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Reblog to send prev on a tiny roller coaster ride.
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Teacher to me (photographer): this is Mohammed.
Me: and last name?
Teacher: -shrug- his name is Mohammed, hes the only Mohammed at this school.
Mohammed: -is in preschool, doesnt know his last name-
Me: -looks up Mohammed in system- Nadir?
Teacher: sure, yeah. Sounds right.
Me: this will come back to bite me later.
After merging my camera data with another photographer: there's two Mohammed Nadirs. -goes to talk it out with secretary-
Me: -shows two photos- which of these kids is Mohammed?
Secretary: -points to the one I did not shoot- that's Mohammed.
Me: I was told this one was Mohammed. -points to my student-
Secretary: well, theres only one Mohammed.
Secretary takes me to the break room to chat with two teachers.
Me: can one of you tell me which one is Mohammed?
Teacher A points to my student.
Teacher B points to not my student.
Both: that's Mohammed.
Teacher B says that her Mohammed is in her class and is definitely Mohammed Nadir.
Me: so who is Mystery Mohammed?
Teachers Aide walks by: who are you trying to find?
Me: -turns laptop around- can you identify this child?
Teachers Aide: oh! That's Mohammed!
So theres two Mohammeds. Secretary cant find data for Mystery Mohammed. No one can find his name. All we know is he's in preschool.
Me: okay! Can you direct me to the teacher?
Teachers Aide: sure.
I have my laptop open to the photo as I'm walking down the hall, updating data as we go looking for this kid. Checking hairstyles and clothes in vase we see him in the hall. Buffalo check shirt. Hi-top fade. Secretary is freaking out a little that she lost all data for entire student.
We pass the library.
A class is exiting.
I see the buffalo check shirt. I see the hi-top fade. Kid is wearing a mask.
Teachers aide taps him.
Me: is this you?
Child: no, that's Mohammed.
Identical child is Mohammed's cousin. They dressed alike for picture day because their mothers thought it would be cute.
Cousin: I dont know his last name. His mom never told me.
Teachers aide leads me to classroom where we see...
MOHAMMED!
Me: Hi, hello Mrs preschool teacher. I need to know the name of this child-
Teacher: that's Moham-
Me: Mohammed, yes. We gathered. What's his LAST name?
Teacher:
Teacher: Mohammed, what's your last name?
Mohammed: -stares at the wall, then points to a picture of a duck-
Teacher: his last name is not 'duck.' I'll go look it up for you.
Five minutes later and the reason we couldn't find his name was because he spells it MUHammad. All of this because the teacher swore he was the only kid in the school with the most common name in the world.
End scene, exit left pursued by a migraine.
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Food, cash & essentials:
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Water:
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eSIMs (urgent):
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Medical Aid
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what the hell
Just about every joke in Avatar: The Last Airbender is peak comedy but conceptually my favorite moment is that scene in The Waterbending Scroll where Zuko’s crew was fighting some pirates and Aang was lost in the middle of a smoke cloud.
Now, Aang being an Airbender, the logical thing to do would be to blow the smoke away, which he does.
This would be funny enough in and of itself, but what really gets me is that Aang just nopes his way out of the situation by… Calling the smoke back?
Like on top of this being the literal only instance of an aerokinetic character blowing smoke away in reverse (not the same thing as kicking up a cloud of dust) just… everyone who was fighting just goes back to fighting each other like that didn’t just happen? Like they didn’t just see the Avatar- who they’re fighting over- is no longer tied up?
This five seconds of animation is just the most beautifully hilarious mess.
"are you wearing the-"
the snoots? yeah i am
Item: the Snoots
THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.
LMAOO I'm actually crying laughing! This is the most Border Collie and Husky behavior ever.
The Husky wanders off like the typical "flight-risk" doggo they are, and then the one Border Collie is like, "THEY DON'T CALL ME A HERDING DOG FOR NOTHING!!! HOOMAN LOOK! I BROUGHT YOUR DUMB DOG BACK!"
Just saw the most chronically online take of the year of someone ranting unironically that you should look up every single artist with a song you enjoy to make sure they are unproblematic. And if you don't do this them you are as bad as the controversy associated with the artist, for being 'willfully ignorant.' They literally talked about how they went through more than a thousand artists they listened to and whittled it down to 200 this way. This is obsessive and they need help
what do you mean this song was written in A Minor? 🤨 cuff em boys
Best addition to this post really
the man who owns and runs the thai restaurant in my town knows me by name. he is one of the kindest and most thoughtful men i know. i started ordering from his place back in january, which was when i got my fibromyalgia diagnosis. back then i was using a walker, had limited mobility in my entire body but especially my hands, and was very visibly in pain. i always ordered the same thing: yellow curry with no meat, potatoes and carrots only (i have texture and other dietary issues). he always made it a point to make sure i could get out the door and carry the food safely. he had his workers package the food so that it was easier for me to open. as i kept coming back and i told him a little bit about my health status, he would always encourage me to keep going. he told me about how the spices he used were good for inflammation and began to edit the recipe just for me so that spices that were even better for fighting inflammation were used. he’d give me extra portions and despite the fact that i would tip every time, i realized later that he never charged my card for them. as time went on and my condition began to get better, especially with the help of a physical therapist, he would make encouraging remarks and tell me how happy he was for me. the day i came in without my walker, he practically jumped for joy, and despite my insistence, he gave me my meal for free that day. i continue to make progress with my conditions and i continue to go to the thai place. this man who does not know me personally and who i hardly know anything about is one of my favorite people. it’s interactions with humans like these that make loving life easier. and his curry really does help my chronic condition. it’s comfort food taken to the next level.
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