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[bridezillas-deactivated20130208]

are you really bisexual?

Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course

[crocusoster]

omg can I please?

that sounds fun

Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout

[iunosteel]

If you think the Bisexual Obstacle course was hard, just wait until you see the Pansexual’s Labyrinth.

[awalkingaesthetic]

I wasn’t sure if I was going to reblog this until I saw “Pansexual’s Labyrinth”.

[user-7563920579284]

Don’t forget about the Asexual’s Mirror Maze

[taosnipple]

And the Transgender Triathlon

[roy-kent]

this cold open is a masterpiece

[impact]

[nopanamaman]

a

[zerodarkwolf]

im so glad i graduated

[misfit-toy-haven]

this is a fucking masterpiece

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[megikindran-deactivated20240221]

[konohahater]

goood morning

[konohahater]

goood afternoon gamers i see we all need therapy

[qualidude]

the positive difference it would have made in my life for my parents to talk to me this way as a child puts me in my grave to even consider

[4444555666777888999]

Videos like these are what make me proud to be an American

[ioccasionallyburnthings]

I am now aware that this will live in my mind rent free for at least the next 2 months

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[spiderbirdo]

Mortal Coil Next

AU where Zagreus makes a deal with Chaos to become mortal so he has more time on the surface to find Persephone. Half of his immortal soul is ripped out, leaving his body a mess.

[debelice]

A majestic view of a rain-laden cloud blasting hard.  When many clouds gather in the sky in this way and their waters fall like this in the same place, here a phenomenon we call the Flood is formed.-

[nmpositive]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[killorbekillian]

Person in red shirt: If you never get married, it’s not premarital sex!

[crowd cheering]

[realest-asami-requiem]

crabs have evolved 5 separate times and yet they still can’t develop a defense against boiling water

[realest-asami-requiem]

[unpretty]

#i used to criticize the lack of evolutionary skills hermit crabs have developed as fake crabs#but then i learned that coconut crabs are what happen when hermit crabs evolve not to need shells#and you know what#i am grateful for their ineptitude idk if we as society could survive if crabs unlocked their full potential (via @fabdante)

[redheadmeows]

[ryebreadgf]

[wytchcore]

Transcript:

I’m about to expose the men. Whenever you ask a man’s height, he’ll add an inch. So if he’s 6 foot, he’ll say he’s 6’1 and if he’s 6’2, he’ll say he’s 6’3.

Not me though. I subtract 4. I say I’m 5’9. Especially when there’s other men in the room. And then I just watch them panic. Not only have you exposed his lie, but now he thinks he’s 5’3.

What I do is not a crime, but it should be.

[alpha-beta-gamer]

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