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Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: Stray Kids (Band), K-pop
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Drinking, Drug Use (Normal Frat Boy shit), Dubcon (Due to alcohol), swearing, sex, look at the chapter for further warnings.
Aurora University is a place where the vibrant atmosphere and endless opportunities have joy naturally finds you. Regardless of your major, interests, or personality, you're sure to find your place here. At least that's what the brochure says.
Ahmi finds that fact debatable. Between her tight schedule of classes to studying and her constant attempt to escape the eyes of everyone else on campus, she barely had time to let 'joy naturally find her'. Especially when tension between her and best friend, Hwang Hyunjin, tighten without reason. Yet, when her roommate-turned-best friend Itsumi suddenly convinces her to join on a frat adventure and even a join a sorority, maybe her luck finding that joy will suddenly change. Especially when Frat Boy Han Jisung is involved. If not with him, then where?
You know what they say: "If you can't find happiness in Aurora, you can't find it anywhere."
Chapters:
Chapter 1: The Rotten Beginning
Chapter 2:
Chapter 3:
Chapter 4:
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It's a Fine, Fine Life: H.H
Hwang Hyunjin x fem!reader
WC: 17.3K
CWs: Staged Violence, Youth Caregiver, Mild Emotional Burnout, a child being a menace, Hyunjin being a pabo
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The front door to the Alpha Phi frat house explodes open with a thunderous bang that makes the wall vibrate, and Hyunjin barrels through it like a man possessed, a stack of papers clutched in one arm and a rolled-up script in the other. His face is practically split in half by the size of his grin, cheeks flushed pink with excitement, eyes sparkling with the fervour of a man who just saw God.
“I HAVE ARRIVED WITH THE BEST FUCKING NEWS YOU’VE HEARD ALL WEEK.”
In the living room, the TV screen glows with the bright cartoon fires of Overcooked, four avatars running in manic little circles around a cluttered kitchen. Changbin, Minho, Jeongin, and Seungmin are currently yelling instructions at each other while desperately trying to serve dishes on time.
On the couch, Chan has Jisung curled in his lap and Jisung is wearing one of Chan’s oversized black hoodies, sleeves swallowed by his fingers, a drafted article open on his phone as he reads aloud occasionally and nudges Chan with his elbow.
“Babe, tell me if this line’s too direct, ‘Either way, someone’s lying.’ Is that like too on the nose?”
“No, baby. That’s the whole fucking point.”
Jisung hums. “Okay, but I kinda wanna soften it. Like poetic or some shit.”
Chan raises an eyebrow. “You’re writing an exposé on financial fraud. Not a sonnet.”
Hyunjin leaps over the back of the couch and lands between them, nearly kneeing Chan in the stomach. “GUYS. LISTEN TO ME.”
“FUCK,” Chan grunts, steadying Jisung, who flails slightly. “Hyun, I swear to god-”
“Guess what just got posted on the drama board?”
Jisung squints. “A cease and desist letter?”
Hyunjin scowls. “No. The CASTING. For the MUSICAL.”
“Wait,” Minho mutters, twisting to glance back. “Why the fuck are you vibrating like that?”
“Because I’m walking on clouds! Riding unicorns! Dancing with fairies! I’m fucking radiant right now.”
“Why?” Seungmin asks flatly.
Hyunjin practically throws the script down. “It’s Oliver! And I got the role I wanted. I’m the love interest of my crush. This is fate. It’s karma. It’s divine fucking intervention.”
Felix looks over. “Wait, wait, remind me again. Who’s your crush? You change it like once a month, man.”
Hyunjin clutches his chest and sighs so deeply it sounds painful. “L/N Y/N. The prettiest girl on Miroh campus.”
Jeongin tilts his head. “Isn’t she the girl from your freshman jazz elective? The one you literally never spoke to?”
Hyunjin flings a slipper at him. “Shut the fuck up, Jeongin. That was because I was shy, not uninterested.”
Changbin snorts. “Wait, hold on. Is she the one with the kid?”
“Yeah,” Hyunjin nods quickly. “Minsu. He’s three. She brings him everywhere. She’s his legal guardian or something. Raises him by herself.”
Jisung raises a hand slowly, blinking. “Not to kill the vibe or whatever, but I saw the 1968 Oliver! movie when I was like, ten. And I don’t remember there being a major romance subplot?”
“I’m Bill Sikes!” Hyunjin announces proudly. “And Y/N is Nancy. The lovers of the story.”
Chan, Jisung, and Felix exchange a look. Jisung mouths what the fuck? Felix mouths back does he know the plot? and Chan mouths clearly not.
Minho claps once. “Holy shit! Good for you, man.”
Changbin grins. “Congrats! That’s huge!”
Jeongin nods eagerly. “You get to be romantic with your actual crush, onstage. That’s wild.”
“Hyun,” Felix says carefully, sitting forward, elbows on knees. “Honeybuns. Have you read the script yet? Or like, the book? Or seen the movie?”
“There’s a book?”
Jisung gasps. “YES.”
Hyunjin frowns. “Okay, so what happens?”
Chan opens his mouth, closes it, then finally says, “Uh, so near the end, Bill Sikes beats Nancy to death. Like with a metal pipe or something.”
The script falls out of Hyunjin’s hands like it’s been cursed. His mouth opens in silent horror.
“You’re fucking lying,” he whispers.
Chan, Jisung, and Felix shake their heads slowly, mournfully, like they’re announcing the death of a beloved pet.
“Nope,” Felix mutters. “Straight up kills her behind London Bridge. Just absolutely wrecks her.”
Minho, Changbin, and Jeongin all pale.
“What the actual fuck?” Changbin hisses.
“You’re joking. Tell me you’re joking.”
Felix already has his phone out. “Hold on. I can show you.”
He finds the clip from the 1968 movie and turns the volume all the way up. The scene starts innocently enough, Oliver hugging Nancy on the bridge, and then Bill Sikes storms in, grabs both of them, and flings Oliver to the side. Nancy fights back, brave and desperate, but he drags her behind the stairs and beats her.
Hyunjin covers his mouth. “Oh my god,” he breathes. “I have to kill the love of my life.”
“You’re acting,” Minho says.
“That’s not the fucking point!” Hyunjin shrieks.
“Okay,” Jisung says, raising a finger, “let us, the knowledgeable ones, break this down for you.”
“Yeah,” Felix adds. “Nancy’s first song is called It’s a Fine Life, and it literally goes ‘Though you sometimes do come by, the occasional black eye, you can always cover one, while he blacks the other one, but you don’t dare cry.’ Like. She’s hiding abuse.”
“She’s a sex worker,” Chan adds. “And she’s in love with her abuser. Or at least, dependent on him. You spend her next solo screaming run, bitch, run!”
Jisung nods solemnly. “Then, after he murders her, Sikes tries to escape over rooftops. He rigs a rope to swing between buildings, gets shot, and accidentally hangs himself. Just fucking dangles there.”
Hyunjin stares at them in horror. “So, not only do I beat a woman to death, I die in the dumbest way imaginable?”
“Yup,” Jisung says.
Chan claps him on the shoulder. “Not the romance arc you thought it was, buddy.”
“Bill may have had feelings,” Felix says, “but his actions? Abusive as fuck. Manipulative. Possessive. Not love.”
Everyone turns to stare at him.
“What?” Felix shrugs. “I had to do an essay on this in Year Ten.”
Chan sighs. “Bill is her lover. Her abuser. Her pimp. All rolled into one.”
“What the actual fuck? I thought this was going to be like, a Victorian La La Land thing. Not a snuff show”
Minho sits up straight. “Okay. Fuck this. We’re watching the whole fucking movie.”
Hyunjin slumps on the floor, dazed by the devastating knowledge that his dream romance role is in fact a cautionary tale about abuse and murder.
And he hasn’t even gotten to act one.
The rehearsal room smells like fresh coffee, printer paper, and the faint sweat of anxiety. It’s the first day, and the vibe in the room is a strange mix of nervous tension and barely restrained excitement.
Hyunjin walks in, sipping from a tall travel mug, like he wasn’t up until 2 a.m. the night before watching the entirety of the 1968 Oliver! film while screaming into his fists. He’s dressed like someone who didn’t plan to make an entrance but ended up doing it anyway, black hoodie that hangs off his tall frame, blue baggy jeans that fall over his thick-soled black platform boots with just enough chaotic sway, and that short, spiky crop of black hair left to fall however the hell it wants.
His eyes scan the room quickly, clocking the other cast members chatting in clusters. Hyunjin doesn't care about any of it because his gaze finds you instantly, and suddenly, everything else is static.
You're sitting on the floor off to the side, legs tucked underneath you on a folded blanket. A light blue ribbed knit cardigan wraps around your frame, the long sleeves covering your wrists except where they slip up slightly as you turn a page. It’s tied at the front with a thin bow, the neckline dipping in a soft V that reveals a fitted white tank top beneath. Your skirt brushes your mid-thighs as the chunky chain necklace with the little heart pendant glints in the light every time you move. Your ponytail bounces slightly when you nod along to whatever the tiny human in your lap is saying.
That tiny human, of course, is Minsu. Your three-year-old brother is curled in your lap, totally engrossed in his Optimus Prime, Bumblebee and Megatron figures battling each other. His white sneakers light up every time he kicks his heels against the blanket.
And right now, you’re voicing Megatron in a gravelly imitation of a villain, dramatically declaring, “Bumblebee, you insolent rust bucket, I will crush you beneath my titanium fist!”
Minsu giggles, delighted. “No, Meggy! No crush Bee! Bee zooms!”
He wiggles out of your lap, scooting forward on all fours before he sets up his figures for an epic battle. He starts arranging them carefully, putting Megatron slightly to the left, Bumblebee centre-stage, and Optimus is overseeing the chaos.
You sip from your Ravenclaw travel mug and glance over your script, distracted just enough to miss Hyunjin coming closer until he’s crouching beside Minsu.
Minsu’s head pops up like a meerkat, eyes going wide. He shoves Megatron into Hyunjin’s hand like it’s a gift from the heavens.
“Hi! You play! I’m Minsu!”
Hyunjin blinks at the toy in his palm, then smiles. “Hey, Minsu. I’m Hyunjin. I’m gonna be working with your sister.”
“Hyuni, look! Shoes!” Minsu stomps his feet twice, and the soles of his sneakers flash in rapid pulses.
Hyunjin gasps, eyes widening like he’s never seen anything cooler. “What the fuck! Your shoes light up? Dude, that’s sick.”
Minsu beams. “Is light shoes! They flash!”
“I see that,” Hyunjin nods solemnly. “I’m impressed.”
You glance up over the rim of your mug at the sound of Minsu’s delighted giggles, take in the sight of Hyunjin crouched next to your brother, boots planted, hoodie sleeves pushed up as he makes Megatron lunge toward Bumblebee with a low growl.
Hyunjin raises his eyebrows. “Damn, alright. Didn’t know Megatron was getting his ass beat this early in the morning.”
Minsu giggles again and flops dramatically onto the blanket, arranging Optimus above like a judge. “You do Meggy voice. Big voice.”
“Big voice?” Hyunjin repeats. “Like scary big?”
“Yah!” Minsu insists, making little fists and flexing his arms. “Scary!”
“Okay, okay.” Hyunjin clears his throat and lowers his voice dramatically. “You dare challenge me, Bumblebee? I am Megatron, ruler of all Decepticons!”
Minsu slaps his knee and cackles. “Better than Y/N Meggy. She no can do deep voice. She sound silly.”
You set your mug down slowly. “Excuse the fuck out of me?”
Minsu gasps, tiny hands flying up to cover his mouth, but his eyes are sparkling with mischief. “You make Meggy sound like silly sausage!”
You gape, utterly offended. “You’ve been letting me voice Megatron for like twenty minutes. Why the hell didn’t you say anything before?”
Minsu shrugs, not the least bit sorry. “Hyuni better.”
“I see how it is.”
Hyunjin is on the verge of tears, laughter shaking his shoulders as he picks Bumblebee up and makes a ridiculous little spin in the air.
“You heard the boss,” Hyunjin says, laying Megatron flat on the floor in a dramatic, slow-motion collapse. “Megatron, defeated by the mighty light-up shoe king.”
Minsu cheers, throwing his arms up in victory before he grabs both Optimus and Bumblebee and starts making them kiss with obnoxious smooching noises.
You blink. “Dude. What are they doing?”
“They in love,” Minsu explains simply, then uses Megatron’s limp body as a bench for the two other robots to sit on. “Meggy is chair.”
Hyunjin chokes on his americano.
You reach down to ruffle Minsu’s hair. “Jesus, Min. What shows have you been watching?”
Minsu shrugs again. “Optimus kiss Bee. Bee say I love you. Meggy say okay.”
You shake your head and go back to your script, sipping your tea, trying to focus on Nancy’s first line.
And Hyunjin, without really meaning to, starts hoping this read-through goes on forever.
Two hours later, the room is a mess of stacked chairs, half-drunk coffees, abandoned scripts, and that particular brand of exhausted silence that follows a full-length table read. Most of the cast are busy packing up, voices lowered now that the adrenaline’s burned out.
You’re crouched by your bag, wrapping your empty tea mug into a thin plastic bag so the dregs don’t soak through your purse and Hyunjin is halfway through stuffing his empty travel mug into his backpack when Minsu’s voice pipes up behind him.
“You’re pretty,”
Hyunjin straightens, glancing over his shoulder, one brow raised. “Thanks, little dude.”
Minsu tilts his head thoughtfully. “Are you a lady? Or a man? Or a lady man?”
You freeze.
Hyunjin chokes so hard he starts coughing, shoulders shaking as he laughs into the crook of his arm. He doesn’t look offended, but his face is a mixture of startled amusement and pure what-the-fuck delight.
“Minsu!” you snap, nudging his leg lightly with your foot. “That’s rude. Say sorry.”
Minsu instantly pouts, shoulders tensing, his whole little body bristling with the beginning sparks of a full-blown tantrum. His lower lip wobbles. His fists clench. He lets out a tiny warning whine.
Minsu stamps his feet, fists flying, face crumpling into the reddest expression of sheer injustice known to mankind. “I NOT WANT TO SAY SORRY!”
He flings himself onto the floor, his tiny fists banging the linoleum. Someone across the room stifles a laugh and looks away. Hyunjin freezes, halfway between kneeling and standing, wide-eyed as he watches the scene unfold like he’s witnessing a live-action documentary on the toddler species.
With a sigh, you sling your bag over your shoulder and reach down to grab your wallet. “Guess me and your new friend will just go get ice cream without you.”
Hyunjin gets the memo immediately and falls into step beside you, slinging his own bag over his shoulder and strolling toward the door like it’s the most normal thing in the world.
“This is gonna be so fucking fun,” you say loudly, stepping over Bumblebee with exaggerated care. “Just the two of us. No tantrumy little gremlins in sight.”
“Oh my god, yes,” Hyunjin agrees just as dramatically. “Peace. Quiet. Toppings. I love that for us.”
Minsu, now mid-scream, flails harder.
Clearly, that tactic isn’t working. The volume hasn’t decreased. In fact, he’s somehow found an entirely new octave.
“Y’know,” you say thoughtfully, turning slightly to glance at Hyunjin, “Apparently, there's a monster in this rehearsal building.”
“Oooh, I’ve heard about them,” Hyunjin says, catching on fast. “Some fucked-up little monster ghost thing. Real vicious. Lives under the floorboards. Only comes out when it hears children screaming.”
“And do you know what it eats?”
“Little kid toes,” Hyunjin says, dead serious. “Only tantrum toes, though. Screaming ones. It’s very picky. Comes out with big, hairy hands and starts chomping on your pinky toe first.”
Behind you, the crying pauses. You and Hyunjin just keep walking, speaking louder now.
“And once it eats the toes, it moves on to the rest,” Hyunjin says ominously. “Snatches ‘em up like popcorn. No sympathy. Just chomps and crunches.”
“It tried to eat a first-year who screamed during a vocal warm-up.”
“True story,” Hyunjin nods solemnly. “It only spares polite kids. Polite kids are sacred.”
Behind you, there’s a shuffle. Then a sniffling hiccup. Then the unmistakable sound of a small child scrambling to gather their toys in a panic.
“Sissy poo!” Minsu wails, his voice suddenly terrified. “Don’t leave me! Don’t leave me in here! It’s scary! Monsters will eat my toes!”
You hear the zip of his backpack, the clatter of plastic toys being shoved inside, and the rapid patter of feet behind you.
When you finally turn, Minsu’s running full tilt toward you, face red and blotchy, tiny arms outstretched. You crouch just in time to catch him. He barrels into your chest, breathing hard as you scoop him up.
“You done tantruming now, you little shithead?”
Minsu nods, lip wobbling as he sucks his thumb quietly. “Sorry for saying you a lady man"
Hyunjin snorts. “Apology accepted, my dude.”
You straighten up, Minsu clinging to you like a baby koala, head tucked against your neck.
“I’ll see you later, Hyunjin,”
“Hang the fuck on,” Hyunjin says, narrowing his eyes. “I was promised ice cream. You’re not ditching me now.”
You laugh, shifting Minsu on your hip. “Come on then. Let’s get sugared up.”
The walk to the campus cafeteria ice cream bar is short, and Hyunjin makes the most of it, keeping Minsu distracted with a running monologue about his boots, the monsters in the floor, and which flavour ice cream is scientifically the best.
Once inside, you juggle your wallet and Minsu while ordering three bowls of ice cream. You don’t even bother ordering vanilla because you know what’s coming.
“Vanilla’s honk shoo,” Minsu says as he rests his cheek on your shoulder.
“Noted,” you mutter, tapping your card.
You find a table and set the ice cream down before grabbing napkins and wet wipes. You gently wipe Minsu’s hands and face, but the moment he sees Hyunjin’s ice cream bowl, he launches himself into Hyunjin’s lap.
Hyunjin looks vaguely panicked but doesn’t protest. Minsu immediately plunges a hand into Hyunjin’s bowl, snatching one of the little wafer sticks and chomping it like a lollipop.
“Hey! That was the best part, you tiny thief!”
Minsu, entirely unbothered by the outrage, starts plucking toppings from Hyunjin’s bowl like it’s a buffet. Marshmallows, gummies, even the crumbled cookie bits disappear into his mouth at lightning speed.
“He’s gonna make me cry in public,” Hyunjin says mournfully. “Like actually. I’m gonna break down over a bowl of fucking ice cream.”
“Honestly? Fair. He’s a menace.”
“He’s a monster,” Hyunjin agrees, trying to angle the bowl away. “A beautiful, terrifying monster.”
Minsu giggles, face lighting up with evil delight as he dives face-first into the whipped cream.
“Jesus Christ, he’s in it. He’s in the bowl. You’re gonna suffocate.”
You spoon another bite of sherbet into your mouth, watching as Hyunjin tries to defend the last surviving cherry from Minsu’s advancing fingers. It’s karmic, you think. The universe’s way of balancing things. Because someone like Hyunjin, handsome as fuck, with that stupidly flawless bone structure, that spiky black hair that somehow looks perfect without effort, shouldn’t also be good with toddlers. It’s not fair. It’s cheating. The guy’s already tall and charming. Why does he also get to be nice?
But you don’t say any of that aloud. You just smile into your spoon and watch as Minsu steals Hyunjin’s last gummy worm with all the grace of a gremlin in a candy store.
A loud knock disrupts the chill in the Alpha Phi frat house like a gunshot in a library.
Minho straightens, grabbing the remote to pause the TV. “Who the fuck is that?”
Jisung peeks toward the door without moving from his perch half on Chan’s lap, half off the couch. “Food delivery?”
Chan shakes his head. “We didn’t order anything. Did we?”
Felix holds up his phone. “I ordered coffee an hour ago, but that got here twenty minutes ago, remember? Seungmin drank it.”
“You left it unattended.”
“I’ll get it,” Hyunjin offers, grabbing his phone and bag. “I’m leaving in a sec anyway. I’ve got the fight scene choreography with Y/N.”
That one sentence is all it takes for the living room to erupt into chaos.
“Ooooooh,”
“Gettin’ some extra stage combat practice, huh?”
“Bet it’s not the only thing getting dramatic,”
Hyunjin flips them all off as he walks to the door, the sound of his chunky boots thudding softly against the hardwood floor. His outfit is doing the absolute most, and he knows it, sleek black leather biker jacket layered over a black turtleneck, paired with oversized, acid-wash cargo jeans that sit low on his hips, tucked into chunky black boots.
He pulls the door open. You’re standing there, hand-in-hand with Minsu, and he doesn’t even get the chance to say hi before Minsu launches forward and wraps himself around Hyunjin’s legs like a tiny backpack.
“Hyuni!”
“Hey, buddy.”
You’re dressed like the cover of a high-fashion pastel magazine, white satin crop top with a deep V neckline, covered by a cropped pink cardigan, and a pink and white gingham mini skirt that barely reaches mid-thigh. A silver chain belt with tiny heart-shaped charms loops low on your hips, matching the layers of necklaces around your neck. Your white stiletto ankle boots click on the concrete, and your bag is covered in charms, including one very clearly handmade by Minsu out of beads and macaroni.
“Hi,” you say. “You mentioned you live in a frat, there’s like eight of you, right?”
“Unfortunately,” Hyunjin replies.
“Any of them trustable with a kid? We’re doing the fight scene today, and I really don’t want him to see that. His sitter bailed like forty minutes ago, and I didn’t know what else to do.”
Hyunjin thinks quickly. Chan. Obviously. Minho, too. Felix, for sure. Jisung, maybe, if Chan is around. Jisung unsupervised is chaos incarnate. But a supervised Jisung? Fine.
He nods. “Three and a half.”
You snort. “Good enough.”
“Come in,” he says, stepping aside. “We’ll lump him on Chan. Chan’s basically a dad already.”
You hesitate. “Are you sure?”
“Yeah, yeah,” Hyunjin waves it off.
Minsu toddles in ahead of you in jean shorts, a white t-shirt under a loose, unbuttoned denim shirt, little white sneakers squeaking slightly, and his cap on backwards. His backpack is bouncing as he marches in like he owns the place.
Hyunjin leads you into the living room. Seven sets of eyes turn at once.
“Guys,” Hyunjin announces, gesturing to you, “this is Y/N and her younger brother Minsu. Y/N, Minsu, these are the idiots. Chan, Changbin, Minho, Jisung, Felix, Seungmin, and Jeongin.”
He points at each of them as he says their names. You nod politely, giving a small wave. “Hi.”
Minsu walks straight up to Chan, who’s sitting on the couch in sweatpants and a hoodie and promptly climbs into his lap.
Hyunjin dumps Minsu’s bag next to them. “Babysitting duty. Three hours max.”
You raise your hand. “No allergies. Toys are in his backpack. Spare clothes too. His sitter cancelled, and Hyunjin said this was fine.”
Chan blinks down at the three-year-old beaming up at him and poking his face. “It’s so fine. I love kids. They love me.”
“If you run out of ideas, put on Transformers. He’s three. Shiny things catch his attention.”
“Cool,” Chan nods, still being aggressively prodded by Minsu.
Within moments, Minsu has cracked open his backpack and started showing off every single Transformer he owns. Jisung, Felix, and Minho are immediately roped in.
“Make fight fun, not honk shoo.”
Minho blinks. “Honk shoo?”
“He means boring,” you explain. “Like the noise you make when you snore.”
Jisung gasps. “I’m using that. Forever. In my articles. ‘The way the police handled the evidence was complete honk shoo.’”
Felix nods. “Genius.”
Seungmin crosses his arms. “What if he’s a shithead?”
“Tell him there’s a toe-eating monster in your basement,” you say casually. “Or something. I don’t know. I make this shit up as I go. Just nothing under the bed or in the closet. I need him to sleep in his own room.”
"Got it,"
You glance at Minsu. “Also, don’t believe him when he says he can pee alone. He can’t. Someone needs to take him, sit him down, and make sure he stays seated. He might aim at you on purpose. He thinks it’s funny.”
The room goes silent, and Minsu beams. “Wee-wee on walls!”
Chan, Minho, Changbin, Jisung, Felix, Seungmin, and Jeongin all stare at the child in horror.
“I need to wee-wee now,” Minsu announces.
Everyone turns to Minho, and Chan sighs. “Minho. You’re a vet science major. You’ve handled worse.”
Minsu perks up. “Yeah! Mimo!”
Minho groans, but he scoops the child up. As Minho disappears down the hallway, Minsu babbles nonstop. “Mimo, one time I do wee-wee on mirror and it go splash! Splash-splash! An’ sissy poo scream so loud. An’ I laughed and then da floor get wee-wee too but is okay! Clean with sock! I use my sock!”
Minho nods along. “Incredible. Revolutionary.”
“I do wee-wee in kitchen trash too one time,” Minsu says proudly. “I say it’s surprise. Sissy no like surprise.”
You shake your head fondly as Minho vanishes into the bathroom with him. “Good luck.”
“Bye!” you call, pushing the door open with Hyunjin beside you.
The door slams shut behind you, and silence reigns until the bathroom door opens and Minho emerges holding Minsu’s hand. Minsu is freshly washed, beaming, and talking a mile a minute.
“I do wee-wee in da bathtub one time. Sissy say NO MIN, and I say it’s like swimming pool. But small. And I wee-wee in da potted plant! An’ in da hallway corner! An’ under sissy’s bed but she no find it ‘til it go stink.”
“Okay. No one lose sight of this child. Not for a second.”
You and Hyunjin stand centre stage in the near-empty theatre space, the black-painted floors polished and slick under the fluorescent lights, the muffled thuds of movement echoing in the high ceilings above. The makeshift prop staircase looms to the side, a crude but functional stand-in for the grandeur of London Bridge, and a few stacked chairs and crates mark out blocking for future ensemble scenes.
For now, it’s just the two of you and a professional fight choreographer with a clipboard and the calm, slightly unhinged demeanour of someone who’s seen every possible rehearsal injury and is no longer fazed by anything short of decapitation.
The director appears from behind a curtain, arms crossed, and eyes you carefully from where you stand with one hand on your hip.
“Miss L/N,” he calls, voice echoing. “Do you have trousers today?”
“Nope,” you answer simply, glancing down at your legs. “I’ve got safety shorts under the skirt though.”
He nods once. “Right. Good. Let’s not have a repeat of the Juliet rehearsal incident from last semester.”
“I was nowhere near that production,”
“Still,” he mutters, then waves at the choreographer. “We’ve got a fight specialist here to walk you both through the motions. Just follow her lead.”
The choreographer, a woman named Sunyoung with steel-grey hair tied into a tight bun and a body built like she could bench press the entire cast, steps forward and claps once. “Alright, bitches, let’s learn how to fake murder!”
Hyunjin straightens instinctively, eyes wide. You suppress a laugh.
“First things first,” Sunyoung says, pulling a bright purple pool noodle from her duffel bag, “Hyunjin, this is you. This is your murder weapon. For now.”
She tosses the pool noodle to him, and he catches it with both hands, then looks down at it with something between horror and confusion.
“This is the weapon that beats me to death?” you ask, staring at the foam tube.
“Only until he learns to mime the blows properly,” she says cheerfully. “We don’t use the real prop club for rehearsals until you both can get through the sequence without looking like drunk raccoons fighting in an alley.”
You snort, and Hyunjin holds the pool noodle up like a katana. “Do I get to name it?”
“No,” Sunyoung replies without missing a beat. “Alright. So we’re gonna start with blocking. Y/N, you’re leading Oliver to meet Brownlow. They’re not here today, so just imagine they exist, which shouldn’t be too hard since Brownlow is about as lively as a bag of wet towels.”
You step into your starting position, pointing toward the staircase with a flourish. “Right this way, sweetheart. Mr. Brownlow’s waiting just upstairs.”
“Beautiful,” Sunyoung says. “Hyunjin, you’re gonna come in from behind”
Hyunjin snickers and pads a few steps behind you, trying to make his steps quiet despite his combat boots clunking like anvils on the stage floor.
“Grab her by the arm,” Sunyoung instructs. “Don’t yank. You’re a bastard, not a linebacker.”
Hyunjin’s hand wraps gently around your forearm. His fingers are warm, and you glance over your shoulder at him with mock surprise.
“Oh!” you gasp. “A violent man in black leather? What a shocking twist.”
“Focus,” Sunyoung barks. “Y/N, you struggle. Pull away. Maybe get a slap in.”
You jerk your arm back and twist, pretending to stumble.
Hyunjin’s eyes widen slightly at your ferocity, but he stays in character, holding on just tight enough to be convincing.
Sunyoung steps forward. “Now we’re gonna add the next part. Hyunjin, you drag her to the staircase. Y/N, you fight him. Claw, grab, kick. Scream if you want. Just keep it real.”
She demonstrates quickly, hooking her arms over Hyunjin’s shoulders and pretending to pull back, then ducking and twisting to break his grip. Her movements are fluid, controlled, and aggressive in all the right ways. Then she shows you how to use your nails against his jacket, sliding down as if you’re being thrown, her heels scraping along the floor in a slow, staged fall.
You nod, watching every move.
“Okay,” you say, stretching your arms and shaking out your fingers. “Let’s try not to accidentally knock my teeth out.”
Hyunjin positions himself again, and you brace, then act. You kick back into him as you twist, one arm wrenching free, then grab at his jacket as he mimics dragging you toward the prop staircase. The two of you fall together in practised chaos.
“Nice,” Sunyoung says. “Now the real fun. Hyunjin, first blow. You’re not actually hitting her, but I want commitment. Swing like you mean it. Y/N, you’re gonna react like it caught your side.”
She steps behind the staircase to demonstrate the angle, how the audience will only see the weapon coming down, your twitching legs, and hear the sound effects layered on top of it. She hands Hyunjin a set of foam marks to follow, stuck to the floor where each blow should land in space, not on you.
“Hit those. With force. We’ll add the sound cues later.”
Hyunjin nods. His jaw tightens, his expression serious. You see him roll his shoulders, resetting.
You shuffle into position behind the staircase, lying on your back. Sunyoung adjusts your legs, shifting your knees to angle just right, your foot tucked in, toes pointed outward.
“Y/N, when he swings, you’re gonna twitch. Just little flinches. Then full-body shakes. The sound will cue you.”
She hands you a small earpiece, already synced to the system. The first beat echoes in your right ear.
You jump.
“That,” Sunyoung says. “Every time you hear that, you move. Got it?”
“Copy that,”
Hyunjin lifts the pool noodle, positions himself above the prop space, and waits.
“Three, two, one, go.”
Thunk.
You twitch violently, one leg shifting.
Thunk.
Your shoulder jerks. Your foot slams once against the stage.
Thunk. Thunk.
You writhe, arms flailing briefly before slapping back to the ground. It’s horrible and weird and a little disorienting. You feel sweat prickling along your spine.
Sunyoung holds her hand up. “Good start,” she says. “Y/N, you’ll keep twitching for thirty seconds total. Being beaten to death isn’t fast unless it’s a vital organ. Which it’s not here. We want realism. But we don’t want to scar anyone. This is college. No one paid to see a snuff film.”
You nod, still breathing hard. “Got it.”
Hyunjin lowers the pool noodle, and it flops around sadly in his grip. “I swear this thing is mocking me,”
A snort escapes you, then a giggle, and then you’re full-on cackling behind the prop staircase, legs still bent at disturbing angles, laughter shaking your stomach. “I’m sorry,” you wheeze. “It’s just this noodle. It’s supposed to be death and it’s fucking flopping like a sad dick.”
Hyunjin raises the noodle and flops it downward with exaggerated force. “Die! Die!”
“Stop it,” you laugh harder. “You’re gonna make me pee.”
Sunyoung doesn’t even blink. “If she pisses herself, rehearsal’s over.”
Hyunjin straightens up, snapping into a mock salute. “Yes, ma’am. Maximum death, minimum piss.”
“Let’s run it again!"
The spring sun is warm but lazy, hanging high in a cloudless sky over the quad at Miroh College like it’s got nowhere else to be. You’re sitting cross-legged on the grass, your stiletto heels kicked off to the side, one leg lazily jiggling as your fingers flip through your battered Oliver! script.
Minsu is perched comfortably in the cradle of your crossed legs, a little kimbap lunchbox balanced on one of his chubby thighs as he happily munches his way through lunch. He’s dressed in blue dungarees over a white t-shirt, a matching blue cap sitting backwards on his head.
Your cardigan flutters in the breeze, tied loosely at the front to show the soft pastel pink lace bralette beneath. Your pants are high-waisted gingham and a pearl belt cinches the waist, and even though your heels are currently off, they sit beside your oversized tote like a fashion-forward threat.
You're scribbling down notes beside It’s a Fine Life, when Minsu suddenly starts talking with his mouth full.
“Jisu, Mimo, Fefi,” he says proudly, spraying a fleck of rice that lands on your page.
You glance down, not even surprised. “Bless you. Try again, buddy.”
He slurps in the bite like a gremlin and swallows dramatically. “I sayin’, Jisu and Mimo and Fefi, my bestest friends now. They played with me all day. ALL DAY.”
“Wow, all day?”
Minsu nods fiercely. “We do Transformers. Jisu say it so cool he almost cry.”
You laugh. “He almost cried?”
“Uh-huh,” Minsu says, very serious. “And then he show me snack cupboard. It BIG. It got fishy chips, choco pies, honey butter, and ALL the gummies. So many gummies.”
You arch a brow. “He gave you sugar?”
Minsu nods like he’s been knighted. “Mimo say I get crazy eyes and then I do my transformer voice and I go ZHOOOM and Fefi fall down, he fall down right on butt!”
You grin. “They sound like good babysitters.”
He hums in agreement, then drops his chopsticks into the grass and leans forward, whispering in a conspiratorial tone, “I know so many swear words now.”
You glance sideways. “Oh yeah?”
“Yeah,” Minsu nods. “Jisu say ‘fuck’ and ‘shit’ and ‘motherfucker’ when he drop rice cup and Mimo go ‘hey!’ and then Fefi say ‘fuck it’ and then laugh. I say it too. Fuck. Shit. Motherfuck.”
You gently wipe a smear of kimchi off his chin as he beams proudly.
“I still like poophead,” Minsu adds thoughtfully. “Poophead is funny.”
“Always a classic,” you say, flipping the page in your script.
He starts humming something that might be the Paw Patrol theme, watching it on your phone with kimbap still clutched in one hand. But then he suddenly turns to you with wide eyes and says, “Mimo, help me with all the wee-wees.”
You blink. “All the what?”
“Wee-wees!” Minsu chirps. “I do SIX wee-wees, sissy. SIX!”
“Six? In three hours?”
“Uh huh.” He nods solemnly, like a war veteran. “First wee-wee, Mimo say okay, let's go bathroom, and I run and he say no run or you pee pants. I sit. I wee-wee normal. No walls.”
“Fantastic,”
“Second wee-wee, I say I don’t need go but I do,” he continues, licking rice off his fingers. “So Mimo go again and he sing me song so I don’t get bored. I try wee like robot but it not work. I just make noise and giggle.”
You stifle a laugh. “Okay.”
“Third wee-wee, I do fart that so big, Mimo go ‘AH FUCK’ and he cover nose and he go BLEHHH.” Minsu demonstrates the gagging in full dramatic glory, retching and clutching his stomach. “He say I stinky butt and need jail.”
You can’t hold it back this time, you laugh so hard your pen falls from your fingers.
“Fourth wee-wee, I wee-wee on Mimo’s sock,” Minsu says, unconcerned. “I thought I finish. I stand up. But SURPRISE! Wee-wee come again and go on sock. Mimo go ‘ah fuck’ but not mad. He say sock go in spinny washer and he do nakey feets after.”
You nod slowly. “So Minho walked around barefoot?”
“Yeah!” Minsu laughs. “He got hairy toes!”
You bury your face in your hand.
“Fifth wee-wee,” Minsu continues, “I try wee in kitchen pan. Jisu scream. He say ‘what the shit!’ and ‘oh my fucking god no!’ and ‘this kid is feral!’ Then Channie come. Channie say no pee near snacks. That not good.”
“Correct, snacks and pee don’t go together.”
“Last wee-wee, I hide behind couch. I say I secret. Mimo see and go ‘nooooo!’ and he pick me up and run and I almost wee but he make it. He say I crazy.”
You just stare at your brother. “You are crazy.”
He shrugs, unbothered, and shoves another piece of kimbap in his mouth.
You sigh deeply, adjusting your script, but then Minsu gasps and jumps off your lap, hands still full of lunch.
“Hey! Where are you going, you gremlin?!”
Minsu doesn't answer, his little legs pumping fast. He’s abandoned his lunchbox and he's running with full toddler energy like the goddamn wind, but his target is clear. A group of five figures has just stepped onto the quad from the path behind the art building, all holding drinks in takeaway cups. Hyunjin, Minho, Jisung, Chan, and Felix. They’re laughing at something Jisung’s saying, shoulders bumped together casually.
Hyunjin is wearing an oversized plaid shirt, mostly unbuttoned, revealing a teasing sliver of collarbone and toned chest. His ripped jeans hang loose on his hips, and his sneakers are pristine and blindingly white. A black cap shades his face, paired with chunky sunglasses that make him look like he just wandered off a fashion shoot by accident.
Minsu’s squeal cuts through the air like a firework.
“MIMO! FEFI! JISU! CHANNIE! HYUNI!”
All five of them pause, turning in unison. Minho blinks. “Is that-”
“IT’S MY BOY!” Jisung yells.
Minsu launches himself at them, still chewing, arms flailing as he throws himself into Jisung’s legs first. Jisung barely catches him without dropping his drink.
“What’s up, little man?!” Jisung laughs, spinning him around.
Minsu squeals and flails in joy, bouncing from Jisung to Felix, hugging his knees, then to Minho, who scoops him up with practised ease.
“I bring lunch!” Minsu announces, mouth still full. “Kimbap!”
Chan ruffles his hair, and Hyunjin watches, smiling widely under his sunglasses. He excuses himself with a pat on Felix’s shoulder and walks across the grass to where you’re still sitting, kimbap box abandoned beside you.
“Hey,” he says, sliding his sunglasses up.
“Hey,”
Hyunjin squats and grabs a roll from Minsu’s lunchbox, popping it into his mouth. “Oh my god. This tastes so fucking good. Who made this?”
You raise your brow. “Me.”
He nods seriously, already reaching for another. “Marry me.”
“That easy, huh?”
“Feed me like this again and it’s over for me.”
Just then, Minsu turns and gasps. “MY LUNCH!”
Hyunjin freezes mid-bite, the kimbap halfway to his mouth. Minsu points at him like Caesar at Brutus, betrayed.
Chan glances at you. “Y/N, you wanna come to the frat house? Hyunjin can order the food there. We can keep Minsu entertained, and you can work on your script.”
Minsu drops to his knees in the grass. “Please! Please! Please! Please!”
You sigh, but you’re already smiling. “Alright. Let me pack up.”
Minsu throws his arms in the air in celebration and runs screaming back toward the others.
You walk through the frat house front door alongside Hyunjin, but the chaos has already begun ahead of you. Minsu is practically flying down the hallway, gripping Chan’s and Jisung’s hands as tightly as his little fingers will allow. Every few steps, the two of them swing him up between them, Minsu’s delighted squeals echoing off the walls each time his feet leave the ground.
“Higher!” Minsu yells, completely fearless.
“Jesus, kid,” Chan mutters, laughing. “You trying to touch the ceiling?”
“UP!” Minsu demands, wriggling. “I FLY!”
“Flight achieved,” Jisung says solemnly as they swing him again.
“Do you hear how smug he is?” you murmur to Hyunjin as you trail behind, arms crossed. “They’ve turned him into a monster.”
“He was already a monster,” Hyunjin points out, pushing open the door to the living room. “We’ve just enhanced his powers.”
Inside, Jeongin is slouched over one arm of the couch with a bowl of cereal that absolutely isn’t from today, Changbin is lying flat on the floor dramatically like he’s been murdered by laziness, and Seungmin has his head thrown back against the sofa, scrolling through his phone with a face that says he's already emotionally checked out of the day.
The second Minsu enters, everything explodes into motion.
“JJ!” Minsu yells, darting over to Jeongin.
Jeongin lifts one arm lazily in a wave. “Sup, little menace.”
“BinBin!” Minsu screams, launching himself at Changbin’s side.
Changbin groans like he’s being tackled by a small rhino.
“Minnie!” Minsu grins, flopping down onto Seungmin’s legs.
“I don’t get paid enough for this.”
“You don’t get paid at all,” Jeongin replies, still eating.
“That’s the problem.”
You and Hyunjin plop down onto the couch together, shoulder to shoulder. You reach for your tote bag to grab your script. Hyunjin’s already grabbed his from the coffee table, flipping to the Oom Pah Pah scene.
“Okay,” you say. “You know I hate the way I deliver this line, right?”
He grins. “I’ve heard you say it thirty different ways, and you hate all of them.”
“That’s because I sound like a drunk pigeon,”
“I don’t know,” he says, tapping the top of the page thoughtfully. “I think it’s more of a cockney flamingo.”
You laugh, poking the side of his ribs. “Fuck you.”
The two of you fall into that familiar rhythm line by line, flipping through the pages, swapping ideas, mocking each other’s dramatic voice choices, debating the emotional arc of a pub song, and snorting every time Hyunjin does his terrible imitation of your falsetto. The rest of the room fades into background noise, even though the frat is anything but quiet.
Minsu is content and thriving in the centre of it all. Chan has poured him some pineapple juice in a plastic cup and is now crouched in front of him like a very patient babysitter-slash-best-friend, nodding along as Minsu monologues about Optimus Prime. Jeongin is showing him how to scroll through photos on a tablet, and Changbin is helping him stack tiny blocks into a tower that will definitely collapse in ten seconds.
Every time Minsu knocks over a tower, he howls in laughter like he’s just heard the best joke of his life.
“Hey, buddy,” Minho says suddenly, crouching beside Minsu, “you're wiggling pretty hard. You need to wee-wee?”
Minsu freezes for a second. “No, Mimo.”
“You sure?” Jisung asks, narrowing his eyes like a detective.
Minsu squirms. “I need to wee-wee! Really bad!”
“Shit, shit, shit—” Minho grabs him like a football and bolts. “Emergency!”
“Go, go, go!” Chan yells like a field medic.
The rest of the room just dissolves into laughter as the sound of Minho’s feet thunders toward the downstairs bathroom. You and Hyunjin don’t even look up, still locked in a semi-serious argument about Nancy’s choreography.
From the hallway, Minsu’s voice echoes. “Mimo, Mimo, it coming out!”
“Jesus, sit down! Pants down first!”
“I was having fun, Mimo! I didn’t wanna stop to wee!”
"You know what’s not fun? Peeing on the floor.”
“I no wee on socks this time! Look! All in toilet!”
“Good job, bud.”
“Uh oh,”
Minho groans. “What now?”
“I need poopy.”
You can all hear Minho’s defeated groan through the wall.
In the living room, everyone erupts into laughter again. Jeongin nearly spits his cereal, Changbin actually rolls onto his stomach, wheezing, and Seungmin just mutters, “He’s a biological weapon.”
But you and Hyunjin? You’re still in your little bubble, pointing at lines, half arguing over whether Nancy should spin or stomp at the bridge.
Then comes the sound of dry heaving.
“I stinky butt!”
Minho retches again. “Oh my god, Minsu. What the fuck did you eat?!”
“Rice and juice!” Minsu giggles.
“I think your kid’s trying to kill Minho,” Felix says from the floor.
“He’ll survive,” you mutter, scribbling a note in the margin.
A few minutes pass. You're in the middle of debating whether a spin would be too dramatic or just dramatic enough when Minsu’s voice returns.
“Mimo, you wipe my poopy bum bum now.”
There’s a pause.
“Alright, little man,” Minho groans.
“Wipe proper, Mimo! Or itchy!”
“Yes, boss man.”
“Hurry! I wanna play!”
“Can’t wipe faster than I’m already wiping!”
Ten minutes later, the bathroom door creaks open. Minho emerges, peg on his nose, holding Minsu’s hand like he’s walking him away from a war crime. Minsu, meanwhile, is beaming.
“Hyuni!” Minsu yells, running into the living room. “Pizza!”
Minho removes the peg and gasps dramatically like he’s been underwater for an hour. “Oh, sweet fuck, fresh air.”
Hyunjin finally looks up from the script and stretches. “Alright, alright, I’ll order.”
He grabs his phone and walks toward Minsu.
“Alright, boss,” he says, crouching to eye level. “Give me your order.”
“Cheese!” Minsu says instantly.
“Obviously.”
“Cheese crust!”
“Got it.”
“Bubble drinks!”
“Fizzy drinks,” Felix corrects from the side.
“Fizzy drinks!” Minsu yells.
“And-” Chan leans down and whispers, “Ice cream.”
“ICE CREAM!” Minsu repeats, raising his hands like it’s the gospel.
He places the order. Everyone relaxes, sprawling out on the couches and beanbags. You scoot over slightly to make room for Minsu when he clambers into your lap with a little grunt.
Pizza arrives fast. You’ve barely finished rewriting Nancy’s third verse when the doorbell rings, and Chan nearly dislocates his shoulder racing to the door. Boxes are opened, sauces are spilt, and the TV is switched on to the animated Transformers series like a religious ceremony.
Minsu sits proudly in your lap, tiny hands full of pizza. He immediately starts sucking the cheese out of the stuffed crust with disgusting enthusiasm, dipping the rest of the slice into garlic sauce with such intensity you'd think he was painting the Mona Lisa.
Jisung watches for a while, then leans over. “So, how much of raising a kid is winging it?”
You take a long sip of cola. “All of it. You think I knew how to potty train an eighteen-month-old? Did I fuck. I made that shit up. Shit hit the walls. Literally.”
Minsu giggles. “Poopy walls!”
Minho nearly chokes on his soda. “Like actual shit on the walls?”
“Like, piece de reshitstance. Little finger smears, everywhere.”
Felix’s face twists. “You poor thing.”
“I was sobbing,” you say. “Like full ugly cry. And then Minsu sees me crying, and starts wailing because I’m wailing, and the two of us are just in the bathroom surrounded by shit and pain.”
Changbin stares. “How did that even happen?”
“Someone wanted potty independence,” you say, staring directly at Minsu.
Minsu grins proudly.
“So,” you continue, “I let him. He toddles out of the bathroom, all smug, and there’s shit from the base of his back up to his fucking shoulder blades. I go into the bathroom thinking, okay, I’ll wipe him down. What I find is-”
“Don’t say it,” Seungmin warns.
“Horror,” you say. “Literal horror.”
Hyunjin whistles. “Jesus.”
Minsu giggles. “I did it! I made poopy paint!”
Everyone laughs again. You bury your face in one hand while Hyunjin gently pats your back like a trauma counsellor.
And honestly? For a chaotic night with a toddler and a house full of barely functioning college boys, this isn’t half bad.
The theatre is buzzing softly with scattered movement, but the seats are empty, except for the front row, where seven college boys are squeezed together. Minsu is planted firmly in Jisung’s lap, his little green dungarees slightly wrinkled, sneakers lighting up every time he kicks his feet.
“I sit here,” he tells Jisung, beaming. “You hold me.”
“Forever and always, boss,” Jisung replies with a grin, adjusting Minsu’s weight so the kid can bounce a little as he watches the stage.
Originally, the plan was to leave Minsu at the frat house. Chan had promised snacks, Minho promised fun wee-wee times with songs, and Felix had bribed the toddler with bubble drinks and ice cream. But none of it worked. Minsu had clung to your leg like a koala, eyes filling with fat tears every time you took a step toward the door. So now, the entire frat is at the theatre, serving as Minsu’s personal fan club-slash-childcare team.
Chan’s got the Paw Patrol movie queued up on Jisung’s laptop for the death scene, and Seungmin is already arguing with Felix about who’s going to hold the snacks. Minho, as expected, has stationed himself two seats away like he’s waiting for another possible emergency toilet dash.
You, meanwhile, are backstage. Lacing up your heeled Victorian boots, checking the tightness of your crimson bodice in the mirror, fingers flitting over your neckline to adjust the gingham trim at the cuffs. Your curls are pinned up in a perfectly dishevelled style. The dress is a deep red, and the striped underskirt adds just enough movement when you spin. You feel like Nancy. You feel alive. Also slightly itchy, but you’re pretending that part isn’t real.
“Hey,” Hyunjin calls from the other side of the dressing curtain, his voice muffled. “You alive in there or did the corset claim a victim?”
You step out and there he is: Bill Sikes in the flesh. The top hat is crooked, his coat is shredded at the hems, the maroon scarf makes his neck look longer. He’s got those fucking gloves on and every step he takes is heavy, deliberate, like a man used to making others flinch. His shirt’s tucked haphazardly into those loose trousers, the sash frayed like hell, and he still somehow looks good. It's fucked.
“You look like you’ve mugged three people and robbed a bread shop.”
He grins. “You look like you murdered your last five husbands and buried them in the gin barrels.”
The lights dim, and the show begins.
Minsu’s eyes widen the second the opening scene starts. The stark workhouse setting, the echo of metal bowls, the cry of a little boy asking for more. Minsu leans toward Chan, whispering, “Why he in trouble? He just hungry.”
Chan sighs. “Yeah, kiddo. The people there are kinda mean.”
Minsu frowns. “That’s poopy.”
Felix nods seriously. “Very poopy indeed.”
Scene by scene, the story unfolds. Oliver walks to London, “Why he walking so far?” Minsu asks, voice squeaky, and he meets Dodger. The guys take turns whispering answers, trying not to disturb the rehearsal while still keeping the toddler entertained.
Then comes Hyunjin’s first scene. The crowd onstage parts for Bill’s entrance, dark and looming. He stalks across the stage like he owns it, delivering the goods to Beomgyu’s Fagin. The room chills. The frat boys boo half-heartedly.
“Meanie,” Minsu says, but then he spots you entering the tavern set, walking straight toward Hyunjin.
Minsu shrieks, “SISSY POO!”
Hyunjin visibly flinches onstage as you try not to laugh mid-entrance.
You saunter up to the makeshift bar, pour him a tin cup of gin, slap it down, and launch into It’s A Fine Life. The lights are warm, and the tavern ensemble joins in, the energy growing with each bar of music.
You bounce across the floor in your boots, tossing flirtatious smirks toward Hyunjin, who leans back in his seat and watches you like a predator. You twirl, flash petticoat, and Minsu is ecstatic. He claps off-beat, legs kicking wildly in Jisung’s lap.
“THAT’S MY SISSY!”
More scenes pass. Then: the apartment scene.
The set is dim. You’re on stage, humming as you fuss over a pan of imaginary eggs. You move like a woman used to being quiet in her own home, hoping not to wake a storm. Then, Hyunjin emerges from under the blankets, voice thick with sleep.
“Nancy, I’m tryin’ to sleep,” he growls. “Go to Fagin’s. Get the cash.”
From the audience, Minsu gasps dramatically. “WHY HE RUDE?! SISSY POO MAKE GOOD FOOD!”
Minho leans over. “Bill’s a meanie, bud.”
“BOO!” Minsu says, full volume.
You keep playing, voice trembling with just the right touch of desperate hope. “You do love me, don’t ya?”
Hyunjin sits up, dragging the sheets, his tone flippant. “’Course I do. I live with you, don’t I?”
Felix covers his face to keep from laughing, whispering, “Nancy should listen to you, kiddo.”
You don’t look at the audience, but a tiny smile curls at your mouth before it disappears behind Nancy’s mask.
A scene later, you’re with Jiwoo’s Bet, waiting at the hideout to grab cash for Bill. The lights glow golden as you’re joined by the kid playing Oliver and the boys playing Fagin’s crew. You start singing “I’d Do Anything.” You twirl Oliver, sing to Dodger, and ruffle one of the pickpocket kids’ hair.
In the audience, Minsu goes still. “MIMO,” he whispers urgently. “That’s my sissy poo. Why she dance with stinky boys?”
Minho clears his throat. “They’re acting, bud. It’s pretend. It’s her job.”
Minsu squints suspiciously. “But they stinky sausages.”
“Very stinky,” Minho agrees, deadpan.
Minsu leans back dramatically, crossing his arms. “I bet Y/N thinks they stinky sausages too.”
“She definitely does,” Minho assures him.
Satisfied, Minsu goes back to bouncing.
Minsu is practically vibrating in Jisung’s lap, cheeks flushed with excitement as he watches you step into the spotlight, the music swelling beneath your feet. The theatre goes quiet as you begin to sing As Long As He Needs Me, your voice soft at first, trembling with the weight of Nancy’s heartbreak.
Minsu’s little hands grip Jisung’s shirt tightly. “Why sissy sad?” he asks in a whisper.
Jisung clears his throat, keeping his voice low. “Because her boyfriend’s a dick, little man. She still loves him, but he’s a real fuckin’ asshole.”
“Ass-hole,” Minsu repeats carefully, nodding with the gravitas of a toddler who has just discovered the world is unfair.
Jisung mouths ‘fuck’ to himself and just strokes Minsu’s back, eyes still on you.
You don’t even notice them. You let Nancy’s pain pour out of you, tears catching in your lashes as you sing about loyalty, love, and devastation. Hyunjin stands in the shadows just off-stage, face unreadable as he watches. You sing like you’re begging, not performing. And by the end, when your voice cracks just slightly on the final “as long as he needs me,” there’s a deep, collective exhale from the guys in the front row.
Minsu claps with all his might. “SISSY POO IS BEST!”
Seungmin quickly wipes at his eye. “Dust. Shut up.”
From there, the play surges forward. Oliver is kidnapped in the marketplace, ripped from Mr. Brownlow’s loving care and dragged back to the criminal underworld by Bill Sikes. The cast moves through the scenes with practised urgency, transitions flowing smoothly. The tension builds, and you reappear backstage, breathless as Nancy.
You plot with Brownlow, hiding in shadows, voice hushed and urgent. You’re going to sneak Oliver out. You’re going to save him.
Minsu is now curled between Jisung and Chan, a stuffed tiger clutched to his chest, eyes wide as he watches you prepare for the final stages of your doomed plan.
And then, it happens. The lights brighten. Music crashes in. Oom Pah Pah begins.
The energy in the room shifts on a dime. You twirl into the tavern set like you own the world, skirts flying as the ensemble joins in. You slap the countertop, pour fake gin, and pull Jiwoo into the crowd as you begin to sing. It’s brash and joyful, and the contrast from your last solo makes it hit ten times harder.
“LOOK!” Minsu points with excitement as you hop up onto the fake bar and belt out the chorus. “LOOK! SHE SPIN!”
He’s completely enraptured, little fists waving in the air, eyes shining like he’s watching the greatest show in the world. Which, in fairness, he is. You’re electric, laughing with abandon as you lead the tavern in distraction, all the while scanning the crowd for Oliver, keeping one eye on the back door for escape.
The guys watch too, even if they’re starting to squirm. They know what comes next.
And sure enough, the music fades. The lights shift cold and blue.
Chan and Jisung act immediately. Jisung pulls the laptop from the bag like it’s a defibrillator and sets it on his lap. Chan puts the kid-friendly headphones over Minsu’s ears as Jisung whispers, “Paw Patrol movie, buddy. Brand new. You ready?”
Minsu’s eyes widen. “New one?!”
“Brand new,” Jisung confirms.
Within seconds, Minsu is fully hypnotised by the flashing colours of the Paw Patrol movie, headphones firmly in place. Jisung places one hand on the back of Minsu’s head, another across his forehead like a protective visor, making sure Minsu won’t glance up even for a second.
On stage, Oliver is walking with you to London Bridge. You crouch next to him, whispering lines full of desperation and quiet hope. Just as the embrace ends, Hyunjin storms in from the opposite wing.
He grabs Oliver roughly, shoving him aside.
“Let him go, Bill,” you say.
You shove him back.
The fight escalates. He grips your arm, yanks you backwards, and the pair of you disappear behind the faux stone staircase. The frat guys see only your feet, one boot kicking, the other twitching. The sound cues start: dull, gut-wrenching thuds. Your cries. Bone-hitting-flesh sound effects from the speakers. The guys in the front row all shrink in their seats.
“Fuck, this is worse than the movie,” Changbin mumbles, hands covering his face.
Minho is wide-eyed. “I didn’t think they’d actually do the sound effects. That’s so fucking realistic.”
Jeongin peeks through his fingers. “Why do her feet move like that?”
Seungmin groans. “Because she’s dying slowly, that’s the fucking point.”
Felix mutters something in horror as another blow sounds, and you let out a groan that echoes through the theatre.
Still, Minsu is perfectly content in Jisung’s lap, laughing softly at something Marshall is doing onscreen. He has no idea what’s happening on the stage ten feet away. Jisung holds him steady, keeping his vision locked downward.
Then the scene ends. The lights dim.
Hyunjin stumbles back onstage, running. A mob of cast members gives chase. There’s shouting, chaos. Bill Sikes climbs the scaffolding, slips. The rope catches him around the middle. A loud BANG goes off as the gunshot hits him. He dangles, limp, caught in midair.
“God that was fucking bleak,” Seungmin says, still partially hiding.
Chan looks over. “Minsu good?”
Jisung nods. “Totally. Think he thinks the pups are in danger or some shit.”
Minho mutters, “Wish we were watching Paw Patrol.”
The rest of the show picks up. Oliver is reunited with Brownlow. Fagin slinks away with Dodger, planning their next thefts. The message is clear: bad people stay bad, but maybe the good can still find peace.
And then the music strikes up again. Oom Pah Pah plays one more time.
The lights explode with colour. The full cast bursts onto the stage, singing and dancing with reckless joy. You are front and centre, spinning with your skirts flowing, grabbing hands and laughing with genuine glee. The show is over. It’s celebration time.
Minsu looks up, eyes wide. His mouth drops open in pure joy.
“OOOOOOH!”
Hyunjin dances up to you and grabs your hand. The pair of you spin in unison before he dips you low, one arm firm around your waist. You’re laughing as you belt the final line, and the cast behind you harmonises the last oom pah pah! with a triumphant cheer.
Minsu loses his shit.
“HYUNI AND SISSY POO!” he screams. “THEY DANCE! THEY DANCE!”
Chan starts laughing. “He’s gonna pass out.”
“They look like the final scene of a rom-com,” Jisung says through a grin.
“MIMO!”
“Yeah, bud?”
“Are they gonna kissy?”
Minho snorts. “I don’t know, little dude.”
“They should.”
“Maybe later. You should tell your sissy poo that.”
Minsu nods seriously. “I will.”
Minho chuckles. “Wait till she’s brushing your teeth tonight, okay?”
Minsu holds up his pinky. “Pinky promise.”
Minho links pinkies with him and whispers, “You’re a menace.”
Minsu beams. “I a little menace.”
The bathroom is warm and quiet, the soft hum of the fan buzzing lazily in the background. You’re sitting on the tiled floor in your red plaid pyjama shorts and camisole, cross-legged with Minsu curled in your lap. He’s in his favourite Bumblebee pyjamas, the little hood with antennae flopping every time he shifts. You’re gently brushing his teeth, one hand steadying his squirming body and the other keeping the brush moving.
“Spit,” you say, holding out the pink plastic cup. Minsu obliges with an overly dramatic pppthhhhhh sound, completely missing the sink and hitting your thigh.
You groan, wiping it with a towel and shaking your head. “You absolute feral gremlin.”
He just grins, wide and proud, toothpaste on his chin.
“Fank you, no more toofies,” he declares and flops back against your chest like he’s finished a great battle.
You’re brushing his curls away from his forehead when his little hand pats your arm. “Y/N,” he says, his voice thoughtful.
“Yeah?”
“Are you and Hyuni gonna kissy?”
“Wait. What?”
Minsu tilts his head and repeats. “You and Hyuni. Gonna kissy?”
You stare at your three-year-old brother like he’s just recited Shakespeare in Latin.
“Excuse me?”
“I ask Mimo,” he explains, utterly unbothered. “But Mimo no know. Mimo say ask you.”
Of course he did. You can already picture Minho’s smug face. You press the heels of your palms into your eyes, trying not to laugh or die.
Minsu makes a dramatic kissy noise. “Like this,” he says. “Mwah. Mwah.”
“Oh my god,” you mutter, dragging your hands down your face. “You’re three. Why are you asking about kissing?”
Minsu shrugs like it’s the most obvious thing in the world. “You pretty. Hyuni pretty. Kissy, no?”
You don’t know whether to laugh, cry, or throttle Minho. Instead, you just sigh and wrap your arms tighter around Minsu, brushing back a curl that's fallen into his eye. “Oh, kiddo. If only life was that simple.”
He frowns. “But do you like Hyuni?”
You hesitate. There’s no point lying, not to him. “Yeah. I like Hyunjin. He’s really nice, isn’t he?”
Minsu nods solemnly. “And pretty too.”
You chuckle. “Yeah, he’s very pretty.”
“He got nice hairs.”
“He does have nice hair.”
“And big shoes.”
“Yep. That too.”
Minsu sits up a little, serious now, tiny hands pressed to your cheeks. “If you like Hyuni and he pretty and you pretty, then you do kissy!”
You squint at him. “Is this what happens in your three-year-old brain?”
He nods. “Yes.”
“Well,” you say, lifting him a little to wipe his face, “maybe you should let grown-ups figure out their own weird grown-up shit.”
Minsu scowls. “You not gonna kissy ‘cause you a scaredy chicken.”
You stare at him, betrayed. “Excuse me?”
“You hear me!” Minsu flaps his little arms. “Bawk bawk! Chicken!”
“I am not-” You can’t even finish because now he’s pecking at your shoulder with his lips like a chicken, full-on clucking into your collarbone.
“You chicken!” he crows between pecks. “Bawk bawk!”
“Okay, that’s enough,” you say through wheezing laughter, scooping him up. “Time for bed before I sell you to the circus.”
“You too scaredy to kissy,” he mumbles smugly, letting his head rest on your shoulder as you carry him to bed.
You settle him into his little bed. His nightlight glows softly, casting little robot silhouettes across the wall. You sit beside him, running your fingers through his curls as he watches you sleepily. You hum, low and quiet, the same lullaby you've always used when you can’t think of anything else.
You smile gently and trace the tip of your pinky down the bridge of his nose. It’s something you figured out by accident when he was two and sick and wouldn’t sleep. For some reason, that soft, repetitive motion calms him instantly. And it still does. Within seconds, his breathing deepens, mouth slightly open, a soft snore building behind his tiny nostrils.
“Night, little menace,”
It’s not even 8:30 in the morning when Hyunjin, groggy and shirtless in a pair of grey sweatpants, opens the door of the frat house and finds you looking like you've lived through a natural disaster. Your hair is scraped into a messy bun that’s leaning hard to the left, your halter crop top twisted at the side like you lost a fight with a toddler, and your light blue high-waisted pants are crumpled around your sneakers like you've sprinted in them.
Then there's Minsu, practically vibrating beside you in his bright red t-shirt and yellow shorts and a little cap perched crookedly on his head. He looks like a human Winnie the Pooh who’s been fed espresso.
You raise one exhausted hand. “Please. Reprieve. Coffee. Need. Tired. Cried before nine. I’m too pretty for this much suffering.”
Hyunjin snorts, stepping aside without a word and gesturing you in like you’re being smuggled out of a war zone. “What happened?”
“Your favourite tiny terrorist woke up at six,” you groan, dragging yourself across the living room like you’re wading through quicksand. “Threw a tantrum because I wouldn’t let him have ice cream for breakfast. Then demanded to see his Mimo and screamed until I almost lost my hearing. I cried. Like, actual tears.”
Minsu doesn’t even look back as he gallops into the living room, eyes already scanning for Minho. The second he spots him curled up on the couch, he climbs straight into Minho’s lap like a cat with a vendetta.
“Hi Mimo!”
Minho, still blinking sleep from his eyes, instinctively wraps an arm around Minsu. “Hi little dude,” he says, his voice still raspy.
You collapse face-first into the loveseat with a groan that sounds like you’ve been exorcised. Your voice is muffled by the cushions. “End me. I’m done. I surrender. I give up. The child wins. I’m out.”
Minho leans down to Minsu and whispers, “What did you do to your sister?”
Minsu leans in close and whispers back, “I needed see Hyuni for kissy plan. So I made Y/N tired.”
Minho nods slowly like this is a perfectly reasonable explanation. “Nicely done, dude.” They fist bump in silent conspiracy.
Meanwhile, Jisung appears from the kitchen like a guardian angel holding out a canned caramel latte. “You need this more than I ever will,” he says, placing it in your limp hand.
You lift your head slightly to peek at him, eyes half-lidded. “God bless your gay soul.”
Minsu hears it. His head perks up immediately like a meerkat
Jisung glances over his shoulder. “Chan! She’s required full gay healing powers. That’s like, crying since sunrise levels of damage.”
Chan appears a moment later, tousled hair and bleary eyes, clutching a cupcake box like it’s an offering to a deity. “You cried already?”
“I cried walking up Greek Row,” you mutter as Jisung pats your hair. “I cried at 6:12. Then at 7:00. He pissed behind the couch at 7:30 and that was it. I decided to come here. I couldn’t survive another fucking second.”
“Oh, honey,” Chan says with pity, popping open the box of cupcakes. “These are from that insane bakery Jisung and I gatekeep. We never share these. That’s how dire this is.”
Jisung nods solemnly.
Chan peels one of the cupcakes and practically feeds it to you, pushing the soft sponge into your mouth.
“There, there,” Jisung croons, stroking your forehead. “So brave. So strong. For real, I would’ve just abandoned him at a firestation.”
You try to speak, but all that comes out is a broken “fuck.”
Across the room, Minsu is curled up happily in Minho’s lap, chewing on the edge of his cap and looking thoroughly pleased with himself.
Then he turns up to Minho. “Mimo?”
“Yeah, bud?”
“What’s gay?”
Minho freezes like someone just put a gun to his head. “Uh-”
You wave your hand in the air without lifting your face from Jisung’s lap. “Have fun explaining that one. He screamed for his Mimo all morning. I’m clocked out, bitch. This is your circus now. Minsu is your monkey.”
Jisung cackles. Chan starts peeling another cupcake.
Minsu blinks up at Minho with wide, innocent eyes. “You tell me?”
Minho clears his throat, looking like he’s considering just running out the door. “Right, okay, uh- So- gay means when a man bear likes another man bear.”
Minsu tilts his head. “Man bear?”
“Yeah,” Minho says. “Imagine two bears. But they’re both guys. They live in a cave. A gay cave.”
Chan and Jisung start snickering.
“They snuggle?” Minsu asks.
“Yeah, they snuggle.”
“Like sleepy snuggles or naked snuggles?”
Jisung chokes on his laughter, and Chan grabs a pillow to cover his face.
Minho powers through. “Mostly sleepy snuggles. But sometimes they also bake cupcakes and watch cartoons together.”
Minsu considers this. “So… like Jisu and Channie?”
Minho sighs in relief. “Exactly. That’s exactly it.”
Minsu’s face lights up. “So they’re man bear gay cave boys!”
Chan groans. “Please don’t let that be my new title.”
Minsu taps his chin. “I love Mimo and Fefi and Jisu and Channie and Hyuni and BinBin and Minnie and JJ. So I gay?”
Minho runs both hands down his face. “No, bud. You love us ‘cause we’re your friends.”
“But I love a lot.”
“You’re a very loving kid.”
“So I half gay?”
Jisung wheezes. “Oh my god.”
Minho sighs. “No. There’s no math involved. It’s just about who you wanna snuggle forever.”
Minsu’s eyes go wide. “Forever?”
“Yeah.”
“Do man bears in gay cave get tired of cupcakes?”
“Sometimes.”
“Then what?”
“Then they order pizza.”
Minsu gasps. “With cheese?”
“Yes,” Chan says solemnly. “Always cheese.”
Minsu nods with all the gravity of a small pope. “I like gay. Man bears sound nice.”
You finally lift your head from Jisung’s lap, grinning weakly. “That’s it. He’s gone. He’s joining the man bear cave.”
Minho drops his head onto the back of the couch with a groan as Minsu continues his questioning.
“Do man bears watch Paw Patrol?”
“If they want to,” Minho mumbles.
“What if man bear wanna be Skye?”
“Then he can be Skye.”
“What if Skye is girl?”
“Man bears can like girl pups. It’s about feelings.”
“What if man bear wanna wear pink?”
“Then he wears pink, Minsu.”
“Even glitter pink?”
“Yes. Even glitter pink.”
Minsu is quiet for a moment, tapping his fingers against his knee. Then he says, “Can Mimo be man bear too?”
Minho looks like he’s seconds from bursting into flames. “Sure, bud. I’ll be whatever bear you need me to be.”
Minsu lights up like a lightbulb. “I be baby bear. You be big bear.”
“Deal,”
Jisung claps his hands together. “You handled that with more grace than any straight man I’ve ever seen.”
Minho groans. “I am never having kids. Ever.”
Hyunjin, curled up in the beanbag, has been giggling the entire time, wiping tears from his eyes. “That was the most deranged conversation I’ve ever witnessed.”
You lift the caramel latte in a slow, tired toast. “Here’s to the man bear gay cave.”
“Cheers,” everyone mutters, even as Minsu starts chanting it like a war cry.
“Man bear gay cave! Man bear gay cave! With cupcakes and cheese!”
“Please,” Minho begs the universe, “knock me out.”
Minho's salvation comes in the form of Hyunjin standing up to go to the kitchen. Without even a beat of hesitation, Minho seizes the moment, leans close to Minsu’s ear, and whispers, “Kissy.”
Minsu’s mouth parts in slow-motion understanding like he’s just recalled an ancient prophecy. His big eyes flick to Hyunjin’s back as he rounds the corner toward the kitchen, and without a word, Minsu slips down from Minho’s lap like a ninja sliding off a rooftop. He tiptoes after Hyunjin, sneakers lighting up every few steps in bright red flashes, giving him away entirely, but his face is determined.
You, meanwhile, are unaware of the chaos brewing in the next room because you’re currently buried under Jisung’s throw blanket like a corpse. Jisung is feeding you banana slices, and Chan is massaging your temples like you’re a stressed-out housewife who’s just returned from the battlefield.
“I don’t wanna move for twelve years,” you mumble, mouth full. “If a meteor hits, I’ll just die. That’s okay. At least I’ll be lying down.”
“We won’t let the meteor get you, angel,” Jisung says as he adjusts the blanket around your shoulders. “We’ll kiss it to death.”
In the kitchen, Hyunjin is halfway through pouring cereal when Minsu suddenly appears beside him, tugging on his sleeve. “Hyuni!”
Hyunjin looks down, grinning. “Hey, little man. You hungry?”
Minsu shakes his head vigorously. “No! I wanna know why you no kissy my sister!”
Hyunjin nearly drops the cereal box. “I- what?!”
Minsu’s eyes sparkle with mischief and sincerity all at once. “She wanna kissy you! She tell me!”
Hyunjin stares, heart trying to escape his chest cavity. “Wait… what?”
“She likey you!” Minsu announces proudly. “Like how Jisu like Channie! She said so! She say you pretty and nice!”
Hyunjin sways slightly, leaning on the counter. For a second, he forgets how to breathe. He’s been pining after you since freshman year, since you shared that jazz elective. That crush didn’t just stick. It fucking settled into his bloodstream like oxygen.
“You want to kissy Y/N?” Minsu asks, eyebrows raised, toe tapping like he's waiting on a business deal to close.
Hyunjin nods, too stunned to speak.
“Go! Kissy kissy! Smoochie smoochie!” Minsu declares, pushing at Hyunjin’s knees like he’s trying to herd a large sheep toward destiny.
Hyunjin laughs and ruffles Minsu’s hair. “Okay, okay, jeez. No pressure, right?”
Minsu beams and sprints behind him like a bodyguard escorting a VIP back into the living room. As soon as Hyunjin walks in, you lift one sleepy eye to glance toward the noise and immediately spot Minsu grinning like a criminal behind Hyunjin’s legs.
You sit up slowly. “What the hell did you do, Minsu?”
Minsu claps his hands. “You two can kissy now! Hyuni know you wanna kissy him! He wanna kissy you! Say thank you!”
Your soul leaves your body for a moment. You turn your head toward Minho with deadly calm. “Minho. You can keep him forever.”
Minsu beams. “I help you! Say thank you!”
“No,” you reply.
Minsu stomps his foot. “Say thank you!”
You stick your tongue out at him. “Make me, gremlin.”
He gasps, betrayed.
Hyunjin, trying very hard not to laugh and betray his own amusement, clears his throat. “How about, instead of a kissy right now, a date? Maybe tomorrow?”
You slowly lower yourself back into Jisung’s lap and cover your face with your hands. “Let me die first. Then yeah, date sounds cool. Maybe in the afterlife.”
Minsu is undeterred. “Now kissy!”
“No!” you snap.
And that’s all it takes. The tiny stormcloud that is Minsu explodes into a full tantrum, flinging himself onto the floor like a possessed worm, shrieking about how you’re a “stinky meanie” and that you “no say thank you for kissy plan” and that he “worked hard like a big brain baby.”
“Oh god,” you groan, grabbing a pillow and smothering your face. “Let me suffocate in peace.”
Chan winces. “That’s a Category 5 tantrum.”
Jisung strokes your hair. “You’ve got maybe thirty seconds before the glass breaks.”
Minho, watching this unfold, slowly starts to back away. You lift your head just enough to narrow your eyes at him. “No way, bitch. He’s your problem today.”
Minho freezes. “Fuck.”
Then, in an act of desperation, Minho switches sides. He crouches beside Minsu and starts patting his back. “You’re right, bud. Your sister is so mean. She’s the worst. You worked so hard on that plan. I’m mad for you.”
Minsu’s cries lessen just slightly. “She not say thank you”
“She’s rude,” Minho nods solemnly, mouthing sorry at you while validating Minsu’s spiral. “Awful. Just so rude.”
“She mean to me and she look bad!”
Minho cringes but nods along. “Yeah, she looks awful.”
“Poopy bad.”
“Exactly. The worst.”
You glare at Minho as he keeps mouthing sorry while Minsu continues, “She look like poopy ratty lady!”
That does it. You flop back on the couch like you’ve been shot.
Chan immediately starts stroking your cheek. “You’re a goddess, baby.”
Hyunjin has turned to face the corner, shoulders shaking with laughter. You can practically hear him wheezing.
Minsu’s tantrum eases completely now, satisfied that his Mimo understands the full extent of the betrayal.
“I get you another drink!” he shouts, and before you can stop him, he’s dragging Minho to the kitchen, leaving you lying on the couch like roadkill.
You sigh, rolling your head toward Jisung and Chan. “You two beautiful gays. Listen to me.”
They both sit up straighter, eyes wide. “Yes, ma’am?”
“Don’t adopt,” you whisper. “Don’t get a surrogate. Just be two man-bears in your cave. Even if all your family members die and there’s no one else left, don’t raise a baby bear. Do not subject yourselves to being called ratty poopy gays after years of feeding and diaper changing. Don’t do it.”
They nod solemnly like they’re receiving sacred instruction.
Chan locks pinkies with him. “Just us. Beautiful gay bears with unshattered self-esteem.”
Moments later, Minsu and Minho return. Minsu proudly hands you a canned latte like he’s just retrieved the holy grail. “Here! Your hair messy too. Fix it. Then you look less poopy!”
You accept the drink, stare at it, then look at the two gay bears beside you.
“No kids,” Chan says immediately.
“Never,” Jisung agrees.
Minsu is oblivious, bouncing on the balls of his feet like he’s fixed all your problems.
“I come on date with you and Hyuni!” he declares with delight.
You bolt upright. “Absolutely not. You will be having a sleepover with your Mimo.”
Minho’s face drains of all colour. “Wait, what?”
You don’t even blink. “You heard me.”
Minsu screams with glee, throws his arms around Minho’s legs, and starts babbling about movies and popcorn and sleeping on the floor.
Minho stares at you with pure betrayal.
You sip your canned latte. “Your circus. Your monkey.”
Minho groans, but when Minsu hugs him and calls him the “bestest Mimo in the world,” he melts. “Yeah, bud. Sleepover.”
Minsu throws his hands up in the air like he’s won a prize, and Minho scoops him up with a resigned sigh, hugging him close.
Hyunjin barely finishes unlocking the frat house door when it swings open to reveal you standing there, hair loosely curled, face framed by soft tendrils, minimal makeup glowing naturally under the morning light.
You’re wearing a black tube top that hugs just right and a high-waisted olive green cargo-style skirt with oversized pockets and a belt slung casually at your waist. A pair of classic black high-top Converse completes the look, and you give Hyunjin a lazy little smile like you haven’t been racing around for the last forty-five minutes trying to get Minsu dressed, fed, and packed.
Hyunjin blinks once, taking in the sight before looking down at Minsu, who’s standing next to you, vibrating like a wind-up toy ready to pop. He’s wearing a blue and red Paw Patrol onesie with matching slipper boots that make soft shuffling noises as he bounces on his feet. His overnight bag hangs awkwardly from one shoulder, bulging with toys and snacks and what appears to be a roll of duct tape for some reason.
“Holy shit,” Hyunjin mutters under his breath, still absorbing the double impact of adorable chaos and glowing beauty.
You squint up at him. “You better be reacting to the outfit and not the gremlin.”
Hyunjin snorts. “Both. Honestly, both are kind of melting my brain.”
Minsu bounces in place. “Hyuni! Sleepover!”
Hyunjin crouches down to Minsu’s height. “That’s right, buddy. They’ve got a whole setup inside. Pillow fort, snacks, cartoons, the whole nine yards.”
“YAY!” Minsu squeals and sprints past Hyunjin into the house, slipper boots sliding slightly against the floor as he skids into the living room.
Inside, Minho, Jisung, Seungmin, Jeongin, Changbin, Chan, and Felix are waiting around a ridiculously elaborate pillow fort. It looks like an IKEA showroom exploded. There are fairy lights strung across blankets, a mountain of cushions, a popcorn machine in the corner, and Paw Patrol blasting from the flat screen.
Minsu launches himself toward the chaos like it owes him money. “Mimo! Minnie! JJ! BinBin! Jisu! Channie! Fefi! Sleepover!” He practically vibrates with joy as each guy greets him with high-fives and fist bumps, shouting greetings right back, matching his volume and enthusiasm with impressive accuracy.
You watch the scene unfold, arms folded across your chest, smiling in disbelief. “Okay, so where are we going?” you ask, turning toward Hyunjin.
Hyunjin, still recovering from watching Minsu crash into Jeongin with the force of a meteor, looks at you with a crooked grin. His outfit mirrors the sleek utility aesthetic, black cargo trousers paired with a black button-down shirt that’s worn mostly open, showing off a fitted white tank underneath. A thick black belt wraps around his waist, accentuating the clean lines of the ensemble. Chunky black boots complete the look, and his naturally spiked hair sticks out in all directions like he walked through a wind tunnel and decided to own it.
“Because your three-year-old brother is not your responsibility until tomorrow morning,” Hyunjin says, motioning toward the chaos inside, “I’ve decided we’re doing something involving alcohol.”
Your eyes widen. “Real alcohol?”
“Very real. And also... pottery.”
You gasp like you’ve just been handed the golden ticket to Willy Wonka’s Boozy Pottery Emporium. “You hear that?”
Hyunjin raises a brow. “Hear what?”
You tilt your head, feigning serious listening. “That’s my panties dropping.”
You don’t realise Minsu’s just around the corner, picking a toy out of his bag.
Hyunjin snorts so hard he nearly doubles over. “Jesus fucking Christ.”
And with that, you both slip out the door, leaving chaos, cartoons, and one very impressionable toddler behind.
As soon as the door shuts, Minsu glances up from his toy haul and blinks. “Why are Y/N’s panties dropping?”
Seven full-grown men freeze like deer in headlights.
Jisung, the first to recover, goes, “What the actual fuck.”
Minho makes a strangled sound. “Okay! Uh- who wants to play Paw Patrol?!”
Minsu ignores the distraction, eyes narrowed with the focus of a war general. “Why panties drop?”
Chan looks around the room, lips pressed into a hard line. “Alright. Damage control time. Fast. Go.”
“Panties drop when you sneeze really hard,” Jeongin tries.
“That’s hats,” Seungmin mutters.
Felix starts rifling through Minsu’s overnight bag. “Distraction! Distraction! Where the hell is the Rubble truck?!”
Minsu won’t let up. “Why she say panties drop for Hyuni?”
Changbin gestures wildly. “It’s- uh- it’s a phrase. Like- Like rain! It means love rain. It’s raining love. In panties form.”
“WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!” Jisung cries.
“SHUT UP, I PANICKED!”
Minsu is now laser-focused. “Is panties like hugs?”
Felix whimpers. “Someone answer this or I’m calling child services on myself.”
Chan takes over like he’s running a hostage negotiation. “Listen, Minsu, buddy. That’s a grown-up thing to say. Only grown-ups say it.”
“Why?” Minsu asks, head tilted like a confused puppy.
“Because if little kids say it,” Minho begins carefully, “the grown-up police come.”
Minsu gasps. “Police?”
“Anti-panty police,” Jeongin says grimly.
“They show up,” Jisung nods, “and they take away your toys.”
“Your cartoons,” Seungmin adds.
“Your Paw Patrol episodes,” Changbin finishes with a dramatic whisper.
Minsu looks like he’s just been told Santa Claus died. “My Paw Patrol?”
Chan nods solemnly. “Gone. Forever. No more Chase. No more Rubble. No more Ryder. Just... silence.”
Felix starts to look genuinely guilty. “Guys, we’re gonna give him a complex.”
“Worth it,” Minho hisses. “We can’t let him repeat that phrase in public. Y/N will cry in the street. She’ll give up on life. She’ll dissolve into dust.”
“Why panties drop?” Minsu tries again, quieter this time, like he’s trying to test the waters.
“You say that again and the anti-panty police are gonna eat your toys,” Jeongin says with the stone-cold confidence of someone who has worked retail during holiday season.
Just as Minsu’s face begins to crumple into genuine toddler heartbreak, Seungmin leaps into action, pulling something out of his backpack.
It’s a brand-new Chase plushie, tag still on.
He thrusts it into Minsu’s arms. “HERE. FOR YOU.”
The tantrum, which had been building like a pressure cooker, dissipates immediately. Minsu gasps, clutches the toy to his chest, and squeals with joy, eyes lighting up like Christmas morning.
“Chase! New Chase! Fefi got me new Chase!”
Felix glares at Seungmin. “You had that the whole time?”
Seungmin shrugs, grinning. “It was too funny. I wanted to see you all suffer.”
“YOU FUCKING GREMLIN,” Chan yells, throwing a pillow at him.
Minho drops his head to the floor dramatically. “I lost six years of my life to that conversation.”
Jisung flops back onto the couch. “I think my soul left my body.”
Jeongin looks at Seungmin with genuine awe. “You are both my hero and my villain.”
Minsu, completely oblivious to the emotional destruction left in his wake, climbs into the pillow fort, new plushie in one arm and an apple juice box in the other. “Let’s do sleepover! Yay!”
And with that, seven grown-ass men collapse into various forms of exhaustion around the living room as Minsu resumes singing the Paw Patrol theme song at full volume, utterly thrilled with life.
Hyunjin and you have only been gone twelve minutes.
It’s gonna be a long fucking night.
The evening is warm, the sky still streaked in violet and gold, and the buzz of a Friday night crowd hums behind you. You follow Hyunjin down a quieter side street, away from the traffic and neon lights, to a tucked-away pottery studio glowing softly through frosted glass windows.
"So you booked us a pottery class? You trying to Ghost me?"
Hyunjin smirks, already pulling open the door and gesturing dramatically for you to step inside. "Only if you promise not to drop your panties when I touch your hands."
“Don’t flatter yourself. I wore my good panties today. You’re not getting near them unless you pay the toll.”
Inside, the space is cozy but sleek, modern wood paneling lining the walls with clusters of ceramic pieces on display. The receptionist beams as Hyunjin checks you both in. He’s reserved the private room in the back, it's quiet, softly lit, and there’s a low table with a full pottery wheel, two stools, and two bottles of chilled soju already on ice.
“Oh, he’s serious,” you mutter, sinking into the stool while eyeing the instructor, a short, energetic woman who introduces herself as Nari and begins explaining the basics of clay handling, wheel speed, and structure.
You're half-listening, half-watching Hyunjin, who already looks like some tortured artistic genius as he rolls up his sleeves and starts forming the clay into something shapely and even. It's not fair. He looks annoyingly good doing anything.
You, meanwhile, are pouring yourself a glass of soju and topping it off with a splash of wine from the open bottle nearby. “What is this? Bougie alcoholics anonymous for art majors?”
Hyunjin snorts. “Some of us are actually taking this seriously.”
“I’ve had a toddler screaming at me since before sunrise most days. I deserve alcohol, art, and attention.”
Nari chuckles as she finishes her brief tutorial, gives Hyunjin a subtle ‘good luck’ look, and leaves you two alone. You immediately spill a bit of your drink on the table, sigh, and slide your hand into the clay like you're digging through a bog.
“Wow,” Hyunjin says, deadpan. “Are you trying to murder the clay or seduce it?”
“Both,” you say proudly, massaging the sticky mess. “This is abstract trauma. It’s gonna be titled ‘My Three-Year-Old Pisses Behind The Couch At Seven A.M.’”
He laughs and shakes his head, clearly trying not to smile too hard as he leans over to inspect your creation, or lack thereof. “Okay, I can’t let this happen. I need to intervene. This is offensive.”
“Oh no,” you say dramatically. “You’re gonna get behind me and guide my hands, aren’t you?”
“I literally am,” he says, gently placing his hands over your sticky ones. “I’m saving the clay’s life.”
His chest is warm against your back, the smell of whatever woodsy cologne he put on tonight threading through your senses. You pause, feeling the steady way his hands wrap around yours and start guiding you through a smoother, more confident shaping motion.
You squint at the clay, wobbling under the pressure. “This is the most action I’ve had in years.”
“Don’t start.”
“No, seriously. I’ve got cobwebs where my G-spot is. You try gaining a half-brother at eighteen and suddenly becoming a full-time guardian. Boys do not line up for that shit. I’m like a single mom but without the hot divorcee backstory. There’s just me, a very small man with a bladder control problem, and a paediatrician on speed dial.”
Hyunjin laughs against your shoulder, his breath warm, his hands still gently guiding yours on the wheel. “You know you’re completely insane, right?”
“You chose to go on a date with me. So what does that say about you?”
“That I’ve had a crush on you since jazz class freshman year, and I’m incredibly patient.”
You freeze just slightly, blinking at the spinning wheel in front of you. “Jazz class? No fucking way.”
“Yeah,” he says, voice lower now, still casual but sincere. “You were always the only one who could actually follow the rhythm. I looked like a confused ostrich next to you.”
You laugh again, but this time it’s a little warmer, a little more real. “I thought you were just really intense about plies.”
“I was really intense about watching you do plies,” he mutters, and then immediately ducks his head like maybe that was too far.
You glance sideways at him, eyebrow raised. “Well, now I’m going to have to schedule another pottery night just so I can recreate this moment and record your face.”
“You’re impossible.”
“You love it.”
“...Yeah,”
You blink, but before you can say anything, your over-focused attempt at shaping the clay suddenly warps and collapses inward like a melted ice cream cone. Hyunjin groans dramatically.
“Oh, look, it’s your heart when I don’t text back,” you say, trying to salvage it.
“It’s the clay’s way of asking me to stop flirting with someone who handles ceramic like she’s squishing literal shit.”
You grin, leaning back against his chest again. “Still not the worst date I’ve ever been on.”
“Tell me the worst.”
“Had a guy ask me mid-dinner if I was still breastfeeding my kid. Minsu was one, and he knew I was the legal guardian. He thought I was just an extremely youthful-looking mom. I asked for the cheque while he asked if he could call me ‘mommy’ in bed.”
Hyunjin chokes on air. “What the fuck.”
You nod solemnly. “I have not recovered.”
He’s laughing now, shoulders shaking behind you as you both lean over the messy wheel, still barely salvaging the misshapen lump of clay. “Okay, in comparison, I’m feeling like an absolute dream right now.”
“You are a dream. A clay-covered, slightly-too-handsome dream with annoyingly perfect bone structure.”
“I will accept that compliment, even though you’re mostly complimenting my genetics.”
“I’m a single guardian,” you say with a flourish, throwing your arms up and nearly flinging clay. “Let me objectify you.”
You both laugh, and it hangs in the space between you, soft and genuine. The wine is starting to hit your system, your shoulders loosening, and for the first time in a long time, you don’t feel like you’re carrying the entire world on your back. Just maybe a small, slightly lumpy ceramic pot and the full attention of a boy who knows how to make you laugh even when your life is a chaotic whirlwind of juice boxes and tantrums.
You reach for your drink again, sloshing it slightly but still sipping happily. “So, what are we naming this disaster?” you ask, gesturing to the clay blob.
“‘Hope and Regret,’” Hyunjin says instantly. “Subtitle: ‘How She Seduced Me Over a Soju Bottle.’”
You snort into your cup. “Please. You were already seduced. You booked a private pottery session.”
He shrugs, feigning casual. “I have to admit, I was kinda banking on the sexy pottery moment.”
You grin. “And did it meet expectations?”
“Exceeding. Except for the clay. The clay is in mourning.”
You tilt your head, mock-pouting. “So you like me for my jokes and trauma, not my art skills.”
“And your stunning fashion sense,” he adds, eyeing your skirt and tube top. “Very no-nonsense hot girl energy.”
“High praise from a man dressed like a K-drama villain with a heart of gold.”
“I’ll take that.”
The music playing from the studio speakers swells into a slow, jazzy tune, and Hyunjin glances at you with a raised eyebrow. “We finished our pots. Wanna dance?”
You pause. “Here? Now?”
“There’s no one watching.”
You narrow your eyes, finish your wine in one long sip, then push back your stool. “Only if you lead.”
“Oh, I always lead.”
You roll your eyes but let him pull you into a clumsy sway in the middle of the pottery room, half-laughing as he spins you slowly in the dim light, your shoes scuffing against the wood. And for a second, just a second, it feels like the version of life you’d never thought you’d have again, carefree, young, selfish in the good way.
“Thank you,” you murmur, your voice soft now.
“For what?”
“For booking this. For letting me forget I’m raising a toddler for a few hours.”
Hyunjin’s smile turns gentler. “You’re more than just that.”
“I forget sometimes.”
“Well,” he says, spinning you one more time before pulling you close again. “I won’t let you.”
You don’t say anything back, but you rest your head against his shoulder. And for the first time in a long, long time, you let yourself just breathe.
When you and Hyunjin get back to your apartment, the hallway smells like someone down the hall just burned ramyeon, and your arms are loosely linked as you unlock the front door. The moment it swings open, the lived-in warmth of your home washes over you like a soft blanket, soft yellow light from the hallway lamp, toys shoved halfway under the couch, and the distinct trail of small shoes and half-shed clothes leading toward Minsu’s room. It’s quiet. Peaceful. You’re unused to it.
Hyunjin steps inside behind you, slipping off his boots as you toe off your sneakers with a dramatic groan. “Home sweet semi-chaotic home,” you mutter, gesturing broadly like a tour guide who’s lost her patience.
He follows you into the small living room, and immediately his gaze gets caught on the little museum of Minsu you’ve unintentionally curated. Marker-drawn masterpieces cover the fridge and spill onto the walls nearby, most of them done on cheap paper that’s curling at the corners.
You know exactly which ones are from the ‘unsupervised’ era because they’re directly on the walls, one is just a blue scribble, another is a red monster with big triangle teeth and what looks like either tears or sweat drops flying off its head.
Hyunjin grins at the chaos. “Okay, some of these look like cursed relics.”
“Oh, fully,” you say, flopping onto the couch for a second. “This one,” you point to a drawing taped eye-level to the wall. “Is called ‘Y/N said the F-word and then stubbed her toe.’”
He laughs as he walks toward the hallway and pauses by the picture frames along the wall. One after another, candid shots of you and Minsu smile back at him. There’s one of you at eighteen, holding a six-month-old Minsu with big eyes and a full head of curly hair, your face blotchy from crying but smiling through it anyway. Another from when he turned one, cake all over his face. Another from when he learned to walk, arms up like Frankenstein as he waddled across the living room. You’ve got your hands just out of frame, cheering. Hyunjin lingers on that one the longest.
“You’ve always done this alone?” he asks softly, turning to you.
You nod, grabbing a throw pillow and hugging it to your chest. “There wasn’t anyone else left, not really. It was me or the system. And I wasn’t about to let him grow up without someone who gives a shit.”
Hyunjin walks past the hallway and stops at the doorway leading to the kitchen. On the doorframe, there’s a long vertical chart drawn in permanent marker, height lines labelled in messy handwriting. Most are labelled ‘Minsu’ with various dates, almost month by month. But far above them, at the exact same height, are lines labelled ‘Y/N.’
“Why are you still measuring yourself?”
“Minsu demands it. He insists it’s only fair. I try to tell him adults don’t grow but he doesn’t give a shit.”
“That’s commitment,” he says, stepping back to admire the doorway like it’s a museum exhibit. “You really do build your whole world around him, huh?”
You shrug, not defensive, not apologetic. “He’s my family.”
Hyunjin nods thoughtfully, turning back to you. “You’re doing really well with him. Except for the pissing-on-the-wall thing. That needs work.”
You groan and throw the pillow at him. “You’re awful,” you say, laughing as you kick off your shoes. “You know what I want right now?”
“More sex?” he says, wiggling his eyebrows dramatically.
You snort. “No. Although, yes. But no. What I want is a night of uninterrupted sleep in my own bed, with a beautiful man next to me and no one screaming ‘Mimo’”
Hyunjin taps his chin like he’s considering. “You know what? That can be arranged. Maybe even a beautiful man who watches a movie with you and drinks wine like a classy, exhausted adult.”
You groan in delight, standing up and stretching as you walk toward the kitchen. You reach for the fridge, which has been baby-proofed with a lock you bought online at 2 a.m. one desperate night after Minsu opened it and ate a raw egg.
“I hate that I have to unlock the fridge like I’m sneaking into Fort Knox,” you mutter as you twist the child lock open and grab a bottle of chilled white wine.
“I can’t believe you child-locked alcohol,” Hyunjin says, trailing after you.
“You wanna explain to a three-year-old why he can’t drink the grown-up juice that smells like juice but makes you sleepy?” you say, uncorking the wine like a pro and pouring two glasses. “I didn’t think so.”
You hand him a glass and clink your own against it. “To questionable parenting and fine alcohol.”
“To mildly traumatised clay,” he replies, smirking.
You both head into your room, wine glasses in hand. Your room is cosy, a little messy, with a basket of tiny socks in the corner and a dresser with a makeup mirror rimmed in warm yellow fairy lights. You flop onto the bed with a long sigh, and Hyunjin sits next to you, toeing off his boots with a satisfied grunt.
You reach for the remote and turn on the TV mounted on the wall. A cheerful, high-pitched voice immediately explodes through the speakers. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
“Sorry, sorry,” you groan, fumbling for the remote. “I forgot to switch it-”
“No, no, wait,” Hyunjin says, hand on your wrist. “What if we reclaim it?”
You blink. “What?”
“You watched this as a kid, right?”
You shrug. “Yeah, kinda."
“Then let’s watch it now. But for us. Not for a three-year-old. We’ll drink wine and watch Mickey Mouse like the emotionally complicated adults we are.”
You grin, touched in a way that surprises you. “You’re my dream man.”
“I know.”
You snuggle back into the bed, shoulders brushing as the theme song starts up. You take a sip of your wine and laugh at how ridiculous it is, two twenty-somethings curled up with alcohol watching Mickey Mouse like it’s Oscar bait. But somehow, it feels exactly right.
He leans his head against yours halfway through the second episode, and you don’t move away. The wine is warming you from the inside out, and so is the feeling of someone sitting beside you, not because they have to, but because they want to. Because they like your jokes, your mess, your weird fridge art and sharp mouth and all the soft, tired parts of you.
It’s the kind of night you’ll remember when things get hard again. When Minsu won’t eat anything but ketchup packets, or when he screams in the middle of the night for someone you can’t be. You’ll remember this. You’ll remember that you are still young. Still allowed to want things. Still allowed to be loved.
And when Hyunjin bumps your shoulder gently and whispers, “This is kinda perfect,” you smile.
“Yeah, it really is.”
The morning sunlight is barely warm when you and Hyunjin show up at the frat house, each carrying an iced latte, sunglasses on, steps lazy with satisfaction and sleep. You’re in white linen trousers that swish with each movement, a black halter top hugging you just enough for comfort, and your hair is loosely tied up, still slightly damp from the shower.
Hyunjin’s dressed in grey sweatpants, a white tank top that clings to him in that annoyingly perfect way, and fresh white sneakers. He’s somehow managing to look like he just walked off the set of a Calvin Klein ad, while you look like someone who’s finally had eight hours of sleep and a night without a toddler kicking you.
He sips his coffee and nudges your arm with his. “Ready to see the aftermath of the Great Sleepover?”
You groan dramatically. “If he’s drawn on anyone’s face with permanent marker, I’m just walking away.”
The door creaks open, and immediately, you're greeted by chaos. Actual, living chaos.
Minsu is sitting trouserless in Changbin’s lap, wearing nothing but his Optimus Prime t-shirt and a pair of slightly skewed Paw Patrol underwear, swinging his legs happily as Changbin feeds him spoonfuls of what looks like cereal with rainbow sprinkles on top. You blink.
“Why is he pantsless?” you ask, more to the universe than anyone in particular.
“Morning!” Changbin says with the haunted look of someone who has seen things. “He said pants were itchy and he didn’t want to wear them anymore. I gave up. I’m just a spoon delivery system now.”
Jisung is in the corner, curled up like a ball of post-trauma noodles, full-on sobbing while Chan kneels beside him, trying to coax him out of it like he’s talking down a hostage. His shirt is wrinkled, hair in wild tufts, and you’re not sure whether his sobs are from exhaustion or something worse.
“Jisung, honey, are you okay?” you ask, cautiously stepping closer.
He shakes his head without looking up.
Chan looks at you helplessly. “So, uh. Minsu forgot where the toilet was. And he didn’t wake any of us. He found a pan.”
Minsu, chipper as ever, looks up from his cereal and chirps, “Wee-wee and poopy pan!”
You drop your iced latte. “Oh no.”
Hyunjin is snickering behind you, not even pretending to be helpful.
“He wasn’t in the room when I woke up,” Jisung gasps between sobs. “I thought he’d been abducted by raccoons. I checked every room. Every single room. Then I went into the kitchen, and he was there. On the floor. Shitting in the pan. And he smiled at me. He smiled.”
“Oh, you poor gay,” you murmur, dropping beside him to pull him into your arms. He latches onto you like a drowning man clinging to a life raft.
“I have so much respect for you,” he whispers. “You do this every day. You’re a hero.”
“Thanks, baby,” you say, patting his head.
Chan sighs and scrubs his face. “We just… we threw the pan into the Sigma Chi garden. We didn’t know what to do.”
You start laughing so hard you nearly cry.
Minho is lying on the rug, head casually perched on Felix’s ass like it's the world’s firmest pillow, watching cat videos on his phone. Felix doesn’t even seem to care; he’s scrolling TikTok like it’s a normal Sunday morning. Jeongin and Seungmin are tangled up in a blanket cocoon on the other end of the couch, both mindlessly scrolling as if this is just any other post-apocalyptic morning.
“How was your date?” Jisung asks from your arms, voice muffled against your shirt. “Make me feel better with adult romance stories.”
You lift your chin proudly. “Amazing. There was wine and pottery. I almost had a spiritual awakening. Like, near-tantric orgasm levels. Then we had some adult bonding, and I had a real orgasm.”
“Ooh, that’s hot,” Jisung says, sniffling.
Then Minsu, completely unfazed, cheerily asks, “What’s orgasm?”
The room freezes.
Every single person goes silent. Then chaos. Felix stands up and bolts out the front door. Minho immediately fake snores and goes limp on the rug. Jisung crawls under the couch. Chan vanishes behind it. Seungmin dashes up the stairs like his life depends on it. Jeongin heads to the basement. It’s like a fucking fire drill.
You and Hyunjin flee to the kitchen, iced lattes in hand, crouching behind the island like two fugitives. Changbin is left alone in the living room, Minsu still cheerily perched in his lap.
“BinBin?” Minsu calls. “What’s orgasm?”
“Oh shit,” Hyunjin breathes, covering his mouth to muffle his laugh.
You lean against the cabinets, red-faced, shaking with giggles. You both listen as Changbin valiantly tries to distract the three-year-old with cereal trivia and wild improvisation.
Behind the kitchen island, Hyunjin nudges your shoulder. “Be my girlfriend?”
You blink, a little startled by the sudden shift, but your heart stutters pleasantly at the soft smile on his face. He’s still crouched, hiding like a child who’s broken a vase, but there’s something serious in his eyes. You beam. “Okay.”
He leans in and kisses you, just a warm, smiling kiss that tastes a little like coffee and a lot like relief and affection.
“Yay! Kissy!” comes a high-pitched squeal, and you both turn to see Minsu peeking around the corner.
You groan, tilting your head back against the cabinets. “You still sure about this ‘me being your girlfriend’ thing?”
Hyunjin laughs. “I think I’ve never been more sure.”
Minsu rushes over and clambers into Hyunjin’s lap like he’s a beanbag chair. He immediately tries to reach for your latte.
“Hey, little gremlin,” you warn. “That’s mine.”
“But it yummy,” he argues, trying to sip it through the straw while Hyunjin holds it out of reach.
“Tell you what,” Hyunjin says. “You tell me about your pan adventure, and I’ll share one sip.”
Minsu’s eyes go wide. “Okay! So, I woke up and needed wee-wee and no toilet! I go looking and looking and then ta da! Pan!”
He throws his arms out like a magician revealing a trick.
Hyunjin chokes on his sip of coffee. “You really just picked a pan.”
“It shiny pan!” Minsu insists. “And I sit down and go wee-wee. Then I go poopy. Then Jisu find me! I say ‘Hi Jisu!’ and he scream like monster! Then Channie throw pan over fence! So fun!”
You and Hyunjin exchange a glance, trying desperately not to burst into laughter. Minsu beams, utterly delighted by his retelling.
Hyunjin wraps one arm around your waist and presses a kiss to the crown of your head. You lean into him, warm and content, resting your cheek against his shoulder as Minsu babbles on.
“Hyuni,” Minsu says seriously, eyes wide and hopeful, “you play with me lots now?”
“Yeah, little man,” Hyunjin says, smiling. “Lots.”
Minsu looks between the two of you, blinking slowly like he’s processing something big, then whispers, “Y/N, we keep Hyuni?”
You glance at Hyunjin, who looks back at you with a crooked smile that makes your chest ache a little. You whisper back, “Yeah, Min, I think so.”
Minsu grins like the sun.And in that messy kitchen, crouched behind the counter with an iced latte, a half-naked toddler, and a beautiful boy who looks at you like you hung the damn moon, it’s hard not to feel like, yeah, maybe it is a fine, fine life.
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𖤐 SpiderHan really had its moment in the fandom and honestly?? we need that comeback, maybe i'll write more of him? 💭
Jisung rolled his eyes at the guy who tried to run away from him on the street. He had just caught him stealing from the 24/7 grocery store — and that wasn’t happening. Not on his watch.
“Hey! Do you seriously think you can outrun me?” Jisung’s voice rang out as the man started gaining distance. “It’s almost 3 a.m., and I promised myself I’d sleep early today. Don’t ruin this for me!”
As he finished complaining about the guy — now nearly turning the next corner — he pointed his hand, and the next thing he knew, his web shooter launched him forward at high speed. His spider-sense kept him safe, guiding him past obstacles and avoiding the lamppost just in time.
The thief didn’t even notice Spider-Man hanging from the lamppost ahead. Jisung could feel a smirk forming under his mask the moment the guy almost tripped from the shock of seeing him there. Jisung gave him a little wave.
“Oh my god!”
What neither of them noticed was you — standing there, frozen, eyes wide in shock. You’d only ever seen Spider-Man on the news, chasing bad guys... and now he was right in front of you. You snapped out of your trance when your dog started barking wildly, reminding you why you were even walking down the street at this hour in the first place.
But before you could grab your dog and walk away, the thief was faster. He yanked your arm, pulling you in front of him and pressing a knife to your throat. You gasped and shut your eyes.
“Back off and I’ll let them go!”
Jisung’s mind raced. It had all happened in a split second. Then he looked at you — and his eyes widened. You were Y/N. The same Y/N who always sat next to him in the class you both shared. You two would laugh at the dumb jokes the professor cracked mid-lecture. You weren’t close, but shared a mutual friend.
“Are you deaf, Spider-Boy?”
The man was holding you tightly, using your body as a shield between him and Spider-Man. Your dog — now off-leash because you’d dropped it — was barking non-stop. You opened your eyes and met the superhero’s gaze.
“Help me, please.” you mouthed.
Jisung didn’t hesitate. He aimed and shot a web at the man’s hand, pulling the knife away and tossing it aside. Then he leapt down from the lamppost, landing right in front of the two of you.
In one swift, precise move, Spider-Man pulled you behind him. You let out a breath, your heart racing. You stepped back as he grabbed the thief by the collar and punched him hard in the face, right on the nose.
The adrenaline surged in Jisung’s body. He had never saved someone he knew before — and now, with you, it all felt heavier. The real weight of his powers. It scared him.
He turned to you. You were holding your dog in your arms again, and even from where he stood, he could see you were shaking. When your eyes met the white lenses of his mask, you took a deep breath.
“Thank you,” you whispered. “I almost ruined everything.”
“No, you didn’t ruin anything,” Jisung said, his voice a little tight. He shook his head. “He’s the one who’s in the wrong here.”
“Are you okay?” he asked, and you nodded. “And what about this little guy?” He extended a hand toward your dog, but was met with a bark.
“Sorry about him!” you apologized, trying to calm your dog, but Jisung smiled behind the mask.
“That’s good! He’s a good boy. Honestly, if I wasn’t here, I bet he would’ve saved you all by himself.” You let out a small laugh and nodded.
“Yeah…” The air between you both was strange. Your body was still trembling after what happened. It hadn’t been a great experience being held hostage at knifepoint. Spider-Man seemed awkward, completely unlike the reports you’d read online. Like he didn’t know what to do once the fighting stopped. And the thief? Still unconscious on the ground.
“I’m going home” you said. “Thanks for saving me, Spider-Man.”
Jisung felt his cheeks heat up at your smile and words. The only thing he could think to do was raise both thumbs up like an awkward teenager as you walked past him, heading back the way you came.
“That was painfully weird.” he muttered to himself, glancing at the guy on the ground. “Please don’t post anything weird about me on the internet…”
He sighed, walked over to the man, pinned him to the wall with webbing, and called the police. Another job by the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
↳ “You’re the only girl I would leave with and willingly let Changbin use my room to fuck someone all night.”
warnings: protected sex, begging, edging, soft dom Jisung, dry humping, choking, marking, Jisung is obsessed with the mc neck, and can be a little possessive in bed but he’s harmless, names such as: (baby)
an: loosely connected to Open Mind my Changbin story. You don’t have to read that one to understand this story. Chan’s story I Think I Like You is next, if you want to be tagged let me know.
Friday evenings normally consisted of you working in the school library. You needed all the extra money you could get and this job was a great way to help. Most of your shifts consisted of you putting away books or helping students find books they were looking for. One faithful day you were working two boys you recognized as Han Jisung and Bang Chan spent the evening at a table studying for some big exam. You went about your business putting away a cart full of books near them. The library was quite empty for a Friday. Occasionally you would find yourself glancing over at their table and often found the one you knew as Jisung watching you. The first time your eyes met he quickly looked down at his laptop with a startled look.
When you left the library that night you tried not to think about the cute boy who seemed to watch you your whole shift.
Monday rolled around and you were working the evening shift at the library after finishing up one of your afternoon Labs you had. You were about an hour into your shift when Han Jisung walked into the library alone this time. He was sporting a pair of tight black jeans that had holes over his knees and an oversized gray hoodie that looked like he was swimming in the gray fabric. In one hand he held his laptop and in the other was what looked like a large pink tinted ice latte. He sits in the section near where your library cart is located. This shift was just like the last one. He stayed your whole shift and you weren’t sure if it was wishful thinking but you could almost feel his eyes on you when his back was to you. He didn’t say anything to you that night other than a simple “goodbye” as he left the library.
“Really Ahmi, how many times do I have to tell you to get out more?” Minho scoffs before piling food into his mouth. Ahmi rolled her eyes as he talked with his mouthful.
“You’re such a fucking pig,” Ahmi scoffed in disgust.
“But I’m your pig,” he teased gently before his girlfriend was shoving him playfully.
“I thought you were my piggy, Min!”
Ahmi couldn’t help but smile at the couple, but she attempted to hide it by gagging.
Minho and Itsumi were always glued to each other's side, and as Ahmi’s roommate, Itsumi was her obligatory best friend. So when she got Itsumi, she also got Minho.
It must have been nice. Both of them were so outgoing, and Ahmi could swear that every time she was out in public with them, the couple said ‘hi’ to at least five people. She unfortunately couldn’t relate. No matter how hard she tried, she could never jump the hurtle.
“But really, Ahmi… you should get out more. You don’t want to be stuck with me and Minho all year, do you?” Itsumi asked with a pout.
“Maybe I do,” Ahmi shrugged. “I don’t mind hanging out with you guys!”
“But there’s a whole world out there waiting for you to explore!” Itsumi smiled as she wiped Minho’s mouth. “You don’t want to miss out on all the fun.”
“And I want to fuck my girlfriend once in a while!”
“Ew…” Ahmi cringed. “I’m just not really into parties…”
“Is it that you don’t like parties, or you’re just scared of putting yourself out of your comfort zone?” Itsumi asks. “Maybe it’s time to step out of your personal bubble!”
“I don’t want to get out of my comfort zone.”
Minho patted her on the back. “Come on, Ahmi. We’ll have you acting like a party pro in no time!”
Ahmi glared. “I said I didn’t-”
“I know,” Minho interrupted.
“Come on, Ahmi. Don’t you want to have a little fun? It’s the beginning of the semester! You barely have any schoolwork.”
“I guess,” Ahmi mumbled, feeling a bit anxious about the whole idea of going to a party and not knowing how to act or what to do. “But I don’t know how to party!”
“Like Minho said, we’ll teach you!”
“Maybe we can even get you laid,” Minho huffs. “Then you’ll leave us alone.”
“I'm surprised you and Hyune haven't done it,” Itsumi said. “I mean, wasn't he your first kiss?”
“Cheeks don’t count, besides I think he’s gay.”
“That man is definitely not gay,” Minho snorts.
“Minho!” Itsumi scolds, hitting his head. He let out a dramatic howl.
“ What?! ” Minho huffed, rubbing his head. “I'm just being honest. Ahmi, honey, you just need to step up your game a bit.”
Ahmi rolled her eyes. “Oh, really? How so?”
“Well, for starters,” Minho said before taking another bite of food, and Ahmi rolled his eyes as he began to talk with his mouth full. “You need to stop being so timid. When you do go out you’re always stumbling around, hiding in the corner, shoving your face in your phone… and you barely talk to anyone.”
“Yeah, it’s called social anxiety!”
“Whatever. Stop being so boring. Talk to someone. Anyone.”
Itsumi nodded in agreement. “And you dress so conservatively all the time. You need to show a little more skin, Ahmi. Less sweatpants, more skirts! Or at least nice pants!”
“But I don’t want to have my ass out…” Ahmi whined. “What if people stare!”
“That’s the point,” Minho said, shaking his head. “Just show a little more skin. It’s not like you’re unattractive. The sweats look messy and hide how cute you are.”
“Yeah, you’re actually pretty cute!” Itsumi added with a smile.
Ahmi felt her cheeks grow warm, but she did feel a bit more confident. “Thanks guys…” she said shyly, not so used to this kind of attention. “What if they’re pink sweats…”
Minho groaned in frustration and Itsumi cleared her throat. “You just need to loosen up with a few drinks. There’s a party tonight. Tell us you’re coming.”
“So soon?” Ahmi asked with wide eyes, and Itsumi rolled her own. “It’s only the first Friday of the semester!
“Come on, Ahmi. We’ll start getting ready around 8 and we’ll get you all pretty for the boys there, yeah?” Itsumi asked eagerly.
“But I don’t do any of that! Dancing and flirting with guys…”
“Well it’s time you start! I’m coming into your room and we're getting ready, dammit! Time to change your sophomore year!”
“Okay… fine…” Ahmi surrendered, waving her hands like a white flag. “Whatever you guys want if you’ll leave me alone after.”
Hwang Hyunjin was a breath of fresh air that came seemingly out of nowhere on a hot summer day. He was caring and kind, and his eyes were soft enough to make any person’s walls crumble in seconds. He was Ahmi's weakness. He was the one who she clung to desperately.
Ahmi would often hold onto him, burrowing her face in his neck and wonder how a man could feel so warm… so soft. He felt like home, like a roof over her head that no tornado or earthquake could take away from her and her dreams. And in a way, he was her home, them being best friends since they were young.
She had always felt this warmth since when they first met in kindergarten. The second both of them looked at each other, Ahmi knew that Hyunjin’s gentle eyes, and sweet voice would get her through anything. So here they were in Uni.
Hyunjin sat across from her, the condensation from his iced americano soaked the napkin beneath it. Ahmi didn't have to say a word for Hyunjin to look at her intently, waiting for her to rattle off her worries so he could smother them to nothing.
“Classes don't seem too bad this semester…” Ahmi hummed, flipping through her agenda.
Hyunjin felt a wave of disappointment. It was always nice to take care of Ahmi's worries for her. It was as if making her feel better, listening to her worries, reassuring her, was the thing that gave him all the mana he needed. It gave him a sense of belonging; a purpose.
“You don't have any complaints?”
Ahmi laughed softly, taking a sip of her latte. “Don't sound too excited. I'm sure things will change by next week.”
“Maybe this will finally be your year,” he suggested. Ahmi shrugged, leaning back in her chair. At this point she was used to being the universe's punching bag. There wasn't anything that university could throw at her to make it sting more than it had the year before.
When things got to their absolute worst, Ahmi would keep herself busy. Keep herself numb. As far as she could tell, things couldn't get much worse.
“Hardly.”
“I'm trying to be optimistic,” he laughed.
Ahmi couldn't help but smile a bit. It was that fAhmiliar, soft but unusual laugh that warmed her insides and kept her coming back for more all these years.
“Minho and Itsumi are annoying the hell out of me. They want me to go to some party tonight… at Sigma Kappa Zeta?” Ahmi scoffed, taking a sip of her own iced coffee.
Hyunjin nodded. “That’s the frat that Minho is in. Makes sense. You don’t seem like you want to go.”
“Of course I don’t want to go! You know me. I’m a sit at home and mind my own business kind of girl,” Ahmi said. “But… They said I need to put myself out there. Do you agree…?”
“It wouldn’t hurt,” he shrugged. “But it’s your choice.”
“Maybe I should go. Just to say I’ve been at one,” she thinks aloud. “But you have to go with me.”
“Me?” he asked, his eyes widening.
“Yeah, I need a social crutch…”
“Oh, Itsumi isn’t enough?” Hyunjin laughed, his eyes closing into creasents as he threw his head back slightly. “Alright, only because that sounds hilarious.”
“Great. I think the party is a 10. Sumi is driving.”
Itsumi bounced on Ahmi’s bed, a mad smile on her face as she held up a little black dress with a lingerie set to match. “Viola!”
“I’m not wearing that!” Ahmi cried in horror.
“Yes you are! Unless you want to die an overworked virgin!”
Ahmi looked at the dress again and hesitated. “Don’t you think it’s a bit… much?”
Itsumi laughed. “What do you mean, much? It’s a simple black dress.”
“I’ve never worn something so tight…”
“It’s a party, Ahmi. You want to look like the rest of the girls right? You don’t like standing out?”
“I… guess…” she said before hesitantly accepting the dress and turning to put it on. “Never thought to look at it that way.”
“It’s called the art of manipulation, darling,” Itsumi purred, pulling a laugh from Ahmi’s mouth.
She pulled down the skirt once she got it on, and looked at herself in the mirror. It was tight, and hugged every curve and insecurity that she could think of, but her doubts immediately evaporated as Itsumi squealed behind her.
“Yes, girl! You look hot!”
Ahmi blushed. “Thanks, Sumi…”
“Now come here and let me turn you into a fashion model,” she smiled, pulling out her makeup bag.
“Please don’t make me look like a clown… or a brats doll!”
“Oh, please! Do you have no faith in me at all?” Itsumi pouted.
Ahmi offered a weary look. “I have a very different skin tone than you…”
Itsumi waved her hand. “Yeah, yeah… whatever. I’ll use your foundation after the eyes.”
Itsumi grabbed her phone, turning on some music before starting to work on Ahmi’s face. Once Itsumi was done drawing in her eyebrows, and applying a nude lip and a pretty eyeliner wing, she stood back to admire her work.
“I am good!” she nodded, holding up a mirror for Ahmi to see.
“Wow…” Ahmi said, admiring herself. “I do look hot!”
“See! I told you,” Itsumi smiled, glancing at the time on her phone. “We should leave soon… it’s already 10. Min will be wondering where we are!”
Just as Itsumi said that, there was a knock on Ahmi’s apartment door. A second later, Hyunjin was seeing himself in.
“You guys didn’t leave yet, right?” he called out, and Ahmi stepped out of her room to meet him as Itsumi chose a pair of shoes.
“Nope, we were just about to,” Ahmi said.
Hyunjin nodded, eyes glued to his phone. He finished sending a text before looking up, and when he caught sight of Ahmi, he nearly dropped his phone.
“What?” Ahmi said, eyebrows furrowed as she glared.
“Ahmi… you look hot!”
“I do?” Ahmi blinked. Never, in the twelve years they’ve been friends, has Hyunjin ever called her hot.
“Yeah! You look amazing! Is this a new dress?”
Ahmi blushed, nodding. “It’s Itsumi’s…” she said, taking a little twirl in it.
“It suits you,” Hyunjin complimented, still staring at her.
“How about these shoes?” Itsumi asked, barging out of the room with a pair of black converse. “Oh… Hi… Hyunjin.”
“Hey, Sumi,” he said passively, eyes still on Ahmi’s figure. When he glanced up at her eyes, she was staring right back at him.
“Anyway. Put these on, and let's go!”
Ahmi forced herself to look away from his eyes. “Sneakers?” Ahmi asked.
“Have you ever been to a frat party? The floors aren’t the nicest. Now let’s go!”
Later in the night, Ahmi found herself standing outside the frat house door, Hyunjin’s arm thrown over her shoulder. Ahmi tried to psych herself up for the party. She could hear the music and the sound of people laughing and cheering, and she felt a mix of excitement and nerves.
She walked inside and was immediately hit with the smell of beer and sweat. The room was packed with people dancing, drinking, and socializing. Ahmi felt a bit overwhelmed, but then she felt Hyunjin squeeze her shoulder, as she spotted Minho waving at her from across the room.
"Ahmi! You made it!" he shouted over the music. “I thought you were going to pussy out like usual.”
“I don’t pussy out,” Ahmi argued with a pout, but smiled when she saw the Frat’s president, Chris Bang. She has met him at a few organized events on campus that she has been dragged to- “to socialize” Itsumi would insist. Chan has always been one of the easiest people to talk to despite his nickname: Sir Bangs-a-lot. It was childish, but unfortunately stuck in the frat.
“It’s always nice to see you, Ahmi,” he smiled, handing Ahmi a solo cup of punch. “Usually, I don’t see you at these things.”
“Thanks,” she smiled, taking the cup and beginning to drink the fruity liquid. “Sumi dragged me. It’s already going strong- the party.”
“I’m gonna go grab a beer,” Hyunjin yelled over the music, and Ahmi nodded turning back to Chan.
“This is my empire,” he bragged. “It is almost eleven. The party hasn’t even started,” he chuckled, grabbing himself another cup of beer. He checked her out, admiring her dress. “You look great by the way. Since you finally made it to one of these, I want to introduce you to some people.”
“Sure,” Ahmi nodded, though she was feeling rather nervous. She had already known Seungmin Kim who was an Accounting and Finance major, but Chris insisted on introducing her to some new members.
“This is Jeno and Jaemin. They’re basically inseparable,” Chris chuckled, and Ahmi waved hi.
“Then we have Felix. You know Felix, don’t you?” Chris asked while Felix set up the flip cup table.
“We’ve met,” Ahmi nodded. “He’s friends with Karina.”
“More than friends I’d say,” Chan snorted, taking another sip of his drink.
“Hey, I’m going to go find Hyunjin,” Ahmi said, excusing herself.
“Oh, he’s going to rush this semester right?” Chris asked. “We could always use new members.”
“I mean, you’ll have to convince him, not me. Parties aren’t usually his thing though. I’m surprised today,” she laughed, looking around for him.
“You better talk him into it,” Chan laughed, and Ahmi nodded, walking off.
“Sumi,” Ahmi hummed, sneaking up beside her best friend.
“Hey! Party girl,” Minho laughed, throwing his arm around her shoulders. “Ever play strip poker?”
“No way!” Ahmi laughs.
“He’s joking,” Itsumi clarified with a giggle. “What’s up?”
“Have you seen Hyunjin anywhere?”
“Nope. He’s probably off with Felix somewhere.”
“Oh, alright. I’ll look for him-”
Itusmi wrapped her arm around her friend's waist. “Ahmi come on. Just relax. Let’s dance!”
“Sumi, have you been drinking?” Ahmi asked.
“No! I’m just having fun. Like you should be. Come on, Ahmi…” her best friend whined, putting her hands up and dancing to the music. Ahmi laughed at her doing the same and letting loose. The alcohol definitely helped.
As the night went on, the party grew more and more wild. Ahmi watched as people climbed on top of tables and started doing keg stands, and she couldn't help but laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. As long as they were the center of attention and she wasn’t, she was content.
At one point, Chris leaned in close to her and whispered, "Hey, Ahmi, I think someone drugged the punch."
Ahmi's eyes widened in shock. "What? Are you serious?"
"Nah, I'm just messing with you. Relax, have some fun." Chris grinned. “You look so tense. Have you even drank anything?”
“I’ve had a little…” she smiled shyly.
“Come on. We’re going to do a shot!” Chan said, pulling her.
“What?!” she shrieked in surprise, allowing Chan to drag her.
“You can’t be sober at a frat party!” he scolded. “Jello or Vodka.”
“J-Jello…?” Ahmi answered cluelessly. Surely Jello had to be less alcoholic… right?
Chan gave Ahmi an amused grin, handing it to her. “You gotta finger it.”
“I have to do what?” Ahmi screamed over the music, squinting her eyes.
“Finger it! Like this:” Chan said, sticking his finger in the Jello, loosening the gel, and sucking the Jello into his mouth. “It’s more fun if you do it with your tongue though.”
“Uh…” Ahmi stared at the Jello shot, popping the lid off. “Okay… finger it…?” she mumbled to herself.
“Huh?” Chan yelled.
“Ready?” Ahmi yelled back.
“Yeah! No finger. Only tongue!”
Ahmi laughed nervously before nodding, and she knocked her plastic cup to Chan’s before sticking her tongue in the Jello, rotating the cup, and sucking the Jello in.
“Hey! That- was pretty good!” Chan encouraged.
“Are we doing Jello shots?!” Minho asked, seemingly materializing out of nowhere, making Ahmi jolt slightly.
“Yeah! Want one?” Chan said, grabbing three from the table. “No finger.”
“No finger!” Minho cheered, raising up the Jello.
Ahmi nervously followed before consuming another one, suddenly starting to feel dizzy. Minho grabbed her arm to keep her from falling before leading her back to dance. “Come on, Ahmi!”
Dodging through a few people shotgunning their beers, or dancing wildly Ahmi’s eyes eventually found Hyunjin, over by the flip cup table. “I wanna go this way!” she complained, and Minho lost grip of her. She made her way over to him, making herself evident.
“There you are, Mimi!” Hyunjin said, throwing his arm around her shoulder. “Want me to teach you how to play?”
Ahmi looked around. Chris and a few other faces were playing. It seemed fun enough, and Ahmi nodded. “Alright, I'll try.”
“Great,” Hyunjin laughed. “We go down the line. When the person before you chugs their cup and then flips their cup correctly-” Hyunjin flipped his red solo cup with ease at just the flick of a finger, “you do the same.”
“I think I've got it,” Ahmi agreed, warming up her fingers. “When did you learn this anyway?”
“Eh, some party last year. Ready?”
“I thought you didn’t go to parties?” she asked. Before Hyunjin could give a response, the game was starting and Hyunjin rushed to chug his drink before cleanly flipping his cup. Ahmi panicked, the beer in the cup spilling on her chest as she choked, but she took another gulp, this one clean and set the cup on the table. It was slightly dizzy, the additional alcohol making her a bit unsteady, but thankfully it only took a couple tries to flip the cup.
The game went on for a while, and Ahmi found herself rather talented at the game. She was surprised, but it felt great winning most of the rounds, and she felt a sense of accomplishment when everyone would cheer for her.
Hyunjin didn’t leave her side the entire time, cheering her on and offering her encouragement when she began to doubt herself. They were having a blast together, and Ahmi's heart started feeling rather warm for her best friend, warmer than she usually let herself admit.
After a few extra drinks, Ahmi finally began to lose her self control. Hyunjin had moved to take away her drink and secretly replace it with water, but Chris and Minho were too focused on making sure she had fun.
Hyunjin sighed, reaching for the cup in her hand. “Okay, Ahmi, maybe that’s enough punch-”
“Hyune, stop!” Ahmi whined, yanking the cup back from his grip, the liquid sploshing out of the cup and onto the poor bypasser.
“Shit!” the boy said, more out of shock than anything else.
“Oh, fuck… I’m sorry,” Ahmi said, moving to try and rub out the liquid from the guy's t-shirt, unable to think of anything else to do.
He laughed, grabbing her wrist. “It’s okay,” he said. “I think that may actually be making it worse.” Ahmi finally looked up to see his face, and his lips were curled up in a gummy smile as he laughed, seemingly amused. Ahmi watched as his eyes sparkled with happiness.
“I got you all sticky,” Ahmi mumbled, and the guy only seemed to laugh harder.
“That’s why you don’t wear nice things to a frat party.”
“Okay, we should go home,” Hyunjin said, tired of watching the scene play out.
“Boo…” Ahmi whined, pushing back against Hyunjin, but her best friend was taller and stronger.
“Come on, Ahmi…” he said, pulling her, and Ahmi frowned, waving goodbye at the pretty stranger.
“Itsumi, Ahmi is making a mess,” he tattled like a little boy, and Ahmi whined.
“I don’t want to go home…” Ahmi huffed, shoving the boy.
“Okay, let me get my keys from Minho,” Itsumi nodded. Though she was glad that Ahmi was letting loose, maybe the boys had taken it too far.
Ahmi reached to grab her best friend’s sleeve. “Sumi…” she whined.
“It’s time to go home, cutie,” Itsumi said, squishing her cheeks.
“Okay…”
Itsumi laughed at her, noticing Hyunjin’s protective grip on her. “I'll be right back. Just have to find Minho.”
Ahmi whined at Hyunjin’s grip. “You're hurting me,” she said, pulling at his wrist.
“Come on, Ahmi. I know you're going to run off if I take my hand off of you for one second,” Hyunjin said.
Ahmi continued to pout before wrapping her arms around Hyunjin, hugging him. “I'm kind of tired…”
He nodded, a small fond smile growing at her cuddly state. “I know. That's why we're going home, Mimi.”
“Hyune,” Ahmi pout, looking up at him with big eyes. “Kiss me?”
Hyunjin stiffened, his smile fading to nothing. Instead, Hyunjin looked shocked, almost confused, looking down at Ahmi before gently pushing her away. “Ahmi, you're really drunk right now.”
“No, m’ not,” she whined, her arms looping around his neck. “I really want to kiss you.”
“Ahmi. You’re really drunk right now, and I don’t think you know what you’re saying-”
“Shush…” Ahmi cut him off. “Listen. I have to tell you something. I-”
“I've got the keys!” Itsumi said, holding the keychain up in the air. Ahmi looked at Itsumi, almost betrayed, a whine leaving her lips. “Why are we waiting?” Itsumi asked. “Let's go.”
Ahmi held onto Hyunjin tight, but he managed to get Ahmi outside and into Itsumi's car. Itsumi could feel the tension in the air, and as she watched Ahmi doze off she looked at Hyunjin in the passenger's seat.
“What happened?” Itsumi asked.
“Nothing happened.”
“You seem in a pissy mood. Didn't you drink too? Shouldn't you be happy-go-lucky right now?”
Hyunjin glared over. “I had to keep an eye on Ahmi since your happy-go-lucky boyfriend was getting her drunk.”
“It was a party, Hyunjin,” Itsumi laughed, “Why are you being so uptight?”
Hyunjin’s eyes grew wide. “I'm not uptight! I'm just looking out for her. It’s my job. Ahmi and I are best friends.”
“Just best friends who are overbearing. Don't think I didn't notice you dragging her away from Han Jisung,” Itsumi pointed out.
“She was feeling him all up, and he isn’t good for her. I could tell.”
“He seemed to be amused-”
“Oh, fine. Whatever! I don't have to explain myself to you.” Hyunjin crossed her arms, looking out the window.
“Why do you have to be so childish,” Sumi tisked, pulling over in front of his apartment unit. “Ahmi has spent her whole life without barely even being kissed. I wonder why… maybe because her best friend acts like her father?”
“You have Ahmi handled?” Hyunjin asks, ignoring Itsumi’s accusations.
“I've got it,” she assured, waving the boy off. “Get going.”
“Okay… I'll see you Monday,” Hyunjin said and Itsumi nodded.
In their usual corner of the cafe, Itsumi and Minho sat across from each other. Minho knew the look in Itsumi’s eyes. She had a plan and she was about to get Minho involved.
“What did you want to talk about?”
“I have a plan!” Itsumi smiled deviously. “A plan for Ahmi.”
Minho raised his eyebrows. “A prank?”
Itsumi rolled her eyes. “You’re insufferable. No! We are going to get Ahmi a boyfriend. We need a foolproof plan to help Ahmi find her Prince Charming.”
“Oh…” Minho said, seemingly no longer interested. “I thought she said she’s busy and all that…”
“I was driving her and Hyunjin home last night and I had this moment of realization: Ahmi has never had a boyfriend because of Hyunjin.”
“Seems like an Ahmi problem,” Minho said, his hand moving under Itsumi’s skirt, and she slapped his hand.
“We’re in public,” she pouted. “Besides. I need your help with this.”
“My help?” Minho pouted.
“Yeah! Last night she started talking to Han before Hyunjin totally dragged her away. Didn’t you say he just broke up with his girlfriend before summer break?”
“Yeah? But Chaewon is still obsessed with him, and I think he’s just wanting to play around. Do you think Ahmi would be able to handle being played around with?”
Itsumi pouted. “No…”
“Look, as much as I rarely admit, I care about Ahmi. I don't want her to get hurt. Any attention is going to be like crack to her little virgin brain. She'd be dead by tomorrow if Jisung got involved.”
“Jisung is nice.”
“Jisung is a horny frat boy.”
Itsumi rolled her eyes. “Well what then??”
“Okay, okay, babe…” Minho said, raising his hands in surrender. “Let’s take a step back and think this through so we don’t hurt Ahmi.”
Itsumi sulked in chair, pouting. “You’re right…”
“So not Han. What are our other options?”
“There is no way that Ahmi is going to willingly go on a blind date. We’re going to have to make it seem genuine.”
“Should we pay someone?”
“Minho!” Itsumi scolds. “That would break her heart even more if she ever found out.”
“If who ever found out?” Ahmi said, sitting down at the table.
Minho and Itsumi exchanged a quick glance, caught off guard by Ahmi's sudden appearance at their table. Itsumi's heart raced, but she managed to put on a casual smile. "Hey, Ahmi! We were just... uh, discussing some random stuff."
Ahmi raised an eyebrow, a suspicious look on her face. "Random stuff? You two looked pretty intense. And why did my name come up?"
Minho cleared his throat, his attempt at nonchalance coming off slightly awkward. "Well, you know, we were just thinking about how you've been so focused on your studies lately, and we thought you might need a little break."
“... The semester just started,” Ahmi said, raising her brow.
“And you’re already working so hard!” Itsumi insisted. “How was your day?”
Ahmi sighed, running a hand through her hair. "Busy, as always. But I managed to catch a break, so I thought I'd join you two for a little coffee break."
Minho glanced at Itsumi, silently conveying a question about whether they should mention their ongoing discussion. Itsumi responded with a subtle shake of her head, indicating they should wait until Ahmi was more relaxed.
"Sounds good," Itsumi said with a smile. "You deserve a break."
“Me and Hyune are having a movie tonight at his apartment so that will let me relax even more,” Ahmi said softly, taking a bite of the coffee cake she ordered.
“Yeah, relax,” Minho said, making a motion before Itsumi was gasping, pushing his hands away.
“You know it isn’t like that,” Ahmi complained. “Me and Hyunjin are just…”
“Friends?” Minho scoffed.
"Me and Hyunjin are just really close friends," Ahmi complained, her frustration evident in her tone. She leaned back in her chair, arms crossed defensively.
Itsumi and Minho exchanged a knowing glance, both suppressing amused smiles. It wasn't the first time Ahmi had downplayed her relationship with Hyunjin, and they knew better than to take her words at face value.
Something about Ahmi’s attitude made Itsumi’s smile fade though. Something was going on… She would have to wait and see.
“What were you two even talking about last night? He seemed kind of grumpy.”
“I can’t even remember. I think I split something on this really hot guy… or maybe that was a dream? That’s the last thing I remember.”
“Huh,” Itsumi said. “Wonder what happened. Oh well, you guys have fun.”
“Hopefully…” Ahmi pouted, she had a feeling she forgot something important, and she was scared it might come up tonight…
The soft glow of Hyunjin’s small apartment TV lit up Ahmi’s face as she sat snuggled up on the couch. It was time for her and Hyunjin’s cherished movie night, but Ahmi couldn’t help but feel sick about tonight especially. Though the other night was rather fuzzy, Ahmi was sure that she would make everything clear tonight. The unknown of what exactly had happened the night before gnawed at her bones, but she toned it out.
“Hey, Ahmi!” Hyunjin said, walking through the door and holding up grocery bags. “I’m back! I brought snacks!”
“Aw, Hyunjin, I just made Popcorn,” Ahmi pouted, standing up from the couch as walking into the kitchen, her bare feel patting on the cold lAhminate floor.
Ahmi couldn’t deny the tension as Hyunjin looked up, his eyes making contact with hers. She wore short PJ shorts, and an oversized hoodie from the mens section. Hyunjin could smell her soft coconut shampoo from where he was standing as she pushed up her sleeves.
“You brought my favorite chips!” Ahmi cheered cutely, tearing open the package of cheddar and sour cream crisps.
“Mac and Cheese too,” he smiled gently.
“Yes! I’ll get the water boiling,” Ahmi said, bending over to grab a pot from the cabinet.
Hyunjin turned to lean back against the counter. “So what are we watching tonight?”
“I was going to let you choose, you know, since I made you watch a barbie movie last time,” Ahmi giggled.
“It was a good movie! I liked how sassy the love interest was. That polar bear was annoying as fuck though.”
Ahmi laughed harder, as she placed the pot of water on the stovetop. “Yeah, Shiver was pretty annoying.”
“Hmm, why don’t we watch- like… an action movie? Tokyo Drift?” he asked.
“I think it just got put on Netflix,” she nodded.
The two continued to make small talk as the noodles boiled, and before they knew it they were finishing up eating as they sat on the couch watching their movie, watching with anticipation, for Ahmi: a completely different reason.
She gradually lost focus of the movie before she couldn’t keep up at all. Hyunjin watched closely as Ahmi reached for the remote. She pressed pause causing Hyunjin to gasp.
“Ahmi, what the hell! This is the good part!” he whined before turning and seeing her worried face. “... Are you okay?”
“I need to ask you something,” Ahmi said, a serious tone in her voice. “I mean it. Something really important.”
Hyunjin stiffened, his memories from the day before worrying him. “Ahmi, I really think you should be resting right now. Just relax. It’s the weekend.”
Ahmi shook her head, trying to get her thoughts in order. “No, I have to get this off my chest, Hyune. It’s been bothering me for a while now.”
Please be something else. Please-
“I feel like I’m forgetting something last night… did I do something to upset you?” Ahmi asked cluelessly.
“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” Hyunjin denied, reaching for the remote. “Now play the movie.”
“No, seriously, Hyunjin. Did we… did we kiss?” Ahmi asked urgently. “Did I kiss someone else?”
“No! No, we didn’t kiss!” Hyunjin denied immediately. “What the fuck , Ahmi.”
“I don’t know…” she mumbled, shrinking into herself. “It felt something like that…”
“We definitely didn’t kiss. You were way too drunk anyway,” Hyunjin scoffed, suddenly defensive. “It would have been weird for you to be kissing anyone.”
Ahmi shook her head. “Wait a second… it would be weird if I kissed someone? What is that supposed to mean?”
“Oh come on, Ahmi. I don’t mean it like that. You know what I mean, alcohol takes away consent and all that jazz,” he excused. “Can we get back to the movie now?”
“You think it’s that absurd for me to be kissed? Really ?” Ahmi snapped. “Yeah, I’m so awf-”
“Don’t you dare put words into my mouth, Ahmi,” Hyunjin said, beginning to grow irritated. “I never said that!”
“No, but yet I’ve never been kissed, so obviously there is something wrong.”
“Maybe it's because you never leave my apartment. Ever thought of that?!” Hyunjin snapped. “You never even meet anyone to be kissed… ever! Jeez even I can’t go to parties with you around.”
Ahmi gasped, her mouth falling open. She looked at Hyunjin betrayed. Where did this sudden resentment come from? They were friends… of course they would hang out. “You know, you could always say no, but yet you always accept. Whatever, go to all the parties you want,” she grumbled, getting off the couch.
“Where are you going?” Hyunjin asked, turning to watch her scamper to the door.
“Home! So you can go to your stupid fucking parties!” Ahmi snapped before slamming the door behind her. As she stormed down the hall, she heard Hyunjin’s door open.
“Ahmi! Seriously? Don’t be dramatic!” he argued, yelling after her.
Ahmi felt her lip quiver at his harsh tone. Ahmi couldn’t stand the thought of him hanging out with her out of pity… or obligation. If he didn’t want to be around her then she would just be alone! Like always… and if he really cared, he’d be running after her, but instead she made her way down the stairwell alone, and just like that, she was more lonely than ever.
Ahmi’s cheeks were stained with tears as she shoved her keys in the door handle and turned the knob. When she walked in, she could barely see Itsumi and Minho making out on the couch through her tear-filled eyes. But it finally processed in her brain what they had been getting up to when Itsumi shot up, alarmed, to see who was at the door.
“You guys are fucking nasty!” Ahmi cried, yet not able to see anything through the tears. The worst part of her best friend getting fucked on the couch was the fact that she just got basically rejected by her best friend. “I’m gonna die a virgin,” she sobbed, running off to her room.
Itsumi gave Minho a look that only caused him to tighten his grip. “Can’t she wait?!”
“No!” Itsumi snapped. “You don’t even have your pants down yet!” she scolded, pushing herself off Minho and rushing to Ahmi’s bedroom. Itsumi knocked at Ahmi’s door gently. “Mimi?”
“You guys are deep cleaning the couch!’ Ahmi cried from inside the room. Itsumi rolled her eyes, pushing into the room.
“You’ve sat on the couch without it being deep cleaned,” Itsumi teased, and Ahmi whined.
“Ew!” she cried with a tear stained face as Itsumi adjusted Ahmi’s bedsheets.
“Besides, we were just kissing…So, are you going to tell me what happened, cutie?” Itsumi said, laying down beside Ahmi.
“I asked Hyunjin,” I sniffled. “I messed up last night. I told him I felt like something happened that I couldn’t remember. I was drunk and wasn't thinking, b-but when I asked him-” Ahmi sobbed, gripping Itsumi tightly, “He said it was ridiculous that I would kiss anyone!”
Itsumi rubbed Ahmi’s back gently, trying to soothe her. “Oh Ahmi…”
“I told him that I was insecure about that kind of stuff, and he said ‘I never leave his apartment’ and that ‘he can’t go to parties because I’m always there’! What kind of fucking bullshit is that?! He’s the one that invites me over!” Ahmi wailed. Itsumi nodded, listening attentively.
“I’m so sorry, Ahmi,” she said, squeezing her friend in a tight hug. “It must have just broken your heart. I’m sure he does like having you around.”
“Y-yeah… it did. It was…” Ahmi let out a shaky breath. “I just didn’t even know he wanted to go to parties! And he made it seem like I wasn’t even wanted, you know?”
Itsumi nodded. “I know. He’s such an ass for leading you on. Especially last night! The way he was looking at you the whole time was totally leading you on! He even told you how sexy you looked and then rejected you! How dare he!”
“H-he was leading me on?” Ahmi hiccuped.
“Yes! Oh yes he was Ahmi,” Itsumi cooed, “Calling you hot and dragging you away from all those cute boys? No wonder you're always with him. He hogs you!”
“Want me to strangle him for you?” Minho asked from the doorway, standing in boxers and a hoodie.
“Now is not the time, Min!” Itsumi snapped, and Minho raised his hands up in surrender, walking farther into the room.
“All I’m saying is he took up what? Fourteen years of your life, chasing off boys and any eligible dates just to end up acting like he doesn’t want you around? He’s an ass.”
Itsumi nodded. “He did pull you away from that guy last night. I thought maybe he was going to work up a confession, but I guess to him he wasn’t really interested in that. He is an ass!”
“You guys are just saying that,” Ahmi mumbled from under the sheets.
Itsumi nudged her. “Hey, if I was gay, you’d be just my type, Ahmi. You’re adorable!”
“What does it matter if hyunjin doesn’t like me? I can’t even look back on our friendship without regret!”
Minho raised his brows before nodding to Itsumi. He would think of something to cheer the younger girl up. Itsumi watched his leave before turning to Ahmi, pulling up the sheets. “Come on, cutie. We can watch a movie. Something cute like Ponyo?”
“I am not sitting on that couch,” Ahmi pouted, making a face.
“I told you we were just kissing!…” Itsumi laughed. “Come on cutie… you can sit on the chair.”
Ahmi nodded, relaxing only a bit.
“Should we drink? I have some Soju in the fridge!” Itsumi said enthusiastically.
“No…” Ahmi sniffled, “I make big mistakes when I’m drunk…”
“Hey,” Minho said, reappearing and knocking on the door. “I’m going out to the house. Let me know if you guys need anything.”
Itsumi nodded, getting up and pecking his lips. “Thank you. Have fun!”
