[kiwisoap]

This airbnb I'm staying at for the month has really shitty motel style art on the walls so I decided to draw something new to replace it. Art number one: the noble anhinga

[kiwisoap]

Sparkle on jerma in the other frame

[podcastwizard]

cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from

[terriblerealestateagentphotos]

Create a colourful centrepiece by retaining the depressing aftermath of a children's party.

[enki2]

[maybeasunflower]

[sacred-portal]

[memewhore]

[probuccalfat]

i’m printing this out and i’m putting it on the mirror so i can confront myself with it

[only-tiktoks]

[mellifluousbenthictones]

this shit is no joke. It took me a year of stretching at every possible opportunity to get rid of the pain

[juelzsantanabandana2]

I'm known for making jokes on the internet but I'm actually a Sports Medicine person and all of this is very accurate if you're foot has plantar fascistic start small and do little stretches and it will help you. don't say'' how old you are'' or how late into the ailment you think you are and give up because you think You Are too far into it doing exercises always help

[yomikoreadsbooks]

Helpful feet stuff! ✨

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[cognitiveinequality]

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[cosmicanger]

From the October 1978 issue of Natural History Magazine

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

being anticapitalist with a strong work ethic is so fucking embarrassing like my managers don't deserve this

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

shaking my head while working overtime to clarify I disapprove of the situation

[himborc]

op was a terf so im reposting this work of art

[memewhore]

[bananahomo]

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

[cloviepops]

re-reblogging and thinking about when i have another collection agency calling that i can just do this

[secondmoredangerouseyes]

Yo this is such good info to have

[sorceress-foxgirl-ariel]

Cheers Americans, have fun with this one

[alexiaroselikethewine]

Being recently disabled this is going to relieve a FUCK TON of weight holy SHIT

[chillyfeetsteak]

all i wanna do is eat nectarines and think about aurora borealis st. elmo’s fire gigantic jets ball lightning green flash earthquake lights and will-o-the-wisps

[chillyfeetsteak]

[biblically-accurate-lesbian]

SPECIAL INTEREST MENTIONED YALL!!!

Look at my jellyfish sprites boy

Sundogs

Asperitas clouds

[biblically-accurate-lesbian]

Glories

Russian Light Pillars

Nacreous Clouds

[biblically-accurate-lesbian]

Mammatus Clouds (tiddy clouds lol)

Morning glory clouds

St. Elmo's Fire

I could go on for HOURS!! Remember that the would around you is much weirder than you know and the only difference between magic and science is we put names to the latter!

[chillyfeetsteak]

see she gets it

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

Do you think you could survive a zombie apocalypse

Yes and be fine

Emotionally and mentally I’d be okay

Physically I’d be okay

No

Straight up, I’d kill myself

Bald/nuance

Results

Voting ended onJul 13, 2024

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

Can’t say I didn’t expect that I guess