shiny. let's be bad guys.

Glasgow ✌ I'll Slytherin your Chamber of Secrets 🐍 Tommy Hiddles ♥

[slayerbuffy]

favorite ‘buffy the vampire slayer’ episodes (4/?) — “Once More, With Feeling” S6E07.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[adaswordlace]

[antimony-ore]

Pronounce Saxophone like Persephone, I dare you

[aphony-cree]

Pronounce antelope like penelope

[geniusoflove]

i want to peg his heart 😔❤

[geniusoflove]

all my friends are funnier than me n im sick of it

[margothsheart]

by Haenuli Shin

[inspredwood]

Date a skeleton 2K17

[zoopbooploop]

[lobstronomousskeleton]

“Honey! You know I’m allergic to those!” “Oh right, sorry.”

[sistertaxon]

Just saw a post saying a castle was “infested with vampires” and as a biologist am disgusted. That’s their natural habitat. They live there

[thyrell]

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

[plum-soup]

Emails sent by the IRA to Margaret thatcher

[localstarboy]

You messing up the whip" 😂

[youngbloodthekilljoy]

BRUCE I’M WEAK

[queerkittyy]

Camilla ate the whole damn bag

[gahhhdamn]

lmao this nigga is the animal whisperer

[jeniphyer]

I think he got a show on the Animal Planet now like for real he got the touch

[legendaryshayne-deactivated2019]

she hungry as hell

[wearingthesamething-deactivated]

😂 I love this so much

[taylorzrealm]

THATS DOPE AS HELL!!! What’s the name of the show!

[funny-tik-toks]

[thecollectibles]

Lord of the Rings by Lorenzo Colangeli

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[smore-692-deactivated20170712]

WAAA-

[veritashopian]

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

[molten-by-determination-deactiv]

IT’S BACK

[llibratin-deactivated20170617]

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

[not-a-recommended-url]

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

[keymageheartfilia]

re-blogging again xD

[lionowlonao3]

what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? 😂

[tahthetrickster]

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

[tahthetrickster]

too bad, im showing you anyway

[ashesdotpng]

a non-photoshopped picture of someone actually wearing them, for your viewing pleasure

[melonisopod]

[none-gender-left-beef]

THIS THREAD HAS GOTTEN SO MUCH BETTER

[x-menunited]

[marxisforbros]

“There’s a cure?!” asked the girl that kills everything she touches.  “Hey shut up we’re perf” replied the girl that makes clouds. 

[theboylondon]

For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. “Makes clouds my ass” she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and that’s how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.

[sun-spiral-deactivated20210109]

I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY

[mangonetics]

“Finally, a cure for my chainsaw hands!” decreed Chainsaw-Hands Joe.

“There is no cure,” said Johnny Five-Dicks. “There’s nothing wrong with us.”

[saintofpride201]

Don’t forget “mutant and proud” coming from the girl who ages 30x slower than anyone else and can change her physical form whenever the hell she wants. And she said that to a man who had hands for feet and wanted a cure, but said cure made his condition so much worse.

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

I don’t even have anything funny to say that is just really sweet 

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

[ariesfire0704]

There is a statue in Cork to commemorate the donation of the Choctaw people to the Irish people, It is called Kindred Spirits.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kindred_Spirits_(sculpture)

[false-dawn]

Please click here to reach the Navajo & Hopi Families COVID-19 Relief Fund!

[loumandliker]

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[christophernolan]

DOCTOR WHO MEME ♡ [1/5] Most heartbreaking scenes.

Now, you listen to me. You’re going to be alone now, and you’re very bad at that. You’re going to be furious and you’re going to be sad, but listen to me. Don’t let this change you. No, listen. Whatever happens next, wherever she is sending you, I know what you’re capable of. You don’t be a Warrior. Promise me. Be a Doctor. What’s the point of being a Doctor if I can’t cure you? Heal yourself. You have to. You can’t let this turn you into a monster. So, I’m not asking you for a promise, I’m giving you an order. You will not insult my memory. There will be no revenge.

[spiderversetweets]

Okay, I'm posting this here because this blog has a much bigger following than my main. This is the first time I've ever begged for reblogs instead of likes.

The morning of August 10th a massive storm called a derecho plowed through the midwest, devastating Southern Wisconsin, Northern Illinois, and the entire state of Iowa, which is where I live. Iowa was hit the worst. A derecho is basically the equivalent of a hurricane. Our highest recorded wind speed was 112mph.

1/3 of the state lost power, and almost 3 days later, roughly 400,000 people still don't have power. We have approximately 23 million acres of farmland, and approximately 10 million were destroyed by the storm. That's not good at all. Our crops are one of the state's main sources of economic development, and we lost so much.

The light green area inside the circle is all of our damaged crops. We lost a lot of silos and grain bins as well

Outside of our local news stations, there's barely any national media coverage on this. Ive only seen a couple, and the only ones I have seen weren't even that in that depth.

The above screenshot was from today(Aug. 12th, 2020) at 9pm CST. 2 days had passed before either of them wrote anything about it.

We have some cities that are either partly out of power or entirely out of power. One of the worst hit cities was even still recovering somewhat from a F4 tornado that went through it 2 years ago.

There's people stranded in their homes without food, power, gas and/or cell service. Please spread the word and let people know that we need help!

[cwnn-annwn]

THIS, All of this.

Iowa is a disaster zone. I’m missing parts of my roof, probably need a new garage, new windows, new siding. My patio door was literally blown off its hinges.

My small town has no power, because the electrical poles were snapped in half like toothpicks. My parents live in Cedar Rapids, and they are completely cut off from the modern world at this point. They can’t make any phone calls because the cell towers were destroyed.

We are running out of fuel. There are still hundreds of thousands of us without power. Everyone has rancid food sitting in their freezers. People on wells literally have no access to running water. Generators and tarps are almost impossible to find. Banks are closed, and businesses aren’t taking debit/credit cards. The only way for most of us to charge our phones is to sit in our vehicles with the engine running.

We NEED aid.

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

There's a media blackout on this.

This is the breadbasket of the United States, this could potentially lead to a winter famine.

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/08/14/iowa-derecho-deadly-storm-power-outages-national-guard/5581492002/

This is still going on. It’s 8/15 and about 150,000 households are still without power, including almost 60% of Linn County which has the 2nd biggest city in the state. See those big streaks on the satellite image? Two of them pass directly through major cities.

I see a lot of people asking what you can do in the notes. Ask your senators to pressure the federal government for better disaster relief, they’ve done nothing so far. Call our governor Kim Reynolds and tell her how badly she’s botched relief efforts. I don’t know if there’s anywhere you can donate to really, maybe people could put links in the notes?