toasters: they're warm and cozy.

I have been doodling longer than some people have been alive and that's wow to me

[handlebarmustaches]

GUESS WHO'S BACK BITCHES!!!!!!

managed to recover my account!, though I've already moved onto a new one, if anyone would like to follow me there it's @cronchconch

I'd love to see any of y'all there! :)

[handlebarmustaches]

OKLAHOMA

[magicmike5000]

WHAT HAPPENED????? @thefunniestturtlepurple

[handlebarmustaches]

oklahoma

[handlebarmustaches]

OKLAHOMA

[handlebarmustaches]

I will be dedicating the next year to learning to draw turtle mutants if rottmnt comes back.

Please

Please

Please

Please

Please

Please

Please

Please

Please

Please

Please

Please

Please

[handlebarmustaches]

I just watched an ad go from a heartwarming story about beating cancer, and then they transitioned from that to a clip of the kid with cancer's school getting shot with the end message of "I wish we could beat this as well."

WHAT THE FUCK? Could've at least given me a warning before I saw children getting murdered, my goodness.

[handlebarmustaches]

Ok, genuine question, when people say I hardly know her after a word that ends with er, is jt because it sounds like her at the end? Like did the original phrase say fucker I hardly know her or something???

I like just realised this and I'm kind of ashamed lol

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[dukemz]

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

[gone-dw-abt-it-deactivated20260]

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

[dukemz]

Mood

[rip-paramour]

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

[teathattast]

Bagel time

[castielismyhusband2266]

I need this

[dwintu]

do it

[robinswraith]

I’m at an all time low I need this

[magnus-chase-rights]

ok sure

[soulful-guy-deactivated20251026]

no loss in trying. so here wo go

[skeleton-deactivated694225]

😌👀

[anxietyfilledvoidfrog]

Its bagel time. I believe in you bagel. 🥯

[aleijaiiiii]

Ok so.

Last time I reblogged this, I was complaining to my mum how I never got to go on walks alone. Then, she legit said to me, “well why don’t you go down to *censored*?” Which she’d never let me do before. I had three hours. In a place half an hour from home. It works.

[thatonepanperson-deactivated202]

I need all the luck i can get

[spiderways-a-vampire]

(*-*)

[literallylmm]

Uhhhh worth a try

[batpeggy21]

I doubt it will work but….

[marsieonlife]

i dont lose anything trying…

[diya-a510-deactivated20200919]

BAGEL

[marsieonlife]

again, YES?!

[marsieonlife]

OK SO I DID THIS ON THE MORNING AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED AT SCHOOL? 

TWO TESTS WERE CANCELLED!

NO HOMEWORK!!

WE HAD A BREAK OF 30 MINUTES (we normally have a break of 5-10 min)

AND MY CRUSH ASKED ME TO WORK ON A PROJECT WITH HIM!!!

I don’t know how you do it bagel, but you’re awesome!

[sleepy-sho]

Bagel time

[nucleariguana]

guys the more you add text to your reblogs the more time it takes to reblog, therefore stealing our good news

[rubydollchaos]

Help me Bagel Kenobi, you’re my only hope…

[resinboardinghouse]

Bagel time again?

[aarfyie]

Why not? I could really need some good news!

[zophiezakai]

Oh i must confess sometimes i can’t resist to reblogg sth like this 😅

[handlebarmustaches]

Shubble fanart!

Best of luck Shubble, we'll support you all the way <3

[handlebarmustaches]

Wow, Shelby really opened the floodgates, so proud of everyone who has come out with their stories. You're all so brave, and you're helping to make this community safer, thank you dearly.

[handlebarmustaches]

Dude so many bots have been following me please send help

[handlebarmustaches]

Gay grandma cowboys for a apocalypse story I'm cooking up

[lobsterenthusiastt]

duality of man

[handlebarmustaches]

I think the last game I played was the bing minigame you get to play when you're not connected to a network?

Its a weird surfing thing, so trespassing on private property, like a private beach?

[handlebarmustaches]

My dogs are howling with the Alexa alarm.

weirdos.

[shelbygraces]

i've seen all your asks and my heart is so full, thank you all so so much <3 i'll be back very soon :)

[handlebarmustaches]

We support you Shelby! Take all the time you need! <3

[handlebarmustaches]

Just got visited by the tank cleaner. Poggers. Fr fr

[handlebarmustaches]

Uh, just found out what happened with Shubble and Wilbur Soot, and that is so awful. And that response was so shit. Damn.

Support Shelby. Support victims of abuse.

Don't speculate on what else he did, to who he did. As Jack Manifold said, let people come out with their own experiences, speculating only draws the support away from those who need it.

I'll probably still draw DSMP and origins stuff, probably never of Wilbur's characters. But I'd just like to say that my art unless stated otherwise is all about the characters, not the people. Because some of the people, some of the streamers, are fucking disgusting.

Support Shelby, support all those who've been affected.

[handlebarmustaches]

i should probably be uploading more, even if it's just a few sketches.

So. Tommyinnit. Ey?