Living With The Sea Bear

I did science once. Twice. Dare I say...thrice

[hotvampireadjacent]

[nerdygaymormon]

[beggars-opera]

Mitch McConnell next, like to charge reblog to cast

[memewhore]

[anger-birb]

[kitstacean]

Im gonna shill for Marie Kondo again but this is why I find her books (yes, books, the TV show is fun but ultimately misses a lot of the core ideas) so good.

A lot of home org advice fully misses this aspect. Kondo not only acknowledges it, but leans into it. And ultimately this helps motivste me to keep my space tidy - it's really hard to me to keep on the nebulous goal of self-care, but much easier to get up and put things away if I envision my salt and pepper grinders as like, retail workers who are now standing in an empty shop (my dining table) and just wanna go home (the spice rack where they live).

Normie tidying process: that heater should be put away for summer! I mean, I'm not gonna need it

Me: well it's just chilling and also I can't be arsed.

Kondo: that heater has done a good job keeping you warm over winter and now it should get to go have a rest in the cupboard

Me: !! Sabbatical for my heater!! Thank you for your service sir and have a very nice break!

[play-now-my-lord]

hope this helps

[greelin]

yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

Who wore it better?

[unbotheredmuse]

[gamesoft]

[octolinggrimm-deactivated202409]

[cavechoir]

[dogboysora]

[ID: Meme of Timmy Turner from Fairly Oddparents praying with the text “I wish every monarchist goes to hell no matter what” /end ID]

[rongzhi]

Problem solving

English added by me :)

[ayeforscotland]

The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.

[animentality]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

saw this tiktok like "when pro choice women die all the aborted babies block their path to heaven"...um I could literally just step around them. babies have NOTHING on me

[mono-red-menace]

pro choice women when they get to heaven

[tchaikovskaya]

[greatcheshire]

Was trying to watch the first episode Angel on a totally legit site, except the site instead had the first episode of some British competition show called The Angel, except the subtitles were still from episode one of Angel so it ended up like

[greatcheshire]

[greatcheshire]

[saluteofthejugger]

“on top of spaghetti” makes me really melancholic. like id hate that if it happened to me. and the tone of the entire song feels like a kind of defeated lamentation. it gets to me

[saluteofthejugger]

like. with good big meatballs you get like 6 tops on a plate. if you lose 1 thats 1/6th of the protein on your plate. and then it doesnt just fall onto the carpet so you could maybe rinse it off and still eat it. it goes outside and over the horizon basically. i think i would actually cry

[saluteofthejugger]

also who sneezed on their plate of fresh spaghetti with such force to overcome the static friction of the meatball. cover your face you freak

[saluteofthejugger]

its just not fair