[3000s]

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

[rainformation]

used to think you were my bud but now i see the lite

[mechaviscera]

Ripping the guts out of a VHS tape for an art project and her tape guides are squealing so loud it’s a bit hard on the ears. Might have to crack her open to shut them up

[objectappreciator]

Monster fucking but the monster is (or appears to be) a massive man-made structure, object vore but it's the object eating you

[cogheartflutters]

milf (machine i'd like to fuck)

[computerkisser24]

[ID: A series of suggestive flash photographs depicting a vintage Mr.Coffee maker adorned with a ribbon that reads “World’s Greatest Lover.” A thin masculine presenting person is shown straddling and fondling the maker. They are wearing a loose brown suit, beige dress shirt, brown dress shoes, and a black tie with a vintage computer graphic. End ID]

[object-o]

Action figure footjob. Is this anything

[objectumconfessional]

Suck a balloons dick and it makes your voice go high n you get all lightheaded

[ix-c-999]

Minors DNI. Otherwise free to use with or without credit.

[oneglassofwire]

yeah

[autosexuwolf]

I couldn’t play Date Everything because once the objects become human they just aren’t attractive to me anymore.

[objectumconfessional]

the gods didn’t give me a penis because they know id have stuck it in a gumball machine by now

[hankyboo]

Feeling a lot of my dragon otherkin shifts lately

I'm sort of in heat and feel like nesting, but work :(

[hankyboo]

Does anyone relate to loving an object but other lovers of that object are absolute jackasses? Just walked in front of a truck I thought was stopped in my own apartments parking lot, and he gave me shit for it. Told me not to walk in front a big ass truck and to get out of the way "excuse me!!". Excuse me man i'm a pedestrian, get out of my damn way. Imagine yelling at a tiny AFAB at NIGHT to fuel your ego. TLDR; I love pickup trucks so damn much but the assholes who drive them drive me insane. The stereotype that guys with huge trucks have tiny dicks are very true. Minors DNI (thank you)

[hankyboo]

Bro would have had to stay stopped for a sec so my Uber could go anyway, but he had to bitch at me like a cunt. Ok tiny dick get over urself

[hankyboo]

I was gonna post this in r/objectum on Reddit but apparently there's a Discord server that has a bot who pulls posts from there and makes fun of them so I guess that's not safe at all anymore. Even in the post where the mods talk about it and warn people it says that it's inevitable on the internet to be made fun of (which is true) but a whole server doing it and seeing everything I may post is super uncomfortable (which they also validated). How sad.

[hankyboo]

Does anyone relate to loving an object but other lovers of that object are absolute jackasses? Just walked in front of a truck I thought was stopped in my own apartments parking lot, and he gave me shit for it. Told me not to walk in front a big ass truck and to get out of the way "excuse me!!". Excuse me man i'm a pedestrian, get out of my damn way. Imagine yelling at a tiny AFAB at NIGHT to fuel your ego. TLDR; I love pickup trucks so damn much but the assholes who drive them drive me insane. The stereotype that guys with huge trucks have tiny dicks are very true. Minors DNI (thank you)

[hankyboo]

Bro would have had to stay stopped for a sec so my Uber could go anyway, but he had to bitch at me like a cunt. Ok tiny dick get over urself

[hankyboo]

Does anyone relate to loving an object but other lovers of that object are absolute jackasses? Just walked in front of a truck I thought was stopped in my own apartments parking lot, and he gave me shit for it. Told me not to walk in front a big ass truck and to get out of the way "excuse me!!". Excuse me man i'm a pedestrian, get out of my damn way. Imagine yelling at a tiny AFAB at NIGHT to fuel your ego. TLDR; I love pickup trucks so damn much but the assholes who drive them drive me insane. The stereotype that guys with huge trucks have tiny dicks are very true. Minors DNI (thank you)

[rabidfreak]

🍃⠀Weedjectum𓈒

A flag for Objectums who feel (any type) of attraction to Weed.

Coined by﹔ RabidFreak

[hrtzwav]

romancing one of my mini tvs (stroking and licking its antenna)