and if you are wrong, will?

collecting hannibal posts that have sprung up since hannibal went to netflix. run by 2 bros.

[gothicwill]

Still think this is the funniest Hannibal post I’ve ever seen

[saifey]

hannibal

will: the killer is dumping the bodies in this here swamp because he got his leg shot off in vietnam. we can figure out his next victim by searching the database for everyone in 50 miles who voted obama-biden, and then by pissing on the database,

jack crawford: shut up. if that’s true then why is he cutting their noses off. Shut up

will: it’s because he has “leg-smell” disorder, where he was born with his olfactory nerves on the back of his kneecaps. losing his leg meant losing an entire sense… A window to the world, which he shouldn’t have had in the first place. so he kills people now.

hannibal: *literally jacking himself off into a severed nostril* Tell me, Will. Is the way you see the world your “leg-nose” disorder? Will you allow yourself to get bogged down with it? Or will you ‘suck my dick’?

will: *astral projects to antarctica*

[dreamed-itself-waking]

[certifiedcis]

This is so funny. Hey trans men, are you a big enough jackass to be a man? Have you been doing your diss-training? You know you'll never pass if you aren't calling your buddies sorry sacks of useless dog shit 12 times a MINUTE.

[certifiedcis]

Tell me, Will, do you abandon your nature when your abandon your genitalia?

[lunius-art]

Welcome to silly little Hannibal comic, goodnight

[certifiedcis]

This is so funny. Hey trans men, are you a big enough jackass to be a man? Have you been doing your diss-training? You know you'll never pass if you aren't calling your buddies sorry sacks of useless dog shit 12 times a MINUTE.

[certifiedcis]

Tell me, Will, do you abandon your nature when your abandon your genitalia?

[tethered-heartstrings]

[imposterogers]

every once in a while I remember that hannibal lecter would show up at crimes he committed and be like “girl WHO did that???”

[furfag]

what is really more embarrassing, wearing a fursuit and pretending to be an animal or wearing clothes and pretending not to be

[brucebocchi]

tell me, will,

[bbibbii]

hannibal is so funny cause will graham will be like “the chesapeake ripper ... he’s eating his victims” then it’ll hard cut to hannibal in the kitchen like this

[horrorlesbians]

do you think hannibal would murder me if he watched me delicately place chips inside a sandwich and then smash it slowly before eating it

[horrorlesbians]

he’d either kill me or ask me why i prefer my sandwiches with chips and i’d shrug and say “i like the crunch”. which would prompt him to say something along the lines of “we often crave a taste more primitive, the crunching between our teeth used to be birthed from the snapping of bones from a fresh kill. is that what you are savoring for? tell me helena, do you hunger for brutality?”

[bisqueman]

oc

[retiredmahoushoujo]

[valtsv]

*clutching your arm* sorry im a bit clumsy >_< whoopsie daisy! *trips & drags us both down into the chemical vat*

[sweetvictorie]

ive never seen hannibal but in my brain hannibal lives in a big vampire castle and will also lives there but on the opposite side of the house and they dont see each other all day until they meet every night for dinner and sit on opposite sides of a very long table with fancy silverware and eat dubious meat and hannibal says “so tell me will.” and then they go to bed

[seasidelemon-deactivated2023120]

will: I'd like a grilled cheese.

waittress: of course coming right up sir

hannibal: interesting... when one applies heat to the square slice of cheese on your sandwich, it will undergo a metamorphosis. What was once a solid now becomes liquid...perhaps too much so to contain between slices of toasted bread. Yet we will still call it cheese. Tell me Will, have you become difficult to contain under the heat of your past? Or are you still an innocent slice of cheese,

[cowboy]

I feel like not having watched Hannibal makes these posts like 2000% funnier for me

[seasidelemon-deactivated2023120]

will: I'd like a grilled cheese.

waittress: of course coming right up sir

hannibal: interesting... when one applies heat to the square slice of cheese on your sandwich, it will undergo a metamorphosis. What was once a solid now becomes liquid...perhaps too much so to contain between slices of toasted bread. Yet we will still call it cheese. Tell me Will, have you become difficult to contain under the heat of your past? Or are you still an innocent slice of cheese,

[cowboy]

I feel like not having watched Hannibal makes these posts like 2000% funnier for me