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we're not kids anymore.
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@hapless2
Jaune: You know... After going to Earth in Peter's universe, I have to say...
Jaune: New York Pizza? Kinda overrated. (Portal opens behind him)
The Avengers, The Fantastic 4, Spider-Man, The Punisher, Doctor Strange, Iron Fist, Kingpin, The Sinister Six, The Hand, etc.:
Nora after drinking 5 gallons: "HOW DARWS TO TOUCH MY FEARLESS LEADER?"
All of New York: "Fuck"
Nora:
Thor: KNEEL, DAMNABLE WENCH!
Nora: MAKE ME, SPARKLY MAN!
Jaune:
Salem fables au
Jaune: I'm a kill em
Dew: Let's do it
Sky: Guys can you keep your murder boners in your pants please
Dew: You can't tell my murder boner what do Sky!
Jaune: We are erect with RAGE!
Ok, now I did get this one!
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Jaune: Distraction attack!
*Jaune attacks Watts*
Watts: Grr! You scuffed my Gesepi brand suit!
Jaune: Heh, you should try their dresses, way more comfortable.
Watts: Oh, I agree- Wait, how would you know?
Jaune: I wore... One...
Watts: ... To each his own! *Begins to escape using a flying drone* I'm not a judgemental persoooooooon....!
Jaune: Wait, it was because I was trying to save my girlfriend- Aw! Damn it!
Some D&D party is out there playing the coolest campaign ever.
I saw this when it was posted! Some highlights from the comments:
(End)
Security Guard: Can I see your id cards, please?
JNPR: *holding out their official huntsman/huntress cards*
Security Guard: âŠJaune ArcâŠPyrrha NikosâŠLie RenâŠNora ArcâŠ
Pyrrha: Wait, âNora Arc?â Nora, why do you have Jauneâs last name?
Nora: Remember when we all visited Jauneâs family?
Jaune: Yeah, my mom was so busy grilling me and Pyrrha about our relationship that you just kinda slotted right in with my sisters.
Jaune: Iâm pretty sure my dad actually thought you were one of his kids by the end of the weekend.
Nora: âŠwell, apparently I blended in so well that at some point your mom officially adopted me.
Nora: I donât know exactly how or when it happened, but by the time we left I had a new ID, a copy of my official adoption paperwork, and a hand-crocheted sweater matching the rest of my new siblings!
Pyrrha: I got raked over the coals by Mrs Arc for two days to see if I could date Jaune, and Nora was absorbed into the family by simply wandering too close⊠đ
Jaune: The only thing I donât understand is why she didnât adopt Ren, too.
Ren: Apparently I have five years to marry Nora before I become her step-brother.
White Knight Week Day5: Color Exchange
[apartment]
Weiss:*texting*âŠ.
Jaune:*slowly opens door*
Weiss:Hmm?
âŠâŠ..
Weiss:Hello? Jaune?
Jaune:*slowly peeks in* Hey.
Weiss:What the- why are you being weird. I thought someone was about to break in. How was your hair appoint-
He opens the door fully, revealing the pure white hair devoid of any blonde.
Weiss:âŠ..
Jaune:So donât freak out.
Weiss:WHAT HAPPENED!?
Jaune:I MISSED UP! I told them I wanted something like my natural color!
Weiss:And they thought the blonde was fake?
Jaune:âŠ.
Weiss:..Pffft HAHAHA! AHAHAHA!
Jaune:Well Iâm glad one of us is having fun!
Weiss:Did you not look at the bottle they were using!?
Jaune:I donât know the fancy names they use for hair color! By the time I realized they werenât bleaching it first, they were practically done.
Weiss:I donât go with you to the salon and this happens? You paid for them to do your hair wrong.
Jaune:I think the shock of my face earned me a discount.
Weiss:Well on the bright side, it doesnât look bad on you. It kinda reminds me of grandpa.
Jaune:Thatâs the last thing I needed to hear.
Weiss:Relax.
She walks over to get a good look. Weiss had to admit he pulled it off. It didnât look damaged either.
Weiss:At least they did a good job. Iâll yell at them less when I make my way up there. Come think of itâŠsince I booked it, maybe they thought you were Whitley? Or a family member in general.
Jaune:What Iâm hearing is I shouldâve been in the broadcast message with Ruby. I know Iâm not the most recognizable person but this hurts.
Weiss:Regardless, youâre gonna have to rock the look for a while. Swapping back too fast is gonna kill your hair. Especially in this heat.
Utterly defeated, Jaune hobbles over to the couch and collapses. Weiss wouldâve never thought heâd react this poorly. Then again, heâd gone there to specifically remove his white undertones. If it was any other color heâd probably live with it.
Weiss:âŠIâm stepping out for a while. Are you going to be okay.
Jaune:Yeeesss.
Weiss:Alright then. No midlife crisis until I get back. *closes door*
xxxxxxx
About two hours passed before Jaune hears the door open again. The familiar clacking of heels stops him from removing his face from the cushions. Even when the sound traveled right in front of him.
Weiss:Hey, Snow Angel.
Jaune:Heh, very funny. *turns head* I might deserve th-
His brain lagged just like hers did when he first walked in. Weiss didnât return the way she left. The dazzling white hair her family was known for had been replaced with a pale, golden shine of what had been looking for. The girl smiled as she reached into a bag and pulled out the color he was looking for.
Weiss:Your color is Crocea. In hindsight, we both probably should know that by heart. Especially you. Well? What do you think? *flips hair* Yang isnât the only one who can pull off blonde.
Jaune:I amâŠ.so conflicted.
Weiss:Oh?
Jaune:Your gorgeous. Dare I say itâs immaculate on you.
Weiss:*red* Thank you~
Jaune:But I also think you could sneak into my family reunion like this.
Weiss:Iâm invited anyways, but I see your point. Honestly though, your family doesnât own yellow any more than my owns- well actually Iâm pretty sure we couldâve own it, but thatâs beside the point!
Jaune:Why did you go through with it? Knowing your eyes, you could probably tell it was the right shade with applying it.
Weiss:Youâre not wrong, but youâre forgetting something. IâŠdonât like you feeling alone. Now if anyone asks, you didnât make some silly mistake. We just decided to swap. Thatâs all. This also gives you an excuse to grow out your hair more; a style I for one find very charming.
Jaune:*smiles* Hehe, you so miss the ponytail.
Weiss:I will not argue that.
Jaune sits up and losses immediate rights to his lap. Weiss smiles proudly at him, not a hint of regret in her decisions. Such warmth and sincerity. It makes Jaune laugh at himself for being so dramatic. He gently rubs her left cheek as she leans into it before he guides her face towards his for a tender kiss. At the same moment, their door opens again.
Ruby:Yo-âŠâŠ*closes door*
âŠâŠ..
Yang:*walking up stairs* Hey, you knock yet?
Ruby:âŠ
Yang:Ruby?
Ruby:Now I could be wrongâŠ.but him pretty sure i just saw Weissâs brother making out with Jauneâs twin sisters.
Yang:âŠ.What?
Jaune: Iâm questioning my ability as a team leader.
Jaune: I attended every leadership class and spent hours carefully practicing strategies with my teamâŠ
Jaune: âŠonly to completely forget all of it mid-fight and yell, âJump his ass!â
Jaune: The worst part is how well it worked.
"HIT IT TIL IT DIES!"
(During Beaconâs Initiation)
Jaune: Oh, so you doubt the great Juan? Ignorant fool! I'm one of the greatest minds Vale has ever known! My brilliant Grimm slaying strategy has never failed to defeat a foe.
Ruby: *Skeptical*Â Really? And how many Grimm have you beaten with it?
Jaune: *unreasonably confident* This shall be my first.
Everyone Died Pyrrha
Team JNPR playing Co-op looter extraction games.
Pyrrha: Uhh... Did anyone get my stuff back?
Jaune: No we all died.
Ren: We lost everything Pyrrha.
Nora: Everyone's dead.
Ren: We all died.
Pyrrha: Ah.
Jaune: We're all dead Pyrrha.
Jaune: 'What everyone? Everyone's dead?!'
Nora: Yes Pyrrha, everyone's dead.
Jaune: 'What, including Ren?'
JN: Yes Pyrrha.
Jaune: Everyone's dead Pyrrha.
Jaune: 'Ohhhhhh! Jaune, and Nora?'
JN: Yes Pyrrha.
Jaune: They're all dead Pyrrha.
Pyrrha: Shut the hell up!
JNR: Pfff! Hahaha!
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Based on this:
Apollo 17 vs Artemis II
Despite everything, it's still you.
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That's really cool actually
#excuse me but are you telling me that the Apollo pic is made with the help of the SUN and the Artemis one with the help of the MOON??? #that's actually so poetic i want to cry
@gorandomshesaid wait i need to sit with this one. wait.
A story in three parts
Official silly sigffhjkqmshsknsskhawkqmwbsuhh
Commission of RK!Jaune and his new ward little 10-year-old Emerald Sustrai for my dude @remy-steel-official. I mean... can you imagine? The most neurotic and anxious man alive getting this kid he knows from the future/past off the street. It's good shit
Also, Jaune I fucking hate drawing your Rusted Knight armor, it's too friggin complicated lol
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Want some art of your own? [Buy Me A Ko-Fi]
To be fair, his regular armor is already too complicated.
in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with âitâs like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.â This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. Weâd love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isnât a real guy I can invite to a party.
'soup store' this, 'soup store' that HERE is a compilation of code ment scenes that i have been quoting for years
POV: You're a traumatized teenager in a 4ft tall ice cream's tea party where she summons your dead friends, one of which is a 6ft hulking amazonian to rock your shit.
Just realized something
In season two when Mercury fights Pyrrha, he got to choose his opponent - by this logic that means Pyrrha got to choose hers â by THAT logic this means Pyrrha deadass looked Glynda in the face and said âTeam CRDL.â and then she literally just did that. Pyrrha, feeling that they got off too easy for bullying Jaune (and others) decided to take it upon herself and humiliate them by solo-ing their whole team.
Pyrrha Nikos may be a cinnamon roll but she doesnât hold back
Pyrrha âits bone crunching time :)â Nikos and Jaune âohmygodâ Arc
Ironwood: "Alright, I've heard enough. Deadly force authorized."
