“hannibal lexter”

queer, they/them, free palestine

[misericordiia]

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

Keep salting the wound I'm close

[notations]

You're just trying to make me mad so I'll kill you. Buffy the Vampire Slayer | 3.17

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[kookiedeadbutterflies]

I think I speak for everyone in this fandom when I say that we need Black writers back in the writer’s room.

The Black writers for seasons 1-2 of IWTV were Ben Philippe, David B Harris, and A. Zell Williams.

These are the men responsible for providing substance and depth to the Black characters in the first two seasons, mainly Louis and Claudia. They knew how to tackle struggle, injustices, history, rage, pain, and the ugly truth of American and European Black history. They didn’t pull punches with the hard stuff and they knew how to work with the soft stuff.

Season 3 tried to create edgy content and humor without these men and absolutely failed at it in every way possible. And they have failed both Louis and Claudia.

The Black jokes about Louis being “Louisiana Fried Chicken”, Louis continuing to be the pimp and needing his White savior that is Lestat, Claudia’s entire monologue about Louis being a literal slave to Lestat in that old Louisiana accent. And not to mention the complete erasure of Lemuel after only a couple episodes.

It’s not working.

If there’s gonna be Black actors on screen, there needs to be Black writers in the writer’s room.

[hannibal-lexter]

someone needs to go to the comic con later this month and beg rolin jones and mark johnson to rehire the Black writers AND hire more Black writers—especially Black AMERICAN writers; especially Black american WOMEN writers.

[glitteringpoet1685]

AMC really struck gold with the unreliable narrator idea because now people will insist that any flaw in the storytelling is actually a genius premeditated reflection of a fallible narrator, any pacing issues are actually a genius premeditated reflection of a characters psyche, and any lack of character development is actually a genius premeditated reflection on a characters refusal to face their own trauma, and having cheap looking production is actually a genius premeditated reflection of a characters memories, and any unwarranted deviation from the source material is actually a genius premeditated lie that will be proven false at some unspecified point, and any poor handling of sensitive subjects is actually a genius premeditated commentary on the characters own failings, etc, etc.

[hannibal-lexter]

LITERALLY oh my god!!! sometimes the writing is bad, not for any reason other than that the writing is bad. we can call out the writers for making insensitive and questionable decisions AND still understand that the characters are supposed to be problematic. we’re not “intellectually challenged” or “lacking nuance” because we call out certain dialogue as incoherent or downright offensive.

i’m so disappointed because the first two seasons were beautiful storytelling. season two might be my favorite season of television, period. i wanted to like this season, i tried to give it the benefit of the doubt, but it just pails in comparison to its predecessors.

[hannibal-lexter]

i have a feeling the s3 finale will make me believe in conformitygate for this show…

[professional-rat-eater]

The only way to counter revenge porn is with more revenge porn. Lestat needs to leak DM’s sex tape.

What? Taking the high ground? Not stooping to their level? What would that solve?

Lestat, I’ll get the camera. You find a good spot in the in the window to film.

And I hear you saying “but that’s not enough. You’re neglecting the incest factor. That was the entire point.”

Trust me when I say whatever depraved shit they do to each other is worse. It sounds hard to believe but it’s true. We can destroy them socially. It’ll only make them weirder about each other and they’ll probably be into it but you can really turn them into social pariahs. It’s a good place to start at least.

[hannibal-lexter]

imagine no one paints you for 500 years and your beloved pulls this out of his ass

[hannibal-lexter]

daniel and louis can bond over having daughters who hate their guts!!!

[hannibal-lexter]

daniel’s publicist: hey, i just wanted to let you know that a bunch of your fans think you’re, uh, sleeping with that 20-something.

daniel: ok, and?

publicist: do you not have a problem with that or—?

daniel: are my book sales tanking?

publicist, reluctantly: no, they’re actually higher than ever before

daniel, completely deadpan: then i’ll keep fucking him

[weekiexpo]

Daniel cant even maintain eye contact with Armand Imagine standing next to a horny demon who practically oozes desire, you're constantly aware of it, not only because you're exceptionally good at reading people, but because you can feel his emotions, you feel him

Bro the Boner 3000, Daniel is sentenced to an eternity with a horny demon

[hannibal-lexter]

daniel is fearing for his life AND his asshole

[hannibal-lexter]

a DM kiss would solve all of my problems

[hannibal-lexter]

“Exquisite Corpse” x The Vampire Lestat

[hannibal-lexter]

people act like dm beheading loustat is going to make us hate daniel and armand, little do they know we came directly from the hannibal fandom…

[autarkiia]

was Armand like 'no beloved it is imperative that we wear these matching halloween costumes to behead Louis and Lestat'

[hannibal-lexter]

i bet on christmas they’ll have matching murder pajamas too