[blaekswan-deactivated20210428]

all gays have mastered the art of giving vague answers when asked about their love life

[saddest-cat-hours]

[blairvvitchproject]

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

[setheverman]

what’s the real mood for november?

[buttplugfoetus]

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

aimless efforts

[iwanttrumpinmyrump-deactivated2]

this is the best comic ive ever seen

[making-a-ru]

Person: How’s it going?

Me: My daily tarot card has been Swords all week. Shit is rough.

Person backing away: oh..

[yekkes]

Who is going to tell men that repeating phrases from popular television shows and hating female celebrities isn’t a personality

[maxheron]

That’s it. That’s the best tweet. We can all go home now.

[scifiromancemachine]

@handsome-princess

[culumon-blog1]

[bob-belcher]

[nashvillehotshrimp]

I’ve posted this before, but I will never be over it.

[beewatch-deactivated20200725]

[liamoige-deactivated20201102]

If y'all want to make a clown a gay icon like… Harley Quinn is right there

[glitchotic]

Harley quinn and pennywise are wlw/mlm solidarity.

[liamoige-deactivated20201102]

No Harley beats the shit out of Pennywise with her bat and takes the kids out for ice cream and group therapy

[aninkabg]

[thistletongue]

If you don’t follow me on Instagram you’re missing out on top tier humor.

[ghost-nettle]

10/10 would recommend 

[aztechnology]

everybody chalking up pewdiepie’s use of slurs to “gamer rage” get honestly fuck right off because I’ve been playing video games for quite literally over 20 years of my life and not once have I ever used a racial slur.

[direhuman]

“you know how it is!”

no

i don’t

[thebiscuiteternal]

gotten so mad that a boss fight has been 15 solid minutes of me yelling “fuck off!” at various lengths, pitches, and decibels? hell yes. yelled racial slurs? no. 

[goodreadss]

Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck.

Dalai Lama (via goodreadss)

[shithowdy]

for your consideration

raven chicken

[maiingan-gibozan]

@chickenly

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

HHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

A chicken that can say FUCK

[systlin]

And if you know anything at all about chickens, you would know that if they could say the word FUCK they would never stop.

[kittyknowsthings]

I can hear it. Fuck-fuck-fuck-fuuuuuck, fuck-fuck-fuck-fuuuck.

[systlin]

This is EXACTLY what it would sound like 100% of the time.

You’d hear them quietly clucking to themselves on their nests as they’re brooding a clutch of eggs, just “fuuuuuuuuuck. Fuck fuck fuck. Fuuuuuuuuuk.”

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

we could shorten “big mood” to “bmood” but you all are not ready 

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

bood

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

oh fuck. it was i who was not ready

[christopher575]