for the love of johnny depp

30. Minnesota. Lesbian.

[strap-me-down-please-deactivate]

i think it's fundamental to ruin your sleep schedule for the woman you're in love with. Yep. You agree.

[marrowridden]

You have a complex relationship with your body and need to keep some/all of your clothes on during sex?

That's okay, what you're wearing looks good on you.

You need to take a lot of breaks doing anything intimate because you're easily overwhelmed?

I understand, I'm just happy to be here with you.

You're on medication that impacts your libido/makes reaching orgasm really difficult?

No pressure, tell me what feels good for you, and if you get frustrated we can do something else together.

Sex isn't going to look the same for everybody and that's fine, that's normal.

Sometimes you don't orgasm, sometimes you need to stop because your mood changes out of nowhere, sometimes you get really self conscious and need accommodations to take your mind off of it.

People are too complex for everybody to go about it the same, just keep doing what feels best for you, regardless of how different it may seem from other people's experiences.

[elainiisms]

non sexual intimacy!!!! bathing together, washing each other, playing with each other's hair, kissing every inch of their body, writing love letters on their back with your finger, connecting their moles and freckles to create constellations on their skin, running your hands up and down their thighs, ugh just expressing physical love without it having to be about sex!!!!

[wlwlovingwlw]

Renee Rapp - Pretty girls

[taintedbiprincess-deactivated20]

I want to cuddle with you, run my hands through your hair, give you soft massages, and help you realize how amazing you are while you talk to me about everything that interests you.

[jo-constantine]

#let her rest

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

there’s a line in twilight that goes “there was nothing more beautiful than Edward in his khakis and pale beige pullover” and i think about that every day of my life

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

like stephanie meyer really did go “hmm. what’s the absolute sexiest garment i can think of. the most gorgeous clothes imaginable. how do i communicate how absolutely fucking fine edward looks at all times” and then 0.5 seconds later she went “oh, of course. khakis”

[sunfortune]

this reminds me of her emphasis on the cullens car that she constantly described with such awe and admiration and it always had me WEAK bc she tells you it’s a volvo s40 but then Describes it as if Edwards ass was pulling into the high school parking lot in a lamborghini or something and not literally a regular grey sedan

[kishibashiing-deactivated202212]

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[gxnya]

[bramblepatch]

What’s even better is that that’s not “the Cullens’ car,” it’s specifically Edward’s. There is literally nothing interesting about Edward even in comparison to the other inhumanly perfect immortals he lives with. Bella saw this quintessentially dull man and was like “I’m gonna climb that like a tree.”

[grantairezee]

like specifically regarding cars, everyone else in the family had a Cool Car. A Car Person’s Car. Alice literally steals (and then subsequently purchases) a Porsche at one point. And Edwards’s over here like, “I drive a volvo bc it has good collision ratings and decent gas mileage. I got it in mid-grey bc it’s statistically less likely to get pulled over”

[i-just-want-a-loki]

I had no knowledge of cars in the slightest when i read those books. I assumed automatically that a Volvo was this really nice high end car based on how she described it. Ding dong I was wrong

[whitlockswhore]

He was so fucking boring like how did he ever stand out to her

[susiephone]

He once said she looked too sexy to meet his mom. She was wearing an ankle-length khaki skirt.

1. Those two boring bitches were made for each other.

2. Smeyer has a khaki fetish.

[bootlegfuriosa]

Now wait a minute

[barondraxum]

my favorite emotion is when someone does something kinda foolish and all you can say is “i love you” in response

[catchymemes]

Harry Potter low cost version

by Studio 188

[madamslayyy]

Gosh the amount of DETAIL they put into this

[beiguangst]

Wondering if you guys have seen this

Cause I've been laughing for minutes now 😂

[stuffaboutminneapolis]

The Queen herself, Lizzo on display at Rosedale Center

[cipheramnesia]

All I'm asking is just once let someone in the movies keep a bad haircut.

[cipheramnesia]

[angrily hacks off hair with knife]

[perfectly styled pixie cut next scene]

[queenoftheblackpuddlexoxo]

I'm all for this, but I'm also in love with the comedic mental image of a person hacking off their hair in an intense scene, followed by a cutaway gag of them sitting awkwardly in a barber shop with a horrible hack job, waiting their turn.

[cipheramnesia]

I accept this version only.

[purplebuddhaquotes]

[hannahjayy14]

@sleepilesbean 💜💕💜💕

[princessrhcenyra]

#no cops in sanctum #just clarke griffin and her sledgehammer 

[hannahjayy14]

Okay, I literally do not even know what is going on in this show anymore, but damn. Clarke with a sledgehammer, shorter hair, and that smirk is giving me female Thor vibes and I dig it.

[i-like-heda]

I recently had the pleasure of visiting Emily Dickinson's house, where a bought a book of letters she wrote to Susan. Between the book and Vita and Virginia, my mind is filled with the enchanting letters exchanged by women in the 18th/early 19th centuries, and that was fertile ground for this odd little fic to be born. The structure is a bit different. Each chapter will be a letter from either Clarke or Lexa, with occasional comments from our stuffy Heteronormitavely Blinded Historian™. So chapters will be short and provide little snippets into their lives, rather than the full story. I hope that you, like me, will enjoy letting your mind wander where it will. Not really sure where this journey will take us but pretty stoked to experiment with this kind of writing. I hope a few of you enjoy it too.

I wrote a thing

[persephonenevermore]

[dudebrosunited1]

Direct fucking action.

[homoluigi]

At the time he wasn’t even a sitting MP he was just an asshole who had said rude things about suffragists.