinette)

You don't have to say anything (Marichat)

I'll walk you home (Adrinette)

It's okay, I bought two (Ladrien)

It can wait until tomorrow (Ladynoir, hotel room pt5)

It's on me (Marichat)

I'll pick you up from the airport (Adrinette)

It's just...you look so beautiful right now (Ladynoir, hotel room pt6)

I can't believe you chose me (Adrinette)

How was your day? (Marichat)

What are you doing up? (Ladrien)

I was just thinking about you (Ladynoir)

I saved you a seat (Adrinette)

Be careful (Marichat)

Let me fix it for you (Adrinette)

No, no it's my treat (Ladrien)

When was the last time you slept? (Marichat)

It's always been you (Ladynoir)

I did the dishes (Adrinette)

I made reservations (Ladrien)

You might like this (Marichat)

After you (Ladynoir)

Just because (Adrinette)

For you? Always (Ladynoir, historical)

Are you cold? (Marichat, historical)

You make me happy (Adrinette)

Whatever you need (Ladrien)

Take my seat (Adrinette)

Can I kiss you? (Ladynoir)

I'll see you later (Marichat)

I want you to have this (Ladrien, historical)

Stay (Marichat)

Will you marry me? (Adrinette)

Cross my heart and hope to die (Ladynoir, enemies)

I left the door open (Ladrien)

It's okay, I couldn't sleep anyway (Adrinette)

You and me, forever (Ladynoir)

I remember (Ladrien, historical)

I love you (Ladrien, Ladynoir, Marichat, Adrinette)

[socialistexan]

Harry Potter fans (derogatory)

[genderkoolaid]

as a lover of historical fiction and art about women and horny art and silly art i am so so into this premise. everyone can't stop being like "ohh his is dick made of wood too" it's magic dumbass. i am obsessed with how this sounds like an obscure medieval european folk tale. peter dinklage plays a basketmaker with the power to bring life to inanimate objects for an spinste's sexual pleasure. suspend your disbelief about his cock and have a little fun

[genderkoolaid]

and the leading lady is played by a woman whose gay man. perfect movie perhaps

[genderkoolaid]

for those who haven't seen the trailer.

[genderkoolaid]

#I assume his dick is ribbed for her pleasure and well-lacquered#like yes I assume the wicker guy who is ostentatiously 100% wicker everywhere we can see also has a wicker dick#I also assume a basket-making wizard who can make a whole-ass articulated dude out of wicker in one month#while *also* keeping up with his bill-paying day-job baskets#knows how to make a dick where none of the pokery is anywhere near the jiggery#sorry to everyone who's only seen shitty big-box store baskets that are made out of spite and neoliberalism#his dong is wicker and also perfectly fit for purpose#wicker? I hardly knew her! etc.

beautiful + true tags from @tyrannosaurus-trainwreck

[deluxe-distrait]

[socialistfremenist]

[milf--adjacent]

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

[vithcy]

MUTUAL!! THAT IMAGE IS AI GENERATED!! MUTUAL! DON'T REBLOG THAT!! IT'S AI!!MUTUAAAL!!

[assan08]

Please anyone tell me if I accidentally reblog sth ai generated! It's NEVER intentional

[rosees3ray]

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

[beatlesweatles]

Evil Shakespeare be like: MacDeath

[beatlesweatles]

[politicalprocrastinator]

I'm obsessed with fatiha el-ghorri because i love when extremely beautiful women have deeply hateful auras

[eesttm]

Taskmaster S19E01

[graaaaaayy]

don’t get why people are hating on katabasis.

‘oh it’s not up to her usual standard’

i’ve just finished it, and like what do you even mean. it ticks all the boxes-

main character is -

fucking unhinged ✅

not very likeable ✅

makes bad decisions ✅

impressively delusional ✅

plot structure that 180s everytime you think that you’re catching on ✅

‘what the fuck have i just read’ feeling that you get after finishing an r.f kuang book ✅

sharp criticism of systematic flaws and corruption ✅

9.5/10, only one note - i was robbed of an epilogue, rebecca I WANT AN EPILOGUE

[pontiuspilatesprincess]

one great thing about Katabasis is about how Alice reveals more and more mental illnesses with every successive chapter

[literarybrainrot]

Absolutely infuriating that people keep trashing on R.F. Kuang for “being pretentious” when they knowingly pick up a novel in a genre KNOWN for using academic language. Like please don’t read dark academia if you’re not prepared for references to classic lit, footnotes, or elevated language like babe those are genre staples.

[losergender]

"orpheus' map of hell was a straight line to wherever eurydice was" hey what if we all killed ourselves

[littlefoxandthearcher]

The last 25% of Katabasis…

It was masterful and beautiful and fed my soul.

[merrygoesaround]

alice law chapter 5 of katabasis