Aimless And Useless

24 | ??? | Gemini | I’m Mushroom | Confused™

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[assgod]

She literally said NAMASTE as NEH-MASE

[fuocogo]

Her comedic timing on every one of these is absolutely flawless…. I wonder how it feels being the funniest person on earth

[thewomancallednova]

as a deeply indecisive woman i do appreciate the humble semicolon. It's not quite enough to be a new sentence, but it is too far removed gramatically from the previous words to be nicely partitioned off with a mere comma. All behold our goddess

;

[em-iliart]

how this week has felt

[ieatratsyummy]

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

[kingcatnine]

they should make 5 hour calm its like 5 hour energy but you get calm. sold unregulated in gas stations please

[circumgutter]

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

[6qubed]

the wailing phantom

[mariacallous]

[egberts]

*shagcula voice* it vasn't me

[egberts]

she caught me in the coffin. vasnt me

caught me hanging in the belfry. vasnt me.

she even saw me stick my cross in. vasnt me

i didn't show up on camera. vasnt me

[macklesufficient]

[chimaerakitten]

So the banner ad didn’t scale down for the mobile browser and it took me multiple minutes to realize that this stock photo of people in business suits was not, in fact, an illustration of what oathbreaker paladins in service to an evil power are supposed to look like

[tekknonerd]

No, it definitely was.

[feychild1225]

Okay I am just getting to watching this because been so busy today but color me intrigued. It helps that Aya is one of my celebrity crushes.

[billiecauter]

reblog to summon godzilla directly into washington dc

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

just smoked a stickbug like a joint

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

distinctly buglike

[itswhatyougive]

Bro I implore you?!? I fucking beseech thee?!?!!?

[heartwarminganimals]

Ploop ploop ploop

[creepymutelilbugger]

i know this is a predator. like a hardened killing machine. tempered by hundreds of years of evolutionary prowess to fine tune him into a living weapon. but ohhhh the little BABYYY look at the Little Bouncing Baby he is going Boing Boing Boing oh my gooddddd

[malibuklaus]

[galadriel1010]

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

[transcyberism]

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

[dogpuppy]

[ysolt]

naked: normal naked

naked with shoes on: super naked