[handlewithcare-delicate]

Ik ben ontevreden met mn huidige url, ik overweeg hem te veranderen!

Wat vind je van de url 'Aarsscholver'

Leuk, en ik snap de grap

Leuk, maar ik snap de grap niet

Niet leuk, maar ik snap de grap wel

Niet leuk, en ik snap de grap niet

Deze url moet je vrijlaten voor een homoseksuele man

Niet doen, url is goed zoals hij is

Niet doen, om een andere reden

Voting ended on1h

[lliveonthesunn]

every other week, my mom would make a giant pot of vegetable soup. she'd pack half of it in a tupperware and take it to her best friend's house. they both had three kids whose ages aligned. they'd lock us out of the house and go through each room, finding every piece of dirty laundry and then spend the afternoon keeping the washer and dryer running, folding and putting away each load while gossiping.

every alternate week, her best friend would come to our house with a tupperware full of chicken spaghetti. they'd stick us in front of a tv with a stack of disney vhs tapes and go through each room, finding every dirty dish, and then spend the afternoon at the kitchen sink, washing each dish by hand while gossiping.

it wasn't always soup and spaghetti and laundry and dishes. but it was almost always a meal and a chore. here is a night you don't have to cook dinner. here is a chore you can cross off your list. and here is a day you don't have to spend alone. because really food and friendship and a feeling of accomplishment are what we all need most.

[tijdvoormemes]

Gezien in een bezoekersboek van een kapelletje

Hallo, tante en ome [...], Veel plezier in de hemel. Uw huis staat nu te koop en uw caravan ook. Het voelt altijd anders. Groetjes [...] x

[sawed-on-shotgun]

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

[diamondeyes-deluxe]

I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.

Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."

[polldermodel]

Pel je komkommers?

Ja

Nee

Soms wel, soms niet

Hangt ervan af wat ik ermee ga doen

Ik eet geen komkommers

Pel/schil je komkommers?

Ja

Nee

Soms wel, soms niet

Hangt ervan af wat ik ermee ga doen

Ik eet geen komkommers

Remaining time: 6 days 14 hours

[hr-rep]

Shane getting criticized for not using pride tape and he’s caught on a mic later that week saying I didn’t realize it wasn’t the sucking dick that made me gay but the rainbow . Which is how he comes out.

[hr-rep]

@persimmony-snicket EXACTLYYYY

[sapphicseymour]

*sees 1 k3 gif post*

my brain, immediately: was jij al ooit zo verliefd? helemaal verloren. was jij al ooit zo verliefd? tot over je oren. waaas jij al ooit zo verliefd? je hart binnenstebuiten! was jij al ooit zo verliefd? en niet meer te stuiten!

[charl0ttan]

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

[charl0ttan]

How high above sea level are you right now?

0-250 feet

251-500 feet

501-750 feet

751-1000 feet

1001-2000 feet

2001-3000 feet

3001-4000 feet

4001-5000 feet

5001-6000 feet

6001-7000 feet

7001-8000 feet

8001+ feet

Voting ended onJul 19

[handlewithcare-delicate]

Als Caro 100 fans heeft ben ik den van hen

Als Caro 1 fan heeft ben ik dat

Als Caro geen fans heeft lig ik op het danse macabre kerkhof

[lavenderprose]

My absolute gospel truth and I'm sorry this is so sappy but--where I'm living, Ilya fully changes his name to Hollander when they get married, like just fully legally changes it. And despite the fact that he continues to use Rozanov professionally ("Just like J. Lo," Ilya says.) everyone who knows them personally obviously knows what Ilya's legal name is and also assume it's a way to kind of stick it to his shitheel father. To this end, and kind of as a joke at first, people start referring to their two-person unit as The Hollanders ("Okay, the Hollanders are in room 508" etc.) but it becomes steadily less and less a joke when neither Shane or Ilya really seems to think of it as one. Ilya especially seems to genuinely love it. He'll say shit like "Oh yes the Hollanders will be there" when asked if they're coming to a barbecue like they live in a postcard. He LOVES to give his name as Ilya Hollander and he LOVES to book reservations under 'Misters Hollander' and he LOVES to say the words 'Shane and Ilya Hollander' out loud with his mouth. I also think that for their last game together in the league Ilya and Shane wear jerseys that say S. Hollander 24 and I. Hollander 81 and it's like. An end of an era type thing. And they frame the jerseys.

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Remaining time: 3 days 1 hour

[lcdlcdlcd]

dont worry abt him, he’s right where he wants to be

[imfloatingwhatthe]

Trying to be comforting after being called the butcher for the majority of your life and it not going well.. yeah that would ruin my day

I see Grace as the guy who as soon as emotional stuff happens he's like "I've gotta go process this!"

[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

[polldermodel]

Mensen kijken mij altijd aan alsof ik gek ben als ik dit vertel, dus:

Als je iets eet/drinkt uit een koelkast waarin ook bananen liggen, proef je dan banaan?

- Ja, ik heb dit ook, ik vind banaan vies

- Ja, ik heb dit ook, ik vind banaan lekker

- Nee, ik heb dit niet, ik vind banaan vies

- Nee, ik heb dit niet, ik vind banaan lekker

- Ik heb dit niet, maar heb er wel van gehoord

- Nuance/mijn koelkast is banaan-loos

Ik heb dit dus (voornamelijk met zuivel) en lust geen banaan, en iedereen om me heen zegt dat het onzin is (en lust wel banaan)

Als je iets eet/drinkt uit een koelkast waarin ook bananen liggen, proef je dan banaan?

Ja, ik heb dit ook, ik vind banaan vies

Ja, ik heb dit ook, ik vind banaan lekker

Nee, ik heb dit niet, ik vind banaan vies

Nee, ik heb dit niet, ik vind banaan lekker

Ik heb dit niet, maar heb er wel van gehoord

Nuance/mijn koelkast is banaan-loos

Remaining time: 1 day 14 hours