her name is dan charles

jenn. she/her. i care about bill hader on a much deeper level than you.

[serenfire]

in ghostbusters there’s a scene after the credits reblog to save a life

[moondustbeam-deactivated2016032]

i don’t like kids. 

in general, i suppose. i’m not very fond of little kids. i don’t want them. they give me headaches and i cannot deal with their antics. 

HOWEVER

you know what i do when kids talk to me? i smile. i answer them. i tell them their scribbles look really good. i open their juice boxes for them and ask to hear more about their power rangers. 

because although i may not be fond of children, i was one. i remember being a kid and how much sour adults impacted my life even today. so when a child who is screaming and crying with a runny nose walks past me, i put on my smiling face and ask them what’s wrong instead of rolling my eyes. 

because that’s what you do. you tolerate children even if you tend to dislike them. because kids are so impressionable and remember everything. i cannot bring myself to enjoy being around children. but that doesn’t mean i let them know. 

[theflyingfoxy]

I never thought of it that way…

[princeasimdiya12]

Woah.

[steakandcheeeese]

I always get the ‘I thought you hated kids’ when people see me being nice and talking to littlies and all I respond is ‘sure, I’m not a fan of kids and I’m not really planning on having any, but I’m not a complete asshole’ Don’t be a dick to kids, it’s super uncool.

[yourweeaboobs]

and if you see a baby smiling at you please for the love of fuck smile back. you smiling back allows babies to develop an awareness of their impact on other people and how their emotional expression impacts others - basically their social abilities. when you smile back, the baby’s brain registers ‘i expressed a positive emotion and this caused the other person to express that same positive emotion’. 

[taylorswifts13]

My youth. My youth is yours, trippin’ on skies, sippin’ waterfalls

[snlgifs]

[dailychrisrevans]

Chris Evans photographed by Peggy Sirota

[theironman]

Robert Downey Jr. Becomes His 20-Year-Old Self in Captain America: Civil War

[asajjventress-moved-deactivated]

good news

john boyega

[synistere]

The true star of Captain America : Civil War

[dylans-obriens]

[dykke-deactivated20120923]

[redwhiteandbluth]

[ryan-coogler-archive]

Lupita Nyong'o Gets Surprise From John Boyega

[emilyblunts]

[mjwatson]

the Dark, and the Light.

[princesconsuela]

[hanarply]

Big Hero 6: treats emotional trauma seriously, rather than brushing it off

The Good Dinosaur: assures kids that having fears and anxiety is okay but you need to control it and not have it ruin your life

Inside Out: explains emotions well enough for children's therapy offices to use it as an example

Zootopia: addresses racism in a family-friendly and easy to understand way, so much so that even adults understand it better

Frozen: teaches young girls that they don't always need a prince to save them, sometimes they can rely on their family just as much

Society: but they're just kids movies :/

[hanarply]

the signs as quotes from "the comeback kid"

aries: eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs

taurus: here's an on fire garbage can... could be a nursery

gemini: "you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair," you know, how you talk to a child

cancer: marijuana is legal in 18 or 19 states. it's insane. don't whoo if you're white. it's always been legal for us, come on sir

leo: i know you told me, but i have had a very long day, i am very small, and i have no money, so you can imagine the stress im under

virgo: "oh we have to go!! we have to go see bill!" and without looking up at her my dad goes, "why? it's not like he's gonna remember you."

libra: so my dad pulled up to the drive thru window and ordered a black coffee. the one thing no kid can every enjoy

scorpio: anyone who's seen my dick and met my parents needs to die

sagittarius: bill clinton turns, looks at my mom and says, "hey ellen!" cause he never forgets a bitch ever

capricorn: we bought a house that was built in the 20s but it was flipped in 2014, which means it's haunted but it has a lovely kitchen backsplash

aquarius: we were at lion king on broadway and there was a five year old behind us going, "look it's pumbaa! look its timon!" and my dad turned around and said, "are you going to talk the entire time?"

pisces: some people give off a vibe of.. right away, and they're like, "do not fuck with me." my vibe is more like, "hey, you could pour soup in my lap and i'll probably apologize to you!"