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En aka Enb0t. Droll geek. Puckish rogue. Queer ace. Fandom oldie. Neurospicy. GMT+8.

[ennn]

If there’s something I’ve learnt from my 17 years (!?) on this hellsite, always always curate your fandom experience and remember fandom is about having fun. Don't be a dick.

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Agatha All Along Fic

Harkness, M.D. – wip, 62k | 70% done – House MD au. Agatha/Rio. Dr. Harkness is the brilliant but insufferable doctor, and her ex-wife just joined the hospital as their new general counsel. Nonstop snark and unprofessional behaviour.

Blood Ties – wip, 23.5k | 33% done – Vampire: the Masquerade Agatha/Rio au. Framed for several murders, Head of House Harkness and Tremere blood witch Agatha has to work with Gangrel ancient and ex-lover Rio to uncover the truth. Noir action/mystery. Everyone's a vampire and it's complicated.

This is a gift (it comes with a price – wip, 55.5k | 50% done – post-canon. Rio, Jen, and Darcy team up for a demon hunting magical adventure and maybe get the emotional closure they deserve. Agatha/Rio flashbacks and more. The canon-compliant friendship fic absolutely no one asked for.

Mrs and Mrs Harkness-Vidal – wip, 20.8k | 30% done – Mr. and Mrs. Smith movie-inspired assassin Agatha/Rio au. Action movie tropes, knife jokes, flirting over corpses, married couple bickering and complicated angsty feelings.

– AAA meta thought highlights - also see my #aaa meta tag.

[theowlseye-deactivated20240403]

Obsessed with how some people get so attached to their own headcanons that they get mad when they see a character presented as they are in canon

[poetikat]

via @ourlordapollo

[theotherwesley]

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like

DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

[jessiesjaded]

Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

[valtsv]

"missed all of your vital organs" is such a scathing injury report if that happened to me i would never let the person who maimed me live it down. you had a 1 in 7 chance and more than 50% of my body's surface area to target and you fucking blew it. cope and seethe over my unperforated heart, lungs, brain, liver, kidneys, pancreas, small intestine and large intestine you fucking idiot. you incompetent fool.

[teaboot]

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

[teaboot]

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[angelsaxis]

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift

[eyezehuhh]

Kratos and Atreus: [Hunting a deer]

Faye:

[ghost-in-your-computer]

The chances of a boss fight against Jesus Christ in a God of War game are low, but never zero. And the possibility increases ever so slightly at every new entry.

[min-ah-36]

Quick fanart for the new game!!

[nyaawn]

People said it look stupid but Jell-o Cube Companion is the one selling this for me tbh

[f4ggydog]

me because I have an unhealthy addiction to characters being evil

[gatesofminrathous]

there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.

short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.

meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.

[stitchposts]

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.

[mixelation]

things ppl often get wrong in academia AUs (specifically ones in modern university settings with focus on graduate students & professors):

no one is spending enough time complaining about writing

hierarchy is wrong. your grad student TA is not a professor or faculty and might not even be considered an employee. that 32 year old man is not a full professor no matter how talented he is or how old you think 30+ is, and he should be talking more about "the tenure clock"

grad students only ever taking or TAing classes & never doing research or working on their thesis/dissertation. there are masters programs with no thesis component so i'm sure there are ones that have no research requirement, but you can't get a PhD only taking classes

everyone has too much money. but also if it's set in the US there's an obsession with accumulating student debt for positions that generally you would not have to take out loans for

relationship with academic advisor never sufficiently unhinged

not enough discussion of stats where it's obvious everyone only barely understands what's happening

[mixelation]

"what is a sufficiently unhinged student-advisor relationship?"

link to the article

[sensibleshroom]

"I got so angry that ISIS was disrupting the research." -> Said on record to a journalist in the actual middle of an interview.

Yeah I think that's a sufficiently unhinged academic.

[maxwellmcgrath]

remember when mattel released a t-rex extroyer toy that vomited its own skeleton for no apparent reason

[segamascott]

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

[endiness]

Did you ever love someone who didn't love you back? I know you know who I'm talking about.