Only From Afar

if this blog entertains you in the slightest bit, i'll be surprised but extremely happy (:

[skippitydippity]

listen i love vine and i’m so sad to see it go

[clementiens]

this started as a joke but then i started actually thinking about it and now im really annoyed that IDs have this one letter that doesnt mean anything for cis people and is a huge pain in the ass for trans people when we could instead have literally lifesaving information so emergency medical services could just check ur wallet to see which blood to give you so you dont die or whatever But No

[fandomquoter]

Phineas and Ferb - Season Four - “My Sweet Ride”

[adhd-vibes]

ok but this literally adhd

[the-worm-man]

the d in adhd stands for doofenshmirtz

[ruinedchildhood]

We’re officially living in a Parks and Rec episode.

[guerrillatech]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

say it louder so my university can hear this x

[ladyburdyo-deactivated20201009]

[sofiapdf]

thinking about this here canal village in the netherlands

[donut-gal98]

[baracknobama]

snowys1349:

fashionistaflower:

donut-gal98:

fashionistaflower:

donut-gal98:

when you’ve spent all your money on makeup and you don’t have a job 🙃

not me because I have a job 😌🍃

how ????

I used the good&co app and landed a job at apple hehe all u gotta do is take a quiz and it matches u to companies based on ur personality and skills x

omg it actually works?!

i downloaded it here 

[onlytwitterpics]

[katiebishop]

[texnessa]

“When I was a student at Cambridge I remember an anthropology professor holding up a picture of a bone with 28 incisions carved in it. ‘This is often considered to be man’s first attempt at a calendar’ she explained. She paused as we dutifully wrote this down. ‘My question to you is this – what man needs to mark 28 days? I would suggest to you that this is woman’s first attempt at a calendar.’ It was a moment that changed my life. In that second I stopped to question almost everything I had been taught about the past. How often had I overlooked women’s contributions?” ― Sandi Toksvig

[shivroyscunt]

HOST FROM BAKE OFF????

[nitocrisss]

She is an amazing woman. Clever, quick, immensely knowledgeable. Bake off is just a little thing she does for fun. She took over from Stephen Fry on QI and she’s every bit as good, and that says A LOT. I’m a huge fan of Stephen and i didn’t know her before but now i admire the heck out of Sandy, she’s brilliant.

[archbudzar]

my part of an art trade with @amairevenge 

(C.B)(1.26.19)

[celticgrunehexe]

It’s all about balance

[theweirdwideweb]

[tennantbutt]

[katarascape]

‘agreed’. that’s a funny way to spell ‘were forcibly removed with the alternative of painful deaths’. 

[freelancedumbass]

[craniaat]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

[inquisitivetree]