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Chris || 25 || he/she/they the most chaotic to ever neutral

[setalye]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[nae-nae-supreme]

when someone mentions HOES with ARMPIT HAIR

[jame7t]

its 10 AM on a weekday .

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

[nae-nae-supreme]

I must find...the HOES.

,whatever it takes

[kat]

i had a dream last night that the entire world used a currency (?) called angrypennies which as the name implies are obtained by experiencing anger. the stronger and more intense your anger was, the more angrypennies you'd gain. an all-consuming rage would earn you more than a slight irritation, etc. so people were always searching for ways to fuel their anger and purposefully keeping themselves angry all the time because they wanted to earn angrypennies. unclear if angrypennies could be exchanged for goods and services, or if they were just a collectible.

anyway, as if this wasn't heavy-handed enough, at one point british comedian greg davies appeared and explained that angrypennies couldn't be worth feeling angry all the time. this was a real revelation to dream-me and i was finally able to break free of the angrypenny grind and allow myself to experience emotions other than anger.

[kat]

it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)

[zoesupreme]

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

[zoesupreme]

man...

[teaboot]

Not to stick my dick in the wasp nest here but I just walked past a white dude with the longest crustiest dreadlocks I have ever seen in my LIFE and if I do not exclaim my bafflement and horror *sonewhere* then I'm afraid I will lose control of myself and gently ask him Why

[teaboot]

Like we've GONE OVER cultural appropriation for fucking decades now, that shouldn't be news to anyone, and anyone capable of a google search should be able to grasp that the "vikings" didn't ACTUALLY DO THAT

But even if you boil away the "I don't believe appropriation is a real thing" people and the "well hmm you weren't THERE" people and even the "it's not that deep and it looks cool" people, there should still be the irrefutable fact that STRAIGHT HAIR DOESN'T LOCK?

Boy out here has KNOTTED MATS that are nearly transparent blond at the roots and fucking BROWN the other 70%

Son that's DIRT

What the FUCK

[nessa007]

[aistobascistod]

Proton : Electron :: Proto-Indo-European : Electro-Indo-European

[stranglingffruit]

reaching the bus stop just as it drives away

[pseudosoviet-deactivated2025060]

[amygdalae]

Wait a minute....im literally hot and funny

[mrsterlingeverything]

What is the age gap between you and your partner?

Single gang

1 year or less

~2 years

~3 years

~4 years

~5 years

~6 years

~7 years

~8 years

~9 years

~10 years

Over 10 years

Remaining time: 6 days 7 hours

[segamascott]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[shape-shifting-trickster]

kink shaming is dead. I respect people with foot fetishes more than the president of the united states of America

[achillesinhighheels]