Hannala

Hi! I'm Hanna. She/They, 30’s, Denver. A crafter, filmmaker (?), certified pastry chef, polyamorous, bisexual, aspiring librarian.

[pangur-and-grim]

I can hoist my niece and nephew pretty easily right now, but I have to keep lifting weights bc they’ll continue to grow and I will not allow them to outscale my ability to toss them in the air and go “wheeeeeeee!”

[morethansalad]

Vegan Crispy "Chicken" Caesar Sandwich

[linuxthegeek]

@hannala

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[catasters]

[idontgettechnology]

The time of his life.

[big-moon-little-moon]

this is simply too funny

[bynine]

NANABABA - GRASS/FLYING - evolves into TROPIUS

If it feels threatened, it fully encases itself in its protective plant skin and flees. However, since it can't see where it's going, it usually trips.

[linuxthegeek]

@hannala

[wizardarchetypes]

it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.

i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.

so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”

And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”

I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”

And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware

[carolinalaurel]

One summer I was running ferry rides across a lake so people could see the waterfalls without walking 6 miles when a guy snapped my bra strap as he was boarding the boat. So i immediately threw him off, he started yelling for my manager, my boss cheerfully informed him that, yeah, she’s the captain of the boat and she can kick off anyone she wants. He goes to storm off, looks expectantly at his girlfriend, and she just goes, “Well, I’M not walking six miles, Michael! I’ll meet you back at the car!” and sits right back down!!!!

The expression on his face when he was told that he couldn’t get on the boat, then immediately told that his girlfriend was ditching him? PRICELESS. he just blinked at her and then stormed off like a child. I gave her a free hat and was like maybe rethink this relationship…….

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

i once had this fucker come up to order a beer. while i pour it he shows me the wanky fucking chemical structure tattoo on his arm and he’s like “hey. you know what this is” i was like “nah sorry” (never cared abt chemistry in school, plus having to look at a some rando’s pretentious tattoo gives me the douche chills). he decides to respond with “heh. you must not read many books”

i immediately stop pouring his beer. i reply: “heh. you must not want this beer.” thirsty boy immediately starts groveling like a worm “please please no i do want the beer im sorry im sorry” believe me when i say it was one of the most pathetic things ive ever witnessed

[lezbadeez]

gotta love people immediately backpedaling when they realise that there are Consequences To Being Mean

[lastvalyrian]

I genuinely believe that part of why it has become so normalized to be openly callous and evil in politics is that customer service culture has trained affluent people that they can treat everyone they consider beneath them however they want and still be treated kindly.

[sztupy]

Landmark German ruling declares Google's AI Overviews are Google's own words and makes it liable for false answers

A German regional court has ruled that Google is directly liable for the content of its AI search overviews. According to the court, previou

[ayeforscotland]

Let’s fucking go

[dimension20memes]

Thought this was fitting for the current events

[bgm05]

Went outside and saw a bat flying around. Then i saw a toad in the yard. Straight up like a witch’s brew out there . Stay safe

[polyampire]

when I bite someone there's a chance they become polyamorous

[atypicalartists]

Surprise! We have a new show!

Welcome to the Latchkey Library, where @briggonsnow and @thelaurenshippen revisit the old classics that raised them. We'll be reading our favorite public domain books, starting with the Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew, and discussing what we love about them.

Released three chapters at a time, you'll find entire audiobooks of beloved young reader books in this feed, with a discussion after each book is complete. If there's a book in the public domain you think we should read, tell us!

Currently reading: Hardy Boys #1, The Tower Treasure.

Come read with us! The library is always open 🤎

[thelaurenshippen]

a few months ago, Briggon and I were talking and he expressed the desire to someday record a Hardy Boys audiobook and I was like "well, they're public domain so we could just...do that" so we're just doing that!!!

we're both very passionate about reading and grew up reading all these old classic mysteries - and Briggon sure has a lot of audiobook experience (I'm learning) - so this just made sense. we're going to be working our way through the first Hardy Boys before diving into the first Nancy Drew. come join us!

[lunnefisk]

BRING ME THE COURT MAGE

[kittykatninja321]

my advice to the kids is that they should fight people on the playground while they can still get away with it without legal consequences

[thousandyearphantombunker]

Stan Pines made this post

[pinkcadillaccas]

Im listening to a podcast ep about AI usage and the guest is saying he completely understands why people refuse to use it out of fear because he shares the same fears, and it's just so weird to me that it's never ever acknowledged that some people don't use it not because they're afraid but because it just holds no appeal. There are things I'm sure learning models are very useful for but none of them have anything to do with me. Yes I'm a bit of a ludite but I completely failed to resist the lure of the phone, or social media, I've never used chatgpt because I have just never wanted to. I feel like the entire debate is instantly reframed once you acknowledge that it's not a necessary service that people either work to resist or avoid out of fear. For most people it's just an online tool, and for me and I know for lots of others too it's just not that important.

It's not that interesting or useful to me, it's holds no appeal, I am resisting nothing. I could already do everything I wanted I don't need a new tool. It really is that simple and I would feel this way even if it wasn't worrying and evil in various ways. We HAVE to resist this narrative that AI is everywhere because people want it, because it's necessary, because it's an improvement, because people can't live without it. AI is everywhere because tech CEOs and investors want to make something from their massive investments. It is incredibly resistable to me. Just don't have an interest in it. This needs to be part of the AI conversation if we have any hope of saving ourselves from the data mining clutches of big tech (AI specifics aside)

[kply-industries]

*puts a disk in u*

[imat711yallneedanything]

Thank you

[angelbabymikaa]

croissant seeking behavior